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more about #straight more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jamie Graham, from The Ohio State University. The Buckeyes finally win, at something. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 2002? Are we sure about that? /broken record more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That teardrop will be tattooed on my libido for some time hereafter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: How quickly more turn. Twelve years ago, it was Size 14 -- I think; might have been Nerf Herder -- singing "Claire Danes Poster". Now, the pop-punk of... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If this were Germany, PPO would mean something completely different. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: It's really almost a public-private partnership. Secluded from the bustle at end on the club floor, but still of the club. Somebody could walk in any ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: #bardon (Imagine the n-dash between the d & o, since hash-tagging will not allow it.) more » angelicbeef: nearly a lost art, sigh, they were all wonderful more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Altogether love this, but really, I can hardly get past my "jealousy" at how wide she can spread her toes. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Talk about the shackles!" -- as heard on theONION comedy cd Not for Broadcast* *Which I dutifully played on my college radio show, oh, so many (ten!... more » Conrad: I remember the orgy scene from the high school version of Macbeth. So so wrong. more » offred: She proves the point that there ain't no party like an S-Club party. more » Pinkie: Now, turn your head and cough . . . more » FrankN.Stein: "We've been waiting so long..." erm... no! more » FrankN.Stein: is she in one of those death panels? she IS drop dead gorgeous! more » -
#blastfromthepast
Vintage (That Is, Young) Kelly Nichols In "The Toolbox Murders"
Thirty-one years before she became a Seasoned Player, Kelly Nichols was feeling herself up for some silly "horror movie." This is one seriously dedicated actress. More » -
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What Makes A Nerd?
It's not the glasses. She's masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference. More » -
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Wash Your Cares Away
Vibrators are always nice, and dildos do us right...but sometimes a girl's got to find some stimulation a little more discreetly. And that's when we say hello to our good friend, the massaging showerhead. More » -
#fleshflicks
Dakoda Brookes Salutes The Masturbation Nation
Of all the nations in the world, the masturbation nation is our favorite. Every morning, we wake up and pledge allegiance to its flag—just like Dakoda Brookes here, who looks to be a very loyal citizen indeed. More » -
#fleshflicks
A Real Redhead Is A Joy Forever
Confirmed redophiles that we are, we never miss a chance to see a ginger girl pleasuring herself. And when the ginger in question is a young amateur with enough hair downstairs to prove she's not faking, well, bestill our hearts. More » -
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Solamente Jenna Haze
There's a very good reason why Jenna Haze was crowned 2009's AVN Female Performer of the Year—and it has everything to do with her electrifying ability to light up any scene she's in. More » -
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In Love With Lilith
Here at Fleshbot, we fall in love faster than a pornstar's clothes come off—and with so many beautiful naked people out there, who can blame us? More » -
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The Sweetest Peach Of Them All
Much as we love the city life, we've been thinking a bit about moving out to the country. Moving out to the country, and spending our days eating peaches... peaches like this one. More » -
#fleshflicks
Bananas Are A Girl's Best Friend
Vibrators die, dildos can be destroyed, and don't even get us started on the drama that lovers can cause—but as long as a girl has her trusty banana in hand, she's never really alone. More » -
#topten
Get Your Buzz On: Top Ten Amateur Vibrator Videos
Some people say that diamonds are a girl's best friend... but we say those people are full of shit. Anyone with a lick of sense knows that vibrators are the true gal pal. More » -
#fleshflicks
Capri Has A Squirt Filled "Confession"
Capri Anderson has a confession to make—but it has nothing to do with her sins or planned repentance. No, Capri wants to confess about how sexy she is—and what dirty things she's planning to do. More » -
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Fleshbot's Believe It Or Not: The Amazing, Unstoppable, Self-Fisting Girl
There are some things that you just have to see to believe. Like, for example, this video, in which a young woman does the seemingly impossible and actually fists herself. More » -
#thisweekinporntitles
"Intimate Temptations": When Bad Porn Titles Happen To Good People
Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person. More » -
#annalsofmasturbation
(Not So) Extreme Sophia, But We're Good With That
Extreme Sophia climbs the carpeted stairs of her duplex, her mouth half open with a dreamy look that is supposed to suggest nymphomania and sex fatigue. All I can think is: I have seen this duplex. "Follow me," she says to us, and then proceeds to look at a magazine. Tease. More »















