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    Zembo: I honestly didn't know she was Asian. Might have been cool to see her in more casual clothes, but she looks good. Olivia! #oliviamunn more »
    crazy4ash: Title: "Ashlynn Brooke and the Quest for the Golden Cock" Plot: Legend has it that there is a cock so perfect, that it satisfies everything it touche... more »
    Pinkie: Title: Ashlynn Brooke And The Arc Of Triumph Plot: Ashlynn must find the Arc Of Triumph, a mythic artifact rumored to guarantee dominance to its po... more »
    Princess Commands, Darling: I once said that Bobbi Starr had the best mouth in porn, but that first pic makes me think she shares that honor with Jesse... #jessejane more »
    offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more »
    bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more »
    stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more »
    fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more »
    offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more »
    offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more »
  • #games

    Fun 2 Play: For All Your Boob Jiggling, Girl Killing Needs

    Virtual playmates are hardly a new genre—but we have to admit that Fun 2 Play's take on the whole idea is, ahem, a bit unique. Rather than simply sticking to the theme of sexy girls jiggling and bouncing around, the designers have chosen to add in some gameplay features that range from the odd to the slightly off-putting to the downright grotesque. More »
  • #videogames

    BoneTown: The Video Game With Actual (CGI) Boning

    Welcome to BoneTown. Population: you. And a bunch of scantily-clad hot chicks with sex on the brain. Oh, and some agents of The Man, who seem bent on ruining the party for everyone. We'd love to tell you more about the inner workings of the game, but it's PC-only, so we couldn't actually download the demo. Luckily, this lovely BoneTown resident is more than happy to give you the scoop on her hometown (and jump up and down in her bikini, too!). More »
  • #websites

    Bare Imagery Offers A Curious Erotic Combination

    As veteran porn viewers, we've gotten used to developing a taste for some unusual combinations: for instance, we'd never have thought that asses and smoothies would go so well together. But we're still a bit baffled by Bare Imagery. Sure, self shot erotic photos and CGI erotic art (or "selfrotica" and "3r0t1c4," to use the site's nomenclature) are both great genres in and of themselves. But why combine them? Or, perhaps more to the point, why limit yourself to just those two genres? Perhaps we'll have an answer when the site actually launches ... or maybe this is just one of those mysteries that's destined to be unsolved. More »
  • #sarahpalin

    Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn

    Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know—how else do you think they keep warm?). More »
  • #simulacra

    Rude Virtual: Yet Another Virtual Sex Playground

    Do you dream of a life full of hot sex, strip clubs, and sizzling adult entertainment ... with none of the boring stuff that usually gets in the way, like parking hassles and depleted bank accounts and irksome STDs? Well, now you can have that life, and you don't even have to leave your computer to get it! Once again, someone has figured out the real attraction of virtual worlds, and to that end Rude Virtual offers free access to an adult digital playground — though if you actually want to get naked or have avatar sex, you're going to have to pony up $20 a month for a full-fledged VIP membership. Still beats what you'd pay for parking or going to a real strip club, we guess. More »
  • #video

    Guys, you might think it would be easy to tell the difference between a real vagina and a fake one if you were blindfolded—but then, you're not the dude who's subject to this side-by-side comparison, and you probably don't have to contend with Brandi Belle and her friends administering the test. So give this guy a break, OK? These things can be distracting enough as it is. (preview @ brandibelle.com, via Your Dirty Mind)
  • #videogames

    All Aboard "The Velvet Express"

    The Velvet Express is the newest creation from the folks who brought you the erotic gaming classic LoveChess, and while we plan on posting a detailed review soon we couldn't resist pointing you to the screenshots on the game's official site now—especially since they feature what seems to be a sequence from the game where one of its virtual studs fucks a sex doll under the command of his computer-generated dominatrix. Finally, a game that lets us have pretend sex with a simulated partner in a completely virtual environment! We are that much closer to never having to have any sort of real sex with an actual human being again! (game info + preview @ thevelvetexpress.com)
  • #sextoys

    Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Bring Me The Ass Of Jamie Lynn (Or, "Stroker Ass")

    Here at Fleshbot's Western Headquarters, we have identified three distinct styles of "realistic" intercourse simulators: the whole body, represented by blow-up dolls and "real"dolls; the vaginal/regional, such as Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy & Ass; and the specific, as embodied (in a matter of speaking) by the floppy tube that is Jamie Lynn's Ass Stroker. More »
  • #simulacra

    And speaking of fantasy worlds: it should be obvious by now, but if you build a virtual environment on the interweb the perverts will always come and stake their claim in it sooner or later. Which is to say that although Google may do all it can to keep sex and "sex rooms" out of Lively, we all know it's a losing battle. (avn.com)
  • #videogames

    Beauty 3D: First Person Touch Tries To Brings CGI Sex To Life, Again

    If you're bored with those tired old first person shooter games, you might want to have a go at Beauty3D: Naked Covergirl 2.0, which bills itself as the only game with "first person touch". You play Jacky, an erotic photographer stuck on a tropical island with three beautiful models who want nothing more than to strip, model, and dance just for you. (And they say "Metal Gear Solid" is unrealistic?). Thanks to the developers' fancy 3D technology, you'll have the ability to explore every inch of your models and get wild in any position you choose. Sure, you might think you've seen this all before—but unlike traditional adult games which depict you as a disembodied hand, Beauty3d depicts you as a disembodied arm. Go realism! More »
  • #sextoys

    Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Someone's Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass

    There have been a few wall-mountable items in our adult novelty cabinet of late, but this one is particularly exciting because, despite Bree Olson's picture on the box, we're not sure if the Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass is Bree Olson's Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass. Without the knowledge of whose Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass it's supposed to be, fucking this Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass is like having sex with a stranger. Exciting! And creepy! More »
  • #sextoys

    Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Joanna Angel From Both Sides Now

    "It's molded from my tight asshole, so now you can fuck me where I like it," breathes Fleshbot Supreme Comandress Joanna Angel through the packaging of her Tight Cyberskin Ass Stroker. And what about her Tight Cyberskin Pussy Stroker? "It's molded from my own pussy, so fuck me hard like you know I like it." I don't know, Joanna; you seem to like it no matter what we do. More »
  • #videogames

    Since it's all about the porny videogame action around here this week, we were all ready to say something about how this recent review of "Virtually Jenna" was at least three years too late until we kept reading and found out that its developers won't be officially finished with the game until 2010. Virtually or otherwise, anyone who's been getting fucked for that long deserves to retire. (villagevoice.com)
  • #simulacra

    Entering "The Four"'s Not-So-Sexy Alternate Universe

    Sure, most porn games generally suck. But then, Kronos480BC isn't your average porn game: the series of interactive journal entries that constitute its alternate reality universe are part of a promotion for NinnWorx_SR's already massively hyped "The Four", due out later this year. If you're already dusting off your twelve sided dice in anticipation of having virtual congress with a barely toga'd Brea Bennett, however, relax—it's a lot more "Lost Experience" than "MILF Warrior". (Which, considering how many of your own barely toga'd Brea Bennett scenarios you're likely to come up with once the movie is out, may not be so bad. You wouldn't want to get sick of it before you even watched the damn thing, would you?) More »
  • #crime

    If you're breaking into an adult store and can't get the cash register open, we suppose making off with a $385.75 Jenna Jameson Vibrating Ass & Pussy with Double Bullet Controller is the next best thing. (We probably would have reached for the Heather Vandeven Doggy Style model ourselves, but that's just us.) (Xbiz; buy your own @ adultdvdempire.com)
  • #theenvironment

    Old Pornstars Never Die, They Just Get Turned Into Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy and Ass

    Bowing to consumer pressure for more responsible sex toy manufacturing practices, Topco Sales announced today that it would start recycling its overstock of old, worn out porn star genitalia reproductions to create its new line of "Second Coming" porn star genitalia reproductions. "Our Jenna Jameson vibrating pussy and ass hasn't been selling so well since she got all that plastic surgery" said a company representative, "so when we figured out we could melt them all down and create a new limited edition Heather Vandeven model instead it just seemed like the right thing to do. Heather is so hot right now!" Topco says the new line will be available soon, and that they'll offer a no-questions-asked full refund policy to any consumers who purchase one only to discover that it still feels like they're fucking Jenna after all. (topcosales.us)
  • #sextoys

    You've seen her run for governor of California, you've watched her wrestle her inner demons on "Celebrity Rehab" ... now get even more up close and personal with Mary Carey than you ever dreamed possible with Doc Johnson's new "Mary Carey Extreme UR3 Pussy and Ass". (There's a spooky disembodied hand too, but we guess they only had so much room for the product name on the package.) And you thought all those VH1 cameras getting up in her face were intrusive? (docjohnson.com)
  • #sextoys

    Are we the only ones who think that it's a really bad idea to make a vibrator that gets flaccid? Sometimes there's such a thing as a sex toy being too realistic. (shinyshiny.tv)
  • #sextoys

    Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy & Ass

    Is something truly disembodied when it bears the name of its inspiration? Is this Doggy Style Vibrating Ass and Pussy truly inanimate if it draws its shape from Heather Vandeven? Can we effectively say "meta" and "blow a load in an ass" in the same sentence? Let's try! More »
  • #truthandillusion

    Porn Detective: The Not-So-Mysterious Case Of Katie Fey's Hardcore Doppleganger

    Since a big part of what we do here at Fleshbot involves looking at porn all day (o.k., it's pretty much all we do), it's natural that we frequently get emails from readers asking us to identify such-and-such a performer in an anonymous video clip or inform them whether a certain model they stumbled across has appeared in other venues. And as much as we'd love to claim we know everything there is to know about every single person who has ever taken his or her clothes off in the histories of various pornographic media ... well sometimes we just don't. (Still love us?) More »
  • #boobs

    Big Boob Giantess Fantasies By Automan

    It doesn't take an advanced degree in Freudian psychology to recognize the fact that our collective fascination with big boobs relates to a certain kind of infantiliazation fantasy: the desire to be protected, nurtured, and coddled. With that in mind, it's easy for anyone to understand a seemingly outré expression of that fascination like Automan's wonderful Photoshop mashups here: if getting your face all up in Milena Velba's 36-J charms is good, getting your entire body enveloped by all that bustacular goodness must be even better. And surely we're not the only ones who look forward to the day when we can simply press a button and shrink ourselves to the sort of dimensions that would make all of the fantasies expressed in Automan's delicious art come true. Er, right? More »
  • #panties

    Peeking In On The Knicker Picker Virtual Dressing Room

    Buying clothes online can be a bit of a hassle—you never quite know what you're going to get. That outfit may look great in the picture, but how will it look on an actual body? If you've been worrying about a potential lingerie purchase, the Knicker Picker is here to help. As a "virtual dressing room," the site offers three models to help you preview different selections of lingerie: choose a model, watch her step onto your screen, pick out an outfit for her to try on, and see how it looks: from the front, from behind, and super up close. Or you could forget about actually buying something and just check out the models from the front, from behind, and super up close. Either way ... what have we been doing without it all this time? More »
  • #sexdolls

    Boy Toys Make Sex Dolls Even More Creepy

    Are Real Dolls a little too "real" and mature looking for your tastes ... you know, like they look like they're going to ask you to remember to take out the garbage once you're done having your way with them? Do you secretly fantasize about making it with the Bratz Dolls' older, curvier sisters? Well, it's your lucky year: the brand new Boy Toy Dolls are just what you've been looking for Handcrafted by the creator of Real Doll, they promise to offer all the real(ish) sensations of your favorite plastic sex surrogate with stylized, outsized anime-like facial features that are just the thing if you've ever fantasized about going on a date with Sailor Moon. But act fast, because these babes come in strictly limited quantities: "Each Boy Toy is named after a month, and the quantity of each doll that will be made will be equal to the number of days in that month. There will only be 31 Miss December dolls, 31 Miss January, etc." They grow up so fast, don't they? More »
  • #simulacra

    And speaking of love dolls, there's always the 3D computer graphic variety to moon over in case the real life kinds are too realistic your tastes ... even if these particular ones look like CGI Bratz, only naked, sporting giant boobs and male genitalia, and the fact that they're fucking each other. But not to worry: it's clearly stated that "all characters appearing on this site are created to be 18+", which should make you feel a little less creepy about getting turned on by them. (3dlovedolls.com)
  • #lifeimitatesart

    Low Tek's Doll Series

    It's hard to tell where fantasy ends and reality begins (or vice-versa) in the work of the photographer known as Low Tek, so much so that even one noted sexual authority of our acquaintance took it upon herself to remind everyone that these were pictures of hyperrealistic love dolls instead of impossibly perfect models made up and posed to look like plastic companions. The effect might be all high gloss and silicone, but there's a certain pervy thrill knowing that these models are all flesh and blood—and whether you're a fan of RealDolls or of women who just look like them, you'll definitely agree that there's nothing quite like the real thing. Especially when it's a real thing that looks like a fake thing. More »
  • #sextoys

    Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Memphis Monroe's Vibrating Pussy And Ass

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