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Basic cable!

Vagine On A Dime: HGTV Host Lee Snijder Alts It Up

It used to be that basic cable was a solid gig, but former Home & Garden TV "Design On A Dime" host Lee Snijder wasn't so lucky, and now he and girlfriend Jett Angel have turned to documenting items common to Fleshbot West's household: Goth Girls. Might-as-well-be-porn site TMZ reported that Snijders started Goth Rock Girls, an unsurprising (but no less appealing, what with Fleshbot Crush ObjectTM Scarlett Pain moping therein) inky and pierce-y website. But no "cable" jokes, please: this is an all-girl affair.

· Goth Rock Girls (gothrockgirls.com)

12:00 AM on Wed Jul 9 2008
By Gram Ponante
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America Loves Busty Heart! Much of America outside of a certain subset of Boston Celtics fans might have gotten their first eyeful of Busty Heart via recent episodes of "America's Got Talent", but the fact is that the plucky and prodigiously endowed performer has been flopping her ginormous boobs around things like tin cans and beer kegs for years now. All of which amusing enough to watch, of course, even if her knack for self-promotion is really the talent we should all be paying attention to. (bustyheart.com et al.)

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More Secrets Of "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl"

Have you been watching Showtime's broadcasts of "Secret Diary of A Call Girl"? We know it's only been on for two weeks, but the show seems to be picking up steam (and getting more steamy) as it moves along. Ok, it's probably not a very realistic look at the life of a call girl—what with all the amazing apartments and handsome johns—and Billie Piper's constant fourth-wall breaking narration can be a little off-putting, but we've found ourselves enjoying it quite a bit. We got a sneak peek at tonight's episode and not only do you get a close-up look at "the girlfriend experience" you also get your first (brief) look at Billie's bare breasts. See what we mean? It's better already!

· Secret Diary of a Call Girl (sho.com)

4:37 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
7,146 views, 1 comment

Latest by Dieter: She forgot to mention "no references to other clients." "You're the first 'friend' I"ve seen...well, the first today." more »

boobs

"My Big Breasts And Me": Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Boob?

Big boobs are pretty much the greatest thing ever in the history of everything, but apparently there are some people out there who believe that some boobs are just too big ... and they want to do something about it. It seems that these people are also attached to these giant boobs and think that oversized funbags cause problems, like "embarrassment" or "searing back pain," and they kind of have an issue with that. Weird, right? Well, maybe if you watch this BBC documentary about huge knockers and the women who don't love them as much as we do, it will make more sense—but we're still baffled. After all, we lovebig boobs enough to watch an entire BBC documentary about them! It's hard to find a more compelling argument than that.

· "My Big Breasts and Me" (full movie @ guba.com, via Blography)

1:20 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
11,368 views, 15 comments

Latest by n/a: @Fleshbot: touche, fleshbot. of course you should ban him for that. he should at least spell it out. maybe one shouldn't capitalize their naughtiness when venting misdirected rage at other members? in fact, one should not capitalize that many words more »

While we're on the subject of cocks and their allure today, maybe you'll have better luck figuring out what this game show cartoon character is doing than the contestant who's too busy cracking up to answer. Hint: we were going to say "Choking the chicken" ourselves before that snake popped up and got us all confused, though we suppose the correct answer ended up being pretty close too. (Click thumbnail for video.)

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And speaking of celebrity sex scandals in the news this week, apparently dirty photos of former "Germany's Next Top Model" contestant Gina-Lisa have surfaced online. But unlike Verne Troyer, Gina-Lisa isn't mad that her naughty bits are on display; she's just worried that other women will get jealous when they see the pics. Aren't Germans so much more civilized? (And yes, we know that this post stretches the limits of what constitutes a "celebrity sex scandal". But we had to do something to get all that midget porn out of our heads.) (bild.de)

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If you're a doctor who wants to "prove" that porn causes all bad things to happen and destroy people's lives, it really helps to have ... you know, proof. After all, if a magician (like the excitable Penn Jillette) is telling you you're full of shit, you're really full of shit. (Jezebel)

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Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See

According to its own press releases, X-Play's recent "Brady Bunch" porn parody "Not The Bradys XXX" is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It's already spawned its own sequel—"Not Bewitched XXX" which comes out in September—and there's even been talk of knockoffs of "The Munsters" and (heaven, forbid) "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood." Also, even though "Bewitched" has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of "The Love Boat" and "Three's Company." Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway. More »

Feature

2:00 PM on Wed Jun 18 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
11,244 views, 28 comments

Latest by n/a: MacGuyver. He can make a dildo out of ANYTHING! more »

how the sexy people live

Porn Stars And Their "Secret Lives"

Last night, WeTV—a network we were surprised to learn was in our cable package—broadcast an episode of their documentary series "Secret Lives of Women" that focused on the not-so-secret (to us, anyway) world of pornstars. Apparently, they don't just have sex 24 hours a day! The show focused on Fleshbot faves Gina Lynn, Nicki Hunter, Tera Patrick and Buck Angel (who used to look more like a woman, so we guess he counts), and it did a good job of relating each one's unique story while treating like them like ordinary people who just happen to have not-so-ordinary jobs.

In case WeTV isn't in your cable package, catch some excerpts —including Gina's take on living in a pornstar household with husband and fellow performer Travis Knight; another about the rise of Teravision; Nicki's amazing porn comeback after a bout with leukemia; and Buck's story on making waves in the porn industry as its first FTM transsexual performer—after the jump.

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Feature

2:20 PM on Wed Jun 11 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
16,511 views, 1 comment

Latest by dawimp523: We TV? As in the new Lifetime/Oxygen channel? We used to have that, but I guessed they moved it from basic to digital cable. Now, the only channels we have for women are.... Lifetime and Oxygen! Trying to make porn more »

We just received word that altporn behemoth Suicide Girls is expanding into the world of television with their very own reality show. No word yet on what the show is about, but we suspect it'll have something to do with hot girls, tattoos, indie music, catfights ... and maybe even a lawsuit or two! (community.livejournal.com)

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An angry "Swingtown" viewer wants to sue CBS because he used to work at notorious New York City sex palace Plato's Retreat and he totally had an idea for a TV show about swingers, like ... 20 years ago. It's just like that time we said that it would be cool if dinosaurs still existed and then "Jurassic Park" ripped us off! (nypost.com)

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television

When "Real World" Stars Stop Being Polite And Start Getting Naked

These days it seems like it would only be news if a reality show managed to put together a cast that did not include at least one pornstar. We don't know what it is about the genre that attracts people who are prone to taking their clothes off on camera—perhaps it's the opportunity to take your clothes off on camera?—but whether they started with a youthful indiscretion to pay the rent or parlayed their TV fame into a Playboy pictorial, it's the stars of MTV's "The Real World" who are still the exhibitionist champs. This helpful field guide takes at look at the best and the "brightest" of that universe's stars (guys and girls) who revealed a lot more than basic cable can provide. And there are a lot of them, so you better have a seat.

· A (Not So) Complete History of Naked 'Real World' Cast Members (yuppiepunk.org)
· Related: Big Brother Lisa's porn star past (metro.co.uk)

10:15 AM on Mon Jun 9 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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"Swingtown": Primetime Television Now Overrun With Sexy Bikini-Clad Swingers

Have you watched the "hit" new show "Swingtown"? It's about how everyone in the 1970s used to do nothing but fuck each other on shag carpeting (and not about the music our grandparents used to listen to during WW2 as we were previously led to believe). Groovy! We didn't see it because we were too busy hooking up a disco ball to our lava lamp, but if the video below is to be trusted, the only costumes available to female members were bikinis. Don't worry though: since it airs on CBS, you can always call your grandmother to see what you missed since she was probably tuned in. If she wasn't listening to big band music at the time, that is. More »

12:50 PM on Fri Jun 6 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
7,426 views, 1 comment

Latest by CloudCarrier: If I say "Molly Parker" three times fast, do you think the bikinis in that clip would magically fall off? more »

what is reality?

Playboy's "Foursome", Round Two: Can You Read My Mind?

"One mansion, four singles, 24 hours, endless possibilities" is the logline for "Foursome," Playboy's reality dating series, which debuts its second season Friday night. Fleshbot's seventh grade algebra teacher would quickly point out that the mansion and the time are red herrings, and that the hookup possibilities between the four singles are actually six (barring masturbation), not endless. But that's OK: there's a woman in the premiere who looks like Margot Kidder. More »

8:20 PM on Wed Jun 4 2008
By Gram Ponante
10,339 views, 3 comments

And just to complete today's trifecta of news updates involving lad mag favorites, we hear that popular topless person Eva "Iga" Wyrwal is moving to the small screen (er, the one besides your laptop we mean) with a spot on a new British sketch comedy show. Wyrwal will play a variety of roles, including—of all things—a model and a stripper. Let's hope her fans will be able to make the leap required for those roles to be believable ... (dailystar.co.uk)

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hype

"Sex And The City": The Fleshbot Post

Well, we did it! Despite months of hype, Google News alerts, blocked-off Manhattan streets, annoying trend pieces in the newspaper and approximately 6,000 posts on our various sibling websites, we managed to get though the entire build up to the Greatest Chick Flick Of Our Generation without writing one single post about it. Until now. More »

3:40 PM on Fri May 30 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
18,584 views, 5 comments

Latest by Violet Blue: I think we can be as bitchy about this as we wanna be. and the post was rather kind, IMHO. especially considering this: [defamer.com] hypocrites, cash in! more »

ripped (off) from the headlines

Law & Order: Eliot Spitzer Re-Enactment Unit

Nobody can take a lurid scandal directly from the news and turn it into quality entertainment faster than "Law and Order." Well, almost nobody. It may have stung to get beaten to the punch by Hustler, but last night's season finale of the long-running NBC drama was not really about disgraced New York ex-governor Eliot Spitzer, because the fictional state governor in this episode wasn't dumb enough to pay for his hookers with a check. Fake Eliot manages to avoid the same fate as his doppleganger, because he's also much more cunning and ruthless, has an ambitious bitch-on-wheels wife, and a lot more hair. Most of the other details were spot on though—the call girl website, the role of the (ugh) "blogosphere," the vindictive federal investigators. It's was just like watching CNN, only the plot was slightly easier to follow and both broadcasts could've used more call girls.

· Law & Order (nbc.com)
· Law & Order Tackles Spitzer Hooker Case (Gawker)

Previously: DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"

11:20 AM on Thu May 22 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
2,752 views, Comment

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MILF Island Survivor Still Quite Hittable

If you're like us, you probably still occasionally think about that "MILF Island" episode of "30 Rock," and pray that NBC might somehow turn it into an actual reality TV show. (Don't pretend you wouldn't watch that.) Even if the suits at GE don't figure it out, someone at Playboy definitely took notice, since they asked Kim Sonora—one of the mommies featured in the fake show—to pose for their real cameras. The 43-year-old (or 37 depending on who you ask) hottie can be seen without her bikini top in the members only portion of their website (until they pop elsewhere any minute now), holding out a small glimmer of hope for a reunion special. Until that day, you can just relive "Heidi's" tragic ending at her last fireside tribunal below. More »

2:45 PM on Wed May 21 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
15,974 views, Comment

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