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Loaded Brings Us The Babes Of 1990

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Do you remember 1990? Well, these girls don't—it's the year they were born. Is there a word for feeling simultaneously turned on and really, really old? Cause that's about where we're at right now.

· New Page 3 Babes Born in 1990 (dailypoa.com)

We're Still Sweet On Vikki Blows

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

During the two years and change that we've known Vikki Blows, we've seen her in a variety of creative set ups: surrounded by flames, in the back of a cab, decked out all Christmasy...

Yet somehow, we're still intrigued and aroused by photos of this raven haired honey. And speaking of honey... that picture of Vikki getting all sticky may actually be one of favorite photos of her ever. Which is saying a lot, actually, given how much we like photos of Vikki Blows.

· Vikki Blows Topless Pictures Get Me Loaded (egotastic.com)

Meet Emma Glover, The New Boobs On The Block

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Emma Glover may be new to the lad mag scene, but it seems like she's already mastered the secrets of success. Okay, maybe "looking hot topless" isn't that much of a secret.

But still, we think she's doing it really, really well.

· UK's Busty Emma Glover Topless For Nuts Mag (dailypoa.com)

Rosie Jones And Danielle Lloyd: Together Again For The First Time

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Given the amount of ink (and other fluids) we've spilled writing about both Rosie Jones and Danielle Lloyd, it seems strange to learn that the two of them have never posed together.

But here you have it: this week, Nuts is proudly presenting Rosie and Danielle's first ever shoot together—well, unless you count that Christmas shoot they both appeared in a few months ago. But hey, why nitpick when we could be ogling this buxom beauties?

· Rosie Jones & Danielle Lloyd Topless For Nuts (dailypoa.com)

Understanding Viki Lenkei (And Her Beautiful Body)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Regrettably, our high school did not offer Hungarian as a foreign language option, so we're only able to guess at Viki Lenkei's answers to these no doubt deeply penetrating CKM questions.

But since we are just guessing, we're going to assume that Viki is telling her lad mag fans that she's a moody intellectual with a taste for fine wine, sci-fi films, and, of course, a passionate addiction to reading Fleshbot.

Oh Viki, you're making us blush! You know, we think you're pretty swell too!

· Lenkei Viki nude pictures in CKM (2damnhot.com)

Sammy Braddy, Our Busty Savior

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We happen to think that all big boobs are lovely and special, and we'd be very hardpressed to pick a set that we believed to be "best." But Sammy Braddy certainly comes close.

· Sammy got Britain's Biggest Boobs (boobieblog.com)

Busty! British! Brunette! Babes!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EDT

We're not sure where anyone got this idea that blondes have more fun, because the brunettes we know have always been the life of the party.

We're happy to see that Nuts agrees with us—especially since Nuts agreeing with us translates to Nuts rounding up some of our favorite brunette babes and talking them out of their tops. (You see what we mean about these girls being the life of the party?)

· "Naked Brunettes" - Nuts 03/09 (dailypoa.com)

Kelly Andrews Wins Friends And Influences Libidos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Why, hello again, Kelly Andrews. It's nice to see you becoming friends with all the lad mags—though with a rack like that, who wouldn't want to be your friend?

· Kelly Andrews Topless For Front Magazine 04/09 (dailypoa.com)

Madison Welch Schools Us In Sex

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Though pretty much every issue of Zoo seems like a sex issue (or at least a sexy issue), they do, in fact, have one specific issue that is explicitly devoted to naughty business.

And to make their latest sex issue extra special—or at least extra sexy—they've recruited Madison Welch to don a mortarboard, doff her top, and spill all her best sex secrets. Hey, if this stuff works on Madison Welch, it's gotta work on women across the world, right?

· Madison's Sex School! (zootoday.com)

One More Reason To Move To Argentina: Maribel Fernandez

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EST

Add another name to our roster of beautiful Argentinian babes: Maribel Fernandez, we're keeping an eye on you (and on that ribbon—we know it's going to fall off your breasts sooner or later).

· Maribel Fernandez's Perfect Tits & Ass In Maxim Argentina (dailypoa.com)

Szandra Ohidi: Custom Built For Maximum Hotness

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EST

Is there something that they put in the water to make Hungarian girls so incredibly hot? And is there any way that we could import that special something to the US?

· Ohidi Szandra - CKM March -2009 (Hungary) (premiumbabes.blogspot.com)

2009's 100 Sexiest Women (And 2009's 200 Sexiest Boobs)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 14:30:01 EST

It's barely a week into March, and Nuts is already making a list of the 100 Sexiest Women of 2009 (do they have a crystal ball or something?).

Not that we can really complain about a list of 100 gorgeous, scantily-clad women—whatever the reason for publishing it. Meet (or get reacquainted with) a few of our favorites below.

Nuts Magazine 100 Sexiest Topless Babes Of 2009 (full list @ dailypoa.com)

Angela Filipiak Feels The Need For Speed... And Toplessness

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EST

Try as we do to keep up with all the videogame news, we can't always stay on top of game-related stories (well, ones that don't involve virtual sex with Ashlynn Brooke, at least).

So we apologize for our delay in discovering this CKM promo for "Need for Speed: Undercover"—clearly, any game that gets Angela Filipiak to take off her top has to be a game worth our attention (she wouldn't do that for just any videogame, right?)

· Angela Filipiak CKM - March 2009 (3-2009) Poland (premiumbabes.blogspot.com)
· EA ponownie robi nagą sesję do Need for Speed (polygamia.pl)

Sophie Anderton Returns To The Spotlight

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:00:00 EST

Alas, it seems that Sophie Anderton's sex tape never gave the lingerie model quite the boost that, say, Kim Kardashian received from her own... but at least we get to look at her boobs again.

· Sophie Anderton Nude Pictures for the Paycheck (egotastic.com)

Lucy Briggs: Another New Face (And Set Of Boobs) For The Lad Mags

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:30:01 EST

Look out, Lucy Pinder—Lucy Briggs is looking to steal your position as the best-loved busty Lucy in all the UK. She's already got Nuts declaring her their next top model—what devious move could be next?

Clearly, some kind of action needs to be taken before things escalate any further. Perhaps the two Lucies could battle it out in some sort of topless boob off? And then, after the victor was determined, they could patch things up with a topless make out session... all recorded for posterity, of course.

· Lucy Briggs (dailypoa.com)

No, Really, Paris Hilton's Best Friends Can't Keep Their Clothes On

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

Another day, another Paris Hilton "BFF" baring her boobs. For those who've lost count: we had Corrie Loftin, Chrissie Wunna, and now Meddy Ford, who's doffed her top for the lads at Nuts.

To be fair, Meddy was only one of several ladies of television who appeared in the spread (classily named "When TV Babes Strip!")—but we can't help but wonder if the Paris connection had anything to do with it. After all, Meddy was one of the two babes to be more than just a niptease...

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· Jennifer Metcalfe Presents -TV Babes Stripping - Nuts Mag 02/09 (dailypoa.com)

Gemma Atkinson Leads The Pack Of The UK's Sexiest Singles

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:30:01 EST

And speaking of sexy singles: we hear there's a whole slew of them across the pond... and many of them aren't wearing tops. It truly is a "Great" Britain over there.

· Nuts Magazine's 50 Sexiest Singles of 2009 (dailypoa.com)
· Gemma Atkinson (dailypoa.com)

Valentine's Day Bra Advice From Braless Girls

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

Need some help picking out that Valentine's Day lingerie? Kaylee and Rosie are here to help... though we're not sure we'd trust bra advice from two girls who seem way more comfortable going without.

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· Rosie Jones & Kaylee Carver Topless - Nuts Feb 2009 (dailypoa.com)

Meet Kelly, The Newest Nuts Babe

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

Why hello there, Kelly Andrews. You're new here, aren't you? Well, don't worry—we'll do everything we can to make you feel right at home. (Though, come to think of it, you look pretty comfortable already...)

· New Nuts Babe Kelly Andrews (dailypoa.com)

Emily Scott: Still Sexy After All These Years

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 11:30:01 EST

It's been a while since we last checked in with Emily Scott—so how is our girl doing these days?

Well, the pride of Australia still loves porn, and sex, and men who love porn and sex, and lying around on the beach covered in glitter—so we'd say she's doing about the same. Which is to say, great. Don't ever change, Emily, okay?

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· Emily Scott (dailypoa.com)