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    Mr.Gawn: ya know.. ive never thought of that XXXmas pun... i do think its funny to say "Planet XXX" but the Ho thing, since Ludacris, WAY over done more »
    cand86: What a pretty dress. Pretty girl in general, actually. more »
    Dethzilla: I like how you guys say that like she's not already in the sexy club. Holy shiznit. more »
    countz3r0: damn on the Starz site they describe Lawless' character as "sexually voracious". methinks that = lots of xena nudity. FTW. more »
    Brian47: She is always such a cutie, I am glad I got to meet and chat with her this year at Erotica LA! more »
    offred: While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-... more »
    Sven.T.Sexgore: Yep either the gusset of the pantyhose or panties. Either that or she has verrry interesting labia. more »
    Badmofo: Downloadlinks for the videos would be nice. And not just because they are not playing properly. more »
    bmonkey: Portrait of japanese go-go dancer, after work... more »
    bmonkey: I imagine Santa might be reluctant to leave Aria underneath anyone's tree, but his own. more »
    FrancesTheMute: I agree, those look like panties to me more »
    whosthatpussy: Is it too late to add this to my Christmas list? lol more »
    whosthatpussy: That's the kind of scary movie I might actually enjoy watching! more »
    MalzyWheels: Love stockings like that... more »
    MalzyWheels: I say panties: what I see doesn't seem to be following any curvatures, and I think lady parts would. more »
    Rodrigo Lupatini: This is a hot girl of a TV program here in Brazil. Brazilian woman is very hot. Look at that beautiful ass she has. And his friends too. [www.yo... more »
    inverts: And here I thought the Marilyn Monroe Redux was her "topless swan song" according to her publicist. I'm not exactly complaining, but I still prefer th... more »
    FrankN.Stein: my favorite things as well - and that is a very good film about both of them indeed. more »
    heterophobic: Second only to Kelly Brook in the hot busty actress category. Never knew this existed. Thanks! more »
    heterophobic: Why does the guy have to be old and ugly? /sigh more »
  • #sortofnewfaces

    Jean Laconia's Third Time

    By now you know the premium placed on novelty in the porn industry, and nothing is more beautiful (at least in terms of a QuickBooks entry) than the first time a starlet is captured in flagrante on camera. And though we have found that young Jean Laconia told three separate directors on three different days that the scene she shot for them was her first, we realized that we don't care; Let her say that. Maybe it's her thing. Maybe the next big fetish will be Girls Who Say It's Their First Time But It Really Isn't. We'd watch Jean Laconia restock our Sparkletts cups. More »