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Hustler Gives Us An (Exclusive! Hardcore!) Look At Sasha Grey In "Star Trek XXX"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Because we're ~~such big nerds~~ totally awesome, our friends at Hustler have sent over this exclusive trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," featuring Sasha Grey and Evan Stone—er, Chandra and Kirk—getting busy.

Not only is it super hot (obviously), it's also got a beat you can dance to! (Or maybe that's just us.)

And because we can never, ever get enough Sasha Grey, we also have this behind the scenes clip of America's Favorite Fuck Junkie on set and in Vulcan makeup.

Don't say we never did nothing for you.

· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)

"This Ain't Star Trek XXX": The Long Awaited Trailer

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:30:01 EDT

At long last, and after a whole month of anticipation, Hustler has released the official trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX." The good news is that the movie looks awesome.

The bad news? We still have to wait a whole two weeks to see the finished product. What gives? We want to see it now! We need to know why, exactly, everyone's eyes are going weird, and what evil plot Khan unleashes... oh, and also we want to see Vulcan Sasha Grey gettin' logical (if you know what we mean).

· This Ain't Star Trek XXX - First Look (hustlerworld.com)

The End Of A Hair-A: Evan Stone Gets Chopped

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:30:01 EDT

When we saw the first snaps from the set of "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," there was one thing that jumped out at us immediately: Evan Stone cut his hair?

Apparently, we weren't the only ones shocked by the sacrifice—Evan himself had to go through a lot of soul searching before he finally went through with it. Hustler, of course, recorded the momentous occasion for posterity: see the end of a hair-a in the video to the left.

· Straight from the set of Hustler Video's: This Ain't Star Trek XXX, Evan Stone cuts his HAIR!!!! (youtube.com)

Sasha Grey Playing A Vulcan In "This Ain't Star Trek XXX"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Cold, cool, logical... we guess that sounds a bit like America's Favorite Fuck Junkie. We've just learned that Chandra, her "This Ain't Star Trek" character, is a Vulcan—anyone know how they feel about throatfucking?

· I'm a Vulcan! (twitter.com)
· Photos: Ear and full costume (twitpic.com)

"This Ain't Star Trek XXX" Beaming Into Living Rooms This Spring

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Yes, Hustler has just announced that, come this spring, they'll be boldly going where so many others have gone before: they're making a (very faithful!) parody porn of the original "Star Trek."

Unfortunately for us, the movie has yet to be cast (let alone shot!), so we can't really tell you anything more (except the release date—May 12, 2009, baby!). But we'll bet dollars to donuts that Jada Fire will be playing Uhura, and that Sulu—if he's actually played by an Asian man—will be a non-sex role. Unless (fingers crossed!) Hustler imports Keni Styles from across the pond. Now that would be awesome.

With any luck, they'll spin this off into a "This Ain't Star Trek: The Next Generation XXX" film... don't you think Roxy DeVille would make a stunning Deanna Troi?

· This Ain't Star Trek XXX (hustlerworld.com)

Too Hardcore For io9: The Vulcan Cum Shot

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:30:01 EST

Yesterday, our friends at io9 decided to take a long, hard look at the history of Star Trek porn (there's a lot!). But there was one clip too hardcore for their tastes.

Thankfully, we have no such qualms about the hardcore (and, more specifically, about jizz). And so it is that we present the following clip from "The Man Eater," which reveals a shocking truth: Vulcans have green semen. Or at least, Vulcans have jizz that leaves the penis white, but magically turns green when it contacts saliva. The universe really is an amazing place.

· To Boldly Go There: A History Of Star Trek Porn, With Clips (io9.com)

XXX Trek: Even The Klingons Are Afraid

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:30:29 EDT

A "Where no porn has gone before!" joke seems like the perfect headline for this post, but then we realized that there might be a reason why some things remain unexplored. Star Trek-inspired porn is, of course, not that novel, but we're a little confused by this odd comic book/sci-fi/porn hybrid: is it some kind of manga, a DVD, a film with with paint by numbers colors scribbled over the participants, or just some bizarre alien technology we've yet to discover? (One thing we do know is that despite whatever you may be thinking, it is not Japanese.) So what exactly will you face if you board the U.S.S. Intercourse? Bad puns, grammatical errors, and a thirst for space travel—but you'll need a tricorder and a valid credit card to figure out the rest.

· XXX Trek (kbeech.com, via candycrash.com)

Leonard Nimoy Boldly Defends Full-Figured Women

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:56:51 EST

Who would have guessed that big beautiful women would find their biggest supporter in ... Leonard Nimoy? Well, our readers probably would, since we've told you before about his nude photography work with the "Full Body Project", but a lot more folks learned about it recently when he stopped by The Colbert Report to debate the free market and the idea that everyone can beautiful. Yes, body image is an important issue for women of all ages, but still ... how cool is Mr. Spock? Clearly, he should have been the one that got to make out with all those alien babes instead of stupid old Kirk.

· The Colbert Report (comedycentral.com)

Star Trek O-Faces: Where Lots Of Men (And Women) Have Come Before

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:20:40 EST

Say what you want about the Star Trek franchise and the people who endlessly obsess over its every detail—the original show and its myriad spinoffs are some of the filthiest television to ever find its way into your family room. Don't believe us? Check out the evidence compiled in the most convincing manner imaginable—a YouTube video! The people and aliens and even androids in that world are constantly getting busy before your very eyes ... and if that's not a utopian vision of the future, we don't know what is.

. . .

· Star Trek Orgasms (YouTube, via flabber.nl)

Previously: "Klingon Sex Manual", Orion Slave Girls, Sexy Trekkies, Naked Klingon Women

Here's a nice collection of all the incredibly...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:24:29 EST

Here's a nice collection of all the incredibly hot (and occasionally green) women who probably made out with Captain Kirk on the original Star Trek series. Now you know why sexually frustrated nerds are so sexually frustrated. (Flickr, via Boing Boing)

The Klingon Sex Manual. Yep, it exists....

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:00:19 EDT

The Klingon Sex Manual. Yep, it exists. So now you can violate the Neutral Zone Treaty without permanently damaging your Prime Directive, if you know what we mean. (spiletta.com)

Leonard Nimoy's Nude Mission

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 14 May 2007 14:30:28 EDT

Like the classic "Betty or Veronica" and "Ginger or Mary Ann" debates, how you answer the question "Kirk or Spock?" says a lot about you as a person. (Either way you're a geek, but bear with us.) Even in retirement their alter-egos carry on the battle of "passion vs. logic," only now they do it in the final frontier of nude photography. While William Shatner chooses to get up close (and maybe a little too personal) with Playboy models, Leonard Nimoy has created a nice second career for himself shooting artistic portraits of women you generally won't find in one of his movies.

We've mentioned his "Full Body Project" before, but (two years later) The New York Times has gotten on board with a thoughtful look at this ongoing work, which is currently featured in galleries across the country and will culminate in a book to be released later this year. Naturally, the discussion focuses on his fascination with large women and the paper discovers that for the most part, people don't seem to mind that much. His message of body acceptance hasn't exactly reached the pages of Vogue, but maybe the fact that people might actually want to see pictures of full-sized naked women isn't so shocking these days, even if some of the kids can't seem to wrap their heads around the idea. Enduring all the fat jokes with a Vulcan-like patience is no problem for Nimoy, who clearly sees his work as more than just a hobby (or a one-time lark, like the old captain.) He's out to change minds, one planet at a time.

· "Girth and Nudity, a Pictorial Mission" (nytimes.com)
· Leonard Nimoy Photography (leonardnimoyphotography.com)

Previously: Nudes by Leonard Nimoy, Leonard Nimoy: Full Body Project, William Shatner Does Playboy