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#topten
Dancing Into Our Hearts: Top Ten Sexy Ballerina Videos
Ballet = tiny leotards + insane flexibility + sexy women. Is there any reason to not enjoy it? More » -
#movies
Getting Even Closer To AV Idol Mihiro Taniguchi
After lusting after Mihiro Taniguchi in photo form, we found ourselves wondering what the enchanting lady might look like...in motion. Lucky for us, we stumbled upon this clip of the lovely AV idol in a film called "Karina." More » -
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Deadly Sexy: Top Ten Girls With Guns Videos
Girls with guns, women with weapons, senoritas with swords…call it anything you like, but these vicious vixens are all equally voluptuous (and violent). Watch out for these femme fatales: they've bodies built to thrill...and a license to kill. More » -
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Underneath it All: Top Ten Softcore Lingerie Videos
We love a naked girl as much as the next smut website...but sometimes sexy underwear is sexier than no underwear at all. It's thinking about what's underneath the lace that makes these videos so hot. More » -
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Barefoot Beauties: Top Ten Foot Fetish Videos
Foot massages, high heels, toe sucking—they all revolve around one thing. Sexy women with sexier feet. The promise of ten tiny toes, silky smooth soles and long luscious legs is more than enough seduction for us. More » -
#topten
Up, Up and Away: Top Ten Upskirt Videos
We all know what a windy day means: tousled hair, fallen branches, and of course, loads of upskirt opportunities. As the days get colder and skirts get longer, the chance of getting a glimpse of panties gets slimmer.. More » -
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Bustin' Out: Top Ten Sexy Cleavage Videos
Whereas full-frontal nudity is (usually) saved for the bedroom, cleavage is a part of our everyday life. It's impossible to know when some bodacious babe is gonna appear with a low-cut shirt and a push-up bra. So be prepared. More » -
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These Boots Were Made For Walking: Top Ten Sexy High Heel Videos
Sometimes size does matter—particularly when it comes to high heels. From a schoolboy fantasy to that sexy coworker, 5-inch pumps can add sexy points to anyone wearing them. More » -
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#topten
Giant Desires: Top Ten Sexy Tall Women Videos
How do we love tall women? Let us count the ways: those long, luscious legs; luxuriously elongated torsos, and—in some cases—excitingly aggressive attitudes all add up to one irresistible package we can't easily refuse. More » -
#movies
"À L'aventure" Is Quite The Sexy Adventure
We'd generally expect a film about a sexually unsatisfied young woman pursuing a wide variety of sexual adventures to be a porno...but "À l'aventure" is an art film. Then again, it's French film...so it's practically a porno, yeah. More » -
#celebrityskin
Melissa Jones Gets Our Wings Flapping In "The Butterfly Effect 3"'s Sex Scene
"The Butterfly Effect" was a pretty universally panned movie, so we're shocked to see that it's spawned not one, but two sequels. Is the director hoping this superhot sex scene will help #3 stay afloat? More » -
#alt
Harm City Harlots: Altporn Will Never Die
We keep declaring the death of altporn—only to have yet another hopeful alt site pop up, attempting to breathe some life (or at least boobs) back into the genre. The latest contender? Harm City Harlots. More » -
#softcore
Black Emanuelle Gets Her Man (Or Woman)
We've previously professed our admiration for Laura Gemser and her many, many turns as Black Emanuelle, but while re-organizing our uh ... "media collection," we just had to revisit her wild international exploits. The amazing thing about Black Emanuelle is that whether she's on safari, or exploring ancient ruins, or battling a global white slave conspiracy, she still finds time to get it on with just about everyone she meets. Then she brings down their criminal enterprise. More » -
#video
Remembering The Glory Days Of The Boob Tube
If you are asoldeternally youthful as we are, then you remember when television was just three channels and the best you could hope for when it came to boobies was a swimming pool catfight on "Dynasty." TV had to be a lot more creative back then and so did viewers looking for any kind of jiggly bouncy fun. Do you have any idea what it was like to rely on "Three's Company" for your dose of wild sexual hijinks? Then along came cable and the next thing you know TBS is showing "Sex and the City" reruns and Cinemax has stopped showing Shannon Tweed movies because they aren't scandalous enough. The point is that you are spoiled brats with your 24-hour internet fuckfests—and that this list of the 50 sexiest TV shows of all time makes us weep with horny teenage nostalgia. Check out this all-too brief clip from our personal favorite, "Red Shoe Diaries," and maybe someday you'll understand the value of good soft core nakedness. More » -
#television
HBO has canceled our favorite show, "Tell Me You Love Me"—which means we will never find out what really happened to all those full-frontal couples and their dull, passionless relationships. Maybe we'll get to see some full-on penetration in "Mad Men" this season instead? (hollywoodreporter.com, via nymag.com) -
#whatisreality
Playboy's "Foursome", Round Two: Can You Read My Mind?
"One mansion, four singles, 24 hours, endless possibilities" is the logline for "Foursome," Playboy's reality dating series, which debuts its second season Friday night. Fleshbot's seventh grade algebra teacher would quickly point out that the mansion and the time are red herrings, and that the hookup possibilities between the four singles are actually six (barring masturbation), not endless. But that's OK: there's a woman in the premiere who looks like Margot Kidder. More » -
#reeditedpornofthemoment
DVD: "The Sick & Twisted Horror Of Joanna Angel"
What if they made a horror porn movie without the porn? Evil genius Joanna Angel (or one of her slightly less evil minions at least) had that same thought, and since her company had already made two mostly horror movies already, how hard could it be? Burning Angel's genre classics "Re-Penetrator and "The XXXorcist" have edited down to scariest R-rated essence and re-packaged in a new DVD called "The Sick & Twisted Horror Of Joanna Angel." Watch below as Joanna herself explain the marketing potential of two films where hardcore smut takes a backseat to hardcore gore. It's kind of devious actually. Think of it as gateway porn—once you're hooked on the soft stuff, it's only a matter of time before you're coming on someone's tattoo. More » -
#tv
American Gladiators may seem like TV designed to get cheap exploitative ratings, but if that were true would they really pick one of the stars of "Bikini Chain Gang" to fight musclebound freaks with a giant foam stick? At least she and her fellow combatants will have something to talk about when they spar. (americangladiatorgirls.com + nbc.com) -
#softcore
Porn About Porn: Greetings from "Canoga Park"
We bet Playboy got some kickbacks from the Canoga Park Chamber of Commerce for making it look as if the full insertion capital of the world was really just a glossy softcore mecca. Indeed, henchbabes Casey Parker and Monique Alexander look downright overdressed compared with their regular gigs at Shane's World and Vivid, respectively. Still, even if these 20-minute episodes airing weekly on Playboy TV are frothy romps compared with the irredeemable soullessness we normally review, we're happy that somewhere it actually made sense to say to Parker, "Casey, keep your pants on." More » -
#americasgotboobies
Darestars: America's First Really Confusing Naked Talent Search
We have to admire the pluckiness of the nekkid performers at the curious paysite-cum-exhibitionist showcase Darestars, even if we're not sure exactly what it is they're supposed to be doing. Ostensibly, they're competing in some sort of nudie talent search for a "major cable network" project (while trying to get you to part with your subscription dollars of course), but despite all those saucy tag clouds and bouncing boobs and jiggly boy-bits they're not actually, you know, doing anything as far as we can tell. Is it porn or performance art? Still, we like to think we at least have plenty of experience telling a good girl-on-trampoline routine from a bad whipped cream lickfest, and we'd be happy to offer the producers our considerable wisdom regarding nude amateur performances of all kinds if only they'd ask us. We may not know much about art, but we know what we like. More » -
#fleshflicks
Flesh Flicks: Chicken Soup For The Porn Soul
They say you can't please all the people all the time, and nowhere is that old chestnut more apparent than in our daily Flesh Flicks selection: for example, it recently came to our attention that some folks don't enjoy watching porn stars like Sasha Grey choking on giant cocks and begging to be fucked in the ass. (Sasha Grey herself doesn't seem to have a problem with stuff like that, but maybe that's besides the point.) So we decided to tone things down a bit today by giving you nothing but eight solid minutes or so of three Japanese ladies playing with their gigantic boobs. Think of it as the palate cleanser they give you at sushi restaurants to wipe that harsh taste out of your mouth before moving on to the next spicy treat. After all, everyone loves big boobs. Right? More » -
#wherearetheynow
In Search Of Sylvia Kristel: "Emmanuelle" Lives!
Calling her "the world's most famous porn star" might be a stretch for a generation bought up on Jenna and Tera, but there was a time when you couldn't swing a Betamax tape without seeing Sylvia Kristel, who created the title role of the French softcore classic "Emmanuelle" in 1974 and starred in several of its sequels throughout the following decade (as well as in mainstream releases like the classic "Airport '79"). More »
