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Popshots: Down And Dusty with Alice And Her Dirty Sister

Gram Ponante — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Sunny Lane's fuck-me heels are sinking into the dusty hillside. On the set of Erica McLean's and Carlos Batts's porn version of "Alice in Wonderland," we remember that sometimes America's porn stars get caked with something other than loads.

This porn version of "Alice," the third to be shot this year, promises something far more Sunny (the delicious Sunny Lane is the most deceptively wholesome of the three Alices) and, well, less Stormy and Grey.

Not only that, but the movie, which wrapped yesterday at McLean's ranch in Sunland, will be released concurrently with Tim Burton's version of "Alice," slated for February 2010.

We've already visited the Hole, the dungeon down which Alice follows the rabbit (the rabbit is Lavish Styles), and now we're ready for the Mad Hatter's tea party, hosted by Evan Stone. But first Kimberly Kane must masturbate.

"I play Alice's dirty sister," says Kane, in yet another impressive hairdo. "I masturbate while reading this illustrated 'Story of O.'"

It's the last day of shooting and the mountainside is decorated Wonderland-style. Dust blows up the canyon and Sunny Lane and Kimberly Kane do their best to not squint at the camera. McLean's dogs, horses, and assembled menagerie try to avoid the camera.

Lane, just back from a month-long stint at the Moonlite Bunnyranch, is greeted warmly by Kane, who stands out in the porn world for having something nice to say about everybody.

"You are the sweetest thing," said Kane as Lane tottered down the hill. Soon they would be naked, with dust everywhere, but we will preserve the fantasy for a little while longer.

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"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy

Gram Ponante — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how.

Flight Attendants

Studio: X-Play/Adam & Eve
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Kayden Kross, Evan Stone, Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Misty Stone, Shyla Stylez, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Randy Spears, James Bartholet, Eric John, Jack Lawrence, Eric Swiss, Thomas Ward, Brad Hardy, Kenzi Marie, Chastity Lynn, Farrah Foxx, Dino Bravo, Barry Scott

Review by: Gram Ponante

X-Play's newest film (following last week's "Monday Night Football") continues the company's diversification into porn comedies that aren't based on a particular show. This one draws broadly from "Airplane!" with a healthy dose of Jim Holliday's ensemble pornos of the 90's (Holliday gets namechecked in the movie) as well as Digital Playground's recent successes in occupational porn, "Cheerleaders," "Babysitters," "Nurses," and "Teachers."

A co-production with Adam & Eve like last year's Zero Tolerance/A&E matchup "Rollerdollz," "Flight Attendants" tries so hard to please that it collapses with the effort. Such a large cast means not enough room for everyone to shine, and the story is so needlessly convoluted that you will actually become stupider while watching it.

Q. But Grams, surely you're not saying that you would fault a porn movie for a poorly-executed story. Isn't sex all that matters?
A. While sex is all that matters, at least at this point in our lives, you should probably just buy ten copies of "Flight Attendants," watch each one, and feel your IQ drop by ten points each time. Then you will be this movie's target audience, and will support X-Play's future filmic endeavors.

Multiple uses of flashbacks and dream sequences are neither effective nor funny, the theme song is grating, and the numerous gay and black/urban poor jokes made by and at the expense of performer James Bartholet and openly black performer Misty Stone try too hard to be outrageous and fall flat. It was often amazing how "Flight Attendants" made two subjects that are normally hilarious - race and sexual orientation - unfunny while trying to be "broad."

Speaking of broad, let's talk about the sex.

X-Play has assembled an all-star cast and we slog through way too much plot before any cast members commence to fucking. While there are standout scenes between Shyla Stylez and Randy Spears, the newly-returned Hillary Scott and Barry Scott (no relation), and Kayden Kross and Evan Stone, we don't see nearly enough of Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, or Lexi Love. And, in an industry where people don't need much of an excuse to have sex, "Flight Attendants" manages to strain credulity.

I think X-Play in particular and parodies in general need to take a vacation.

We know the recent difficulty of making money in porn, and part of the current marketing strategy involves having numerous products on the shelves. X-Play is also playing two sides of the field by releasing movies through distributors Adam & Eve as well as Hustler. But it seems that a company that can make such note-perfect parodies like "Not Married with Children" and "Not the Cosby Show" may have extended its reach this time; "Flight Attendants" did not need to be bad.

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Sunny Lane (Bubble Butts Galore)

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:00:05 EDT

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Sunny Lane Fights For Your Right To Party (And Other Stuff, Too)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:30:01 EDT

As promised, more photos from the Free Speech Coalition's Sex, Drinks, and Rock 'n' Roll Freedomfest. Because if Sunny Lane won't stand up for freedom...who will? (laist.com)

Sasha Grey Loves Freedom (And Flogging Sunny Lane)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

The above photo (by the wonderful Jeff Koga) comes from from last night's "Sex, Drinks and Rock 'N Roll" FreedomFest, a benefit for the Free Speech Coalition. We assume Sasha is using Sunny Lane to demonstrate how she handles freedomhaters.

More photos from the event will be on LAist soon, we're told—we'll provide a link once they're up, so you, too, can enjoy the goodness of pornstars celebrating freedom.

Popshots Of The Week: Hustler's Heaven And Hell Ball

Gram Ponante — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Smack in the middle of its dirty thirties, Hustler threw a party for itself last weekend featuring nudes that were even tastier than the canapes. Jealous? You should be, because there was also an open bar.

Santa Monica cops checked invitations, true, but after that the uniforms became far more sparse. Try high heels, wings or horns, some glitter, and nothing else.

Nina Hartley, Sunny Lane, Ava Rose, Alexa Jordan, Savannah Stern, Jenna Brooks, Kayden Kross, Maria Bellucci, and dozens of other porn luminaries mixed and mingled in this latest in Hustler's five-year family reunions. This one was held at the Santa Monica Airport, which allowed Larry Flynt to be taxied in in his jet.

I didn't know it until later, but longtime Hustler photographer/director Richard Monfort (nom de porn: Richard de Montfort) had died about a week before. This party would have been right up his alley, especially since the "Heaven" and "Hell" sides of the room seemed to keep changing sides. But he especially would have appreciated the familiar, family atmosphere of the event, hard as that might be to explain when you've got Ava Rose in her altogether.

It's also hard to tell what the road to either destination is paved with when you can't stop looking at Sunny Lane. But no one said it was easy.

So Happy Birthday, Hustler, and a fond farewell, Richard.

· Hustler (hustler.com)

"I Love Big Butts 6" Packs All Star Cast Ass

DCypher — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

"I Love Big Butts 6" spans an epic 5 hours in 12 scenes on 2 discs in their quest to be number 1 on the charts. Add that up in numerology and you get 8, which is the date this month this show releases. Spooky, huh?

We're not entirely certain what that portends, but one thing we do feel safe predicting is that fans of the big ass genre have plenty to love about this release.

Naomi, Tia Sweets, Ava Rose, Lorena Sanchez, Riley, Richelle Ryan, Nikki Kane, Sunny Lane, Jessica Lynn, Alexis Texas, Sarah Vandella, and Kirra Lynne comprise the cast of this master tribute to phat ass goodness—so pretty much any way you slice it, you're going to find something that you love.

We were particularly amused by Tia Sweets's gorgeous young bubble, as was her partner Mr. Pete, judging from the shit eating grin emblazoned across his grill.

The rest of the cast is hot and in their prime, including a fresh faced, blond Ava Rose, the early Naomi with her magical anal wiggle, ripe and ready Alexis "Goddamn!" Texas, and fresh off the bus Sunny Lane. Pound for pound, this may be the best the series has to offer to date.

"I Love Big Butts 6" comes out on the 8th—but you can live Sir Mixalot's dream right now by checking out our sneak cheek gallery.

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Deep Inside Sarah Vandella

Gram Ponante — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

If Sunny Lane and Bree Olson were scientists creating the perfect blend of wholesomeness and hooker in their melon-scented lab, Sarah Vandella would win them the Nobel Prize in Saucy.

Vandella and Lexington Steele have been working together a lot lately, and it is apparent why.

Steele is a lucky bastard, that's why.

Steele has a good job, and told us that, even when he feels less engaged, fucking anyone he wants is better than working construction. Still, he clearly enjoys Sarah Vandella in this scene from "Lex Steele XXX 11."

Steele grabs handfuls of the alabaster Vandella, even taking off bling so that he doesn't injure her unnecessarily. And Vandella appreciates it.

We include some blurry shots of their scene because Vandella moved like a jackrabbit. It was like trying to capture the wind.

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Sasha Grey & Sunny Lane Do More Than Genuflect In “King of Coochie 4”

DCypher — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The royal treatment continues as promised, with a little help from Sasha Grey and Sunny Lane. You know we only save the best for your weekend amusement. Come on, now!

So Sunny Lane and Sasha Grey join Rachel Roxxx, Chelsie Rae, Trina Michaels, and oh-so-lovely Lexi Belle in comprising the cast of Tom Byron's latest masterpiece "King of Coochie 4." We'd like to tell you that he's just kidding with the whole royal thing, but from the tilt of his crown we're not sure that we can. He seems to be taking it pretty seriously these days. We're starting to think he reads what we write about him, like how it stands to reason that when you've pickled your "royal scepter" up in the plush wet pink insides of the most coveted pornstars of the last two decades it might go to your head.

Are you listening Tom? Um, you rock!

Thanks for giving us all something to drool over—mainly the sight of you going balls deep into two smoldering hot porn ladies at once. Gee, and we never thought we'd say those words again.

"King of Coochie 4" releases next week on the April 30th, 2009. You will want to see it. If you don't want to just take our word for it then feel free to peruse our delightful behind the scenes gallery of snaps.

· Porn Video (pornvideo.com)
· Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)

Sasha Grey And Sunny Lane Set To Shoot Together Next Month

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:00:00 EST

Like "King of Coochie"? You'll love "King of Coochie 4." The feature—set to start shooting next month—will include the first ever full on sex scene between Sasha Grey and Sunny Lane. (avn.com)

Beejing in the New Year

Gram Ponante — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:00:00 EST

At an unusually foggy Fleshbot West, we rang in the New Year in the hilly hipster haven of Silver Lake. And though we weren't working, we paused to reflect on the calming effects of blowjobs.

Eric had hosted this party for years and it had become the victim of its own success. "I know less than half the people here," he said. But the drinks were plentiful and there was enough food to sop them up.

I have to admit there was tension in the air, though. People can get edgy when the time of year suggests self-inspection. A woman who could have got away with it in her dancing years was drunk and belligerent; a guy I saw the day before and knew to be born and raised in Chicago was affecting a French accent.

But that was a tiny percentage; everyone else was on the make but in the nicest way possible. This is what happens when you get past 30. Or at least that's what I think will happen in 12 years...

A woman who got a little weepy about saving dogs talked to me very earnestly, then started hiccoughing. I saw my chance.

"Do you need to be ... palpated?" I asked.

"Yes."

And her hicccoughs disappeared. I felt like Jonas Salk must have had he been two bottles of Jagermeister deep and just as far in a dogophile from Pasadena.

But it was not to be.

As the party thinned Eric came to the back yard and announced that some douchebag had stolen his iPod, probably one of the majority of the unknown guests. This put a damper on things, but briefly, because then Eric disappeared, not to be seen again for the rest of the party.

I asked my friend where Eric went.

"He's in there with Danielle getting his New Year's beej," he said. "It's been happening since 2006."

I thought: I cured her hiccoughs so she could give another man a blowjob?

Worse than that, it was 4 a.m. and all the consolation prizes had driven back to Koreatown, Echo Park, and [shudder] Ojai.

But it was right that that happened. Eric had thrown a fantastic party. That someone stole his iPod was unforgivable. Yes, he deserved that blowjob. He deserved it.

But does Craig Valentine in "Immoral Orals," in which he holds a camera while being fellated by the likes of Sunny Lane, Nina Hartley, and Devon and Kelsey Michaels? Sure he paid them for it, but does he deserve it? I don't think so.

But maybe someone stole his iPod.

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Pornstars Share Their Resolutions for 2009

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:30:01 EST

We've never been too big on New Year's resolutions (we think we're perfect just the way we are), but who are we to begrudge others on their path to self-improvement?

XBiz has rounded up a fine collection of adult performers, and asked them to share their resolutions for the coming year. Some of our favorites:

Belladonna: In 2009 I want to be able to completely edit a scene or whole movie, by myself.

Kylie Ireland: I resolve to find more time to do fun stuff! Damn it, I work too fuckin’ hard! However, I plan to make sure this year includes some of the nastiest scenes I have ever done, as a director and a performer.

Sunny Lane: I make a New Year’s resolution to star in a really huge comedy this year hopefully with Will Ryder at X-Play. I don’t know, I really don’t make resolutions like to stop doing this or that so it’s hard to think of something serious that’s why I want to star in a huge comedy porn movie. I resolve to make everybody happy.

Meggan Mallone: Since I fucking swear way too much (see?) I’m going to try to cut down on my potty mouth (but not on camera!)

Kristina Rose: My New Year’s resolution is to spend every dime I make on designer handbags and Ed Hardy clothes along with developing the biggest diva attitude porn has ever seen. Oh, yeah and world peace.

Oh, and we are so checking up on these ladies in a year to see if they've followed through.

· Adult Performers Reveal Their Resolutions for 2009 (xbiz.com)
· Thumbnail via Ask Jolene

Bowling For Boobies

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:15:50 EDT

When it comes to handling 12-pound balls, you need to call in experts like Kayden Kross and Sunny Lane. Wait, we're talking about nude charity bowling events here—what did you think we meant? (gallery @ laist.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: The Girls Of Summer

Jonnobot — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:35:52 EDT

Lovely ladies' late-season lasciviousness leads off today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, and we are left absolutely enchanted by their antics (if a little sweaty). Even in these pre-Labor Day dog days, who wouldn't love to be seduced by a fetching domme with a whip and a buttplug? Or watch a minxy vixen riding a fucking machine? We'd love to spy quietly from the corner at an early-morning romp or a late-night display of wet-cunt teasing, especially if said corner was air conditioned. And later, if we're hungry? We'll take one cake-girl with lickable frosting, please. To go.

Watch 'em soak up the sun (and other things) with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

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Fucking Him, Fucking Me

I pushed the plug against his pouting ring and he began to open up for me. Boy, was he ready for penetration the plug slipped in with ease and I took a firm hold of his balls and gently tugged downwards on them. His cock was swaying beneath him, semi erect and starting to drip pre cum on to the sheet below.

- AlexSuze.com

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Pool Party

MasterDoc decided to put me on the sybian. I set it up and got on. He controlled the vibration and I ground my clit into the machine. He got me really hot and when I asked to be allowed to come he made me ask again, louder and louder until people could hear me. He teased me for a bit and I begged for orgasm. Finally he let me and I screamed, moaned, my vagina clenching the dildo of the sybian.

- Diary of a Kinky Librarian

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Heat

Sex at any time is delicious, but particularly so when lovers are just waking up. Their minds are free from everyday concerns, their bodies are relaxed, their organs poised to perform. Nimue's cunt, secreting volumes of lubricant, swallowed my cock whole, gave it back to me, and swallowed it again in a steady and timeless rhythm.

- la petite mort

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Fantasy #4- Let them eat cake.

After everyone has a piece, they leave their seats and whisper, "Peach, blueberry, kiwi."

Each person's palate detected a different flavor from the girl on the table, who is now alone with Reagan. They watch as he carefully moves between her legs. Sliding his fingers inside of her, he parts the layers to her center. Bending forward, he disappears between her thighs. His tongue slides up and down her pussy, finding the real treat. Her hands grasp his head as he sucks the filling out of her. The guests wait patiently as he takes his time eating her out. When he finally stands, his cheeks and lips are red and swollen.

- Where are you going, where have you been?

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In Focus

I turn slightly in my chair, shifting toward you and remove shirt, draping it to the arm rest. Your view is no longer impaired. I am slick, wet and swollen with my own arousal. This is what I wanted you home for this afternoon. My fingers slide between my pussy lips, opening them and glossing them in dewy moisture. Each stroke brings me one degree closer to throbbing climax. I stroke and circle my clit, dipping into my honeyed center.

- The Sensualist's Soul Desire

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Floating World #7-Getting Topped by Sexyhusband

It was around this point that I felt the slow descent into submissive space (aka "sub space") began to speed up. For those who have never felt it, it's basically a rush of endorphins, not unlike what you might feel on a roller coaster (should you be an enthusiast) or what you feel post orgasm except it keeps going on and on. The pain begins to not just be pleasurable, but the source of pleasure that radiates to your nipples and to your clit (or cock, depending on your plumbing). You begin to be able to take harder more consistent pain, and stop caring about (or even begin to welcome) the possible consequences...

- Deliciously Naughty

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Erotica L.A. 2008: A Look Ahead

Gram Ponante — Thu, 29 May 2008 11:15:44 EDT

With six months recovery time after AVN's Las Vegas convention, porn fans are once again ready for the in-person charms of Tera Patrick, Sunny Lane, Stormy Daniels, Belladonna, and Joanna Angel among dozens of other porn luminaries at next weekend's Erotica L.A., a three-day fan event—accessible by public transportation!—at the L.A. Convention Center. Culminating in the FAME Awards and the lively Sexopolis afterparty, Erotica L.A. is like the Vegas show with better air and an escape route. (erotica-la.com + sexopolishollywood.com)

Fill Your Eyes With Jules Jordan's "Tunnel Vision 3"

DCypher — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:10:36 EDT

Remember that guy in high school who drove a kickass car and got laid more often in one weekend than you did by the time you were halfway through college? Jules Jordan is still that guy—and unlike that douchebag in high school, he genuinely cares about you getting a little action of your own as well. This is why he's released the latest installment of his POV series "Tunnel Vision": he might actually get to fuck ridiculously hot porn babes like Lela Star, Sunny Lane, Lacey Duvalle, Nadia Styles, Sara Stone, Tia Tanaka, Velicity Von, and Veronica Lynn, but the rest of us get to see what it looked like! It's even better than that "Wish You Were Here" postcard he sent us last year from Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup!

With intentions so selfless we're certain it won't be long before he's knighted by the Queen of England or handed the Nobel Peace prize or invited to bang Angelina Jolie at the United Nations headquarters for his service to humankind. Maybe if we're all lucky he'll give us a virtual ride in the Bentley of us one of these days too ...

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· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Popshots Of The Week: "Rollerdollz" Edition

Gram Ponante — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:32:49 EDT

Adam & Eve's biggest movie of 2008 is "Rollerdollz," a roller derby movie gone right. A co-production with Zero Tolerance and directed by James Avalon, "Rollerdollz" wrapped filming early this morning at a 60-year-old rink at the east end of Porn Valley as Ava Rose, Bree Olson, Eva Angelina, and Sunny Lane skated across the parquet to crash into each other in a sweaty, girly mass.

See more snaps after the gap.

The story is as American as "The Grapes of Wrath": two roller rivals settle their differences in each others' vaginas and somehow Ron Jeremy is involved. What's more, Kayden Kross adds that special element to luchador surf-guitar music.

L.A.'s Fearleaders cheer on a cast of non-nude but just as compelling extras, including members of a real-life L.A. women's roller derby league.

Penny Flame adjusts her blades, Eva Angelina dazzles the camera, and Sunny Lane ponders a return to her former career of figure skating as Alektra Blue surveys the scene. Sunny and Alektra are the cast's most accomplished skaters.

Don't ask what Ava Rose used to polish the floor; just be happy for me.

Bree Olson needlessly adjusts something (don't adjust a goddamn thing) while the referee explains a call to Sunny Lane.

A member of Glendale's Moonlite Rollerway staff told me that the rink's Over 50 club would be skating right over this spot the next day. If they had only seen Bree et al this way, doubtless they would not conclude that youth is wasted on the wrong people.

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· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)

Postcards From Las Vegas: You Never Forget Your First Time

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:27:23 EST

Day One is winding down here at the AEE and just like any first time, it was confusing, occasionally painful, and at times downright embarrassing. But it was also a day we won't soon forget.

Check out some of our soon-to-be-cherished memories after the jump.

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(Note: Before we go any further, we should mention that we have that other people with better cameras and more talent also covering the show floor, and you'll be hearing from them shortly. We'll get the hang of this "photo" technology eventually.)

Nadia Styles works hard in Naughty America's classroom to make sure that all her papers are graded correctly.

Did you know that by law, your hair may never be curlier than Audrey Hollander's?

Yes, that snake is alive and no you may not pet it. (Or them.)

Jada Fire has something she wants to show you.

Sunny Lane's décolletage will also be signing autographs, but only if you ask nicely first.

Savannah Samson's star wattage is so high, this was as close as we could get to her. Maybe tomorrow we'll muster up the courage to move in.

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Joselyn Pink Hits Mound House

Gram Ponante — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:29:25 EST

We were horrified to realize that we did not know that famous brothel the Moonlite Bunny Ranch was located in a town called Mound House (we were far less surprised to learn that its street address is 69). Regardless, Miss Nude Internet 2006 Joselyn Pink will be taking her first tour there from November 30 until December 11. The lithe Pink is eager to meet her fans, especially Fleshbot readers delighted their favorite website now advertises prostitution. (And Sunny Lane is there, too!)

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· Bunny Ranch (bunnyranch.com)

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The Other Side of the "Pussy Party"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:21:31 EST

When one reads the words "Pussy Party", there is a one piece of anatomy that should engorge and glisten in the reader's recollection. Well, that concept was turned on its ass this week when Cousin Stevie et al devoted the latest installment of the years-old series to the butt.

There are no better exemplars of why the butt is Important than Flower Tucci and Olivia O'Lovely. I mean: Jesus Christ.

Butts aside, because we are tireless and dedicated, we still managed to peek at the other side. See more butts and other parts after the gap.

Flower Tucci admonishes Olivia with a dildo. See what good that did...

Cousin Stevie and Nicki Hunter.

Stevie: "My wife gave me permission, you know."
Hunter: "I bet."

Alana Evans gets Sunny Lane's attention.

Alana Evans and some clown imitate art, some better than others.

Luscious Lopez, Olivia, and Flower say "Hello Fleshbot Readers."

Whatever is happening in this picture, the delightful Trina Michaels is open for anything.

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