"The Sex Offenders": Teravision Movies No Longer Allowed Within 50 Feet Of Schools

We all know that nobody does clever puns—or capitalizes on the day's biggest headlines—better than porn companies, and Tera Patrick's production company does both with its latest release, "The Sex Offenders". Starring a possibly younger and somewhat alien-looking version of Stoya, it's the heartwarming tale of people who have sex just because they can. It really is a perfect title, too, because not only does it play on the media's obsession with criminal rehabilitation, it also evokes the appropriate level of fear and shame that you should feel whenever you buy a filthy hardcore porn movie. It's a good thing DVD stores don't exist anymore, because if you walked into your local retailer and asked for this one you'd probably end up on a list somewhere yourself. More »

Chickipedia: For The Rest Of Your Hot (And Mostly Clothed) Babe Research Needs

Another day, another database that claims to be the definitive hot chick resource: The latest one on our radar is Chickipedia, which at the very least gets points for having a name that rhymes with Wikipedia. Alas, however, that may be its most notable claim to fame. Compared to some of its rival babe research tools, Chickipedia comes up a bit lacking: while it does host some topless pictures of its subjects, they're few and far between (and from what we saw, naked pictures are nonexistent). What it does have going for it, however, is the ability to search for ladies by measurement. Did you know, for example, that Tera Patrick and Jada Fire have the same exact proportions? We do now! We're not sure when or where that knowledge would come in handy—but hey, the more you know. More »