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#hardcore
“Smoking Hot Ganzongas” Go Down Easy On A Monday Morning
It's been a while since our favorite "webslinger" sent us snaps of smoking hot women he's nailed—so when we got this disc over the weekend, we couldn't wait to share his latest exploits with you. More » -
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Evan Screws Everyone, Smoking Hot Asians Edition
Another week briskly marches past us into a brave new year, and to our utter amazement Evan Seinfeld unveils yet another “smoking hot” movie, presumably with all scenes culled from his Rock Star Pimp site —by theme.
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#hardcore
Rockstar Pimp Smokes Some Hot Asses
You may not have ever heard of the Spyders, but we're certain that you've heard of Tera Patrick. Well, one day soon, her husband may be the one hogging the spotlight. More » -
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"The Sex Offenders": Teravision Movies No Longer Allowed Within 50 Feet Of Schools
We all know that nobody does clever puns—or capitalizes on the day's biggest headlines—better than porn companies, and Tera Patrick's production company does both with its latest release, "The Sex Offenders". Starring a possibly younger and somewhat alien-looking version of Stoya, it's the heartwarming tale of people who have sex just because they can. It really is a perfect title, too, because not only does it play on the media's obsession with criminal rehabilitation, it also evokes the appropriate level of fear and shame that you should feel whenever you buy a filthy hardcore porn movie. It's a good thing DVD stores don't exist anymore, because if you walked into your local retailer and asked for this one you'd probably end up on a list somewhere yourself. More »


