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Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs
It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women. More »
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#babes
Summer's At An End...But Topless Sophie Howard Is Forever
The summer weather will soon be but a distant memory—but at least we can still enjoy this video of Sophie Howard, sunning herself as god intended. Come winter, we know how we'll be keeping warm... More » -
#babes
Sophie Howard's Topless House Cleaning Service
Look, there's no use denying it: your windows are an atrocious mess. Just atrocious. We know you think no one notices...but trust us, they do. But don't go hanging your head in shame...cause we have a solution that'll leave you smiling. More » -
#babes
Nuts Shocks Us All With More Naked Babes
In a wholly unexpected move, the editors of Nuts decided to jampack their latest issue full of hot naked totty. We know, we're just as shocked as you are. What next...girls touching each other? More »
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#nostalgia
Loaded Turns 15... And Celebrates With Boobs
It's hard to believe, but Loaded has been around for fifteen whole years. To celebrate, they've recreated a few of their favorite covers, using modern day babes Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, and Danni Wells. More »
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#babes
It's A Good Old Fashioned Boob-Off!
There are two things in this world that we can never get enough of: boobs and voting. Lucky for us, Nuts Magazine has combined our two loves with their "Best Boobs of Britain" poll. More »
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#babes
2009's 100 Sexiest Women (And 2009's 200 Sexiest Boobs)
It's barely a week into March, and Nuts is already making a list of the 100 Sexiest Women of 2009 (do they have a crystal ball or something?). More »
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#thisweekinladmags
Nuts Babes Share "True" Sex Confessions
Astute lad mag readers should be well aware that the "interviews" contained within those boob-filled pages are usually about as factual as a Playboy Bunny's bio. But this latest issue has us wanting to believe. More » -
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Sophie Howard Gives Nuts The Best Present Of All
We're pretty jealous of the sweet, delicious present Sophie Howard baked up for Nuts's fifth birthday celebration—and look, she even went and made them a cake, too! What a gal!
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Nuts's Sexiest Babes: There Can Only Be One... Hundred.
Sure, Lucy Pinder is the Sexiest Nuts Babe Of All—but who was her competition? The other 99 Sexiest Nuts Babes Ever, of course. More »
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#thisweekinladmags
It's A Very Naked Christmas At Nuts
Christmas is only fifteen days away, and we know exactly what we want this year: lots of naked babes! More » -
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Welcoming The Winter With Sophie And Rosie
Now that Thanksgiving has run its course, and December is upon us, the holiday season has finally begun. And you know what that means—it's time for babes to get nude in vaguely holiday-themed settings. Thankfully, Sophie Howard and Rosie Jones are only too happy to oblige, cavorting naked in the snow and making their very own snowman. The girls seem to be a little confused about snow anatomy, though—silly babes, that's not where a nose goes! More » -
#thisweekinladmags
The Sexiest Moments Of 2008—Or At Least Its First Eleven Months
It's only the end of November, but Sophie Howard has already announced the 50 Sexiest Moments Of 2008. Perhaps she can see into the future and knows December will just be a snooze? We always knew her boobs were pretty magic—have they actually endowed her with psychic abilities? Check below for Sophie's picks for 2008. We'll have to see if December proves her wrong. More » -
#sophiehoward
Sophie Howard and Nuts bring you 100 big breasted babes. That's like, almost 200 boobs! (dailypoa.com)
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#lucypinder
These photos are allegedly "outtakes" from a topless shoot starring Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard. That doesn't make sense though, because why would anyone throw out anything that involved Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard topless? (sexypix.thumblogger.com) -
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Lucy Pinder And Sophie Howard: Together Again For The First Time
You didn't think that Nuts would publish an issue that had pictures of Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard together and topless for the first time and we wouldn't mention it, did you? This is one of those times when being predictable is a good thing. (dailypoa.com) -
#thisweekinladmags
Nuts Cover Girls: Getting The Babes Back Together
If you like Nuts magazine, but don't like, you know ... magazines, then we have the solution for you: instead of running down to the newsstand or mailbox every week to see if your favorite model has made the cover of your favorite lad mag, you can just visit their new Cover Girls website where all the most popular girls are ready and waiting for your sticky-fingered perisal. You'll find photo and video galleries for all the chirpiest birds including Lucy Pinder, Sophie Howard, Eva Wyrwal, Lindsey Strutt and other usual suspects—with absolutely no dangerous staples or paper cuts to worry about! Convenience, simplicity and lots and lots of boobs. That's internet efficiency at its best. More » -
#thisweekinladmags
Beach Blanket Bingo With Sophie Howard And Eva Wyrwal
We've complained about this before, but ... when the heck is summer going to start? Every time we think that the sunny days are finally here to stay, some stupid cold front moves through and we're bundled up under the covers. Nuts apparently feels our pain this week, because they've brought us a true taste of why we're so impatient for summer to get here: hot chicks on the beach. And they even went above and beyond their call of duty by bringing two of our favorite crush objects (and their wet, tanned and naked breasts) together at last. Just knowing that Sophie Howard and Eva Wyrwal are BBFFL (= Best Beach Friends For Life) makes us feel as warm as if we were lounging in the hot sun and sand with them right now! Which we're not. Why couldn't they build the internet closer to the ocean? More » -
#thisweekinladmags
This week's Nuts magazine is billed as the "Nude Issue." As soon as we figure out how that makes it any different from every other issue of Nuts, we'll be sure to let you know. (dailypoa.com) -
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This Week In Lad Mags
Brave boys (and girls) who babble at bountiful breasts should buy Nuts' Bumper Book of Busty Babes. It's a beautiful bevy of bountiful British birds! Bonus: learn how Eva "Iga" Wyrwal has yet another name hidden somewhere in her cleavage! We'll get this thing sorted out eventually. (dailypoa.com) -
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We can't think of a better thing to wake up to on a Friday morning than two of our favorite British babes — Sophie Howard and Kitty Lea — enjoying a moment together in bed. This weekend arrived just at the right time, didn't it? (dailypoa.com) -
#photography
Steve Neaves Has A Better Job Than You Do, Too
Being (relatively) content in our current employment situation, we don't say things like this very often ... but we totally want Steve Neaves' job. Even if we generally prefer to look at pictures instead of taking them, this fashion/advertising photographer has a way of making whatever scene he's looking at feel like the place to be: bright vivid colors and funky backdrops make his images pop off the computer screen. And they're are also filled with incredibly hot, scantily clad babes — look around a bit and you'll find the likes of Sophie Howard, Vikki Blows, Lucy Pinder, Emily Scott and other UK lad mag favorites in his online portfolio. Actually, that might have something to do with our camera envy. Getting the chance to hang with beautiful models like that at your day job would make anyone question their career choices. More » -
#babes
Is Bizarre Twist, Sophie Howard Crushes On You
If you're still wondering what Sophie Howard did to earn a coveted spot on our Crush Object of the Year list, the answer is simple—she threatened to smash us under the palm of her hand. You see, while we've been busy drooling over our back issues of Nuts and Zoo Weekly, Sophie has been regularly loaning out her services to Bizarre, turning what we thought was a one-off fetish shoot into a series of, well ... bizarre photos. Giantess, kidnapping, electrification—name and she'll create a reasonable facsimile of it for your ogling pleasure. Maybe it isn't your fetish (or hard enough to satisfy your kink) but surely a video of her playing with live jumper cables has got to count for something. Otherwise, 2008 is going to be a long year ... More » -
#babes
We're not surprised that Sophie Howard, Michelle Marsh, and the ubiquitous Lucy Pinder have earned their respective months in the UK's Hottest Babes 2008 calendar; we are surprised that all of them are keeping their boobs under wraps for it. Let's hope this doesn't mean we're in for a return to modesty next year—with all the progress we've made over the last twelve months, it would be a shame to start regressing at this point. (dailypoa.com) -
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Sophie Howard Makes Our Year Complete
We know you're all probably sick of us droning on and on about calendars and how they're such a vital source of hot babe nudity, but now, just days before we turn the final page on 2007, we've found the one calendar we had to have even if we didn't know we needed it. Of course, at this point you're probably sick of us talking about Sophie Howard too, but the girl is becoming a inescapable force of nature and even though we hate to play favorites, her January-December romance may be the hottest one we've seen yet. We guarantee* that this will be the last post about Sophie or calendars until the month is out, but at least you'll have something special to hold on too when the balls drop. More » -
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Sophie Howard Is Just Messing With Our Heads Now
It's always a delight to wake up in the morning and and find one of our favorite crush objects stuffing our inbox with delicious treats, like Sophie Howard did today. She probably didn't send us the email that tipped us off to these two (two!) fantastic lad mag spreads, but we like to imagine that she takes a personal interest in our well-being. She does these shoots for us, you know, so she understands how happy it make us when she brings along friends, like other model favorites Kitty Lea and ... who's this? Eva Wyrwal? That's now the third incarnation of the mysterious Polish babe who is driving us so crazy with her multiple identities that we might develop a psychic break of our own. Sophie, if you can hear us, get that girl a name tag and force her to wear it. Our daydreams about the two of you catfighting over us are getting way too complicated. More » -
#boobs
We're going Nuts (har!) over this mega-collection of Sophie Howard hotness compiled by our lad mag princes across the sea. Just like her inspirational ta-tas, too much of Sophie is never enough. (nuts.co.uk) -
#tottywatch
Sophie And Keeley And Lucy ... Oh My
It's pretty much a given that at some point during any week, we're going to write about Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder and/or Sophie Howard in some form or another. However, it's pretty rare to get an update from all three on the same day. So we'll spare you some trouble and combine our legally-mandated bird-watching updates to one post. (And if you play your cards right, Gemma Atkinson just might show her face—and other parts—here too.) More » -
#calendars
Nuts is featuring some of its favorite babes in its own 2008 topless calendar ... and they're actually topless! What a novel idea! (alienlinkz.com) -
#babes
Oh hello again, Sophie Howard, We hope the folks at Maxim don't mind that someone leaked these nekkid pictures of you from their December issue—after all, your boobs are the best possible publicity we can think of to remind people that print magazines still exist. (dailypoa.com) -
#babewatch
Sophie Howard must be really exhausted if she doesn't even have the strength to remove her bikini top. On the other hand, that top is definitely working overtime to do its job. (hornyoyster.com) -
#thisweekinladmags
Nuts Takes A Holiday
While everyone and their porn-loving grandmother seems to be on vacation this week—even our usually reliable stream of smutty press releases has slowed to a veritable trickle—we here at Fleshbot continue to keep our naughty bits to the grindstone to try to come up with enough distractions for you to forget that you may not be on vacation yourself. And we're not sure if that situation is made better or worse by this spread in the latest issue of UK fap bible Nuts: on the one hand, it was awfully considerate of the editors to share their special holiday memories with the rest of us (especially when said memories involve Fleshbot fave Sophie Howard and her pals Rhian Sugden, Imogen Gray, and Louise Cliff cavorting toplessly on a beach in Ibiza), while on the other it makes us feel that much more miserable that we're not there with them. Guess there really is no rest for the weary. (Or for the boob-obsessed, for that matter.) More » -
#beachbunnies
Not only do Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder enjoy spending (topless) time on the beach together, they're also excellent paddleball players. Next month: Jarts! (dailypoa.com)
