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more about #straight more comments → Kelteel: @Lux Alptraum Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! She is my twelve days of Christmas. more » Kelteel: This is one smart woman. Give the viewers 2008 x 3000 pixel pictures[20.91 x 31.25 inches at 100%] and you got them like putty in your hands. I woul... more » Kelteel: Hell, I could not even get their website to work and they want $200 for this. Plus $60 per hour. Hey, it takes awhile for a man my age to get going. ... more » bmonkey: Presenting the fleshbot diet: eat well, love well... more » Pinkie: What's with the sudden rush to the Christmas season? It's only the day after Thanksgiving! Why, in my day, we waited at least until the second week... more » SuperPsyze: DON'T DATE ROBOTS more » ValfridBuccaneer: Is it possible to get a link to the non-gallery format on gallery posts? :) more » Beaker: I'm a breast man, but this photo is a persuasive argument for giving thighs a try. more » Beaker: I can't decide which bit of this video is better. Her beautiful boobs swinging to-and-fro, her screams of ecstasy muffled by the pillows, or the fact ... more » jp182: im kinda partial to keezmovies more » jp182: oh Katsuni, you are like a fine wine more » jp182: whoever it is, i know I've seen this clip multiple times before more » jeffimixone: I've always wanted to get fucked by a shemale and this weirdly turns me on more » GaryMyMan: Tube8 is better than all of these. I find the delay time on xtube to be annoying. more » offred: However, if there were ladies like these at our local laundromat, we'd be getting our jeans messy more often Sounds like a High School Confidential... more » -
#sextoys
RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
Is it a blowjob? A handjob? No, putting your junk in the RealTouch is like fucking the Matrix, the rabbit hole lined with shockingly personal conveyor belts and the moneymakers of various Jennas, Toris, and Brees at the other end.
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#pornstars
Tera Patrick: Pornstar, Model, Businesswoman...Author?
Add another industry to Tera Patrick's checklist: the multi-talented businesswoman has broken into publishing, with her autobiography, "Sinner Takes All," due on shelves this coming January. (avn.com) -
#wtf
Marilyn Chambers's Last Movie: An All Dog Porno
Upon the news of Marilyn Chambers's death, we wondered how the legendary pornstar had spent her last few months. Well, now we know: for her final role, Marilyn voiced the lead in an all dog porno.
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#dvd
Andrew Blake Crams All The World's Hottest Women Into One Amazing DVD
This morning, we found an envelope on our desks. Inside the envelope was a thumbdrive (wrapped in bubblewrap), loaded up with a porno trailer. What kind of hotness could possibly require this level of protection? More » -
#exercise
Get In Shape, The Tera Patrick Way
Ever wonder how Tera Patrick keeps in such sexy, sexy shape? Of course you have. But wonder no longer: in her latest DVD, "Fit 4 Sex," Tera Patrick reveals all her sexiest fitness secrets. More » -
#fleshbotrequests
Blended To Perfection: Mixed Race Pornstars
As the new year dawns, we're given a new chance to start over, a new sense of hope—especially since, in less than three weeks, we'll be inaugurating a new president. A new biracial president.
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#music
Babes And Bands: A Porn Rocker Retrospective
It has just come to our attention that Hustler cover girls Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan have formed a band. But they're not the only ladies of the adult industry to test the music waters. More » -
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#pornstars
The World's Most Popular Pornstars (According To Fame Registry, At Least)
There are many media outlets that claim to tell you who the hottest or most popular pornstars in the world are—but most of those lists rely on reader polls or staff picks; not hard, indisputable science and statistics. Enter FameRegistry, a website that generates a monthly list of the world's most popular pornstars, using an algorithm that compiles data from a wide variety of sources (Google searches, MySpace friends, and Alexa ranking, to name a few) to scientifically determine who among all the world's pornstars is truly the greatest. It's no Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but we suppose it'll do. So who made this month's top ten? Check below, and see what science has to say about porn. -
#stoya
"The Sex Offenders": Teravision Movies No Longer Allowed Within 50 Feet Of Schools
We all know that nobody does clever puns—or capitalizes on the day's biggest headlines—better than porn companies, and Tera Patrick's production company does both with its latest release, "The Sex Offenders". Starring a possibly younger and somewhat alien-looking version of Stoya, it's the heartwarming tale of people who have sex just because they can. It really is a perfect title, too, because not only does it play on the media's obsession with criminal rehabilitation, it also evokes the appropriate level of fear and shame that you should feel whenever you buy a filthy hardcore porn movie. It's a good thing DVD stores don't exist anymore, because if you walked into your local retailer and asked for this one you'd probably end up on a list somewhere yourself. More » -
#babes
Chickipedia: For The Rest Of Your Hot (And Mostly Clothed) Babe Research Needs
Another day, another database that claims to be the definitive hot chick resource: The latest one on our radar is Chickipedia, which at the very least gets points for having a name that rhymes with Wikipedia. Alas, however, that may be its most notable claim to fame. Compared to some of its rival babe research tools, Chickipedia comes up a bit lacking: while it does host some topless pictures of its subjects, they're few and far between (and from what we saw, naked pictures are nonexistent). What it does have going for it, however, is the ability to search for ladies by measurement. Did you know, for example, that Tera Patrick and Jada Fire have the same exact proportions? We do now! We're not sure when or where that knowledge would come in handy—but hey, the more you know. More » -
#pornstars
Porn Stars And Their "Secret Lives"
Last night, WeTV—a network we were surprised to learn was in our cable package—broadcast an episode of their documentary series "Secret Lives of Women" that focused on the not-so-secret (to us, anyway) world of pornstars. Apparently, they don't just have sex 24 hours a day! The show focused on Fleshbot faves Gina Lynn, Nicki Hunter, Tera Patrick and Buck Angel (who used to look more like a woman, so we guess he counts), and it did a good job of relating each one's unique story while treating like them like ordinary people who just happen to have not-so-ordinary jobs. More »





