The Bigger The Hoop, The Bigger The Hula

When you think about it, there's no real reason why this should be hot. But damn, it is hot. More »

Fox Sports To World: "zOMG! Nikki Benz Is Hawt!"

In all fairness, if Nikki Benz showed up at our office, flitting around in a French maid outfit, we'd probably lose it, too. More »

Hit Me With Your Best Shot

You Mizushiro (yes-movies.com, via jheat.com)

The 100 Meter Dash...In Bodypaint

Sports uniforms have always seemed a little unnecessary to us. Sure, the different colors help identify who's playing against whom, but all that fabric seems like it just gets in the way of the body's natural movement. More »

The Babes (And Butts) Of Beach Volleyball

For years we've been on the fence about beach volleyball: on the one hand, it happens on a beach, and the players wear bikinis and jump up and down. On the other hand...uh, we can't think of any negatives, actually. More »

Lucy Pinder Knows It's Not Soccer, It's Football.

Like any true Brit, Lucy Pinder will tell you she's modeling (by which we mean "barely wearing") football, not soccer jerseys. More »

LA's Next Top Cheerleader: A Peek Inside The Laker Girl Auditions

The Laker Girl auditions are pretty much what you'd expect: the girls are bubbly, beautiful, and wearing about as much clothing as your average Laker Girl. And in some cases, even less. More »

Football Parody Porn Set To Change The Way You View John Madden

And now for something completely bizarre: X-Play has just announced the upcoming release of "Not Monday Night Football XXX." Well, with all those tight ends going deep, it was bound to happen eventually. More »

Kelly Andrews And Madison Welch Do Wimbeldon

We've been trying to pay attention to the action over at Wimbledon, we swear...but somehow, we just keep finding ourselves distracted by the ball girls. There's just something about them that's got our attention... More »

So That's Why Croquet Is So Popular

The Parker Sisters (alscash.com, via indienudes.com)

Live From Lingerie Football Training Camp!

The Lingerie Bowl may have been cancelled due to some unrepentant nudists—but fear not, the Lingerie Football League is alive and well, and gunning up for the start of their season this September. More »

Topless Girl Makes Cricket Game Vastly More Interesting

If we were to rank all the sports in the world in order of sexiness, we'd probably place cricket way, way down at the bottom (Ultimate Surrender-style wrestling would be at the top). More »

BracketologyXD: When Your Bracketology Needs A Little Something "X"tra

If, like us, you're a fan of Penthouse Pets, and—unlike us—also a fan of sports (and this "March Madness" thing), then check out BracketologyXD, which combines sports voodoo with boobs. Win! (bracketologyxd.com, thumbnail)

This Week In Failed Upskirts: The (Fake) Ballroom Dancing Pussy Exposure

We regret to inform you that the rest of the world still doesn't know what a vagina looks like. First there was Juliana Margulies's "vagina", and now we have this ballroom dancing "crotch slip." More »

Hockey And Sex: Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together

You don't have to tell us twice that hockey is sexy: even if we don't know know the precise location of that "five hole" thing, we know exactly what we'd like to use it for. More »

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Erectile Wardrobe Malfunction Edition

In this weekend's glut of conspicuously consumptive footballery, remember the simple furtive pleasures of grabbing glimpses of panties beneath those Cardinals snowbird muumuus or Steelers blast furnace aprons. More »

Girls, Scantily Clad, Exercising. Nuff Said.

Consider this your moment of zen: four fantastic videos of scantily clad girls exercising. Like you had something better to watch this evening? More »

Lingerie Bowl VI... Cancelled?

It can't be! The most hotly anticipated lingerie sports event of the year—the Lingerie Bowl, of course—has been cancelled. Pay no attention to the website's countdown: there will be no lingerie football extravaganza this year. More »

Sexy Athlete Survives Erotic Wardrobe Malfunction

Sure, ice dancing seems like it's all just glitter and glitz and sailing around on the ice, but it's actually a dangerous sport filled with many hidden perils: broken blades, spilled sequins, wardrobe malfunctions... More »

Fantasy Football Becomes A Reality

Back in the early days of the Lingerie Football League, we daydreamed that the once-a-year halftime extravaganza might one day become a full-fledged sport, with a real season and everything. Well, it seems that someone was listening to our prayers: come September 4, 2009, the LFL will kick off its first full season, with 10 teams across the nation fighting for the chance to play in the Lingerie Bowl. Can't wait until next September? Don't worry—there's always the Lingerie Bowl VI this February. More »

You know what the best part of sportsmania is? Female fans showing their team pride with painted-on jerseys (we knew those Europeans were on to something!). Any Rays fans out there who'd like to take this lady on? (homerderby.com, via Deadspin)

Canadians Promote Obscure Sport Through Strategic Use Of Nudity

The parade of nude fundraiser calendars continues, with the Canadian biathletes doffing their lycra to raise money for (and awareness of) their sport. They've certainly gained some new fans here at Fleshbot. We're totally tuning in to the next biathatron... biathalion... whatever. (boldbeautifulbiathlon.com)

Topless Go-Karting: Like Regular Go-Karting, But Way Better

Proving once again that the "Just add boobs!" formula can improve (almost) anything out there, ZOO Today brings us topless go-karting. Unlike regular go-karting, a boring sport that involves watching two competitors go round and round a track in tiny toy cars, topless go-karting is an exciting sport that involves watching two competitors go round and round a track in tiny toy cars... while topless. It's the little things that make all the difference. More »

The Sex Games Are Coming (And So Are You)

The Olympics may be over and done, but training for the Sex Olympia is just getting started. With the inaugural games scheduled to take place in Queensland, Australia, next August, the organizing committee is currently scanning the globe for international athletes to strut their stuff in such diverse categories as the Sex Pentathlon (successfully execute ten different positions in ten minutes!), Marathon Shag, Sex Aquatics, and the Triple Hump. The event is open to athletes of all persuasions: straights, gays, monogamists, polygamists, MTFs, FTMs, and anyone in between. But don't worry too much if you can't make it out to Australia: we suspect that half the fun is in the training, anyway. More »

Eva Roob: From Soccer To Sex Industry

It's the oldest story in the book: a beautiful young woman, hard up and in need of money, decides to cash in on her youth and beauty and go into the skin trade. Except in this case, the young woman in question isn't a broke college student or a single mom, but Eva Roob, a (now former) professional soccer player. Apparently, the German jizz biz pays better than the German soccer biz—well, at least if you're as hot as Eva Roob (also known as Samira Summer). After the jump, get acquainted with some of Eva's finest work. More »

But What About The Ice Cheerleaders?

The NHL is trying to win back hockey fans and we can't think of a better way to do that than with Ice Girls—sexy babes on skates who clean up the ice during timeouts. There's no way this can't work. (yesbutnobutyes.com)

Forget table tennis. We've found a new sexy sport to obsess over: bikini snowboarding! The temperature might have to drop somewhat before the fun begins, but these girls are somehow managing to keep us warm already. (stuff.co.nz)

1st And Ten, Do It Again

Taking your girlfriend up to the rocks overlooking the football stadium is an excellent cheap date, but just remember that if you can see into the stadium, everyone in the stadium can see you too. (YouTube, via Deadspin) More »

Just days after being introduced to an adoring nation and being thrust head first into the bright glare of the media spotlight, a young woman is being forced to step down due to an untimely pregnancy. Of course, we're speaking of recent Playboy model and tennis star Ashley Harkleroad, who had to drop out of the U.S. Open because of her bun-filled oven. Maybe Playboy needs to do a better job of vetting its cover models? (nypost.com)

The 19th Hole

As the summer draws to a close this weekend, we really only have one regret—we didn't play enough golf this year. Taking a nice stroll on beautiful grass fields and then whacking the shit out of them with a four iron is easily the best way to spend a Sunday afternoon, but what makes it even better is when you have great playing partners to putt around with. Obviously, we're no Tiger Woods or anything, but as long as he's on the sidelines with a bum knee, there's really no limit to how low we can score. We just know we'll get that hole-in-one someday! More »

The Olympics might (finally) be over... but the memory of thousands of hot athletes fucking like bunnies in the Olympic Village lingers on. You'd think that with all that television coverage NBC would have at least recorded some of the action for the rest of us; in the meantime we'll be keeping our fingers crossed for a bootleg "Synchronized Swimmers Gone Wild!" video to turn up before 2012 rolls around. (timesonline.co.uk - thanks VH)

To tell you the truth, we've never been all that into table tennis. (What can we say? We like bigger balls.) But if the International Table Tennis Foundation makes good on their promise to sexy up the uniforms, we might be able to bring ourselves to watch. Think this means there'll be some in-game nip slips too? It's all for the good of the sport, right? (sports.yahoo.com - thanks AJ; thumbnail via 1pantyhose.com via Ask Jolene)

Funny, but we don't seem to remember this all-naked Japanese girl swimming competition during the Olympics this week; maybe it was one of those things that NBC decided to broadcast in the wee hours after we'd gone to bed, along with stuff like trampoline and women's crossbow. We are totally going to have to remember to set our TiVos more carefully when 2012 rolls around. (video @ pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Slate addresses the curious question of why beach volleyball players are always slapping each other on the ass and concludes that it has something to do with every sport having "its own superstitious tics, preening behavior, and weird bits of incidental ceremony". And here we were thinking that it was simply because a lot of beach volleyball players have really nice asses, which just goes to show how little we really know about beach volleyball. (But not nice asses. We do know our nice asses.) (slate.com)

The New York Times finally picks up what we're putting down and wonders why people are so impressed with the bodies of Olympic athletes—and naturally includes a slide show of the bodies of Olympic athletes. Did they really think people tune in for the glory of amateur competition or something? (nytimes.com)

German Olympians Join The Parade Of Naked Athletes

Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news—specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners—some guy won a swim race, maybe?—but they do tell us that the latest German edition of Playboy will have four different collectors covers starring four female athletes currently competing at the Olympics. They are sailor Petra Niemann, canoeist Nicole Reinhardt, judoka Romy Tarangul, and Katharina Scholz, a field hockey star (pictured above) who worries that her fortuitously-timed cover might distract people from all the field hockey, which doesn't really seem possible. Check out her fellow countrywomen below and keep dreaming about all that gold jewelry. More »

The New York Jets will have none of the halftime boobie flashing shenanigans that plagued their stadium last year. That's why they hired Jenn Sterger—a girl whose only claim to fame is shaking her own stuff at Florida State football games—to be their new "gameday host". Yes, from now on, all leering must be done through proper team channels, thank you very much. (nj.com + newyorkjets.com + Deadspin; Jenn's Playboy pics are @ 121s.com.)