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#babes
When In Sweden, Grab Each Other's Boobs
We know that men like to imagine that women spend most of their time sitting around topless and comparing one another's boobs. Alas, that's not the case at all—unless the women in question are on Swedish Big Brother. More » -
#orgasms
It's Like We're Praying All The Time!
We've often felt that orgasms help us to see god, but we've never actually considered starting a religion dedicated to worshiping le petit mort. However, now that we've discovered Sweden's Madonna of Orgasm Church, we're starting to reconsider that position. Think our Sunday morning masturbation sessions count as a devotional? (thelocal.se, via nerve.com; thumbnail star via Ask Jolene) -
#inthenews
A Swedish minister has resigned from his parish after infecting the network with viruses... while surfing for porn. If only the world's religious leaders had heeded Belladonna's advice. A well stocked library of porno DVDs could have easily prevented this tragedy from occurring. (theregister.co.uk, via Gizmodo, thumbnail via) -
#doctors
We thought they taught this in medical school, but we guess it bears repeating—just because a patient gets a hard on during an examination, that doesn't mean the doctor is allowed to give him a blowjob. Heck, you shouldn't even be giving prostate exams until at least the third date! (thelocal.se; thumb via BangBros) -
#sexwork
Swedish prostitutes are demanding that they be allowed to pay taxes, which is a rare move that baffles both supply-side conservatives and tax-and-spend liberals. How are politicians supposed to pander to that? (thelocal.se) -
#olympics
The Naked Swedish Olympic Crossbow Team Babe That Wasn't
We'd be just as excited as everyone else is today to see naked photos of a member of the Swedish women's Olympic crossbow team, except ... not only is she not an Olympian, crossbow isn't even an Olympic event. Still ... see you in 2012, Naked Girl! (nsfwpoa.com + lessclothes.com + thecelebritydatabase.com + on205th.com) -
#inthenews
Sweden To Sex Toy Shoppers: Vaginas Only?
Following a government mandate two months ago, Swedish pharmacies started stocking their shelves with sex toys (including some of our favoritest ones ever). But hasn't been all orgasms and, uh, more orgasms since then: two men have complained that state-run pharmacy Apoteket discriminates against men by only stocking vagina-friendly sex toys. Apoteket claims that as soon as someone makes a quality sex toy for men, they'll start stocking it. Obviously, we haven't started exporting Fleshlights in return for all those ABBA records. (thelocal.se) -
#politics
Swedish politician Josefin Brink wants women to know that their pasts don't have to haunt them. After all, playing in a ska-punk band called Vagina Grande hasn't prevented her from becoming an MP. And neither has her past work as a stripper. Maybe you really can have it all! (thelocal.se) -
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#babes
Here's every picture ever taken of Swedish babe Elin Grindemyr. OK, maybe not every photo. But you need to start your collection somewhere, right? (gorillamask.net) -
#cellphones
The Swedish Film Institute is actually paying for people to make mini-porn movies on their cellphones. So maybe now you can stop doing it in your bedroom every night for free. (variety.com, thumb via popgadget.net) -
#photography
Swedish Fetish (And We Don't Mean Your Thing For Leggy Blondes)
That's right, Swedish Fetish is not a book about people who get turned on Ikea sofas or delicious little meatballs or eating delicious little meatballs while sitting on Ikea sofas (although maybe some of the people photographed here do get their kicks that way)—instead, it's a photographic look at the fetish scene in Sweden. Compiled over two years by photographer Andrea Belluso, these beautiful photos capture everyday Swedish folks enjoying their favorite pastimes, whether it's skin-tight latex uniforms or shibari bondage or just sitting around being looking sexy, which is something many Swedish people do very well. Maybe you didn't think the Swedes were into the kinky stuff, but just because their furniture is easily assembled that doesn't mean their sex lives have to be. More » -
#prostitution
Need more prostitution fun facts? It's not illegal to be a prostitute in Sweden. However, it is illegal to hire one, so while hookers are never arrested the johns who employ them (almost) always are. Come on, Sweden ... we remember when you were cool. (thestar.com) -
#sextoys
Sweden's state-owned Apoteket pharmacy chain announced last week that it will start selling sex toys this summer; a survey claims that most Swedes would rather buy their sexual enhancement appliances at the corner drugstore instead of at some spooky sex shop. Could we soon be looking forward to the "Sinnharness" sex swing and a full line of similar low-cost designer BDSM gear from IKEA? (reuters.com; thumbnail star Puma Swede via fleshlight.com, just because) -
#babes
We'd love to send each and everyone one of our lovely readers twelve ladies dancing for Christmas this year, but given financial and other contstraints these top ten sexiest Swedish babes will just have to do. (Really, do you have any idea how much those ladies are charging for private dances these days?) (habba.tv) -
#boobs
Swedish women are fighting hard for the right to swim topless. Millions of American men are supporting them in this important cause. (thelocal.se, via xfanz.com; photo via two completely unrelated Swedish babes.) -
#artunderattack
If you find Andres Serrano's "History Of Sex" series to be a decadent assualt on a "healthy culture", try to register your displeasure by picketing peacefully or something instead of storming the gallery with crowbars and axes and posting a video of yourselves destroying the works on YouTube. Or maybe that's just the way we look at it—after all, we think that whole decadence and indecency thing is part of a healthy culture. (NY Times; see the video @ Gawker) -
#dancingladies
A man in Sweden is fighting for his right to dance in cages like a bona fide go-go girl. He's probably not going to win a lot of sympathy from guys or go-go girls, but yeah, you go for it, buddy. (thelocal.se) -
#pornculture
The Best Of Swedish Erotica - In London
Everyone knows what glamorous jet-setting lifestyles we porn bloggers lead, but even we don't think we'll be able to wing across the pond to catch the Swedish Erotica exhibition at the Institute of Contemporary Arts in London. The Swedes, of course, have a reputation for freewheeling sexual adventure and leggy blonde temptresses, but that reputation stems mostly from their film output of the late 1960s and early 1970s—including such genre classics as "I Am Curious (Yellow)" and "Language of Love" (the movie that Travis Bickle took Jodie Foster to see in "Taxi Driver" ... with music by ABBA, no less!) More »
