Sex Blog Roundup: Pretty Pretty Titties

Might as well give in to the astounding power of breasts. Come on. Everyone knows you want to. Take a peek at the titties with AlwaysArousedGirl just after the cut. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Britney Stevens

I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today. More »

Lene Alexandra's Boobs Downgraded From "OK" To "Just Peachy"

Do you remember our old friend Lene Alexandra? For you newcomers, she is a Norwegian ... let's say "model," who sings, stars on reality TV shows and basically just tries to stay famous using her very well proportioned chest. Well, some scurrilous bloggers have dug into her secret past and discovered some nude photos taken before she was famous ... and before her latest breast upgrade. It's a shocking development for the poor girl, and she must truly be "haunted" by this youthful indiscretion—because it's not like she posed nude just this year for a European men's mag or first got everyone's attention by singing a song about her tits. How will she and her new breasts ever live it down? More »

Tiddy Bear Saves Your Life And Hugs Your Titties!

We just stumbled upon this clever Saturday Night Live-style commercial spoof on YouTube and it is hilarious! Just the idea that someone would spend $14.95 to solve the deadly problem of seat belt irritation is pretty funny, but the way they mock those pseudo-subliminal infomercial sales pitches is just perfect! Having the announcer say "Tiddy Bear" over and over again as women in low-cut tank tops press a plush toy firmly between their breasts sure is an hysterical take on goofy, ill-conceived advertising! Click the thumbnail and check out the video below—they really nailed this one! More »

Vikki Blows is back! She's whipping up a lot of stiff breezes in the pages of Front magazine, which also means that we haven't exhausted all of our bad puns based on her surname. What a relief! (boobieblog.com)

Lucy Becker—not to be confused with that other Lucy— celebrates her British heritage, perhaps to take back July from us Yanks and the French. And by "heritage," we of course mean "giant exposed breasts." (dailypoa.com)

These photos are allegedly "outtakes" from a topless shoot starring Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard. That doesn't make sense though, because why would anyone throw out anything that involved Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard topless? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

"My Big Breasts And Me": Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Boob?

Big boobs are pretty much the greatest thing ever in the history of everything, but apparently there are some people out there who believe that some boobs are just too big ... and they want to do something about it. It seems that these people are also attached to these giant boobs and think that oversized funbags cause problems, like "embarrassment" or "searing back pain," and they kind of have an issue with that. Weird, right? Well, maybe if you watch this BBC documentary about huge knockers and the women who don't love them as much as we do, it will make more sense—but we're still baffled. After all, we lovebig boobs enough to watch an entire BBC documentary about them! It's hard to find a more compelling argument than that. More »

Introducing Your Newest YouTube Fetish: Boob Punching

We always try to do our best to stay on top of the world's latest fads and trends, be they an overly-specific fetish or a idiotic internet meme. Sometimes we get lucky and those two things are one and the same. But we were not aware until just now that "boob punching" is the hottest thing on the YouTubes since failed skateboarder nut shots. (Those never get old!) Sure, a little playful slapping is part of many a boob lover's repertoire, but girls hitting other girls in the tits and posting videos of it online is apparently all the rage. (And not really as violently sexist as some people think.) So now you know! And knowing is half way to finding videos of bouncing boobs on the internet. More »

And because we've been especially babe-happy around here today for some reason, here's a gallery of Australian babe Emily Scott looking especially boobiloquent. That's an actual word—you can look it up if you want. We'll stay here with Emily while you do. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Lucy Pinder And Sophie Howard: Together Again For The First Time

You didn't think that Nuts would publish an issue that had pictures of Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard together and topless for the first time and we wouldn't mention it, did you? This is one of those times when being predictable is a good thing. (dailypoa.com)

An underboob may not be the same as a sideboob (much less a full boob), but it still involves a boob. So this salute to what's underneath by the always on-top-of-things Britney at Chicktrainer should make you feel like you're on top too. Or maybe you prefer to stay down below? (chicktrainer.com)

Boob Hungry In Hungary

If you had a gaggle of big breasted models and some leftover frequent flier miles, what would you do with them? You'd probably take them to Hungary, of course! Because the only thing better than staring at giant boobs is staring at giant boobs while slurping down a big pot of goulash. Yummy! (bigboobsalert.com + xfanz.com)

Guts—our favorite French version of our favorite British boobie magazine—continues to deploy the winning formula of randomly numbered lists of gorgeous topless babes. We guess "69" means the same thing in French that it does here, huh? (dailypoa.com)

Sheyla Hershey holds the Guinness Book of Brazilian World Records (whatever that means) for the largest chest (in the Brazilian World?) But that's not enough! She wants to up the size of her FFF cup implants, but can't find a doctor or legal code willing to pump that much silicone into her body. Not even in Texas! We thought they did everything bigger down there! (myfoxhouston.com)

It seems like every time we mention Keeley Hazell's name an angel sends down new naked photographs to add to our wall. Do you think she's listening in on our posts?! (dailypoa.com)

Trudi Blu's Nude Photo Blog Reveals (Almost) All!

What do you get when a bored wife with a cameraphone meets the anonymity of the internet and a free Blogspot account? Aanother chronicle of self-shot nudie pics that reminds you what real amateurs do when they feel like showing off. Trudi Blu is just a gal with a camera and a dream—and a nice pair of breasts that she enjoys putting on display. So what if it looks like she doesn't have a head? You spent half of your puberty trying to get a look at anything below the neck, so now that you have what you wanted it's not the time to get greedy. More »

Why does Australia's Imogen Bailey even bother with the swimsuit? It doesn't seem to help much with coverage and just wastes all that precious fabric: just think of all those poor naked babes who could be wearing it instead! (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Remembering "Dewey Cocks" (Er, "Cox")

It had been a long time since we'd seen a movie in an actual theater that made us wish we had pause and rewind buttons on our armrests until we saw "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" a few months ago. Not so we could hear the jokes again—which were ok, but not that memorable—but because the film contained an impressive (if brief) bit of nudity ... including full frontal penis, which is pretty much unheard of in a Hollywood film. (Yes, it's in the title, but we didn't think they would actually show it.) Now that the DVD is out, we finally had the chance to admire everything in detail ... and no angry ushers have to get involved when we try the old "hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket" trick. More »

Topless Power Rangers: Still Go-Going Strong!

The great thing about the internet is that nothing ever dies. (Or is that the worst thing?) This Power Ranger porn clip is almost as old as we are, and has certainly been featured in its fair share of "OMG, Japanese porn is so weird!!!11!" blog posts. But every time we come across it, it still manages to delight us nonetheless. So even if you've seen it before, watch the whole thing again because it just keeps getting better and better. Plus, is it really any more bizarre than the actual Power Rangers TV show, with its cheap fake dinosaurs and cardboard special effects? The Smurfs weren't your only childhood pals knew how to get kinky. More »

Kitty Lea may have found a new calling as a topless videogame reviewer. No, you may not play with her controllers. (dailypoa.com)

Remember Norwegian model and "singer" Lene Alexandra? Well, we've just been given a closer look at her boobs and don't worry ... they're still ok. You can go back to whatever you were doing now. (dailypoa.com)

Decision '08: Let Keeley Decide!

Who are you voting for in this pivotal upcoming election? No, not that election — the all important 100 Sexiest Women poll conducted by FHM. It's a hard decision, of course: Do you vote for experience or change? Youth or wisdom? Great tits or a nice firm ass? Fortunately, the lads have come up with a ingenious plan to help you decide: ask Keeley Hazell. Our favorite bombshell will take you through an interactive quiz (including sexy costume changes and wigs) that will determine your likes and dislikes and then recommend the right girl for you. Of course, the problem with this method is that all paths lead to one unavoidable conclusion: Vote for Keeley Hazell. That's democracy for you. More »

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "The Girl With The Magic Box"

Because our dirty minds always jump to the wrong conclusions, we think this film may have the most misleading title since "The Neverending Story." The box in question is actually a camera, see, and not the other kind of "box" we were thinking of. But it's still clear that the main character does have some sort of special powers because everyone she meets ends up naked — if she doesn't beat them to it, that is. Can you feel the "pulchritude"? More »

The Hooters Of Hooters ... Uncovered!

We've never really been huge fans of Hooter's restaurants and their apparently winning combination of spicy hot wings with an extra large side of cleavage: sure, the food is OK, but what's with all those clothes? The trademark orange hot pants and low-cut tank tops are fine if you're into "family dining," but it's just a little too much fabric for our tastes.
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Ice-T's dearly beloved Coco can be found mixing it up in the latest issue of Playboy (with an encouraging cameo by the side of her husband's head.) It's almost like he wants people to know what his wife looks like naked. Weird, huh? (boobieblog.com)

Evangelina Anderson makes us imagine Eva Angelina, Angelina Jolie and Pam Anderson all rolled into one. Since it's our fantasy, we might as well throw Evangelina in there too and make it a four-way. (dailypoa.com)

A Brief History Of Boobs

The internet is the perfect place for people with high tech machinery and lots of time on their hands to thrive by throwing together perfectly pointless, but highly entertaining visual fare. This video retrospective on this history of boobs, from our ape-like ancestors down the latest Britney Spears album cover, may not be chronologically accurate or even that well made, but it does contain an impressive amount of bare breasts for just one 60-second video. Watch and see if your favorite hooters made the cut! More »

Meet Sammy Braddy: Our Latest Big Boob Obsession

So what's so special about Nuts magazine's "Big Boob Special"? After all, big boobs are pretty much their entire raison d'être, so publishing a layout of top heavy topless babes that includes usual suspects Lucy Pinder, Eve Wyrwal, and Lindsey Anne Strutt wouldn't normally merit much fanfare. What makes this one unique is that it wasn't those regulars that caught our eye, but the newest edition to their roster, Sammy Braddy. This isn;tt her first time in the nude (she's got some Page 3-style antics under her belt), but now that we've been formally introduced she definitely has our rapt attention. Here's hoping that like those who came before her, she becomes completely overexposed. In the good way. More »

Have you ever wanted to see what it looks like when a balloon pops in slow motion? What if we added a nice pair of wet tits to the equation? That's what we thought. (Click the image to see the bouncy results.) More »

Nuts Goes To The (Topless) Movies

Even though we watch a lot of hardcore movies where tits are a dime a dozen, there's still something a little bit thrilling about seeing an actress pop a boob or two out in a mainstream Hollywood movie. Maybe it's because it's more unexpected or the women are (sometimes) more famous—or maybe it's just because a naked breast is a naked breast and no matter how you're seeing it, it's still cool. You should ponder these great unknowables while admiring Nuts magazine's screen capture skills in their latest cover feature, "100 Topless Movie Babes." The gals are presented in no particular order, so no fighting over who deserves the Academy Award for Best Lighting, Most Jiggle, or Best Set Design. And yes, the magazine does make a "Golden Globes" reference so that's already been taken care of for you. More »

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Bad Girls"

We're a little confused by the title of this film. Do they mean "bad" as in "good," like the kids say sometimes? Because "sensuous swingers who know how to arouse men" doesn't sound that bad at all. (It even says they're good at it!) Plus, if there's a crazy killer who cuts these ladies down for being sexy, then it's seems like he should be the bad guy, doesn't it? You should get your facts right before you start slandering these good/bad girls. More »

Keeley Hazell is trying to sell us something. What is it? We don't know and we don't care, but somebody tell us where we can buy it, quick! (popoholic.com, also @ hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com)

Hey, Gerard Depardieu! Sophia Loren's eyes are up here, buddy! Of course, we all want to stare at her beautiful cans, but try to be a little more subtle about it. (dlisted.com)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Naughty Nudes"

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Keeley Week: Surrender To The Hazell-Boobs

As you know quite well by now (and if not, where the heck have you been?) Keeley Hazell is a force of nature. She's gone from simple Page 3 girl to internationally-known uberbabe and back again and taken the world by storm in the process. Not bad for someone who doesn't do much more than stand in front of the camera and look ridiculously hot. Still, every time we think that Keely-fatigue might finally set in, someone else catches the wave and washes overboard with her hottness. FHM, who is no stranger to the Hazell charms, is devoting seven entire days to posting photos and videos—most of which, they claim, are previously unseen—in a futile attempt to corner the market on all things Hazell. More »

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Gutter Girls"

We had to take a break for a while from all those crazy uninhibited chicks who shock and intimidate us with their groovy sexed up lifestyles, but this week sees the return of those kinds of girls who go all the way and then ask why! We're so lucky to have not grown up in the sixties when wild and way out sex cults terrorized the populace with their sinful ways—not like the innocent upstanding young ladies you meet on the internet these days. More »

Still Puttin' 'Em On The Glass!

In the time-honored tradition of squeezing a nipple between two finger or the always popular twix shot, nothing spices up a boring car ride or a steamy shower door like pressing a nice set of boobies up against a pane of glass. It doesn't make any sense (yet somehow it's still not odd enough to even be considered a fetish), but this staple pose of many an erotic photo shoot has captivated the great thinkers and poets of the ages—going all the way back to the legendary Sir Mix-A-Lot, whose 1994 "hit" "Put 'Em On The Glass" forever immortalized this glorious natural phenomenon. Why is everyone from tour bus operators to truck drivers so enthralled by this breast-on-window contact? Well, why not press your own flesh and find out. More »

You know, we suddenly have an overwhelming urge to suck on some mangos ... and by "mangos" we mean "tits," of course. (more @ adsoftheworld.com)