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Teagan On Teagan: A Look Back At 2008 (And Forward To The Future!)

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

Teagan Presley may have quit the hectic world of boy-girl porn, but she still has fond memories of her days in the fields—and was happy to tell us about her favorite movie of '08.

And, of course, just because she's not doing boy-girl anymore, that doesn't mean she's left us entirely. What else is Teagan up to these days? Take a listen and find out.

You're Not Freakish to Us, Katsuni

pweasels — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

Is it really fair to call Katsuni a Sexual Freak? Names can be so hurtful, especially for girls—the shame and isolation of feeling different is so hard on a young woman, that we question Digital Playground's motives in drawing attention to the unusualness of someone who already had to jettison an M.

We hope Katsuni knows that deep down, she is not the only Sexual Freak. Seriously, look around—Teagan is a Sexual Freak. Shay Jordan is a Sexual Freak, Sophia Santi is a Sexual Freak. Stoya, Audrey Bitoni, Lacie Heart—all Sexual Freaks. Wouldn’t it be nice if they could all get together and just feel normal? Can’t you imagine Digital Playground’s new line of films, starting with "Jesse Jane(TM): Well-Adjusted Secure Girl" (a celeste punt)?

· Digital Playground (www.DigitalPlayground.com)
· Buy "Sexual Freak 10 - Katsuni" (gamelink.com)

Popshots Of The Week: Everybody Loves Lucy, "Pirates", And Peaches

Gram Ponante — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:40:40 EDT

We were delighted like Tony Montana atop a mountain of yayo to learn that the delicious Audrey Hollander would play the title role in "Everybody Loves Lucy" (to clarify: Hollander plays Lucy, not Everybody) and that her husband, Otto Bauer, would play Cuban exile Ricky. The only disappointment was that Hollander could not have been incorporated into the meandering storyline of "Pirates 2". What can we say? The script called for a giant worm.

Hollander: "You mean this moneymaker?"

At the "Pirates 2" premiere: If we were Riley Steele (pictured with Stoya) we'd just spend all our time gazing lovingly at ourselves, too.

Evan Stone with Teagan: "Fuck off, Fleshbot readers! I only read Deadspin!"

And now for something completely different: "Butch And Peaches," the interracial Hustler pictorial that got Larry Flynt shot. "Larry Flynt: The Right To Be Left Alone," an excellent documentary, is now on DVD.

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• Order: "Pirates Ii: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)

"Not Bewitched XXX": More Hype Than You Can Twitch Your Nose At

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:20:37 EDT

If you thought the public relations storm of press releases and soundbites and aging '70s child stars was impressive the last time Will Ryder put out a classic TV porn spoof, you ain't seen nothing yet: "Not The Bradys XXX" was a masterpiece of porn marketing, but the folks at Adam & Eve and X-Play are upping the ante for the upcoming release of "Not Bewitched XXX." The movie already has two trailers and they're planning to release a new one each week until the DVD is released next month (version number two is below) at which point you will probably have seen every second of the feature that does not contain actual sex. The movie does boast an all-star cast and a very convincing laugh track—plus, Nina Hartley as a redhead!—so there are some reasons to get excited. Just don't lose your Darrens over it.

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· Not Bewitched XXX Trailer 2 (YouTube)
· Official Site (notbewitchedxxx.com)

Popshots of the Week! The Long And Short Of It

Gram Ponante — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:15:19 EDT

As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan's "Creampie Explosions 3"—yes, they said it couldn't be made—the 5'10" Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again.

Join us after the gap for more Popshots, in which we show porn stars not as the world sees them but how they really are.

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Elson and Sascha—America's hardest-working male German porn performer!—discuss an issue common to every couple: Whither creampie?

Across town, tiny Destiny dons a kabuki mask and a strap-on (read my article in September's Atlantic Monthly: Rejected Kiss Army Accessories) for David Aaron Clark's "Asia Noir 6."

The striking Coco Velvett slowly melted into that couch for the next 45 minutes as Destiny turned into a demon.

In posh Bel-Air, bite-sized Teagan modeled her new breasts for photographer Holly Randall. "They actually bunce when I run," said Teagan.

Meanwhile, Roxy DeVille says, "Hello, Fleshbot Readers!"

"People would tell me about your ass, Teagan, " said the towering DeVille, "but I really had to see it to believe it. Oh My Fucking God."

How To (Yet Again) Break Into The Porn Industry

Jonnobot — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:20:07 EDT

Because we still tend to receive emails from horny guys asking us how to break into the porn business no matter how much we ignore them, from now on we're considering just directing them to this informative video from the team at BushLeagueTV instead (even if we're not entirely sold on the idea that a moustache is necessary for success—this ain't 1978 anymore, you know). Sure, following a few simple steps might not get you a starring role opposite the likes of Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, or Teagan right off the bat ... but everyone has to start somewhere, right?

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· BushLeague 101 - How to Break into the Porn Industry

As if playing one dubiously bewigged vintage...

Jonnobot — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:57:45 EDT

As if playing one dubiously bewigged vintage television icon in a porn spoof this year wasn't enough, the artist formerly known as Teagan Presley—who is now apparently to be referred to by the far snappier "Teagan"—will be be assuming the role of Marcia in the long-awaited (by certain press agents anyway) sequel to "Not The Bradys XXX", which will begin filming soon. Let's just hope they find a better wig for her this time around, though it's good to have Teagan back no matter what she has on top of her, uh, head. (avn.com)

Preview: Teagan Presley In "Not Bewitched XXX"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:38:09 EDT

Sweet Teagan Presley almost fell into a media vacuum here at 23 Fleshboulevard; Loathe to publicize something that would be shoved down our throats by one company, we were drawn to the fact that the PR machine at another company was uncharacteristically silent.

"Well, we don't send out press releases when someone is no longer our contract star," said a Digital Playground spokesperson of former contract girl Teagan Presley, who is now starring as Tabitha in "Not Bewitched XXX," by the same group that brought us "Not The Bradys XXX" and will doubtless foist "Not Gilligan's Island XXX" on us at some point soon.

Presley joins former DP star Sophia Santi in the "shooting for other people" shortlist that famously includes Tera Patrick and Devon.

"Wild sex, dirty witchcraft, perfect tits, ass and pussy abound in this hilarious XXX spoof of the 1960's classic TV show Bewitched," says the press release, in which "Darren & Samantha have a big problem when Aunt Clara can't undo a spell cast on Tabitha that accidentally turns the sweet little toddler into an 18 year old cutie."

Teagan dropped the "Presley" for her post-DP career, which also includes feature dancing. Her "Bewitched" castmates include Eva Angelina, Jenna Haze, Nina Hartley, Michelle Avanti, Mike Horner, and James Bartholet.

· All Media Play (allmediaplay.com)