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Last Night On "Californication": Sex, Strippers, And Rick Springfield

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

Everyone went a little wild on last night's "Californication" (especially Rick Springfield). Eva Amurri brought her stripper pals over for a party, boobs got revealed, threeways were had...

But if you didn't have time to watch the whole thirty minutes of goodness, well, we've got a highlights reel for you right here. Consider it the episode's abridged version (all the nakedness in just under three minutes!).

· "Californication" (sho.com)

"Californication" Gets Busy In The Hizzay (Also In The Strip Club)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Eva Amurri may not have disrobed last night—but that doesn't mean that there was a lack of action (or boobs).

Though it may not have lived up to "Dexter"'s exploration of the female orgasm, "Californication" still performed nicely with another trip to the strip club...and even a foray into group sex!

· "Californication" (sho.com)

Let's Get Vertical: Top Ten Pole Dancing Videos

Kate Kant — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Pole dancing isn't just for strippers anymore. There are workout videos, worldwide contests; even strangers on the subway are doing it! And no matter who's working the pole, it's bound to be sexy.

We've got women from all walks of life coming together to do what they love. Remember: anyone can dance, and there's no need to be pole-ite!

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Sexy Pole Dance Girls in NYC Subway (youtube.com)

Pole dance clips in Ibiza (youtube.com)

Leigh Ann Pole Dance "Ready or Not" (youtube.com)

sexy and hot girl doing wet and sexy pole dance (youtube.com)

hot pole dance private show (youtube.com)

Em sexy pole dancing "Scandalous" (youtube.com)

Sexy Pole Dancing Webcam Girl (youtube.com)

Super Sexy Pole Dance! Super HOT, Call the Fireman (youtube.com)

US pole dance championship 2009 Sexy (youtube.com)

Sexy Stripper Pole Dance Wow! (youtube.com)

"X Femmes": Committed To Turning You On

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Due to its Frenchness, much about TV series "X Femmes" has remained a mystery to us: we're not sure what it's about, or when it airs, or who's behind it. But one thing is perfectly clear: it's really fucking hot.

The following clip comes from episode "A ses pieds" ("At his feet"), and features Fanny Krich as a stripper of some sort. We're sure there's a very complex and intellectually stimulating plot to the episode—but for now, we're just going to sit back and enjoy the sexy.

· Video Clip of Fanny Krich from X Femmes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Bella Vendetta Goes (Lesbian Stripper) RomCom

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Somehow, we never pictured Bella Vendetta as the romantic comedy. Who knows why, exactly—maybe it was the tattoos, or the piercings, or the necrofetishism. But with the release of "Black Light," we're reconsidering our preconceived notions.

"Black Light" is the tale of two girls in rural New England who fall in love (and, we hear, have a lot of hot sex). Bella plays one of the girls, and, well, we'll just let you watch the trailer and see for yourself.

· Photo by Autumn Forever

Well, If You Insist: "Undress Me"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We're all professionals here. But just for a second imagine that the person making her living on that stripper pole actually wanted to fuck you. I know it sounds crazy, but that's the premise of "Undress Me."

What makes this movie special is its choice of cast. Faye Reagan, Sochee Mala, Ryder Skye, Jada Fire, and the exquisite Sunny Leone all grind on and off a privately-installed stripper pole for ten minutes or so and then uncoil themselves—still perfectly made up and coiffed—to fuck some Porn Valley stand-in of you.

As we are currently in the slow season of porn production, you can take further delight in the fact that this movie was made one year ago this weekend, so it will be like you're drooling into a veritable time capsule.

So much has happened to these five women in the past twelve months! Some are fucking other men! Some are retired! But at least one is still Jada Fire, thank God.

And does Faye Reagan still follow the instructions on her panties? All we can do is hope.

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Strippers On Strippers (And The Economy)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

It's an old chestnut that sex work is recession-proof: but how much truth is there to that conviction? The Rumpus takes a look at how topless dancers are faring in this economy in their latest feature, Recession Strippers.

A series of stripper-on-stripper interviews (a refreshing change from the more common reporter-on-stripper interviews), Recession Strippers examines the relationship between strippers and stripping, offering perspective on what brings women into the business, what keeps them there, and, of course, how they're effected by changes in the economy. Up first: Laura Jackson, a girl whose been paid thousands of dollars to quit, but just can't give up the dancer's life.

· Recession Strippers 1: The Laura Jackson Experience (therumpus.net)
· Photo by Romy Suskin (romysuskin.com)

Michael Phelps Gets All The Girls

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

A few months ago we met naughty pix model Carolynn "Caz" Pal, then Michael Phelps's girlfriend. Now exotic dancer Theresa is claiming she's had a threeway with the Olympic golden boy.

We'll just admit it: we're kinda jealous. (Aren't you?)

· Star boasted of dope shame as he medalled with my bongs (newsoftheworld.co.uk)
· Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers (Deadspin)

"Theater Sluts": Tampa's Version Of The Tonys

Gram Ponante — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:00:00 EDT

When "Theater Sluts" arrived at Fleshbot West, I naturally assumed some backstage video had been smuggled from Fleshbot High's production of "HMS Pinafore." Alas, this was a cast party I was not invited to.

With all the airbrushed, straight-toothed, couples'-friendly porn out there, it is nice every once in a while - or even thrice in a while - to reach back and remember when porn was raunchy and fun and unsettling.

Well that world still exists, my friends, and it is the City of Tampa.

"Theater Sluts" features Hillsborough County's tannest and most feathered beauties venturing into old-school porno theatres where they meet just the sort of people who frequent porno theatres.

What follows is a spot-lit and vaguely orange grope in the dark with only one woman (19-year-old vixen Jasmine) looking at all porny (though Tampa, according to the Journal of Invented Statistics, has more strippers per square mile than anywhere else in the world) and the rest at the very least looking game.

And the men involved, including host and narrator Dirty D, are neither apologetic nor abashed the way many of their Porn Valley gangbang counterparts are. Their fishbelly white, flabby stomachs are a mark of pride and status, undulating hypnotically as they bounce atop the asses of Floridian strippers.

But lest you think "Theater Sluts" is unredeemably prurient, along comes Cedra who, in the final scene, evokes "The Wizard of Oz."

"Is there anyone here who didn't come on you?" Dirty D asks.

"Nope!" she says, looking around the dim room. "He came on me, he came on me, and he definitely came on me."

· Theater Sluts (theatersluts.com)
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Taking A Trip To The Robot Peep Show

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Giles Walker's pole dancing robots are intended as commentary on our surveillance society—but we prefer to see them as a small taste of adult entertainment for robosexuals.

Indeed, if David Levy's right about all of us eventually shacking up with our robot friends, then this video could, in fact, be a preview of the future of strip clubs. Personally, we prefer exotic dancers of the flesh and blood type, but these robot performers do have their charms.

·http://www.gileswalker.org/gileswalker.org/ROBOTS/Pages/pole_dancers.html#0">Pole Dancers (gileswalker.org, via fluffylychees.blogspot.com)

Jessica Biel Gets Her Rack Out In "Powder Blue"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:00:00 EDT

It seems Jessica Biel got over her jitters and decided to go all the way in her upcoming film, "Powder Blue." Yes, readers, Jessica Biel's actual, factual breasts get exposed in the movie. Hurray!

While your waiting for your copy—or for the footage to wind up on Fleshbot—check out this Access Hollywood video of Jessica practicing her stripper routine. It takes a lot of work to move that sexy, people. And Jessica, we're grateful for each and every hour of practice you put in on our behalf.

· Jessica Biel Nude Scene Confirmed!!! Plus: Stripper Practice Video (egotastic.com)

Great Moments In Strip Club Marketing

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:30:01 EST

Say you're a classy ~~strip joint~~ gentleman's club looking to upgrade your marketing for the new millenium. What do you do? How about making one of those podcasts? That's what the kids are into, right?

We can only assume that that was (more or less) the idea behind "Ask A Stripper Anything?", a web video series produced by Rick's Cabaret. The series, which has been going strong(ish) since mid-August, features Heather—the stripper in question—asking, and answering, questions about anything (though mostly about sex).

Well, if the adult industry wants to survive, it has to embrace new technology, right?

(And no, we don't know why the title ends in a question mark, either.)

· Ask A Stripper Videos (ricks.com)
· Rick's Cabaret (ricks.com)

She's A Private Dancer

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:00:00 EST

You know how the old song goes: she's a private dancer, a dancer for money, she'll do what you want her to do, any old music will do, and so on and so forth. Well, in this case, "any old music" is "weird techno," and "what you want her to do" translates to "give a blowjob." We had no idea those two things would go together so well, but—hey, you learn something new every day, right?

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· Great Blowjob (redtube.com)

"Strippers Gone Wild" Shows Just How Wild Strippers Can Go

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

We've always operated under the assumption that the whole point of the "Girls Gone Wild" franchise was to see girls—ones who are presumably nice, mild-mannered young things in their daily lives—be persuaded to go wild, that half the thrill was in watching the transformation from sweet and demure to wild and willing. That said, we found ourselves somewhat confused by the premise of "Strippers Gone Wild." As women who take their clothes off for money, strippers are, presumably, already "wild" women—do they really have further territory to explore in the world of going wild? Apparently so: the compilation DVD boasts over four hours of action, with nineteen girls at their wildest. We've grabbed a sample clip: after the jump, see what happens when strippers stop being fake and start being real...ly wild.

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· Buy "Strippers Gone Wild" (adameve.com)

The Wall Street banking industry may have...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:30:00 EDT

The Wall Street banking industry may have collapsed in a heap of soiled derivatives, but that won't stop folks from indulging in the little things that make life bearable—like $1,000 lap dances. Gotta keep those economic "fundamentals" strong, you know. (amny.com; thumb via Reality Kings via Ask Jolene)

The media may continue to debate whether...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:25:30 EDT

The media may continue to debate whether topless sunbathing is still in fashion or not, but given that some Las Vegas hotels are having no trouble finding customers willing to pay to watch topless strippers lounge by the pool it looks like there are some places where it will never go out of style. You just can't argue with that kind of economic evidence. (reuters.com)

Aspiring lawyers take note: you may not...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:55:00 EDT

Aspiring lawyers take note: you may not accept lap dances from your clients as a form of payment. However, it is still permissible to settle your legal bills by stuffing singles into your attorney's belt. (chicagotribune.com; legal scholar Danni Ashe via boobsmodels.com via)

Scores is a landmark institution in the...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:35:34 EDT

Scores is a landmark institution in the New York strip club universe, but both locations are in danger of being shut down permanently because of all the, you know ... crime and stuff. How will our city's hedge fund managers blow their expense accounts on overpriced champagne now? (ap.google.com)

Heroic swimmer Michael Phelps once again...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:15:21 EDT

Heroic swimmer Michael Phelps once again demonstrates the famous reach and determination that won him eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympics. Wait until you see his breast stroke. (radaronline.com)

The ACLU is filing a federal lawsuit to...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:30:20 EDT

The ACLU is filing a federal lawsuit to defend the First Amendment rights of a pole dancing instructor. Yes, lap dances are free speech ... and isn't free speech beautiful? (nytimes.com)