Fleshbot: straight, strange

Boobjobs Are So 2008.

auryn — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

Now that we know that the ideal breast size is 34C, Japan has just in time come up with an amazingly easy solution for those less well-rounded.

Continuing its tradition of bringing us things that are simultaneously cute, strange and sexy, Japan is now offering the F-Cup Cookie, which, when eaten (obviously), should assist members of the itty bitty titty committee look more like the feted Elizabeth Hurley or ScarJo. (blogs.villagevoice.com)

Follow The Blinking Nipple

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:30:17 EDT

Many years ago, when we were eager young teens bent on learning everything there was to know about the world, we gamely tried to learn Morse code. And failed. Horribly. Try as we might, we just couldn't get all those dits and dots and doots to stick in our brains. Frustrated, and more than a little embarrassed, we moved on to other, easier pursuits (like, for instance, learning everything there is to know about porn). But now, years later, it seems like our dream of learning Morse code might actually become a reality: we just have to learn it via the aid of a pulsating nipple. If only we'd realized that in our youth! (Instructional video after the jump.)

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· 117 Dits (blip.tv, via indienudes.com)

Testicles: It's What's For Dinner

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:10:13 EDT

We're used to receiving a lot of strange emails, but even we did a double take when we saw the subject "world's first testicle cookbook - aphrodisiac" pop up in our inbox. Yet amazingly enough, the email was for real: Ljubomir Erovic, a Serbian gourmet, has partnered with an online publisher to offer up the world's first testicle cookbook as a multimedia ebook — complete with exciting videos demonstrating proper testicle preparation (and not the kind that Gianna Michaels is known for). And not only are testicles a delicacy (not to mention a delicious pizza topping!); as a testosterone rich food, they're also good for getting "in the mood". Provided you can get over the awkwardness of offering your loved one a delicious slice of testicle pie.

· The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With Balls (book info @ yudu.com)

Richard ChauDavis' "No-Tell Motel": Wish You Were Here!

Fleshbot — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:16:14 EDT

Remember the time you picked up that middle-aged swinger couple in an airport lounge in Dayton and went back to their room at the Ramada, dropped some acid, and spent the rest of the evening having sex all over the polyester comforter on their bed? Well, San Diego photographer Richard ChauDavis has captured the vibe perfectly in his "'Room Service' (Images from the No-Tell Motel)" series, in which various ghostly naked forms disport themselves in an environment that's one part amateur porn photo album, one part "Jacob's Ladder", and wholly disconcerting. (And if by chance you haven't had any experiences involving hallucinogens and middle-aged swinger orgies ... well, now you know what we've been through more times than we're willing to admit. But we'll save our own gory details for another post.)

· Richard ChauDavis' "Room Service" (galleries @ chaudavis.com - via Fluffy Lychees)

Previously: Photos by Peter Franck, Photos by Guy Le Baube, Bad Girls Hotel, Dita @ Motel Fetish