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Sienna Miller Saves Topless Sunbathing

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:40:10 EDT

The naysayers may still be saying that topless sunbathing is a thing of the past ... but we should have known that Sienna Miller would be waiting in the wings with her friends getting ready to bring it back into fashion. Seriously, like celebrities were going to stop taking off their tops in public? Whatever were the poor paparazzi supposed to take pictures of?

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In The Future, Everyone Will Be Topless For Fifteen Minutes: Fleshbot's Hottest Celebrity Nipplewatch Moments

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:05:38 EDT

The powers that be may have declared going topless to be so last season, but as far as we (and, apparently, the Raelians) are concerned it'll never go out of style. In a salute to the women who aren't afraid to take their tops off for their adoring public—whether they know their adoring public is looking or not—we've rounded up some of our favorite celebrity nipple sightings. Consider our way of protesting—because when famous boobs call, who can't help but listen?

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Cindy Crawford

China Chow

Sienna Miller

Maria Beatriz Anthony

Did our favorite topless gal pal Sienna...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:30:11 EST

Did our favorite topless gal pal Sienna Miller get busy with her boyfriend on a transatlantic flight—and in front of a reporter for the Daily Mail? We don't believe the story, but only because a silly gossip reporter would never get to fly first class. (mirror.co.uk)

Sienna Miller already punished the tabloids...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:29:16 EST

Sienna Miller already punished the tabloids for publishing full frontal shots from last movie, now she's beaten the photographer who snapped them in a lawsuit. The moral of the story? If you want to see her naked just rent one of her movies, ok? (metro.co.uk)

Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 13:53:26 EST

Lists make excellent fodder for easy end-of-the-year posts, in much the same way that a celebrity nipple or embarrassing bikini malfunctions makes for easy rest-of-the-year posts. (You don't know what it's like sitting around on a slow news day begging for someone like Sharon Stone to forget her sense of decency for a moment until you've walked a mile in our shoes.) But if famous people didn't periodically lose their minds and do something naughty, all of our lives would be a lot less boring. It's true that some of the folks on this list of our favorite celebrity moments of 2007 have even been know to make movies or albums on occasion, but generally those aren't nearly as entertaining.

Check out some of the moments that kept our jobs interesting this year after the jump.

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10

Not Meg White
Sometimes the best sex scandals are the ones that aren't true. Did White Stripes rhythm section Meg White really bang some college student in his dorm and let him film it? Does it even matter?

9

Britney's Downward Spiral, Stage 3
So ... um ... yeah ... that happened. Moving on ...

8

Hayden's Barely Legal Year
Another hot young babe had her "it's no longer creepy" party, to be followed next year by her "whatever happened to?" fiesta (i.e., her 19th birthday).

7

Everybody's Preggers!
Salma. Christina. Halle. Jessica. J-Love. Jaime-Lynn? (No comment on that one.) Everyone seems to have forgone the sexy on-camera Hollywood screwing for the private, baby-making kind. On the plus side, bigger boobs are always nice.

6

Anything Sienna Miller Does. Ever.
Seriously, we're not sure if this gal even owns a shirt, much less knows how to wear one, but we're just glad that her dedication to the cause of the celebrity nudity is so strong and vital.

5

Amy Fisher Understands A Good Press Event
Step aside, all you amateur scandalebrities: let a real tabloid veteran show you how it's done!

4

Natalie Portman's Ass
Better in theory than in iPod-quality practice, but any chance to see Ms. Portman sans culottes is a chance we're never going to pass up.

3

Kim Kardashian: Superstar?
The Paris Hilton "famous for being famous while having sex" phenomenon comes full circle, as her former sidekick parlays her fame by association into a TV show, a Playboy shoot and the worst Vivid video of all time. But at least she's not shy.

2

Vanessa Hudgens' Graduation Gift
Even gay men agree: don't send your high school musical boyfriend full-frontal nudie pics unless you're absolutely sure he can be trusted to not share them with ~~all his friends~~ Planet Earth. (P.S. You can't.)

1

Vanessa and Nick's Excellent Adventure
While they are not the biggest names on this list, the Mexican hot tub dance between pseudo-celebrities Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo was quite possibly our biggest story of the year. We hope that had more to do with the revelation of Vanessa's generous bush than Nick's pained o-face, but the moral, as always, is that watching famous people do dirty things is a terrific way to pass the time.

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Honorable Mention: Sharon Stone's Outrageous Cameltoe, Marisa Tomei Wakes The Dead, and Mr. Skin's Top 20 Nude Scenes Of 2007

It was good day for nude ladies, but a bad...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:02:10 EST

It was good day for nude ladies, but a bad day for the pervs who like to gawk at them without permission, as both Sienna Miller and Elin Nordegren (Mrs. Tiger Woods) won lawsuits against magazines that published photos that may or may not have contained their naughty bits. Next time, ask really really nicely. (channel4.com + foxnews.com + toxicmagazine.com)

Mr. Skin's Top 20 Nude Scenes Of 2007

Fleshbot — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:53:25 EST

Faced with a choice at our local arthouse cinema this past weekend, certain members of Team Fleshbot opted to see the Bob Dylan sort-of-biopic "I'm Not There" instead of "Before The Devil Knows You're Dead". But that was before we knew that the new Sidney Lumet potboiler topped Mr. Skin's list of the Top 20 Nude Scenes of the year—apparently, Marisa Tomei's toplessness is enough to remind everyone that she really did deserve to win that Oscar all those years ago. Fortunately, we did manage to catch several of the other selections that made it onto the list, including Natalie Portman's asstastic appearance in "Hotel Chevalier" and Sienna Miller's almost continuously naked star turn in "Factory Girl". In the meantime, you can probably guess what we'll be lining up to see this weekend—after all, if it took Marisa all this time to take off her top without using to a body double, who knows when we're going to have a chance to see another award-winning performance of hers like this again?

· "Mr. Skin's Top 20 Movie Nude Scenes of 2007" (mrskin.com)

Celebrity CrotchWatch™: Sienna Miller Expands Her Portfolio

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:24:14 EDT

Sienna Miller's efforts in the field of celebrity boobage are prolific and well-documented. While some reports indicate that she is an "actress" and also dated or possibly married other famous people, we know her primarily from her ability to appear topless in various public and not-so-public situations. It was just yesterday, in fact, that we had our latest nipple sighting, but it wasn't until today that we finally learned what she looks like without her fig leaf. It should have occurred to us that these uncensored photos would arrive shortly, but now that they have, it's kind of bittersweet moment. What more can she do? What's left for her to accomplish? Yet, surely she'll find some way to keep pushing the celebrity nudity envelope? You can just tell that she's got more tricks up her ... sleeve.

· Sienna Miller Nude - I Mean Completely Naked (egotastic.com)

At the risk of offending Sienna Miller any...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:09:54 EDT

At the risk of offending Sienna Miller any further, we thought we'd share these new cleverly concealed photos from the set of her naked hippy movie. She may retire because of it, but it's a risk we're willing to take. (newsoftheworld.co.uk)

Sienna Miller was so distraught over the...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:44:43 EDT

Sienna Miller was so distraught over the latest "leak" of nude photos from her new movie, that she's "reluctant" to do anymore nude scenes. So we guess we'll never see her again. (thesun.co.uk)

Would you be shocked if we told you Sienna...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:17:46 EDT

Would you be shocked if we told you Sienna Miller takes her clothes off in her next movie? From her, we expect nothing less. (egotastic.com)

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Sienna Miller Is At It Again

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:29:32 EDT

Sienna Miller has more mentions on this site than any non-porn actress should, but we must confess that we probably couldn't pick her out of a police lineup if you spotted us two suspects. Unless, she was topless of course, in which case she'd be behind bars in about two minutes. We've all had plenty of good long looks at her puppies in the past, and every time we think she might finally put them away for good there they are again in full-color glory. Now, we're not saying she's built an entire career out of showing off her boobs, but ... what's her career again? Oh, right ... actress! One of these days, we've just got to find a movie she's been in and maybe think about renting it.

· Sienna Miller Topless Pictures Never Get Old (egotastic.com)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™: Sienna Miller, Wet Spots: Sienna Miller Reminds Us Why She's Famous, Sienna Miller's "Factory Girl" Sex, Celebrity NippleWatch™: Sienna Miller Revisited

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Sienna Miller Revisited

Fleshbot — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:45:13 EDT

It is a measure of the sorry state of celebrity nipplehood lately that the biggest news in the famous boob scene this week are these pictures of a topless Sienna Miller which are pretty much the same photos that were making the rounds a few weeks ago, only better quality and with the added feature of some curiously inverted bikini cameltoe action as a special bonus. We here at Fleshbot apologize for the dearth in new material during what will undoubtedly one day be known as the Great Celebrity Boob Drought of Ought-Seven, and assure you we continue to do our best to bring you whatever naked jugglies you haven't seen before while reminding you that despite your disinterested yawns, things could be a lot worse: at least we're not telling you about another sighting of Paris Hilton's nether regions. Even we're not that desperate for material.

· Sienna Miller Topless Beach Candids @ Egotastic and Drunken Stepfather (egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archive