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more about #straight more comments → thePrototype: While I love the look, I'm so happy I took mine out... too many guys and girls had no idea what to do with it. more » Beaker: Beauty, brains, talent. Lisa Ann has these virtues, With plenty to spare. ----- Her "in your face" charm Is a direct result of Rampant bralessness. ... more » Beaker: Those pierced puppies need to be set free. Who wants to join me in a rescue mission? more » Beaker: Thank God for lube! more » DontFearTheReaper: haha, she's so wasted. more » Conrad: The headline says bubble butt, but that first picture just isn't keeping to the theme. more » Conrad: What the hell is happening in picture 3? more » AtwaterAlucard: The land of fruits and nuts outdoes itself...again....thankfully again. more » PorkPie: Whatever, like Grammy's have ever been worth a shite. They lost all credibility when Jethro Tull won Best Metal Album. more » jp182: wow, she does look even better. I'm still not a fan of her boob jobs. But shots 6 and 7 make me want to change my mind. more » the_weekend: This is the most compelling ad I've ever seen from PETA, both in terms of imagery and message (of course my dog was an adopted shelter mutt so I may b... more » Christian_Okoye_Dokoye: I know a guy at my gym...dead ringer for Tiger. Should I stop him and ask if he's busy? more » cand86: I beta reviewed this site, too, and my thoughts were pretty much the same- gorgeous but short and not-as-hardcore-as-I'd-have-liked videos of a couple... more » piggythewonderdog: Anytime there's a celebrity sex scandal or sex tape, Vivid is there. It's become now a cultural standard that Big Sex Scandal = Vivid $1M porn offer.... more » hoffmanbike: this is an add for the independent suspension on the Nissan pathfinder, i believe it was aired in Australia 3 or 4 years ago. it's also among my favo... more » -
#dvd
Wear Your Raincoat: "Cummin' At You 3D"
Porn can be so basic that when someone gets it wrong it can be shocking: How can you fuck up fucking? But "Cummin' At You 3D" gets it gloriously right - in your face! More » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week! Cummin' On Ya
It was difficult to find an above-the-fold image to grace this week's Sindee/Bree/Sasha/Jada-rrific Popshots, so we went with a time-honored rule: No Penile Penetration on the First Page (but you can be assured that Sindee Jennings is thinking about it). More » -
#dvd
"Cummin At You 3D": The 3D Choose Your Own Adventure Porn Everyone Can Enjoy!
Though it's impossible for a porn to be all things to all people, Tommy Gunn's "Cummin At You 3D" certainly tries. At least if "all people" means "people who like to watch men and women having sex in 3D." More » -
#popshots
Sarah Palin And Tina Fey Reconcile Porntastically
Leave it to the porn magic factory to realize in boobs the things that we daren't hope for in real life. Here Lisa Ann reprises her role as Sarah Palin opposite Sindee Jennings as Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin in a new Hustler parody. But wait—it gets weirder. More » -
#fleshflicks
Ryder Skye And Sindee Jennings Make Our Childhood Fantasies Come True
Ginger. Mary Ann. Two fine, fine specimens of womankind—and two complete polar opposites. How are we to choose between these two amazing women? Well, what if we didn't have to? More » -
#hardcore
“Slutty & Sluttier 9” Is One Cure For Existential Angst
At long last the weekend is here, drawing a long and tedious week to a glorious close. We've saved the best—courtesy of Manuel Ferrara and Evil Angel—for Friday. You're going to like this, trust us. More » -
#drinkingsmokingandfucking
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Amile Waters
Businesswoman and badass Amile Waters turns 24 this weekend. Did you doubt that she could survive and thrive in such an environment? No you didn't. But MGD helps, too. More » -
#dvd
Does "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" Sink Or Swim?
It seems telling that "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" begins, not with a parody of the "Gilligan's Island" credits, but with a porn crew landing on the island in a raft.
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#hardcore
"Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go" Sequel Hurts So Good?
Imagine if David Carradine, Quentin Tarantino, Ron Jeremy, and David Lee Roth, all on mushrooms and driving home from Burning Man in Oliver Stone's '67 Pontiac GTO Convertible Classic, decided to make a blue movie. More » -
#hardcore
Exclusive Gallery: "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" You, That's Who!
Gallons of (digital) ink have already been spilled trying to get to the roots of why so many Americans revile Rethuglican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin yet have such an overwhelming desire to see her fucked hard in each and every hole. With most of the planet (rightly) believing that there's a lot at stake in this election, media pundits mirror the angst of the public—the thinly veiled rage boiling just under the surface after nearly a decade of corruption, bald faced lies, obfuscation of justice, and arrogant entitlement at the expense of the rest of the us—by pointing out every misstep of the gun toting Wasilla beauty queen. One member of the media elite even referred to Palin as the ultimate pin-up girl for people who don't believe in masturbation. More » -
#riceburner
The Unsinkable Jada Fire Channels Condi Twice
Like Hal Holbrook with Mark Twain and Sam Waterson with Abraham Lincoln, Jada Fire is our generation's premiere interpreter of Condoleezza Rice. "This is the second time I've played Condi," Fire said on the set of "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" this weekend. "The first time was in 'Spunk'd' when I knocked George Bush into a pool of come." More » -
#hardcore
Faye Reagan Learns Her Lesson: "Reform School Girls 4"
When we think of reform school our minds fill with gauzy visions of plaid skirts and white stockings and wayward yet innocent young girls rebelling against everything their strict teachers have taught them by indulging their nubile, lubricated young bodies into all sorts of Sapphic contortions. (Either that, or the sight of Wendy O. Williams in a cropped t-shirt and Sybil Danning standing guard with a shotgun. But we'd rather concentrate on the plaid skirts and lube.) Sorry, where were we again? More »



