Fleshbot To Vivid: Leave Nadya "Octomom" Suleman Alone!

After Nadya "Octomom" Suleman turned down Vivid's million dollar offer, we thought that the sad little PR stunt had finally run its course. But oh, how wrong we were. In our mailbox this morning: More »

Monique Alexander: Vivid Girl Or No?

Okay, now we're confused. Last week we reported that Crush Object Monique Alexander might have left Vivid—yet somehow, we just received a press release from Vivid hyping the recent successes of Vivid Girl Monique Alexander. More »

The Road To Vegas: How To Be A Superstar Fan

Planning on heading to Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo? Well, good news: not only will you get to meet your favorite stars—you'll also have the chance to strut your stuff and win fabulous prizes! More »

Adam & Eve Seeks Real Hot Couples For Real Hot Porn

Fleshbot Crush Object Jamye Waxman, sex educator extraordinaire and host of the "Personal Touch" eduporn, just informed us that Adam & Eve is looking to cast real life couples for a new line of DVDs:

Sasha Grey's "Most Prized Possession" To Be Immortalized By Doc Johnson

This just in: rising porno star and America's favorite fuck slave Sasha Grey has just signed a deal with Doc Johnson to create a signature line of sex toys—and the company has wasted no time in getting started on the line's production (due out in 2009). First on the list of branded novelties is a lifelike replica of Sasha's "most prized possession"... and we're still trying to figure out what, exactly, that is. Common sense leads us to believe that Miss Sasha is getting her ladyparts engooped, but we must admit that we don't know the girl well enough to say with authority that that is her most prized possession. Could it be her mouth? Her ass? Her grandmother's diamond necklace? Her puppy? Inquiring minds want to know! (Thumbnail via Ask Jolene, more at xbiz.com)

Happy Birthday Kayden Kross

When ordinary folks celebrate a birthday it usually involves a Hallmark card or two and a round of drinks with the gang from work at Applebee's; when a "political activist, sex positive feminist, equestrian lover, part time pugilist, and adult superstar" (to list just some of her accomplishments from the press release we received today) like Kayden Kross celebrates another joyful year of existence she launches "a fully operational version of her highly anticipated adult website" and sends the press a bunch of naked pictures of herself. Pornstars really are different from everyone else! (clubkayden.com' more Kayden @ freeones.com)

This Week In Press Releases

While the news may only be of interest to those who run adult website affiliate programs (you know who you are), we couldn't help but be appalled amused by solo site concern IOCash's announcement that they've changed their name to Solo Slut Cash in an attempt to class things up a bit. Despite the name change, we understand the site's backend will remain the same ... only sluttier! (avn.com; thumbnail via Ask Jolene)

My Dinner With Ass: "Asseaters Unanimous 16"

Veteran porn dude Tom Byron announced today that he has just finished shooting "Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two". The reason he is hyping the movie now, before it is even available, is because, he says, "This is probably the best two girl asseating movie ever made. Come to think of it, it's the only two girl asseating movie ever made." Well, except for "Pearl Harbor." More »

Breaking: Dessarae Bradford Is Not A Hooker

It's been a while since we last caught up with Dessarae Bradford, everyone's favorite alleged Baldwin-boinking Colin Farell stalkee and media gadfly—but if you've been as curious to know what she's been up to as we are, you'll be happy to know that she's been freshly exonerated of all prostitution and loitering charges by a Hollywood criminal court this week. We must have missed a press release somewhere, since we didn't know that she had been arrested in the first place—but we definitely didn't miss the one she sent out today, which we're sharing with you after the jump so she can tell you the whole story in her own inimitable style. (Trust us, we couldn't make up stuff like this if we tried.) More »

"Ladies Of The Night": What Does Gene Simmons Know About Whoring?

Prostitution has been written about by everyone from the Apostles to Shakespeare to Charlie Sheen, but you can take all that previous pontification and cram it: Gene Simmons is about to have his say. The God of Thunder and noted romancer has a new book coming out called "Ladies of the Night" where he will share his "own unique philosophy about the inception and legacy of prostitution." (And not a minute too soon!) More »

The Young And The Trademarked: Meet Riley Steele™

When we read the press release today announcing that Digital Playground had signed the adorable Riley Steele&trade — yes, she's trademarked already despite the fact that as far as we can tell only one photo of her exists — as the "newest and youngest addition to the studio's elite roster of world-renowned talent", we somehow couldn't help thinking about that part in "Showgirls" where a bedridden Gina Gershon, having been literally and metaphorically crippled by Elizabeth Berkley's overweening ambition, tells her former protegé "There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs behind you." Whether this will translate to a knock-down, drag-out catfight between Riley&trade and the formerly newest DP addition Stoya&trade or veteran contract superstar Jesse Jane&trade remains to be seen, but in the meantime we're told we'll have to wait until the release of the eagerly awaited sequel to "Pirates" this fall to see Riley&trade make her onscreen debut. (Note to Digital Playground: We'd totally pay to see Riley™ in some hot catfight action with Stoya&trade and/or Jesse&trade before then, though. We're just saying.) More »

Consolation Prizes: Love Is On The Menu

The self-perpetuating press release engine that is porn becomes even more spirited and terrifying following the AVN Awards, and we have a little game that involves nuking every single press release as soon as it hits our inbox for two weeks following the show, knowing that they will contain things everyone already knows. It's fun. (We call it Deletey™.) But we couldn't but reward perennial Worst Press Release of the Week winner All Media Play for the good-humored Best DVD Menu announcement for its "Not the Bradys XXX". More »

This Week In Press Releases: "Barely Legal Latinas"

If we remember anything from our own quiñceanera, by the time ladies like Lorena Sanchez reach "Barely Legal" age everything is old hat. Still, to paraphrase Larry Flynt at last Saturday's AVN Awards, Porn Will Out. That is why our hearts leap up to resuscitate our very occasional Press Release of the Week feature, this time from the scribes at Saint Larry's own company, as they find the upside down exclamation point key on their typewriters that has proven so elusive to us (otherwise I, for one, would use it ¡all the time!) to flog "Barely Legal Latinas". Lee Ud. mas post el gapo. More »

We guess it's newsworthy that porn entrepeneur Pussyman will be launching a new section of his site devoted to "Big Time Blow Jobs" next month if for no other reason that we don't come across such a tautological porn title like that every day. After all, if there's such a thing as Small Time Blow Jobs, we'd like to know about. (AVN; more @ pussyman.com)

Fleshbot Crush Object Dana DeArmond would like you to know that (1) love is important and (2) she's in this new movie called "Debbie Loves Dallas" which (3) you can buy here (on Blu-Ray, even). Any questions? (YouTube video below.) More »

"The Spiced Up Girls" Wanna Be Your Lovers

Like most of you (we hope), we sort of don't give a rat's ass about the upcoming Spice Girls reunion tour this December. We are interested, however, in all the ways the adult industry will be responding to the pop culture hype in the months ahead—and the juggernaut has already begun with Private's annoucement today that they will be releasing Euro production team Moire Candy's "The Spiced Up Girls": More »