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#spoofs
New Sensations Makes Porn Spoof Of "The Office," Time Space Continuum Collapses
Those porno parodies seemed awesome when we were all laughterbating our way through sexed up versions of campy classics from childhood, right? Well, how do you feel about a porn spoof of "The Office"? More » -
#spoofs
"Twilight" Movie Inspires "Twilight" Porn
Romantic vampire film "Twilight" has been out less than three weeks, and already its inspired a porn spoof. Brought to you by the people behind the non-Hustler Sarah Palin porno, "Twilight of Virginity" proves that vampires can still be sexy even when Anna Paquin's breasts aren't involved. (xesenta.com) -
#youarethere
Sneak Peek: "Bree's Big Screw Review"
While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except "Three's Company" [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that's me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of "At The Movies." You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right?
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#dvdwatch
The Porn Parody Machine Marches On
Fueled by the success of such films as "Not The Bradys XXX" (one and two!), "Not Bewitched XXX," "This Ain't The Munsters XXX," and all the rest of of them, the porn parody machine continues to march on. In addition to the recently announced "Dirty Facts of Life" and "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," we'll also be seeing "Not Married With Children XXX" and "Not The Cosby Show XXX," which at least has the redeeming factor of giving work to black porn actors who aren't Jada Fire and Mr. Marcus. -
#video
"Entertainment Tonight" Continues To Probe The World Of Porn
Last night on "Porntertainment Tonight"—er, sorry, "Entertainment Tonight"—the team took a look, hard look at "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX." Porn spoofs! So cutting edge! Frankly, we're torn between wanting to mock ET for its recent infatuation with porn... and kinda being excited that a mainstream TV show is spending so much time talking about porn. Think they'll have us on as a guest expert? -
#video
"Entertainment Tonight" Discovers Porn Spoofs
Did "Entertainment Tonight" just recently discover porn or something? Last week they profiled Lisa Ann and her starmaking turn in "Who's Nailin' Paylin?", this week they're on to the girls of "The Dirty Facts of Life." We're all for seeing pornstars get prime time attention—but what's with ET's newfound love of porn? Clip above. -
#trailers
"Get Smartass" Brings Back The Boob Tube (At Least) Once More
As we've noted before, no one finds a good gimmick and drives it until the wheels rust off quite like certain folks in the porn industry. The flavor of the last year or so is obviously the classic TV sitcom spoof, which finds at least two more incarnations coming your way: Ryder Skye and Penny Flame will soon attempt to settle mankind's most enduring mystery (Ginger or Mary Ann?) in "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," which starts shooting this week—but not before Hustler wraps up "Get Smartass," wherein our brave hero Maxwell Smartass and his busty, er ... trusty sidekick Agent 69 (of course) do battle with the forces of evil. Too bad the latter production wasn't ready in time to beat mainstream Hollywood's "Get Smart" remake to the punch. Maybe when it comes to combing back issues of TV Guide for script ideas, the Porn Valley gang still has a long way to go. (Watch the "Get Smartass" trailer after the jump.) More » -
#pornisoutofideas
It's so obvious that we can't believe we didn't include it in our list of potential TV show porn spoofs—but it doesn't matter anyway because "The Partridge Family" is already taken as a porn movie concept. Don't worry, though—every television show that has ever aired will eventually get the XXX treatment, so your favorite will show up sooner or later. (Though we still have dibs on "Porkin' Mindy".) (avn.com) -
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#polls
Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See
According to its own press releases, X-Play's recent "Brady Bunch" porn parody "Not The Bradys XXX" is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It's already spawned its own sequel—"Not Bewitched XXX" which comes out in September—and there's even been talk of knockoffs of "The Munsters" and (heaven, forbid) "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood." Also, even though "Bewitched" has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of "The Love Boat" and "Three's Company." Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway. More »
