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#babes
Eva Roob: From Soccer To Sex Industry
It's the oldest story in the book: a beautiful young woman, hard up and in need of money, decides to cash in on her youth and beauty and go into the skin trade. Except in this case, the young woman in question isn't a broke college student or a single mom, but Eva Roob, a (now former) professional soccer player. Apparently, the German jizz biz pays better than the German soccer biz—well, at least if you're as hot as Eva Roob (also known as Samira Summer). After the jump, get acquainted with some of Eva's finest work. More » -
#prostitution
Recognizing that legal prostitution makes sex workers safer from violence, rape and STDs, South Africa has decided to lift the ban on the sex industry in their country ... but only for one month, during the 2010 World Cup. Don't worry, after all thehooliganstourists are gone they'll go right back to making it dangerous and illegal. (bbc.co.uk, via Deadspin) -
#nereidagallardo
Nereida Gallardo Is Back In Action
You don't have to be a WAG to win over the hearts (and other parts) of the Fleshbot crew. We like former WAGs, too! Nereida Gallardo and superstar footballer Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple no more, but she's dealing with the break up nicely by hitting the beach and, if we do say so ourselves, looking as lovely as ever. Nereida, if you need a shoulder to cry on—or maybe a nice massage?—during this troubling time, we're right here for you. Who needs some stupid rich, world-famous athletic dude anyway? (Gallery below.) More » -
#babes
We already had a suspicion that soccer was kind of sexy—and after taking yet another look at yet another collection of wives and girlfriends of world soccer players (or WAGs, as we hear the kids are caling them these days), we're pretty much convinced it may be the sexiest sport ever. After all, you never see features like this starring wives of famous curlers or Olympic tobogganists, do you? 'Nuff said. (coedmagazine.com) -
#euro2008
Did you attend the Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival this weekend? Well, you were probably the only one, because the entire population of Spain was too busy watching their soccer team win the European Championships. (Or maybe people were just lost, because it was actually in Madrid?) (metro.co.uk) -
#euro2008
In the biggest soccer match of the week, Austria beat Germany 10-5. No, not the important Euro 2008 match today. We're talking about the gripping contest between the nations' topless women's soccer teams. The only downside was that the traditional post-match jersey exchange was canceled. (smh.com.au) -
#euro2008
Flesh Flicks: Pitch Perfect
We had not yet seen this video before posting our Euro 2008 soccer babe roundup earlier, but almost as if on cue, it appeared in our sights to prove once again that organized team sports never fail to make people horny. It's hard to tell exactly which team this girl roots for, but all that really matters is that she is an enthusiastic athletic supporter. (Also, that joke never gets old.) Or maybe she has no allegiance at all and will lend her services to any squad, simply for the love of the game. Isn't it marvelous to see the power that sport has to unite us all? More » -
#euro2008
Euro 2008: Revenge Of The Soccer Babes
Remember all that fun we had two years ago when the World Cup was being contested and the internet turned into one giant soccer porn website? Those were exciting times, weren't they? But what are we supposed to do for the next two years until the 2010 Cup in South Africa? Well, over on The Continent they're currently biding their time with the European Championships, which is pretty much the second-biggest international soccer tournament and another excuse forhooligansnational rivals to go at each others' throats—not to mention to break out the soccer babes again. We don't know if some of these are just leftovers from '06 or if they're all brand new manifestations of team spirit, but as long as it fires up the fans it works for us too. More » -
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#girlongirlaction
What's that you say? Some soccer player's girlfriend took her top off at a club? And then she kinda made out with her similarly topless friend? Wow, this whole "soccer" thing sounds a lot more exciting than we thought. (machochip.com) -
#laisaandrioli
Laisa Andrioli is a sexy soccer player with a hot body and deep tan lines and she's from Brazil. Is there anyone from Brazil who doesn't fit that description? (dailypoa.com) -
#babes
Nuts Magazine Officially Out Of (Topless) Ideas
We've always been amazed at Nuts magazine's endless creativity when it comes to developing cover "stories." From "top 100 topless blondes" to "top 50 topless reality TV stars" to "top 2 topless breasts belonging to Lucy Pinder," they never fail to invent new and exciting themes with each one essentially just boiling down to sexy women taking their shirts off. But they've finally hit the wall with this week's entry, "The 100 Sexiest Footballer's (Soccer Dudes) Wives." What's what wrong with that you ask? More » -
#worldofpeen
German soccer fans are turgid with excitement after Bayern-Munich's Mario Gomez becomes the first player in Bundesliga history to score a goal ... with his penis. Unfortunately, Gomez was later red carded for a blatant hand ball foul. (Historic video after the jump.) More » -
#sports
A Scottish photographer takes a photo of 100 naked people and somehow that will end soccer hooliganism forever. Yep, makes sense to us. (story + video @ bbc.co.uk) -
#followup
Brazilian soccer referee Ana Paula Oliveira hasn't had any pro gigs since her appearance in Playboy this summer, but she still claims she has no regrets. Besides how many other refs can say they draw more fans than the players do? (reuters.com) -
#greatmomentsincareerrehabilitation
Ana Paula Oliveira In Playboy
Will history remember soccer referee Ana Paula Oliveira for the furor she caused in Brazil earier this year for wrongly disallowing a goal (whatever that means) in a high-profile Brazil Cup match; for her previous efforts as a women's rights advocate; or for accepting a reported quarter million dollar offer from Playboy for posing nude for the July issue of the Brazilian edition of the magazine? Only time will tell, folks. In the meantime ... uh, what's this "soccer" thing all about again? We kind of got distracted. More »
