<![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, tools]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, tools]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/tools http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/tools <![CDATA[HeatSeek Launches New Porn Browsing Missile Program]]> Remember HeatSeek, the adult web browser? (How could you forget?) Well, the powers that be have released a brand new version (1.3.3.4 — apparently someone's really fond of the period key) that's even better! What's new? Well, among other things, you can download and keep Flash videos from almost any website—including CNN, which is totes where we get all our hottest porn. Of course, it's still PC only. So maybe we can't have everything. (heatseek.com)

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<![CDATA[Vanishd: A New Way To Watch Porn At Work]]> Do you need a way to watch porn (or, hell, surf any non-work related website) in the office without getting caught? Do you enjoy watching your porn through a teeny peephole, for that added voyeuristic effect? Like all good Web 2.0 apps, Vanishd lacks a key vowel, but it is also a fancy website that hides your naughty browsing behind another web page, which just may be what you're looking for. We find the interface a little annoying, frankly—but you know what else is annoying? Listening to your boss complain about all the porn you watch at work. Check out a video demonstration of Vanishd after the jump.

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ยท Vanishd (vanishd.com)

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<![CDATA[Kirsten Price And Power Tools: A Look Back]]> Since we once attempted to varnish the Fleshbot coffeetable over Memorial Day weekend, we dusted off the ancient (2005!) "Strapon Toyz" to get in the mood for some home improvement. Even more intriguing than the power drill-powered vibrators was the fact that several of these sturdy pornstresses have bucked tradition and are still making movies three years later.

2008_5_23_sot2.jpgWe told you recently that Tommy Gunn, who directed this movie, likes building things. Here Naudia Nyce is serviced by a woman named Sophia with some Gunn-modified pneumatic tools.

2008_5_23_sot3.jpgWhat happened to Sophia? No idea. But lost in current pornography is the scene where women take off their jumpsuits and have nothing on underneath. Jumpsuits. No one wears jumpsuits anymore.

2008_5_23_sot4.jpgThat's Rita Faltoyano working on Shy Love. And Shy Love has indeed had some work done since 2005. No judgment implied - we like all building projects.

· Assassin Pictures (assassinpictures.com)
· Buy "Strapon-Toyz" (gamelink.com)

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<![CDATA[The Nipple Gauge: Getting Our Faces Slapped Has Never Been Easier!]]> While the sales copy promises us that "Getting her top off has never been easier!" we think that stopping a pretty girl on the street and asking to see whether her nipples are "Needle Nips" or "Cigarette Butts" is probably only a good idea if you (a) like to get kicked in the nuts a lot, or (b) enjoy that special feeling of being arrested for harassment. Still it's hard not to giggle at The Nipple Gauge, a titty-tip sizer that can be yours for a mere $6.95 and has not ever been Seen On TV&trade. The site's got some amusing amateur GGW-style pics and videos of boob-measuring at—you guessed it—Mardi Gras, once again proving that drunken coeds and boob flashing are like fine wine and good company: two great tastes that go great together, and ones that are always rewarding on their own merits.

· The Nipple Gauge (nipplegauge.com)

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<![CDATA[Stumble Porn: Fall Into Smut]]> Some of you nerds tech-savvy individuals may be familiar with the StumbleUpon toolbar that you install in your web browser to help you find cooking recipes or vlogs or whatever it is the kids are into these days. It works on the theory of the wisdom of crowds, as everyone using the toolbar combines internet forces to direct each other to the best, most interesting links. However, like every other Web 2.0 sensation looking for VC funding, it frowns upon pornography and so (like every other web sensation) someone co-opted the idea to create a porn-centric equivalent. (It's the circle of life!)

User-generated content needs, you know ... users, so at this point, StumblePorn may be better in theory than practice, but if it works so well for every other part of the web, why not the filthy part? Of course, why do you need anyone to tell you where to look for online smut when you have us? Did we ever steer you wrong? Ok, that one time ... but we were full of cough syrup and we forgot the safe word.

· Stumble Porn (stumbleporn.com)
Note: The site looks safe to us, but as with any service that requires a download and installing something on your computer, exercise appropriate caution.

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Previously: Hottest Girls Of MySpace (That Includes You, Presley Maddox), A Peek At The Peeq, Porn 2.0: Haven't We Been Here Before?, Social Porn Is Exactly What You Think It Is

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<![CDATA[ The jigsaw massager may be just the thing...]]> The jigsaw massager may be just the thing to gently get you in the mood ... or bore a hole into your spine. Whatever gets you hot. (slashdong.com)

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<![CDATA[Coriander Collage: Fap Your Way To A Cleaner Desktop]]> Using your favorite slide show program is a time-honored way of perusing the photos in your porn collection, but what about those times when you feel like looking at more than one pic or video at a time and can't spare a hand to hit the pause button or open up multiple windows on your desktop? Cut through the clutter with Coriander Collage, a simple but handy piece of software which lets you "converge your most enticing images and videos into one handy viewing environment", complete with a moaning zoom feature and autoarrange abilitiies—and which also lets you hide everything with just one click instead of having to close all those open windows individually if someone happens to look over your shoulder.

Assuming you have a Mac (a Windows version is currently under development) and fifteen bucks to spare, it's the next best thing to hauling our your old Hustler magazine collection and spreading them out across your bedroom floor. And need we remind you that you won't have to worry about getting the pages stuck together?

· Coriander Collage (info + demo @ coriandersoftware.com)

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<![CDATA[ Hey, don't knock those poor Geek Squad techies...]]> Hey, don't knock those poor Geek Squad techies who were caught stealing porn from a customer's computer too much—they have to do something to make their jobs more interesting besides installing iTunes and scrubbing Windows registries all day. (Though you might want to make sure you encrypt all those naked Jello wrestling video files on your hard drive before you bring in your machine to be serviced, just in case.) (consumerist.com)

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<![CDATA[Sexy Widgets Help You Waste Even More Time]]> Call us old-fashioned, but we haven't exactly jumped on the widget bandwagon here at Fleshbot despite our enthusiasm for all things shiny and technological: why bother cluttering up our desktop or website with dozens of mini-applications that display dirty pictures or inform us of updates to our favorite sex sites when we have a perfectly good collection of bookmarks and RSS feeds (not to mention more than enough dirty pictures on our hard drives) to do the jobs for us?

Still, there's no accouting for people's fascination with making their blogs and MySpace pages even more annoying—and for any aspiring webmasters who believe their visitors deserve to have the latest updates from dozens of sex- and porn-related blogs from all over the interweb right there in their already overcrowded sidebars, there's a wide selection of widgets to play with in the 'Sex' section of Widgetbox.com. The selections are really nothing more than RSS feeds repackaged into a customizeable graphical interface, and though we still fail to see how including more code to slow down your site can somehow enhance your viewers' experience it's a convenient way to present automatically updated blog headline feeds on your site if you really want them to be there and don't have the geek savvy to figure out how to put them there yourself. (Now that we think of it, maybe creating a Fleshbot widget might not be such a bad idea after all—though given the kind of feedback we've been getting over the last few days, maybe we should hold off on springing any new surprises on the world at large for the time being.)

· Widgetbox: Sex and Porn (widgetbox.com)

Previously: Heatseek: The Porn Browser, AutoGetSublime, Bad Widgets: The Pornhole, Zzaph: Porn Finder, Pornborg.org, The Pornolizer, Open Directory Tool, The CoupleBox

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<![CDATA[RedTube Rising]]>

We're not sure why things like these always seem to happen in bunches, but after our post about video upload site T'nAFlix yesterday a friend reminded us about RedTube, a site we've noticed in the past, but lost in the shuffle. It probably has something to do with it's uncanny resemblance to YouPorn (and various other similar sites.) After checking it out again, however, we realized we might need to slip it back into our smut surfing rotation as it's quietly become one of the better video offerings out there. The clip are huge, but still sharp in quality and for some reason we're amused by the fact that when you rollover the thumbnail images you get a neat little mini-slideshow preview of the scene you're looking for. (Hey, we're easily amused.) Check it out yourself, and see if you can find something that turns you on. Ridiculously over-the-top fake cumshots anyone?

· RedTube (redtube.com)

Previously: T'nA Flix: Still Another Porn Video Site, Sexy Videos @ Sevenload.de, Porncasting.tv Wants You, YouHentai: All Hentai, All The Time, Fantasti.cc Videos: Community Rated Smut, ScripTube: Build Your Own YouTube Clone, XXX Uploads: Still Yet Another Porn Video Site, Shufuni: Yet Another Porn Video Site, Flesh Flicks: Welcome to Haporn, Watchme.com, YouPorn Beta, YuVuTu: Adult Amateur Videos, XTube, PornoTube

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<![CDATA[T'nA Flix: Still Another Porn Video Site]]>

We've tried the whole torrent P2P file sharing thing, and frankly it's just way beyond our limited technical capabilities. Plus, we're lazy and impatient and don't like waiting for 50 GB files to reach our hard drive only to find that we pulled down the actual "DaVinci Code," instead of its Porn Valley equivalent. (You can imagineour crushing disappointment.) Sensing our distress, one of the more popular porn torrent sites, PureT'nA, has branched out into the YouTube dirty clone market with T'nAFlix. You can't download or embed their video clips yet, but you can browse some good quality streaming videos (and upload your own) that don't require extra programs or long waiting times to enjoy. Sure, it's not much different from any of your previous options (see our bloated list below), but as we always say, it's good to have more choices when it comes to online smut. Plus, there's Nina Hartley and her minions putting hot chicks through their paces currently featured on the main page ... how can you lose?

· T'nA Flix (tnaflix.com)
· Thumbnail: "Nina Hartley's Private Sessions 9 - scene 1" (tnaflix.com)

Previously: Sexy Videos @ Sevenload.de, Porncasting.tv Wants You, YouHentai: All Hentai, All The Time, Fantasti.cc Videos: Community Rated Smut, ScripTube: Build Your Own YouTube Clone, XXX Uploads: Still Yet Another Porn Video Site, Shufuni: Yet Another Porn Video Site, Flesh Flicks: Welcome to Haporn, Watchme.com, YouPorn Beta, YuVuTu: Adult Amateur Videos, XTube, PornoTube

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<![CDATA[Vote Boob! (And Other Body Parts)]]>

As we lurch into the 2008 campaign season, let us not forget all the precious things we have that make this country great—like the privilege of being able to vote for your favorite porn sites and share wank material with fellow pervs all over the world. (You don't think those commie pinkos in the former Soviet Union were able to do stuff like that, do you?) VoteBoob is the latest Digg-style community porn rating system to come down our pipe, and by now you should have a pretty good idea how these sorts of things work: users sign up to rate and comment on smut links submitted by other users, with the idea that the good stuff will rise to the top while the dreck gets pushed down to the level inhabited by, say, Kim Kardashian and her ilk. If it all looks familiar, it may be because the site is a virtual clone of the longer-running MoSexIndex, which remains the model of how these things are done. Still, in these hectic times we can't have too many sources helping us to make some of life's most important decisions—otherwise, we'd all be voting for whoever Fox News told us to, and where would be the fun in that?

· VoteBoob (voteboob.com)
· Thumbnail: Jenna Jameson's Porn Debut, via voteboob.com)

Previously: Fantasti.cc Videos: Community Rated Smut, Eroshare, Splutr: More Social Porn, MoSexIndex, Blosker: Social Smut

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<![CDATA[Pornogopher: More Hands-Free Smut]]>

We misread the URL when we were sent the link to Pornogopher.com and thought that someone had scored a pretty choice domain name to upload their dirty diddlings to. Alas, "pornographer.com" merely goes to a less-than-sexy placeholder page ... but at Pornogopher, you'll find yet another Javascript-enabled masturbation tool that pulls images from various places on the interweb and displays them as an automatic slide show for your no-handed surfing convenience. As far as these things go, the execution is kind of primitive: unlike other sites like this, you can't pick and choose the kind of content you'll be, er, coming across, nor can you choose the rate of display or even pause the images in case one of them catches your eye for further inspection. Still, that URL is pretty sweet—we love the idea of a cute fuzzy little animal running all over the web to bring dirty pictures to our computer screen. If we could train our cats to do that, our jobs would be a lot easier.

· Pornogopher (Beta) (pornogopher.com)

Previously: Hand Jerker Helper: When Too Much Porn Is Not Enough, Pornborg.org, Eon Sex, RSS XXX, Juxel, Dig for Porn, Flickrlicio.us, Porn Hacks, Web Goggles, Babe Engine, The Pornolizer

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<![CDATA[FlickrCash: Find The Boobs]]>

We all know that Flickr is a great place to dump all your drunken spring break pictures, drunken night on the town pictures and drunken "finally convinced my girlfriend to let me take pictures of her coming out of the shower" pictures. It's such a great place for that, however, that it can be pretty difficult—and time consuming—to sort through thousands of photostreams to find the good stuff. Enter FlickrCash, a new tool that not only searches Flickr for you, it pulls everything it finds into a huge mosaic that allows you to view, sort and explore all the results in one easy to use (and cool looking) interface. It also lets you save your favorite searches, so you can quickly revisit your most memorable Flickr finds. And despite the name, FlickrCash is completely free. You just know you've found a cool internet widget when our geeky sister site Lifehacker has already raved about it—which means that we guess it's good for storing photos that don't have boobs in them too. Imagine that!

· Flickr Multi Parameter Search (flickrcash.com, more @ Lifehacker - thanks Tanner)
· Check out FlickrCash Boobs and Cameltoe mosaics to get started.

Previously: Alexandre1000 on Flickr, Glitch Porn on Flickr, We(Heart)Boobs, Plumpr, Flickr, Blogs and Ethics, Blowjobs and Haikus, CantikFotos on Flickr, Hand Jerker Helper: When Too Much Porn Is Not Enough, Katie West's Self Portraits, Flickrdreams

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