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Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard In Nuts' "Naughty Issue"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Really, Nuts: is a "Naughty Issue" necessary? It's not as if all the other issues were about tea parties and volunteer work with the elderly. (Not that we're complaining!)

Nonetheless, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, and a slew of other Brit babes do their best to behave badly with their boobs out, and talk about all the dirty, wicked sexual acts they've engaged in. Scandalous!

· Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard Are Like Damn (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Only The Best In Breasts: Sophie Howard

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Does Sophie Howard have the best breasts in Britain? Well, they are pretty nice...but we're going to have to do a bit more, ahem, research before we declare them the best.

Can Nuts get all the rest of the ladies of Britain to take off their tops, too?

· Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women.

Isn't there still time for sexy pictures? We've still got November and December to look forward to, but it's possible the babes get the holidays off. How will we survive the cold months ahead? Who will provide Sexy Thanksgiving Photos? What about the Topless Dreidel Contest we were planning for Hanukah?

Thanks a lot, Nuts.

Photos via Daily Pieces of Ass (dailypoa.com)

Leah Francis (dailypoa.com)
Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Emma Glover (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Kitty Lea (dailypoa.com)
Lindsey Strutt (dailypoa.com)
Lucy Pinder (dailypoa.com)
Peta Todd (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

Summer's At An End...But Topless Sophie Howard Is Forever

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

The summer weather will soon be but a distant memory—but at least we can still enjoy this video of Sophie Howard, sunning herself as god intended. Come winter, we know how we'll be keeping warm...

· Sophie Howard: Topless Fun In The Sun (boobieblog.com)

Sophie Howard's Topless House Cleaning Service

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Look, there's no use denying it: your windows are an atrocious mess. Just atrocious. We know you think no one notices...but trust us, they do. But don't go hanging your head in shame...cause we have a solution that'll leave you smiling.

Yes, Sophie Howard's Topless House Cleaning Service will get your windows sparkling, your floors shining, and your pants...well, let's not talk about your pants. Don't believe us? Just watch the master at work. We're sure you'll be ready to sign up for her services in no time.

· Sophie Howard Washing Windows (boobieblog.com)

Nuts Shocks Us All With More Naked Babes

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

In a wholly unexpected move, the editors of Nuts decided to jampack their latest issue full of hot naked totty. We know, we're just as shocked as you are. What next...girls touching each other?

Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)

Loaded Turns 15... And Celebrates With Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:00:00 EDT

It's hard to believe, but Loaded has been around for fifteen whole years. To celebrate, they've recreated a few of their favorite covers, using modern day babes Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, and Danni Wells.

Well, with modern babes and more boobs, actually. A lot more boobs. Anyone know why they didn't do the original covers like this? They would have sold twice as many copies! At least.

· Sophie Howard, Danni Wells, & Rosie Jones Topless In Loaded (see more @ dailpoa.com)

Twice The Sophie, Twice The Fapping

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

It's A Good Old Fashioned Boob-Off!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

There are two things in this world that we can never get enough of: boobs and voting. Lucky for us, Nuts Magazine has combined our two loves with their "Best Boobs of Britain" poll.

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Who will win? Will it be current frontrunner Rosie Jones? The mysterious—yeah strangely familiar—"Kitty Leah"? Samantha Kellett? The choice, dear reader, is in your hands. Vote now: the fate of the free world('s boobs) hangs in the balance.

· Simply the Best: Big Boob Babes (nuts.co.uk)

Sophie Likes To Rock Out With Her Rack Out

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:45:00 EST

Sophie Howard (bigboobsalert.com)

2009's 100 Sexiest Women (And 2009's 200 Sexiest Boobs)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 14:30:01 EST

It's barely a week into March, and Nuts is already making a list of the 100 Sexiest Women of 2009 (do they have a crystal ball or something?).

Not that we can really complain about a list of 100 gorgeous, scantily-clad women—whatever the reason for publishing it. Meet (or get reacquainted with) a few of our favorites below.

Nuts Magazine 100 Sexiest Topless Babes Of 2009 (full list @ dailypoa.com)

Nuts Babes Share "True" Sex Confessions

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

Astute lad mag readers should be well aware that the "interviews" contained within those boob-filled pages are usually about as factual as a Playboy Bunny's bio. But this latest issue has us wanting to believe.

Sure, we know it was probably dreamed up by some sex-starved copyeditor, but we just can't stop thinking about Sophie Howard dressed up like a nun, pinned against a wall, and having her way with a bunch of sexy Nuts girls. And don't even get us started on the antics of some of her friends...

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· Sophie Howard Presents Sex Confessions (boobieblog.com)

Sophie Howard Gives Nuts The Best Present Of All

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:30:01 EST

We're pretty jealous of the sweet, delicious present Sophie Howard baked up for Nuts's fifth birthday celebration—and look, she even went and made them a cake, too! What a gal!

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Sophie Howard Topless Baking A Cake For NUTS (dailypoa.com)

Nuts's Sexiest Babes: There Can Only Be One... Hundred.

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:30:01 EST

Sure, Lucy Pinder is the Sexiest Nuts Babe Of All—but who was her competition? The other 99 Sexiest Nuts Babes Ever, of course.

· Nuts Magazine’s 100 Sexiest Nuts Babes Ever - 01/09 (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard + American Apparel + Boobs = A Winning Combination

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

It looks like American Apparel has tapped another superstar from the naked girl industry to model their wares: Sophie Howard!

Wait, no, actually... upon further inspection, it seems that this is not an American Apparel ad at all, but some promo for Nuts. But maybe AA should take note—Sophie looks rather fetching dolled up in their clothes (and, uh, topless).

· Sophie Howard Topless & Stockings For Nuts (dailypoa.com)

It's A Very Naked Christmas At Nuts

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:30:10 EST

Christmas is only fifteen days away, and we know exactly what we want this year: lots of naked babes!

Thankfully, Santa—or at least Nuts—is more than happy to oblige. Join Danielle, Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, and Rosie as they teach us all the true meaning of Christmas. Who needs a Red Ryder BB gun when the babes are on the loose?

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· Danielle Lloyd and Friends Naked For Christmas For NUTS (dailypoa.com)

Welcoming The Winter With Sophie And Rosie

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Now that Thanksgiving has run its course, and December is upon us, the holiday season has finally begun. And you know what that means—it's time for babes to get nude in vaguely holiday-themed settings. Thankfully, Sophie Howard and Rosie Jones are only too happy to oblige, cavorting naked in the snow and making their very own snowman. The girls seem to be a little confused about snow anatomy, though—silly babes, that's not where a nose goes!

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· Sophie Howard & Rosie Jones Topless in Loaded 01/09 (dailypoa.com)

The Sexiest Moments Of 2008—Or At Least Its First Eleven Months

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

It's only the end of November, but Sophie Howard has already announced the 50 Sexiest Moments Of 2008. Perhaps she can see into the future and knows December will just be a snooze? We always knew her boobs were pretty magic—have they actually endowed her with psychic abilities? Check below for Sophie's picks for 2008. We'll have to see if December proves her wrong.

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· Sophie Howard and the 50 Sexiest Moments of '08 (dailypoa.com)

This Week In Lad Mags

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:45:00 EDT

Sophie Howard and Nuts bring you 100 big breasted babes. That's like, almost 200 boobs! (dailypoa.com)

These photos are allegedly "outtakes" from...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:40:00 EDT

These photos are allegedly "outtakes" from a topless shoot starring Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard. That doesn't make sense though, because why would anyone throw out anything that involved Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard topless? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)