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"Capadocia" Reveals More Topless Secrets Of Women's Prison

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Last month, we took a hard-hitting, breast-filled look at HBO Latino's "Capadocia" (the Latina "Oz," we're told). Today we've received a second ration of Latina prison boobs—and it's offered up some very interesting insights about women's prisons.

For instance: did you know that the women in these facilities have access to life-drawing classes? We suppose it makes sense on some level, what with the rehabilitating nature of the arts and all. Then again...what?

· Cristina Umana from Capadocia (upcomingnudescenes.net)

"Capadocia": HBO Nudity With A Little Latin Flavor

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

HBO Latino's "Capadocia" is reportedly a Spanish-speaking, female-filled version of "Oz." Given everything we know about women in prison (which, by the way, we learned from this), it only makes sense that this show would be chock full of nudity.

We don't know if HBO Latino has a tagline (and if we did know, we wouldn't understand it)—but if you ask us, they should take this on as a new one: "Boobs. They're not just for English HBO anymore." Google's translator informs us that, in Spanish, that's "Tetas. No son sólo para Inglés HBO ya."

· "Capadocia" (hbolatino.com)
· Video Clip of Dolores Paradis from Capadocia (upcomingnudescenes.net)

The Diary Of Mika, Webcomic Pornstar

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 26 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Though we would probably appreciate "Diario de una Pornostar" even more if we actually understood Spanish, this is definitely one web comic that can get by on pictures alone. (diariodeunapornostar.com, via unscathedcorpse.blogspot.com)

Foreign Exchange: Top Ten Sex Abroad Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

Before Tuesday's election made every in America peachy keen once again, we were toying with the idea of going expat. After eight years of a Bush presidency, we just couldn't stand the thought of yet another Republican in the White House—and there's a lot to be said for living abroad. We've always wanted to immerse ourselves in a foreign culture, and learn more about foreign ways... especially when it comes to the foreign ways of loving. As the videos below demonstrate, there's a lot we can learn from our friends from abroad. And actually... well, maybe we'll still go expat for a bit, anyway. Obama's not going to be president for another two and a half months anyway, right?

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Tourist woman sucking Jamaican boy (redtube.com)

Country girl wants American cock (redtube.com)

Steffi fucking an Aussie and his pal (redtube.com)

The foreign exchange student (pornhub.com)

Indian girl has sex with foreigner (redtube.com)

Nautica Thorn teaches the American way of fucking (pornhub.com)

Rebeca Linares wants big American cock (pornhub.com)

French Pamela (youporn.com)

Paola Rey - South American Pie (pornkolt.com)

Anita Blond learning English (redtube.com)

Even with the subtitles, we're having a...

Jonnobot — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:19:39 EST

Even with the subtitles, we're having a hard time figuring out why exactly Penelope Cruz and her sister start making out with each other at around the four minute and twenty second mark in the video for their brother's new single. (Unless they're trying to tell us that dubbing porn films into Spanish for a living is the sort of thing that automatically leads to incest ... but you'll have to sit through the other four minutes and nineteen seconds of the video to figure that out for yourself.)

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· Eduardo Cruz "Cosas Que Contar" directors cut (YouTube, via toxicmagazine.com)

Porn Of The Moment: Mi Culo, Su Culo

Gram Ponante — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:35:35 EST

Even as we rejoice that a word like w00t can come into its own, we are saddened that there is no word for "azz" in Spanish. Hence the need for translation of John E. Depth's latest buttockulous title "Que Culo Grande!"

"I fought with the studio to give the audience credit to figure out the Espanol by themselves," director/star Depth did not say when we didn't interview him, "but they decided to do the safe thing. At least Fleshbot readers know a big ass when they see one."

· Juicy Entertainment (xxxjuicy.com)
· Buy "Que Culo Grande (What a Big Ass)" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive

Deep Inside Nena Blue

Fleshbot — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:19:43 EDT

Speaking of press releases this morning, we seem to have missed the one telling us about the newish erotic photography emporium Nena Blue (no relation to Violet, as far as we know), which has been popping up on several of our favorite blogs and other places we go to scope out sexy content this week. And with good reason, too: the subscription-based site (with a generous free preview area) showcases erotic work by dozens of photographers from all over the world, with a particular emphasis on the surreal, the baroque, and the symbolic. So what if some of their English language content is imperfectly translated, or if their blog isn't translated at all, or if some of their pages don't display properly in Safari (though other browsers seem to work fine)? With a collection of photos this hot to sift through, it's not like we'd be paying much attention to the text or layout anyway.

· Nena Blue (preview galleries @ nenablue.com, via lovechess.nl, Fluffy Lychees, et al.)
· Thumbnail by jean Paul Four

Argentinian hottie Rocio Guirao Diaz doesn't...

Fleshbot — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:18:05 EDT

Argentinian hottie Rocio Guirao Diaz doesn't exactly have a name that slips off the tongue, but we're sure you'll have no problems remembering who she is after seeing these photos of her in the new issue of Spanish-language lad mag Gente. As well as wishing she was slipping off your tounge. (dailypoa.com)

Fetichismo.tv: Because Masuimi Max Is Hot In Any Language

Fleshbot — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:28:08 EDT

If we spun off all the fetish-flavored and altporn posts on Fleshbot and transported them to a Spanish-language universe, the result might look a lot like Fetichismo.tv, a blog which proudly features "material de temática sexual" by way of all the categories we've come to know and love: fetish, BDSM, latex, pinups, burlesque and sexy videos. There are a lot of familiar faces and boobs and tattoos on display here, especially since many of our homegrown alt stars seem to have garnered quite a following on the other side of the Atlantic (USA! USA!). Given our crappy foreign language skills, we can't vouch for whether the commentary which accompanies all that pierced, tattooed, and latexed flesh is as trenchant and pithy as the sort you'll find around here (ahem) ... but since pictures are worth at least a thousand words you probably won't miss much even if you just click through all the tasty delights on display without actually reading anything. (And even if you think that "vidas alternativas" is something you'd find on the side order menu at Chili's.)

· Fetichismo.tv: Fetichismo y Estilos de Vida Alternativos (fetichismo.tv)
· Thumbnail star: Masuimi Max (iamtrouble.com)

Erika Lust's Cinco Historias: Porno Para Ellas

Fleshbot — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:18:04 EDT

We still have the entire Fleshbot Research and Development Team trying to figure out exactly what it is that makes this whole "porn for women" concept specific to a non-penis-bearing audience, but in the meantime we submit directrix Erica Lust's latest hardcore opus for your inspection. While the new website for the vignettes which comprise "Cinco Historias"—previewed here last December and now available on DVD—makes it look more like a high-gloss Spice Channel production than something you'd see on Lifetime, you don't have to be a woman to appreciate the attractive cast, deliciously spanked bottoms, naked subway car pole dances, and hot bisex action. Maybe "porn for people who are allergic to dirt pipe milkshakes regardless of gender" would be a more accurate marketing strategy? (And how do you say "dirt pipe milkshake" in Spanish anyway?)

· Cinco Historias: Porno moderno, femenino y feminista dirigido por Erika Lust (cincohistorias.com)

Previously: Preview: New Porn by Erika Lust, Lust Films' "The Good Girl", Porn For Women: We Know You're Out There

SexLog de Soletina: When Sexy Worlds Collide

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:55:27 EDT

Reading comprehension isn't as big a factor in this job as you might think, since most of the sites we look at and write about each day don't place a big premium on words. That's why even when those words are unintelligible to us English-only readers, we try not to let it slow us down too much. All the words on SexLog de Soletina, for example, are in Spanish, but we somehow keep lingering anyway. Perhaps it has something to do with the filthy hentai and other hardcore drawings that decorate every post. Bi-lingual (or very patient) readers will have a lot of fun at this site—it is a sex blog after all—but even casual window shoppers have to appreciate the multicultural value of a Spanish-language blog that is mostly illustrated by sexy Japanese art. If only the members of the United Nations got along this well.

· SexLog de Soletina (soletina.zoomblog.com; English robot translation, via altavista.com)

Previously: Animation by Mariola Brillowski: "House Of National Dog", How To: Search For Hot Japanese Porn, Part One, Azotador: Spanish Spanking Blog, Fundoshi Fever, Site de Cul