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    Super_fly: i keep thinking penny flame retired. did she or didnt she? more »
    squeezyface: But now she's out of the business!? I don't know whether to be happy or sad. more »
    squeezyface: Thanks Lux. I have a new crush object and a name to go with her. more »
    bmonkey: Really, I like Fuji apples better, but that's a minor quibble, I think... more »
    bmonkey: Yay! My house has tiled floors, too; does FG make housecalls, by chance? more »
    pbr999001: I'm with Lux on this one. (Boy, that Xtube site stinks). more »
    inverts: Oh Christ. She's gorgeous enough, but the hair! Over the top for me, wow. fapfapfap more »
    squeezyface: But, but...I just discovered her...:( more »
    inverts: I want to like naked Courtney Love, I really do. It just feels like all kinds of wrong. more »
    inverts: Those are nice pictures, but she seems to be the kind of person who would be way too skinny if you met them in real life. Still, #3 is a keeper. more »
    inverts: I'm suddenly hungry for pie. more »
    poonlover: I LOVE RC! I get to play with her asshole and her long hair tickles my naval. What's not to like? more »
    dirtybacon: the miss universe sex tape is my favorite sex tape ever... it really is hot more »
    BitchesFreeman: War Machine's decent into crazy is probably a bigger story than him actually doing in the first place ever was. more »
    WalterPater: My God, Janie has an adorable ass. more »
  • #creativeproblemsolving

    WASD Porn: Let Your Fingers Do The Fapping

    Since time immemorial (i.e. 1992), the problem with watching porn on the internet has been how to best use your hands: with your strong one on a mouse and your other furiously typing in URLs, there's no free digits left to take care of anything else. The good thing about the internet, however, is that no matter how unusual, awkward or silly your "problem" might be, someone out there is probably working on a solution. WASD Porn is a porn aggregator that's set up to let you "surf" using only four letters on your keyboard. (It's a little biased against lefties, but them's the breaks.) It's not the most high-tech solution we've seen—and the content may or may not be up your alley—but anything that eliminates all unnecessary effort and movement will always be a big hit with us ... and everyone else who masturbates for a living. (Or at least as a dedicated hobby.) More »