This week's round up of thrill-inducing sex blog moments features our two favorite girlie body parts: the breasts. Why pay homage to these luscious beauties? They're soft, warm, touchable. They bounce so fetchingly. Read on for odes to breasts' magnificence.

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The Best First Date Ever

He asked if he could feel my breasts. I said of course. He moved his hands over my sweater, rubbing my nipples. I moaned and felt my panties begin to soak through. My pussy was throbbing, aching to be filled with his cock. I was just about ready to strip off my clothes-the bar was emptying out and perhaps no one would notice-when he whispered in my ear "Please stand up."

—Torchlight

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I Saw Myself Reflected

I watched her in the mirror across the room as she laid in her bed. The reflection was of a girl with disheveled hair and flushed cheeks. She was completely naked, cunt shaved bare and tiny nipples hard as rocks and pointing to the ceiling. There was a towel beneath her. Her legs were open, knees bent and feet planted firmly on the bed. A stainless steel dildo filled her cunt while a plug filled her ass. The inside of her thighs glistened with the juices that had seeped out of her cunt and had made their way down her legs, down her ass, and into a puddle beneath her.

—Oh My God, That Britni's Shameless

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Threesome

Back in the room we head straight to the bed, and she and i keep making out, hands slipping up under tops and skirts now that the tiny bit of modesty we were preserving in the taxi is no longer necessary. You sit back and watch us as bit by bit our clothes come off. Her dress is first, when i get frustrated that i can't get to her nipples because of the cut of the dress. So off it goes, revealing a sexy matching bra and panty set. i pull the cups of her bra down and start sucking her ample breasts, alternating nipples and keeping the other nipple occupied with my fingers pulling and tugging and stroking.

—long-distance sub

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Excited sis

He used some of the tingle gel to lubricate me (and then slid into my pussy - I think to ensure that it would also tingle and to get some of my natural lubrication to help) and then pressed up against my ass. I slowly pressed back against him as he spread my ass cheeks and felt him slide into me a little. He added a bit more gel and started pumping away - pressing a little deeper each time until he had a nice rhythm going and was sliding a good way into me.

—Cumming of age

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Just dance

I grabbed his hand and dragged him to the dancefloor. First we danced close together, chest pressed against chest, and I rubbed my cunt on his growing hardon. I didn't say anything, just made him see that my wetness was soaking the crotch of his pants, I wasn't wearing any panties. Over the loud music I could hear his breathing catch up to my own as the truth dawned on him.

—18 and Nymfo

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The Office (SG Style)

Stand me before marble vanity and huge mirror. Angle yourself behind me and watch as you unbutton my blouse. Free these aching breasts from the confines of camisole and bra. My nipples are straining for your fingertips to tease them. Alternate between the soft caress and wincing pinch which draws my breath.

—From There to Here

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I can recognize them both – they're really cute and you should definitely check them out – but I can't remember which one's Whitney and which one's Britney. It's like trying to remember who's Statler and who's Waldorf.

Britney, it turns out, is the older one, the one with more tattoos, the one with real breasts, the one with the adorable lateral lisp, the one who turns 24 today. There must be some kind of mnemonic I could devise to help me remember this.

It would be so embarrassing if I ended up shouting the wrong name.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
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