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more about #straight more comments → bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more » stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more » fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more » offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more » offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more » offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more » FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more » bmonkey: Any instructional videos out there on chopstick nipple teasing? #asian more » bmonkey: "Yes, Mr. Bond, you're eyes don't deceive you...there are four of me you have to deal with..." #babes more » Crystal_Mountain: "She's masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference." That makes her a hipster, but she's still ridiculously hot, so I'll overlook that.... more » -
#babes
Loaded Brings Us The Babes Of 1990
Do you remember 1990? Well, these girls don't—it's the year they were born. Is there a word for feeling simultaneously turned on and really, really old? Cause that's about where we're at right now. More » -
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We're Still Sweet On Vikki Blows
During the two years and change that we've known Vikki Blows, we've seen her in a variety of creative set ups: surrounded by flames, in the back of a cab, decked out all Christmasy... More »
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Meet Emma Glover, The New Boobs On The Block
Emma Glover may be new to the lad mag scene, but it seems like she's already mastered the secrets of success. Okay, maybe "looking hot topless" isn't that much of a secret. More » -
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Rosie Jones And Danielle Lloyd: Together Again For The First Time
Given the amount of ink (and other fluids) we've spilled writing about both Rosie Jones and Danielle Lloyd, it seems strange to learn that the two of them have never posed together. More »
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#babes
Understanding Viki Lenkei (And Her Beautiful Body)
Regrettably, our high school did not offer Hungarian as a foreign language option, so we're only able to guess at Viki Lenkei's answers to these no doubt deeply penetrating CKM questions. More »
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Sammy Braddy, Our Busty Savior
We happen to think that all big boobs are lovely and special, and we'd be very hardpressed to pick a set that we believed to be "best." But Sammy Braddy certainly comes close. More »
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Busty! British! Brunette! Babes!
We're not sure where anyone got this idea that blondes have more fun, because the brunettes we know have always been the life of the party. More » -
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Kelly Andrews Wins Friends And Influences Libidos
Why, hello again, Kelly Andrews. It's nice to see you becoming friends with all the lad mags—though with a rack like that, who wouldn't want to be your friend? More » -
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Madison Welch Schools Us In Sex
Though pretty much every issue of Zoo seems like a sex issue (or at least a sexy issue), they do, in fact, have one specific issue that is explicitly devoted to naughty business. More » -
#babes
One More Reason To Move To Argentina: Maribel Fernandez
Add another name to our roster of beautiful Argentinian babes: Maribel Fernandez, we're keeping an eye on you (and on that ribbon—we know it's going to fall off your breasts sooner or later). More » -
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Szandra Ohidi: Custom Built For Maximum Hotness
Is there something that they put in the water to make Hungarian girls so incredibly hot? And is there any way that we could import that special something to the US? More » -
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2009's 100 Sexiest Women (And 2009's 200 Sexiest Boobs)
It's barely a week into March, and Nuts is already making a list of the 100 Sexiest Women of 2009 (do they have a crystal ball or something?). More »
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Angela Filipiak Feels The Need For Speed... And Toplessness
Try as we do to keep up with all the videogame news, we can't always stay on top of game-related stories (well, ones that don't involve virtual sex with Ashlynn Brooke, at least). More » -
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Sophie Anderton Returns To The Spotlight
Alas, it seems that Sophie Anderton's sex tape never gave the lingerie model quite the boost that, say, Kim Kardashian received from her own... but at least we get to look at her boobs again. More »
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#thisweekinladmags
Lucy Briggs: Another New Face (And Set Of Boobs) For The Lad Mags
Look out, Lucy Pinder—Lucy Briggs is looking to steal your position as the best-loved busty Lucy in all the UK. She's already got Nuts declaring her their next top model—what devious move could be next? More » -
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No, Really, Paris Hilton's Best Friends Can't Keep Their Clothes On
Another day, another Paris Hilton "BFF" baring her boobs. For those who've lost count: we had Corrie Loftin, Chrissie Wunna, and now Meddy Ford, who's doffed her top for the lads at Nuts. More » -
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Gemma Atkinson Leads The Pack Of The UK's Sexiest Singles
And speaking of sexy singles: we hear there's a whole slew of them across the pond... and many of them aren't wearing tops. It truly is a "Great" Britain over there. More » -
#thisweekinladmags
Valentine's Day Bra Advice From Braless Girls
Need some help picking out that Valentine's Day lingerie? Kaylee and Rosie are here to help... though we're not sure we'd trust bra advice from two girls who seem way more comfortable going without. More » -
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Meet Kelly, The Newest Nuts Babe
Why hello there, Kelly Andrews. You're new here, aren't you? Well, don't worry—we'll do everything we can to make you feel right at home. (Though, come to think of it, you look pretty comfortable already...) More » -
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Emily Scott: Still Sexy After All These Years
It's been a while since we last checked in with Emily Scott—so how is our girl doing these days? More » -
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We'd Write A Thousand Sonnets For Ewa
We're not sure what it is, exactly, but there's just something (or things) we find downright inspiring about Ewa Sonnet. We'll just have to stare at these pictures until we figure it out. More »
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#babes
Front Salutes Seren Gibson (And Her Beautiful Body)
Seren may be a painter... but we're pretty sure that she's the real work of art. More »
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#babes
It's All About Emma Frain
Have we erred in the past by not paying enough attention to the luscious Emma Frain? Dear reader, we must remedy that immediately. More » -
#thisweekinladmags
Loaded Has Seen The Future... And It's Full Of Babes
The lads at Loaded have hopped into their time machine and checked out the babes of the future. Here's the good news: Kathy, Kim, and Zoe are all well worth waiting for. More » -
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A Girl This Beautiful Can Go By Whatever Name She Wants
Hungarian topless star Fogarasy Mariann (or Mariann Fogarasy, to us English speakers) has us so tongue-tied and speechless, we can't even start to think about how to properly pronounce her name. More » -
#thisweekinladmags
Nuts Babes Share "True" Sex Confessions
Astute lad mag readers should be well aware that the "interviews" contained within those boob-filled pages are usually about as factual as a Playboy Bunny's bio. But this latest issue has us wanting to believe. More » -
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Sophie Howard Gives Nuts The Best Present Of All
We're pretty jealous of the sweet, delicious present Sophie Howard baked up for Nuts's fifth birthday celebration—and look, she even went and made them a cake, too! What a gal!
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#thisweekinladmags
Lucy Pinder: The Sexiest Photos Of Them All
Trying to find the ten sexiest Lucy Pinder photos seems a bit like trying to find the ten brightest stars in the sky—but hey, we're not about to stop the lads at Nuts from trying. More » -
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Nikoleta Lozanova Has It, Flaunts It
We don't know where Nikoleta Lozanova buys her lingerie, but we really love how it shows off hernipplesboobsnatural beauty. More » -
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Nuts's Sexiest Babes: There Can Only Be One... Hundred.
Sure, Lucy Pinder is the Sexiest Nuts Babe Of All—but who was her competition? The other 99 Sexiest Nuts Babes Ever, of course. More »
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#thisweekinladmags
Olga Farmaki Is Still Topless
Breaking: Olga Farmaki, the Greek flavor in our (very brief) lad mag world tour, is still topless. We know you must be shocked by this development—that's why we've supplied ample evidence. More » -
#thisweekinladmags
2009: Great Year, Or Greatest Year?
We've gotta a hunch that 2009 is going to be a good year. How do we know, you ask? Well, any year that starts with Kaylee Karver topless can't be all bad, right? More » -
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Bring On The Babes Of 2009: Katie Marie Cork
Pass the champagne—we're popping the cork and ringing in the new year. And by "cork" we mean Katie Marie Cork, our new favorite Nuts model. (See what we did there?) More » -
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Florencia Tesuoro Is A Topless Treasure
Oh, okay, we see how it is, Florencia: we sit here in New York, freezing our asses off as we blog away the days, while you rub sand on your nipples and enjoy the beach. More » -
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Susie And Vicky: New Models For A New Year
And speaking of being excited for 2009: Susie and Vicky aren't just two hot new lad mag models. They're two hot new lad mag models who like to get naked and kiss each other! More » -
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Meet Jade Rodgers--A Brand New Babe To Help Ring In A Brand New Year
2008's been a good year, but to be totally honest, we're ready for 2009 to get started. And to be honest about that, it's mostly because we're excited for the new year's new babes. More » -
#thisweekinladmags
Loaded Gives Us Two Topless Girls... And Chanelle
Not that we're complaining—not really, anyway—since Eva and Lindsey are hot enough (and topless enough!) to make up for any nudity tease on Chanelle's part. More » -
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Boxing Just Got Foxier
It seems that Maxim has also taken a shine to busty beauties who like to brawl—not that we can blame them. More » -
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Imogen Knows What We Want For Christmas This Year
Were you naughty or nice this year? Well, either way, Imogen Thomas is working hard in Santa's workshop to deliver you the best gift of all... boobs! More »
