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WASD Porn: Let Your Fingers Do The Fapping
Since time immemorial (i.e. 1992), the problem with watching porn on the internet has been how to best use your hands: with your strong one on a mouse and your other furiously typing in URLs, there's no free digits left to take care of anything else. The good thing about the internet, however, is that no matter how unusual, awkward or silly your "problem" might be, someone out there is probably working on a solution. WASD Porn is a porn aggregator that's set up to let you "surf" using only four letters on your keyboard. (It's a little biased against lefties, but them's the breaks.) It's not the most high-tech solution we've seen—and the content may or may not be up your alley—but anything that eliminates all unnecessary effort and movement will always be a big hit with us ... and everyone else who masturbates for a living. (Or at least as a dedicated hobby.) More » -


