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#pornstars
Tera Patrick: Pornstar, Model, Businesswoman...Author?
Add another industry to Tera Patrick's checklist: the multi-talented businesswoman has broken into publishing, with her autobiography, "Sinner Takes All," due on shelves this coming January. (avn.com) -
#wtf
Marilyn Chambers's Last Movie: An All Dog Porno
Upon the news of Marilyn Chambers's death, we wondered how the legendary pornstar had spent her last few months. Well, now we know: for her final role, Marilyn voiced the lead in an all dog porno.
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#dvd
Andrew Blake Crams All The World's Hottest Women Into One Amazing DVD
This morning, we found an envelope on our desks. Inside the envelope was a thumbdrive (wrapped in bubblewrap), loaded up with a porno trailer. What kind of hotness could possibly require this level of protection? More » -
#exercise
Get In Shape, The Tera Patrick Way
Ever wonder how Tera Patrick keeps in such sexy, sexy shape? Of course you have. But wonder no longer: in her latest DVD, "Fit 4 Sex," Tera Patrick reveals all her sexiest fitness secrets. More » -
#fleshbotrequests
Blended To Perfection: Mixed Race Pornstars
As the new year dawns, we're given a new chance to start over, a new sense of hope—especially since, in less than three weeks, we'll be inaugurating a new president. A new biracial president.
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#music
Babes And Bands: A Porn Rocker Retrospective
It has just come to our attention that Hustler cover girls Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan have formed a band. But they're not the only ladies of the adult industry to test the music waters. More » -
#pornstars
The World's Most Popular Pornstars (According To Fame Registry, At Least)
There are many media outlets that claim to tell you who the hottest or most popular pornstars in the world are—but most of those lists rely on reader polls or staff picks; not hard, indisputable science and statistics. Enter FameRegistry, a website that generates a monthly list of the world's most popular pornstars, using an algorithm that compiles data from a wide variety of sources (Google searches, MySpace friends, and Alexa ranking, to name a few) to scientifically determine who among all the world's pornstars is truly the greatest. It's no Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but we suppose it'll do. So who made this month's top ten? Check below, and see what science has to say about porn. -
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#hardcore
Tera Patrick’s Porn Star "Pool Party" Restores Hope To A Weary Nation
Now that we've crossed the precipice into the cold heart of a lonely winter recession, it's hard to recall the halcyon days behind us. Fading images wistfully haunt our memories like ghostly vapors, as we try to relive those days spent lounging and exploring new levels of excess—like when we had those 17 stunning lesbians come over to the sun drenched West Coast Fleshbot mansion in bikinis and frivolously frolic in and out of the pool in varying states of undress while midgets in diapers lend a vacillating air of depravity and absurdity. And just when we thought it was all a forgotten dream, Tera Patrick goes and releases her latest “all star” lesbian pool party movie... and it all comes rushing back to us. God bless you, Miss Patrick!
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#tv
"The Insider" Takes A Look Inside The Adult Industry
It seems "Entertainment Tonight"'s not the only news magazine with porn on the brain—this week, "The Insider" featured pornstars on not one, but two, episodes, with Tera Patrick and her Teravision infomercial on Tuesday and Vivid Girl Nikki Jayne battling it out with an antiporn preacher on Wednesday. Missed the chance to see it on TV? No worries—we've got a clip of the highlights above. -
#hardcore
Forget The Rest, It's "Tera Patrick Superstar"
It’s not every day that we here at Fleshbot HQ talk about a 4 hour compilation release —but then again, it’s not every day that the reigning Queen of Porn, Tera Patrick, releases the best of what she’s got for your viewing pleasure. Today, however, just so happens to be that day. The good perverts over at Teravision have pored over their extensive archives, piecing togethe the very best of what they had to offer into one fantastic release: and quite honestly, it is rather impressive. More » -
#hardcore
Back To Basics: "Tera Goes Gonzo"
When current reigning porn queen Tera Patrick decided to go back to her humble gonzo roots and prove that she can still fuck as nasty as all those callow up-and-coming porn starlets do these days, who did she call? Why, none other than pornographic legend Ed Powers, himself arguably a relic from the days when setting up a Betamax in your living room and filming yourself fucking barely legal girls half your age was considered cutting edge.
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#stoya
"The Sex Offenders": Teravision Movies No Longer Allowed Within 50 Feet Of Schools
We all know that nobody does clever puns—or capitalizes on the day's biggest headlines—better than porn companies, and Tera Patrick's production company does both with its latest release, "The Sex Offenders". Starring a possibly younger and somewhat alien-looking version of Stoya, it's the heartwarming tale of people who have sex just because they can. It really is a perfect title, too, because not only does it play on the media's obsession with criminal rehabilitation, it also evokes the appropriate level of fear and shame that you should feel whenever you buy a filthy hardcore porn movie. It's a good thing DVD stores don't exist anymore, because if you walked into your local retailer and asked for this one you'd probably end up on a list somewhere yourself. More » -
#publicserviceannouncement
Tera Patrick Is Restricted To Adults (And Aren't You Glad You're An Adult?)
Observant porn surfers may have noticed a little RTA graphic that has been appearing on the landing page of many adult websites over the past several months—including this one. If you haven't figured it out already, it stands for "Restricted to Adults" and it's part of a seld-policing Porn Valley-backed campaign to help keep kids from looking at material they're not supposed to. The program has already attracted the support of stars like Stormy Daniels, and now Tera Patrick and her husband and Evan Seinfeld have made a PSA explaining why dirtpipe milkshakes shouldn't be a part of a kid's balanced breakfast. Check it out after the jump. It's one of the few times we can legitimately ask "But what about the children?" without being snarky about it. More » -
#babes
Chickipedia: For The Rest Of Your Hot (And Mostly Clothed) Babe Research Needs
Another day, another database that claims to be the definitive hot chick resource: The latest one on our radar is Chickipedia, which at the very least gets points for having a name that rhymes with Wikipedia. Alas, however, that may be its most notable claim to fame. Compared to some of its rival babe research tools, Chickipedia comes up a bit lacking: while it does host some topless pictures of its subjects, they're few and far between (and from what we saw, naked pictures are nonexistent). What it does have going for it, however, is the ability to search for ladies by measurement. Did you know, for example, that Tera Patrick and Jada Fire have the same exact proportions? We do now! We're not sure when or where that knowledge would come in handy—but hey, the more you know. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Tera Patrick: Is There Anything She Can't Do?
It seems that not a day has gone by lately without the mainstream news media talking about the world's second hottest pornstar and notable porntrepreneur Tera Patrick. First she was the darling of Quentin Tarantino, who was aiming to have her star in an all new edition of the cult classic "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"; then the team behind video game Saint's Row tapped her to come on board as a "special producer". And now it seems that even Angelina Jolie wants in on the action, getting tips from Tera on her upcoming role as Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Which all sounds great, really, but has left us wondering: do you think if we ask Tera to come unclog our bathtub she'll do that too? 'Cause man, we could use some help with that. (nypost.com + kotaku.com + entertainmentwise.com) -
#celebrity
Evan Seinfeld, Rock Star Pimp
While he's certainly not the only rock star turned pornstar (Hi, Gene!), and we wouldn't really consider him the first celebrity pornstar (aren't all pornstars celebrities?), but we're still excited about the debut of Evan Seinfeld, a.k.a. Spyder Jonze, a.k.a. Mr. Tera Patrick's porn site, Rock Star Pimp. For one thing, it's just cool to see someone cross from mainstream celebrity into porn celebrity rather than the other way around. For another, the site features hardcore scenes with likes of Rebecca Linares, Teagan Presley, and (obviously) Tera Patrick. Oh, and we guess Evan is probably in there, too! More » -
#terapatrick
Tera Doesn't Seem To Love Jenna
We really don't like to gossip or anything, but are we the only ones who sense a wee bit of bad blood between porn queens Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson in Tera's new interview in BlackBook? (Maybe it has something to do with Tera making remarks about Jenna being "a lot older" and having "more of a porn look" than she does, though she still wishes her "all the best", of course.) We know Jenna's retired and all, but surely a naked oil fight would be the best way of solving whatever difference they might have between them? Just a thought! (blackbookmag.com) -
#pornstars
Porn Stars And Their "Secret Lives"
Last night, WeTV—a network we were surprised to learn was in our cable package—broadcast an episode of their documentary series "Secret Lives of Women" that focused on the not-so-secret (to us, anyway) world of pornstars. Apparently, they don't just have sex 24 hours a day! The show focused on Fleshbot faves Gina Lynn, Nicki Hunter, Tera Patrick and Buck Angel (who used to look more like a woman, so we guess he counts), and it did a good job of relating each one's unique story while treating like them like ordinary people who just happen to have not-so-ordinary jobs. More » -
#youarethere
Erotica L.A. On 300 Threads Or Less
Foot massagers! Motörhead shirts! Wearable bongs! If these don't say "erotic" to you, you probably still need porn stars for stimulation. More » -
#pornstarlife
What's it like to be the world's second hottest porn star? MediaBlvd investigates with this penetrating feature about the life of Tera Patrick, her husband Evan Seinfeld, and their company Teravision—and the answers may surprise you. (Unless you happen to be Tera Patrick, in which case you know all this stuff already.) (mediablvd.com; thumbnail via terapatrick.com) -
#pornstars
The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway)
Speaking of important developments this election year, another set of results have come in that are guaranteed to stir debate among a feverish electorate: Genesis magazine has released their tenth annual "Porn's Hot 100" list, and while we're pleased to see that more than a few of our most notable Crush Objects have made their way onto it (though we're not surprised—after all, having good taste in pornstars has long been one of the prime requirements for this job), we can't help but be aware that there are some readers out there who will be miffed that their favorite(s) didn't make the cut. More » -
#theotherwhitejenna
2008 F.A.M.E. Nominations: Is It Any Wonder?
"I'm Anal Queen Jenna Haze," stated Jenna Haze the first time we met. "OMG YES YOU ARE!!!!1!!" we replied. Hence our lack of surprise that Haze has garnered the most nominations for the upcoming fan-based F.A.M.E. Awards, to be held as part of Erotica L.A. this June. Also high on the list were perennial favorites Belladonna, Tera Patrick, Stormy Daniels, Jesse Jane, Hillary Scott, and Bree Olson (but not, alas, Malabimba). Voting is open for devotees until June 6, and admission to the awards show is free to Erotica L.A. attendees. More » -
#events
Stormy, Tera, And Jesse Descend On Miami
Jesse Jane, Tera Patrick, and Stormy Daniels will host the three-day fan convention Exxxotica: Miami this weekend, joining everyone from Ron Jeremy (of course) to Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Joanna Angel, Nautica Thorn, Moxxie Maddron, Roxy DeVille, the saucy Lisa Sparxxx, Donna Doll, and Taylor Wane to romp at the "erotic event" that could only happen at the Miami Beach Convention Center. Speaking of erotic, "Girls Gone Wild" will be there, too (now that the tax deadline has passed). -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Lisa Daniels: Heavy Metal, Major Boobage
Bogota's own Lisa Daniels was somehow shoehorned into two dimensions for a "South Park" episode this week in which she appeared to an hallucinating Kenny after he'd huffed cat urine. The episode, "Major Boobage," is a takeoff on 1981's animated (Blue Oyster) cult classic "Heavy Metal," As one character says in the episode, "You never really get to see her tits," but — like Tera Patrick in "Aqua Teen Hunger Force", we have to be happy for the mainstream crossover. Clip after the jump. More » -
#hardcore
Almost "Teradise": Beware Falling Clichés
There's nothing new about sending a bunch of pornstars to some lush tropical paradise to do the same sort of things they do here in Porn Valley; in fact it's almost become a cliché at this point to see gals like Lucy Lee, Britney Skye, Alexis Amore, and Nikki Benz writhing nakedly under waterfalls or getting drilled by oiled up muscle men on black sand beaches. So when a megastar like Tera Patrick announces a sequel to a blockbuster like "Teradise Island", we expect it to be something more than just the same old same old.
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#television
Tera Patrick Can't Get Reliable Help
Tera Patrick is shocked to find that nudity is going on at her Hollywood mansion when she goes "to New York on business" (code for "nips off for a weekend at Fleshbot West's mountain retreat"). In fact, her staff did "everything I told them not to do"! Knowing what we know, this 58-minute InDemand special (which premieres next week) featuring little people and 17 pornstars — little people are into prime numbers — was not staged at all; such debauchery is captured nightly on Patrick's closed circuit TV system. More » -
#parties
Porn Vegas Dispatch: Our Car Is Warm & Dry, Tera Patrick
We so like the idea of Tera Patrick as Honorary Mayoress of Las Vegas because she does things like hosts Super Bowl parties in a schoolgirl outfit. Patrick will be on hand at Sin City's sweatiest club, Body English at the Hard Rock, to celebrate the Patriots' victory this Sunday. Joining Patrick will be L.A. band Velvet Revolver. "No matter who wins the big game, we are going to have a blast," said a politic Patrick. Despite what the song says, please stand so close to us, Tera. More » -
#avn2008
2008 AVN Awards Red Carpet: And the Line Goes On Forever
200 people (and one Lorax) walked the AVN Awards red carpet last Saturday night, and the line of porn stars and their co-walkers lengthened down the hallways of Mandalay Bay for more than three hours. Altogether it was an orderly group, and we can tell you from personal experience that it was the press photographers who were the least well-behaved. Here we see a load of starlets (that is their official collective term) getting ready for the carpet media gauntlet, which ran from Dave Navarro at one end to Robin Leach at the other, mercifully passing through Playboy interviewer Casey Parker in the middle. See more snaps after the gap. More » -
#pornstarsarefunny
G4 At AEE: We're Dizzy With Pre-Press Anticipation
Apparently for the second year in a row, G4 and its venerable hosts Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn "will guide viewers on a VIP tour of the must-see events, products and interviews at the famed convention." For two whole hours, which is like, probably way more time than might be necessary, but those of us who are sooper-excited to watch from afar will be totally ogling the broadcast event which will be airing Sunday, January 13, at 10pm ET/PT. Why? Because we totally dig their co-correspondents Jessica Drake, Carmen Hart, Kristen Price and Kaylani Lei — interviewing Stormy Daniels, Randy Spears, Tera Patrick and talking about sexy tech stuff only at AEE. That, and we just have to be more than a little jealous that besides G4, we know of someone who had a bit more fun at the the Vegas convaentionapalooza's than we did. Porn, from tech nerds, should be polished and fun. Peep it, or we'll send Gram to your house. More » -
#avn2008
Porn Vegas Dispatch: Tera's Anniversary
It was four years ago today, on a similar piece of Las Vegas carpeting, that Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld got married Here the coule get some last-minute Expo survival skills from their personal trainer, Rebecca. More » -
#yearinreview
Gram's Dirty Dozen: The Year In Porn Movies
In 2007, Fleshbot's Central Porn Processing Plant handled everything from big budget epics like "Upload" to smaller, more personal films like the Amy Fisher Sex Tape. We laughed at comedies like "Spunk'd" , lifted up our (hearts) to lighthearted romps like "Babysitters", and then watched (them) get broken with "The Skin Trade". The year also saw us journeying to sordid warehouses and the beaches of Ibiza to bring you the finest snatches of Porn's Multistained Tapestry. And you finally commented!
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#pornstars
Tera Patrick Is In Your Pants
It was a geek lover's wet dream on Attack of the Show last week, as everyone's favorite hot dog eater Olivia Munn sat down with porn royalty and AVN Awards Hostess-To-Be Tera Patrick to talk about boobs and sex tapes and breasts and cleavage and also boobs. Anyone hoping for a lesbionic action sequence between the queen of green screen and the Teravision impresaria was left sorely disappointed, but if this doesn't give you ample fuel for your late night cyber fantasies, then maybe you need to spend more time hiding out in the basement. More » -
#terapatrick
In addition to helming her steadily expanding multimedia empire, handing out awards left and right, and keeping busy doing ... uh, everything else she's famous for, apparently Tera Patrick has also found time to hone her DJ skills over the past couple of months. We were going to make a lame 12-inch joke here, but someone already beat us to it. (blog.limewire.com - thanks Mike; see also this YouTube clip) -
#avn2008
2008 AVN Awards Nominees: Let the Glamour Begin!
AVN announced the nominees for its 2008 awards today with several new categories, including the Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year trophy (pitting husband and wife Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick against each other!) as well as new(er)standbys like the Unsung Starlet award, which honors women who don't employ a publicist. This is why both Gianna and Gianna Lynn are nominated.
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#terapatrick
Porn queen and professional award-hander-outer Tera Patrick wants you to know that even though she is not 25, she is still looking forward to hosting the 25th Annual AVN Awards in Las Vegas this January. (No, we don't get the connection either. Can't wait to see her in Vegas though!) (avn.com) -
#terapatrick
The ever-generous Tera Patrick is giving away her pussy to celebrate the launch of her new online store. We're a little concerned that parting with one of her most valuable assets is going to impact her career, but she's a smart gal—we're sure she'll muddle through somehow. (clubterastore.com, via AVN) -
#events
Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: San Francisco's Erotic Exotic Ball
Used as we were to the antiseptic sameness and track lighting of porn conventions in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and Phoenix, we weren't expecting much last year when we first attended the Erotic Exotic Expo and Ball at San Francisco's cavernous Cow Palace. But the event was great fun, especially with seemingly every adult resident of the thumb of San Francisco showing up in sexy drag (we later found that municipal code requires every school age child to have at least three leather outfits). More » -
#fleshflicks
Flesh Flicks: Tera Patrick's Baseline Winners
The U.S. Open began yesterday, officially kicking off the only two weeks of the year when Americans pretend to care about tennis. Even Tera Patrick likes to get in on the act by bravely trying to learn the sport, but as usual, she gets distracted by other matters. Or rather, her instructor gets distracted by her massive cans. It goes without saying that if Anna Kournikova had employed some of these tactics she would not be the most famous player never to win a tournament. She still wouldn't have any trophies, but she'd definitely be famous for something else. More » -
#evenoldernews
Just because foreign magazines like to recycle old photos, doesn't mean we can't enjoy them again the second time around. Besides, how can we complain about a Tera Patrick that never ages? (dailypoa.com)
