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Evan Stone... On South Park?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:30:00 EST

It's been a crazy day, full of Super Bowl penises and strange revelations. But there's one thing that's still stuck in our heads: Evan Stone was on an episode of South Park?

Yes, kids, yes he was: and because we're dedicated porn fiends, we've gone and dug up the clip for you. In "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" (original airdate: November 13, 2002), Evan Stone appeared—briefly—in the hottest, most depraved porn ever made; a porn that would rip the town of South Park apart. Sort of.

· The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (southparkstudios.com)

"South Park" Reminds Us That A World Without Internet Porn Is No World At All

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:20:05 EDT

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and there was ... no internet? Last night's episode of South Park imagined what that nightmarish hellscape would look like and it isn't pretty. Who would bring you your Japanese tentacle porn and trans lube boys if you didn't have good ol' Fleshbot to fap around with anymore? Did you ever think about that?

· South Park Studios (southparkstudios.com)

Lisa Daniels: Heavy Metal, Major Boobage

Gram Ponante — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:07:59 EDT

Bogota's own Lisa Daniels was somehow shoehorned into two dimensions for a "South Park" episode this week in which she appeared to an hallucinating Kenny after he'd huffed cat urine. The episode, "Major Boobage," is a takeoff on 1981's animated (Blue Oyster) cult classic "Heavy Metal," As one character says in the episode, "You never really get to see her tits," but — like Tera Patrick in "Aqua Teen Hunger Force", we have to be happy for the mainstream crossover. Clip after the jump.

· Lisa Daniels (lisaadaniels.com)
· Watch "Major Boobage" (southparkstudios.com)