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Tres Jolie Uses A Hot Striptease To Exert Their Powers Of Persuasion

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

What with the language barrier and all, we're not really sure what this ad is supposed to be selling. But nevermind that silly detail: whatever it is, we are so buying it. (adsoftheworld.com)

Keep It Clean: Top Ten Sexy Laundry Videos

Kate Kant — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

Nobody likes doing laundry—least of all us. However, if there were ladies like these at our local laundromat, we'd be getting our jeans messy more often (pun most definitely intended). Less complaining, more dancing in panties!

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Screw The Gym – Sexy Laundry Workout (youtube.com)

oops sexy college girl striptease in laundry room (youtube.com)

Sexy laundry room girl (youtube.com)

Sexy Girl Stripping and Dancing in Public Laundry (youtube.com)

Doing The Laundry – Nothing Else To Wear But My Bikini (youtube.com)

Sexy Girl Stripping and Dancing in Laundry Room (youtube.com)

hot mom seducing her daughters friend in the laundry room (youtube.com)

Sexy Woman Do Laundry Funny Commercials (youtube.com)

BABE SMOKING WEED DOING LAUNDRY (youtube.com)

Girl washing dirty panties (youtube.com)

Mandy Morbid Knows How To Shake It

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

With her tiny frame, improbably large breasts, and amazingly beautiful face, Mandy Morbid is the kind of girl who can make you believe in intelligent design (or at least consider the possibility for an extended period of time),

And, because we are lucky, Mandy Morbid is also the kind of girl who likes to take her clothes off in public...and do it for free, to boot. We're currently sighing over her latest striptease video: view a sneak peek here, then go over to Mandy's plethora of porntastic goodness for the rest.

· Mandy Morbid (mandymorbid.com)

Ancilla Tilia Dances Her Way Into Our Hearts (And Brings An Environmental Message With Her)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Once again, we have a video that starts of super sexy...and then, somewhere along the way, goes horribly wrong. Take our advice: enjoy Ancilla Tilia's dance until the weird man shows up. Then just peace out.

Not that we don't appreciate the compelling environmental message...it's just, well, generally we prefer to see our sexy ladies dance without having to watch them get violently murdered and gutted afterwords. You know what we're saying?

· Striptease and slaughter - Commercial [NL] (youtube.com)

Just Add Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Much as we love us some music videos, we often find that they lose our attention after the first thirty seconds. But this video vixen seems to have stumbled upon a recipe for keeping us rapt: just add boobs.

Of course, it helps if the boobs in question are of the large, bouncy type, and if they spend most of the video bouncing around, as well—oh, and some full frontal action definitely helps, too. Um, think anyone at MTV or VH1 would like a presentation on our findings?

· Sheeola 38 F big tits bikini strip tease (xtube.com)

Fleshbot PSI: Who Is This Adorable Amateur?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Good news, everybody! We've fallen in love! Sure, we know we say that just about every other day, but this time is different. This time is today. And today we've found the girl we're totally, probably, maybe going to marry.

There's just one problem, though. We, uh, don't actually know her name. Or where she lives. Or anything about her, really, except that she's adorable and cute and has nice big boobs and likes to take her clothes off (in front of a camera, even). And since we're such good friends, and you know, we've done you a favor or two in the past, we were hoping you could help us out.

So, uh, do you know who this girl is? Can you help us find out where she lives? Or at least help us find more videos with her in them? Cause, you know, that'd be just as good as marrying her (probably better, actually...we're not really the marrying kind).

· Sexy Blonde Takes Her Top Off (boobieblog.com)

High School Teacher Strips For Students

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:30:05 EDT

We spent many hours of our high school days idly wishing that we might one day be granted a glimpse of our most crushworthy teachers' goodies. Alas, we were never so lucky: all our educator Crush Objects kept things firmly under wraps. If only we'd been born a few years later, and in Hungary, we could have been a part of this lucky class of high school students, who wound up treated to a surprise strip show by their hot young teacher. Man, some people just have all the luck.

· Sexy prof strips for students (thesun.co.uk)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "This Picture Is Censored"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:25:00 EDT

This dirty old man would really like to show you some filth. But first, he wants to tell you about it and then maybe provide a history lesson about obscenity laws in the United States from 1921 up to and including 1965. When you're giving a lecture, it's important to provide examples and demonstrations to prove your point. It helps to make your arguments clear and also keeps your audience from falling asleep. Sure, you could just dispense with the talking all together, but then who would get to admire your mustache?

· "Censored" (1965) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

Hot Tail: Your Furry Schoolgirl Striptease Fantasy Finally Comes True

Jonnobot — Mon, 19 May 2008 13:20:15 EDT

Since we spend so much time together, dear reader, we hope it doesn't come as too much of a surprise to learn that we here at Fleshbot can totally read your thoughts and therefore anticipate exactly what you're in the mood to see. For example, while we were enjoying our breakfast of green tea and Fruity Pebbles this morning we heard a little voice telling is that you wanted us to post a video of a crossdressing furry in a schoolgirl uniform stripping to Aphex Twin's "Windowlicker"—and your wish was our command! (OK, so maybe someone slipped something into our Fruity Pebbles, but even if you've somehow caught this before somewhere it's still not the sort of thing you see every day. And if you're freaked out or anything ... well, at least it's still a lot less creepy than the original video. Right?) (found @ fchan.us - thx qDot!)

Cinema Erotique: Movies For A Hotter Tomorrow

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:40:27 EDT

With all the free porn out there, it can sometimes seem like there's no reason to ever pay for it: why should you shell out your hard earned cash for wank material when YouPorn is just a few clicks away? Well for one thing, what free porn possesses in quantity and availability it often lacks in quality. If you find yourself yearning for some porno with production values beyond that of a guy and his webcam, we invite you to check out Cinema Erotique, a site devoted to producing quality, original porn movies with all the fancy trappings of a real movie (Scripts! Lighting! Plots!) and an exclusive cast of gorgeous models (who we've thoughtfully included a photo gallery of) to boot.

Though Cinema Erotique has a smaller library than some other sites we've seen —at present, there's only about 30 movies and 31 shorter striptease clips—the movies themselves are a bit more involved than, say, the latest Bang Bus update. Running about 20 minutes each, the movies run the gamut from girl with toy to girl/girl to girl/boy, with a bit of spanking and bondage thrown in for extra kicks. Don't have 20 minutes to devote to porn? Those striptease clips like the one above can help make the most of your busy, busy schedule.

And if you're in the mood for photos, Cinema Erotique has those too. And for all the nerds out there, there's the "Editing Room," with behind the scenes shots, movie scripts, and soundtracks. (We're not quite sure why you'd want to read the script for "Dial S For Sex" — but hey, to each their own.)

The one downside (and it's a huge downside for many of us here at Fleshbot) is that Cinema Erotique's offerings are only available in Windows Media format. We're not sure where that's acceptable—France, maybe?—but it made us sour a bit on what it otherwise a site well worth checking out ... though not enough to totally dampen our enjoyment of soon-to-be classics like "Internet Bride."

· Cinema Erotique (cinemaerotique.com)

Stripping Stewardesses Make Cockpits Soar

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:32:16 EST

The internets were on the hunt this weekend for a randy ~~stewardess~~ flight attendant caught on videotape showing her crewmates something a little more entertaining than the standard in-flight movie. With nothing much to go on other than a face, The Sun of London was content to make a few bad aviation sex puns and move on, but then a few days passed and up popped video No. 2 of these crazy sky-high antics. We're not really convinced that the same woman stars in both clips, but everyone involved appears to be French and maybe that's just how they do things on that nation's AOM airline. Of course, that might also explain why that airline is now out of business. The moral is that when the captain of your next flight comes over the intercom to tell you it's going to be an uneventful flight, don't believe a word of it.

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· Strip-tease in alta quota (YouTube, via Gridskipper)
· Cockpit Striptease (RedTube)
· Jet pilot | Enjoys hostie's air strip + Saucy French AOM air hostess Stephanie's second strip for pilots (thesun.co.uk)

Word on the street is that CamWithHer.com...

Jonnobot — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:57:02 EST

Word on the street is that CamWithHer.com model Carmen has the hottest rack on the interweb these days. Maybe you should watch her credentials a few times before deciding whether you agree or not? (video @ nussieheaven.com - thanks B.)

Dragstrip Groupies Rev Up Our Engines

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:32:29 EST

Do you ever find yourself longing for a simpler time — a time when breasts were real, pubic hair was full, and bras were pointy? Well, hop in your hotrod and head over to Dragstrip Groupies, a fantastic free site full of sexy video clips from the fifties, sixties, and seventies. We're not really sure where the dragstrip fits in to all of this — we did mention all that full pubic hair, right? — but honestly, we were too distracted by the boobs to care.

· Dragstrip Groupies (prettydirty.net/dragstripgroupies)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "The Weird Lovemakers", 8-Track Porno: Is It Smut Or Is It Memorex?, God Bless Lili St. Cyr!, Betty Weider: Queen Of The Fitness Babes, Sleaze From The 70s: "Malabimba - The Malicious Whore"

God Bless Lili St. Cyr!

Fleshbot — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 13:36:02 EDT

For current audiences raised on a diet of dirtpipe milkshakes and anal creampies, the name Lili St. Cyr is probably best known from a throwaway line in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". But in her day, Lili was every bit as much of a superstar in her field as Jenna and Tera are in theirs (i.e., fashion design and pot smoking, respectively). Author Kelly DiNardo's brand new "Gilded Lili: Lili St. Cyr and the Striptease Mystique" puts the spotlight back on one of burlesque's brightest stars, and chronicles a life that includes six husbands, several obscenity trials, a handful of "art" films, and a successful lingerie line. So if you ever wondered what Janet was going on about ... well, now you know.

· Order: "Gilded Lili: Lili St. Cyr and the Striptease Mystqiue" (Amazon)
· "Top Ten Reasons to Buy Gilded Lili" (Kelly DiNardo's blog @ thecandypitch.blogspot.com; see also YouTube book trailer here)
· Lili St. Cyr (Wikipedia)
· Lili St. Cyr, the queen of Burlesque (bio + galleries @ vivavavoom.com)

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Previously: The Candy Pitch: Burlesque News You Can Use, "Strippers: The Untold History of the Girlie Show", Vintage Pulchritude: The Sexy Of Yore, Ten Striptease Pioneers

There's no actual nudity here, but this...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:35:39 EDT

There's no actual nudity here, but this is still one of the sexiest music video stripteases we've seen in a long time. Maybe those people who say it's best to "leave something to the imagination" are on to something? Ed. note: Nah.) (sound warning: "Astroclub" by Etienne Charry @ yellowhouse.tv)

Meet Australia's wife of the year, who helped...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:00:20 EDT

Meet Australia's wife of the year, who helped cheer up her football fanatic husband before biggest game in his team's history with a naked balloon dance during breakfast. Remember, it's Australian rules football, so they do things a little differently down there. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

Jayne Mansfield went native to teach us...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:40:34 EDT

Jayne Mansfield went native to teach us about "Primitive Love", which was the first production ever to combine the Italian Martin and Lewis (or is it Lewis and Lewis?), stock tribal footage from National Geographic, and a 20-minute striptease into one major motion picture. Yet, somehow no Academy Awards? (trailer @ bedazzled.blogs.com)

Flesh Flicks: Terri Summers Gives You Your Money's Worth

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:39:21 EDT

Since it's an extra-long weekend, we figured we'd give you an extra long video to get you through your last barbecue of the summer. And doesn't that make Terri Summers an appropriate choice? Okay, maybe that's a stretch, but so is her, um ... "athletic" performance in this dildo-enhanced anal extravaganza. You're free to skip past the extended striptease that takes up the first few minutes of this clip, but then you'd just be cheating yourself out of all that bonus nudity. Besides, you've got three whole days to enjoy it—what's the big rush?

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· Terri Summers (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

L'amourvision: The Videos That Go Pow!

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:00:45 EDT

Burlesque bigwig Michelle L'amour has had quite a year, going from a brief gig on a game show nobody watched last summer to the internet's newest multimedia mogul today. She recently started her own video channel on Veoh (which is apparently back in the boobie game) featuring exclusive clips of all her ass-shaking antics. There's showering, old school striptease, pillow fights and the self-made documentary, "Behind the Behind," that chronicles some of her daily adventures. It's like all the Michelle of a regular website, only with 75% more jiggle.

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· Video Channel: L'amourvision (veoh.com, free registration required)

Previously: Meet Michelle L'Amour: The Ass That Goes Pow!