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Tania Derveaux Lives!

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:10:42 EDT

Fans of Belgian politics will probably be excited to know that everyone's favorite fellatio-happy senate candidate is not giving up on her dream to make the world a sexually liberated, waffle-filled paradise. We're not sure if anyone ever got to cash in on Tania Derveaux's virgin smashing pledge in defense of net neutrality—but if you need proof that her nerd love was not just a gimmick, Tania has built her own YouTube channel! It's filled with brief interludes about how to seduce chicks, play video games, and other geeky internet topics. But mostly it's just her rolling around on a bed in low-cut tops. Like we said, it's the perfect thing for nerds in love. There's still hope for her VP campaign yet!

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· AtheneWins's Videos (YouTube)
· How To Make A YouTube Hit: Lots of Cleavage, Net Neutrality (alleyinsider.com)

The Return Of Tania Derveaux: "Defend The Internet And I'll Destroy Your Virginity"

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:10:20 EDT

We're guessing that Belgian "politician" Tania Derveaux's plan to win office and literally blow off her constituents didn't work out as planned, but fortunately she has other causes to fight for: her latest campaign involves net neutrality and virgins, both of which she would like to mount and make sweet nerdy love to. The deal is simple: if you can demonstrate that you support the cause of a free and open internet—and you're an innocent flower 18 years or older—then she will fuck you silly. (Anal is negotiable!) Fair warning though: "if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity" ... and she clearly states that she is "not responsible for any genital injury." It makes perfect sense when you think about it—information wants to be free and the web is filled with horny but sex-deprived people. Why not let Tania solve both problems at the same time?

· Don't Stay a Virgin (dontstayvirgin.movielol.org, via Gizmodo)

Previously: 40,000 Blowjobs: Vote For Tania Derveaux!

An (unconfirmed) reader reports that yesterday's...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:40:26 EDT

An (unconfirmed) reader reports that yesterday's invisible blowjob video was actually used as payback for the 40,000 hummers promised by Belgian senate candidate Tania Derveaux. So we guess if you voted for her, consider your back scratched. (thanks Thomas)

40,000 Blowjobs: Vote For Tania Derveaux!

Fleshbot — Tue, 22 May 2007 12:59:33 EDT

As we prematurely lurch and stumble into the 2008 campaign season here in the United States, it's nice to know that in some parts of the world at least there are candidates for public office whose platforms we can support completely. So even though we're not entirely sure what she's running for (and wouldn't be able to vote even if we did since we let our Belgian voter registration lapse years ago), we're throwing our full endorsement behind NEE party senate candidate Tania Derveaux, who pledges to give her constituency a grand total of 40,000 blowjobs if she is elected. If nothing else, we have to admire her determination: she figures it will take her 500 days to make good on her promise at the rate of a jawbone-defying 80 blowjobs per day. A lofty goal to be sure, but we suppose if our own candidates are promising to clean up the mess in Iraq and sponsor a sweeping overhaul of our national health care system, anything is possible.

· NEE: "My name is Tania Derveaux ..." (nee-antwerpen.be)
· "The Carrot & The Stick" (alterati.com)

Previously: Wet Spots: Not Endorsed By Jenna Jameson, Wet Spots: Politics, Britney Spears Style, Presidential Pornstar Poll @ Adultcon Los Angeles, Al Goldstein For President!, Decision 2006: We Have A Winner, Decision 2006: The Great Babe Debate, Morning Wood: Hot Election Day Action, Don't Stroke! Vote!, BREAKING! Mary Carey: Out of the Running, Pornstar Political Roundup