Fleshbot: straight, splashpic

Peaches, Kimberly, And Leah, Oh My!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:30:00 EST

We think it's great that Peaches Geldof, Kimberly Stewart, and Leah Wood all stripped down to their birthday suits for the cover of Tatler. But you know what would be even better? If they'd posed in a slightly more revealing setup. Who's with us on this one? (Photo Source: Splash News)

Vida Guerra Is Our Top Model

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

Lesser models might see a trip to the beach as a time to take a break from all the glitz and glamour of modeling life, a time to rest up, cover up, and just relax. But Vida Guerra is a true professional, one who knows that the best way to protect your assets is to always keep them in use. That's why she's on the beach in a teeny bikini and thong—and that's why she's our Model of the Year.

. . .

· Photo Source: Splash News (splashnews.com)

Welcome Back, Tara (And Your Bikini, Too!)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:00:02 EDT

It's been shockingly long since the last time we saw Tara Reid in a bikini: we were starting to think she'd given up on the sport of bikini endurance to go pursue, like, acting or something. But it seems she's back in the bikini game—and with a shiny new green bikini to help her performance, too.

. . .

· Photo Source: Splash News (splashnews.com)

On The Set Of "Who's Nailin' Paylin?"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 11:30:21 EDT

After the This Is NOT Sarah Palin blowup doll, we were tempted to declare a moratorium on any and all Sarah Palin-themed adult entertainment (because really, how could you top that?). But then we came across these behind the scenes photos from the set of "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" — and who are we to deprive you of an inside look at the most politically relevant porno of the year? After the jump, learn a little bit more about Governor Paylin's foreign policy experience. When Serra's in charge, the Russians are definitely coming.

. . .

· Photo Source: Splash News (splashnews.com)
· Even more behind the scenes content at Hustler World (hustlerworld.com)

"Fashionably Natural" Model Displays Natural Assets

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:30:51 EDT

It seems PETA models aren't the only treehuggers who can't keep their clothes on: a model lost her top last night at the Gen Art/SoyJoy "Fashionably Natural" Fashion Show. We hear it was an accident, but we have our doubts: haven't we all learned by now that boobs are the best way to win people over to a good cause? (Photo credit: Splash News)

Brody Jenner's Mom Has Got It Going On

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:15:27 EDT

Maybe we've had our heads in the sand all summer, but we had no idea that Brody Jenner's mom (that's Linda Thompson to you) was such a MILF. It almost makes us wish we were friends with Brody, so we could go over his house after school and spend some quality time with her ... if you know what we mean. (Why yes, we are watching too much porn and wacky teen coming-of-age comedies. Why do you ask?)

. . .

Ali Larter Struts Her Stuff

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:30:51 EDT

Summer may be drawing to a close, but there's still a few more weeks of Celebrity Bikini Watch to enjoy before we have to start breaking out the parkas and mittens. (Though things might not have to end at all if we turn our attention to the southern hemisphere). Good thing Ali Larter got in under the radar—we'd hate to have missed the chance to spend some time with her. Especially when she's rocking a bikini. Click thumbnail for gallery.

. . .

Nicole Scherzinger Is Always Working It

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:55:49 EDT

Are Nicole Scherzinger and her fellow Pussycat Dolls the hardest working women in show business? After all, they do everything they can to be just as sexy offstage as they are on, and even when they're on vacation they never seem to take a rest. But when you look as good in a bikini as they do, maybe you just don't have a choice.

. . .

· Photo Source: Solarpix/Splash News

Rihanna Shows Us What's Under Her Umbrella

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:25:47 EDT

We know Rihanna made her mark o the pop culture scene with a song about rainy weather... but can you really blame us for being happy that the rain has gone away? Now that the sun's out, Rihanna's come out to play! And man, does she look good in a bikini. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

. . .

Lydia Hearst And The Myla Lingerie Revolution

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:55:23 EDT

Her mother may have wielded some serious weapons in her day, but Lydia Hearst-Shaw has her own way of sending her greetings to the people: she's now the new face for fancy underpants maker Myla. In fact, she does such a good job of extending brand awareness that we haven't been this excited about lingerie since, well, yesterday! (Or at least since Maggie Gyllenhaal got all dolled up in Agent Provocateur. We do have a hard time keeping these things straight sometimes.) Gallery after the jump.

. . .

· Myla (myla.com)

Ashley Tisdale Gives Us A Birthday Present

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:15:31 EDT

Ashley Tisdale celebrated her twenty-third birthday by going to Hawaii and prancing around in a bikini. It's kind of a coincidence, because our birthday wish was to see pictures of Ashley Tisdale prancing around in a bikini! Wasn't that thoughtful of her? (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

. . .

Christina Milian Looks Like A Million Bucks

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:45:26 EDT

We haven't paid attention to singer-songwriter Christina Milian in years — but these bikini photos have definitely renewed our interest in her, uh, oeuvre. It's never too late to get reacquainted right? After all, we hear she has a new album coming out this year! (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

. . .

Alex Curran Reports On Latest Bikini Fashions

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:20:34 EDT

Why hello there, Alex Curran. Are all the Daily Mirror columnists as lovely as you? Between these pictures of you at the pool and the Page Three girls, UK newspapers are actually making us interested in keeping up on current events. Any way we can arrange for a delivery like this every morning? (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

. . .

At The Victoria's Secret Lingerie Parade

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:35:16 EDT

Wait, someone had a lingerie parade and we weren't invited? (See, if someone had put this on our new calendar this wouldn't have happened!) OK, so it would have been a little difficult to get all the way to Melbourne just to watch a bunch of insanely hot Victoria's Secret models walk around in their underwear, but a little notice still would have been nice—after all, we've probably gone through more trouble for less reward at some point in our lives. At least we were able to find these photos of the event, which are almost as good as actually being there. (Humor us, OK?) See for yourself after the jump.

. . .

Laura Vandervoort Has Fun In The Sun

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:55:33 EDT

There's a lot of things to love about the summer: sunny days, trips to the beach, barbecues ... But our absolute favorite part about the season? All the pretty girls prancing around in, well, not much. Why, just the other day we spied "Smallville"'s Laura Vandervoort sunning herself on the beach! It sure is shaping up to be a great summer, even if we haven't watched her show in years. Pictures after the jump.

. . .

Spice Girl Bodies Outlive Their Body Of Work

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 29 May 2008 10:50:00 EDT

We've probably reached the point where we can stop referring to Melanie Brown as "Scary Spice." On the other hand, if she wasn't a member of the inexplicably still popular Spice Girls, no one would have taken pictures of her on the beach and then you wouldn't get to see her post-baby body soaking up the sun. We suppose that technically the group is still together, but we haven't bought any of their CD's ... er, heard their songs on the radio in quite a while. It's not like we're secretly interested in another comeback tour—that'd be silly! Nope, just the cleavage, please!

. . .

Photos: Splash News

Life Ball 2008: Vienna Comes Out To Play

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:47:51 EDT

The fabulous people were out in full force in Vienna this week for the annual Life Ball, a gala of fashion and celebrity that raises money for AIDS charities and gives 40,000 people an excuse to absolutely freaky in the town square. This year's ball included an Agent Provocateur fashion show, but as the tiny and kinky as those outfits, the have to take a back seat to what most of the guests are wearing. A gallery of our favorite costumes—such as they are; is "naked" even a costume?—can be found below.

Photos by: Leopold Neklula / Viennareport / Splash News

· Oh, Vienna! - the Life Ball (scotsman.com)
· Scenes from Vienna's Life Ball (more photos @ smh.com.au)

Angelina Jolie Gives Us A Glimpse Of Her Cannes

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Angelina Jolie spent last week at the Cannes Film Festival promoting her latest project—the twins growing inside her belly. (Rumor has it, she's giving birth to a talking panda bear.) While in France, she also found some time to inadvertently promote something else: Angelina should know by now that she can't pick her nose without some eager paparazzo getting a photo of it, but that didn't deter her from changing her shirt on an open air balcony and giving the world a brief telescopic shot of her boobs. Perhaps the pregnancy made them easier to see? Or perhaps at this point in her career and life, she just doesn't care. We've all basically memorized what she looks like naked and out of all the things that get published about her and her growing brood each day, a grainy nipple shot is sort of a drop in the bucket. A little pink drop on a nice round bucket ...

. . .

· Photos via Splash News
· See also: "From heroin to heroine | Angelina Jolie in drug den video" (thesun.co.uk)

Give Her A Hand

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:28:26 EDT

Just the thought of watching "The Hills" has the same effect on us that watching one of those flashy Japanese cartoons has on epileptic kids, but we're warming up to the idea of watching a show about Audrina Patridge walking around in a bikini. At least one person with a hand agrees. (Click the image for a gallery.)

. . .

Photo: Splash News