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    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more »
  • #wtf

    College Rivalries: National American University Vs. Naughty America University

    File under "Lamest Lawsuit Ever": National American University is suing Naughty America, claiming that the site Naughty America University (not Naughty American University, as USA Today incorrectly reports) infringes on trademarks and is potentially confusing. Because we totally thought the orgies were happening at National American. (usatoday.com, thumbnail)
  • #pornstars

    Don't Fuck With Bree Olson

    Earlier this week, you may have seen a video of Bree Olson throwing a fit. Knowing Bree to be an intelligent, levelheaded girl, we figured there was probably a story behind this. More »
  • #celebrity

    Vivid Still Pursuing Octomom

    Devil's Film may have settled for "Coctomom," but Vivid is still trying for the real thing: they've offered her a shot at a million dollar TV deal... provided she'll accept Vivid Girls as nannies. (tmz.com)
  • #romania

    Sex Sells... Garden Gnomes?

    Romanian businessman Cristi Birgu has attracted attention by trying to drum up sales for his garden gnome business with the strategic use of prostitutes. Plastic prostitutes, that is: Birgu has the miniature ladies of the evening—also manufactured by his company—placed outside his home, in the hopes that they'll attract potential buyers. Somehow, we just can't see much overlap between the people who buy garden gnomes and the people who solicit sex workers—but hey, what do we know? (ananova.com)
  • #alexuswinston

    This Week In Frivolous Lawsuits

    Listen very carefully, because we're only going to say this once: Lexus is a line of luxury automobiles put out by Toyota. Alexus Winston is a naked model affiliated with Infinity Studios (and sometimes seen in Best Of Babelogs). We're not really sure how someone would confuse the two — but apparently this was a major concern, as Toyota recently filed suit against Alexus, who's now going by Alex. Were you able to keep that all straight? Good for you! We're just hoping they don't find out about all that porn we made under the name Prius Corolla. (avn.com)
  • #panties

    And in other health code violation news: a St. Kilda, Australia, pub has come under fire for its "No Undie Sundie" promotion. Apparently, encouraging women to take off their panties in exchange for a $50 drink card just wasn't the smartest idea. We think it's brilliant, of course, but that's just us. (news.com.au, no undie thumbnail star Rachel Aziani via Ask Jolene)
  • #psa

    Internet "experts" are warning people not to click on any emails that promise you a Barack Obama sex video. Instead, they advise you to wait for the inevitable Sarah Palin sex video, because it's much hotter and maybe involves a pig or a moose or something. (Actually, the Obama email contains malware that will eat your computer's brain or something. In case you hadn't figured that out already.) (cnet.com)
  • #celebrityupskirtwatch

    Sorry, Julianna Margulies Fans, But That's Not A Vagina

    To any and all of you who believe you've now seen Julianna Margulies' hoo-ha, we regret to inform you that that is not what a vagina looks like. More than likely, it's either a picture of Julianna's thighs pressed together, a picture of her pantyhose seam, or a poorly done Photoshop job put together by someone with a limited knowledge of female anatomy and a whole lot of wishful thinking. Trust us, we know. (defamer.com)
  • #stupid

    An Australian preacher has a very good reason for pretending he had cancer and lying about it to his own parishioners for over two years—he was addicted to porn, of course! Pornography: Is there anything we can't blame on it? (news.com.au)
  • #coffee

    The sexy coffee craze in the Pacific Northwest has apparently gotten out of hand as "Espresso Gone Wild" is being told to cover up or shut down. (Personally, we think they should be fined for the name.) Won't someone please think of the children health code violations? (azcentral.com)
  • #balls

    Meet Mr. Testis, the mascot of the San Fermin Festival in Pamplona, Spain. (You know, the one where all the people get trampled by wild animals in the streets.) Thanks to some excess baggage he's carrying, however, at least this is one bull you'll be able to outrun. (Click for video.) More »
  • #stupid

    Why No One Cares That Video Games Have Sex In Them

    Some of you may recall that old lawsuit involving the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" and the "Hot Coffee" mod that allowed characters in it to have graphic sex. That's disgusting, of course, so some lawyers filed a class-action lawsuit and forced a settlement that would allow any of the millions of innocent, outraged people who bought the game to come forward and receive justice. So just how many of these folks were outraged enough to do so? 2,676. That's it. More »
  • #hysteria

    Some people want over-the-counter "sexual aids" taken off store shelves because somehow having Horny Goat Weed available at the Pick N' Save turns everyone into whores. How come no one ever does anything about the dastardly influence of beef jerky sticks? (caller.com)
  • #television

    An angry "Swingtown" viewer wants to sue CBS because he used to work at notorious New York City sex palace Plato's Retreat and he totally had an idea for a TV show about swingers, like ... 20 years ago. It's just like that time we said that it would be cool if dinosaurs still existed and then "Jurassic Park" ripped us off! (nypost.com)
  • #tehinternets

    Hillary And Barack Are For Porn (And We're For Bad YouTube Videos)

    The interminable Democratic nominating process is claiming more victims today in Kentucky and Oregon and we've had just about all we can take of delegate counts and exit polls and secret Muslim (or is it Christian?) conspiracies to take over the government—so much so that our only refuge is an ill-conceived YouTube mashup involving the "Avenue Q" Broadway cast recording and a lot of awkwardly posed photos of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. This is what happens when people have too much time and democracy on their hands. More »
  • #nipples

    A crack team of airline security experts forced a woman in Texas to remove her nipple piercings before being allowed to board a flight. Her lawyer says, "The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon," but obviously she's never checked Kate Moss on an ice cold January morning. (news.yahoo.com - thanks Dave)
  • #videogames

    Any dudes who are still smarting over that ball busting video from the other day can work out a little bit of their sympathetic pain with some virtual vagina punching. We promise no vaginas were harmed in the making of this clip. (Click image for video.) More »
  • #censorship

    The FCC wants to fine ABC and its affiliates $1.4 million for broadcasting someone's bare ass on a TV show that went off the air like, five years ago. By the way, butt cheeks are now a "sexual organ," but maybe that just depends on how you use them. (broadcastingcable.com, via Gawker)
  • #hookers

    A reverend in the town of Whitewood, South Dakota (population: 800) wants to change the name of Hooker St., because he thinks it's offensive—even though it was named after Civil War General "Fighting" Joe Hooker and the address is only used by one resident. Which also proves once again that there is nothing better to do in South Dakota. (ap.google.com)
  • #hysteria

    Speaking of tennis, a club pro was recently fired from his new job, because his old job involved owning and designing adult websites (and maybe a little on-camera nudity), which no seemed to care about until an anonymous busybody figured out how to use Google and decided to write a letter. Note to that guy: That movie you saw where the tennis instructor seduces all his married clients ... was just a movie! (azcentral.com)
  • #thewareffort

    Porn In The Military: The War Within The War

    We're not sure if you've heard anything about it or not, but the United States kind of got itself involved in a war recently. A couple hundred thousand (give or take) military personal are currently overseas—many of them directly in a combat zone—and they've got a lot on their minds, what with the bombs and bullets, nevermind the political situation back home that put them there that has also dug a big rift right down the middle of this country. But you know what's even worse than all that? Some of them are looking at porn! More »
  • #stupid

    Remember ladies, fucking your husband isn't just being polite ... it's your duty. But it's also your husband's duty to make sure your vibrator battery is always fully charged, so we suppose that makes everything even. (timesonline.co.uk)
  • #publicnudity

    A Maine restaurant's Skinny Dip promotion—jump into a lake with no clothes on, win a free sandwich—is good, harmless, down home fun, so naturally some spoilsport wants to put a stop to the whole thing. If they can't enjoy themselves, then no one else should be able to either. (ap.org)
  • #tehinternets

    Ron Paul Girl Raises The Level Of Political Discourse

    They used to say all politics is local, but maybe after this election all politics will be poorly-edited online fan videos. First it was Obama Girl, then something about lesbians for Hillary Clinton, and now we've got a chick taking their clothes off for Republican congressman Ron Paul, the one presidential candidate who actually has some bold and original ideas and therefore can't possibly get elected. More »
  • #hoaxes

    A 15-year-old terminally-ill virgin desperately seeking a little tail before the icy hand of death summons him home would be a great story, if only it weren't completely fake. Let's not forget the real virgins struggling to get laid everyday—they deserve our love and support too! (thestranger.com, via theblogblog.net)
  • #tehinternets

    Have you ever heard of this thing called the "World Wide Web, which offers a group of documents that connect to each other by means of uniform resource locators, or URLs, and hyperlinks"? Also, it's filled with porn so it's got that going for it too. (articlesbase.com)
  • #greatmomentsintelevision

    Local Weather Gets A Bit Nipple-y

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  • #strippers

    The dreaded six-foot rule may be on its way to Sarasota, Florida, strip clubs. Why should only guys who are 12 feet tall get to have all the fun? (mysuncoast.com)
  • #travel

    Can you really get thrown off an airplane just for wearing a short skirt and low cut top? If so, all our sexy stewardess fantasies just took a big nose dive. (signonsandiego.com)
  • #thirdgradehumor

    We now present the most misleading URL in the history of the world wide webs. The instruments aren't even rusty, for Pete's sake. (bonezone.org)
  • #winsomelosesome

    A Pennsylvania high school teacher has lost his job after winning a "date" with a pornstar in a radio station contest. We've been on some bad dates before, but never one that had to make us file for unemployment. (pittsburghlive.com)
  • #democracyinaction

    The War On Porn: Your Tax Dollars (Not) At Work

    If you think we have a pretty good job—surfing the internet for porn 19 hours a day—you'd be right. But we recently learned about two retired police officers who are also paid to look at smut online, only instead of blogging about it, they have to decide if the website owners should be prosecuted by the federal government for obscenity. Best of all ... you're paying for it! How does that work, you ask? More »
  • #tehinternets

    Contextual advertising strikes again. Sexual or not, we can't imagine anything more harassing to a co-worker than emoticons. (searchnewz.com)
  • #thirdgradehumor

    We are of the proper age and geographical persuasion to have seen (but not purchased, thankfully) "Big Johnson" t-shirts. But we aren't so mature that we can't get upset at Datehole for not making a customized version for us. (Unlike our siblings, we'll still take the linkbait, though.) (citypaper.com + datehole.com)
  • #thirdgradehumor

    If you enjoy reading outdated academic papers, be sure to read Dr. Wang's ground breaking buttocks study. Geez, can you tell it's Friday? (research.va.gov, via Slashdong)
  • #stupid

    Yes, substitute teaching can be hard, but when you run out of things for the kids to do it's best not to lecture them on your love of oral sex. Save that stuff for the teacher's lounge. (nypost.com)
  • #stupid

    Sex tape distributor for the stars David Hans Schmidt was arrested by the FBI(!) for trying sell Tom Cruise his own stolen wedding photos. (Tom's wedding, not David's.) Perhaps he will finally answer for the crime that was "Screeched". (thesmokinggun.com; more @ Defamer)