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more about #straight more comments → FrankN.Stein: who needs a basket anyway? she's got all we need for a picnic with her. more » heterophobic: #7 is one of my favorite videos of all time. Those tits are just a work of art. more » heterophobic: Wow, great ones! more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Fittingly, the hog she services is much more a Bell burrito than a Qdoba. #yesiambraggingonmine Oh, & all Gawker posts about ghost-riding should incl... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 12.oo pm settles it. Porn films need to come with bloopers reel. If they're good enough for Santa Clause 3, they're good enough for porn. Even if Tim ... more » bmonkey: Just a lovely shot...why would you want to spoil it with a basket? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I know it would seem convenient that I am, as ever, the contrarian, but to say a large mammary excites me more than another, smaller tit, would be dis... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Eva reminds of Juliette Frette, here. Never a bad thing, to my mind. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da. Go, go, Gadget Dick. /slim shady'd //fuck I'm old, that was out eleven years ago more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Spend a fortnite with these November birthday starlets..." more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: & they all are better actors than Helena Bonham Carter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: This video has been removed by the user Obviously, s/he does not like champagne. /bigger //blacker more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Roger Ebert has advised, "If only The Brown Bunny would have been done like this". more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If Shat were good enough for BurningAngel v.2.0beta (or some such), surely Levi would be as well, even as BA is on v.4.0. So, Commandress, make it hap... more » SexyHard: This one doesn't scan as a limerick: To the big titty porn star Gianna, Now listen up babe, 'cause I'm gonna Slide my cock through those udders ... more » -
#sarahpalin
Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn
Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know—how else do you think they keep warm?). More » -
#simulacra
Rude Virtual: Yet Another Virtual Sex Playground
Do you dream of a life full of hot sex, strip clubs, and sizzling adult entertainment ... with none of the boring stuff that usually gets in the way, like parking hassles and depleted bank accounts and irksome STDs? Well, now you can have that life, and you don't even have to leave your computer to get it! Once again, someone has figured out the real attraction of virtual worlds, and to that end Rude Virtual offers free access to an adult digital playground — though if you actually want to get naked or have avatar sex, you're going to have to pony up $20 a month for a full-fledged VIP membership. Still beats what you'd pay for parking or going to a real strip club, we guess. More » -


