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    thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more »
    SaumyaJellyfish: I could swear the music in the background was from Space Channel 5. Aside from that. Touched... by the hand of God... New Order has a hand in bras now! more »
    dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more »
    Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more »
    Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more »
    Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more »
    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
  • #hardcore

    “Smoking Hot Ganzongas” Go Down Easy On A Monday Morning

    It's been a while since our favorite "webslinger" sent us snaps of smoking hot women he's nailed—so when we got this disc over the weekend, we couldn't wait to share his latest exploits with you. More »
  • #hardcore

    Evan Screws Everyone, Smoking Hot Asians Edition

    Another week briskly marches past us into a brave new year, and to our utter amazement Evan Seinfeld unveils yet another “smoking hot” movie, presumably with all scenes culled from his Rock Star Pimp site —by theme. More »
  • #hardcore

    Rockstar Pimp Smokes Some Hot Asses

    You may not have ever heard of the Spyders, but we're certain that you've heard of Tera Patrick. Well, one day soon, her husband may be the one hogging the spotlight. More »
  • #stoya

    "The Sex Offenders": Teravision Movies No Longer Allowed Within 50 Feet Of Schools

    We all know that nobody does clever puns—or capitalizes on the day's biggest headlines—better than porn companies, and Tera Patrick's production company does both with its latest release, "The Sex Offenders". Starring a possibly younger and somewhat alien-looking version of Stoya, it's the heartwarming tale of people who have sex just because they can. It really is a perfect title, too, because not only does it play on the media's obsession with criminal rehabilitation, it also evokes the appropriate level of fear and shame that you should feel whenever you buy a filthy hardcore porn movie. It's a good thing DVD stores don't exist anymore, because if you walked into your local retailer and asked for this one you'd probably end up on a list somewhere yourself. More »
  • #girlongirlaction

    Jenna Vs. Tera: Clash Of The Titanesses