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Cameron Diaz, From The Side Now

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

When Cameron Diaz agreed to model for Marie Claire UK, she had no idea that the piece would turn into a tribute to her sideboob. Neither did the staff of Marie Claire, actually.

In fact, no one realized that Marie Claire UK had decided to do a tribute to Cameron Diaz's sideboob until your good friend, Fleshbot, picked up a copy of the magazine and saw it for what it really was: the aforementioned sideboob tribute. And now that we've realized that, well, we have no doubt that this photo will be entered into the hallowed halls of celebrity sexiness. We've got influence like that.

· Cameron Diaz in Marie Claire (hollywoodtuna.com)

This Is The Closest We'll Ever Get To Seeing Olivia Munn Topless

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:45:00 EST

Unless some secret Olivia Munn sex tape gets leaked, or she has one of them wardrobe malfunctions, this is about as naked as we can ever expect to see Olivia "Won't Go Naked In Her Playboy Spread" Munn.

So enjoy it, folks. And if any of you have any leads on one of those Olivia Munn sex tapes...well, you might say we have a "friend" who'd be interested in them. Very interested.

· Olivia Munn (egotastic.com)

Victoria Silvstedt's Holiday Sideboob

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

As we move deeper into the holiday season, it's nice to see the lovely ladies of the world getting into the gift giving spirit. Thank you, Victoria Silvstedt, for your generosity—and your generous sideboob.

· Victoria Silvstedt (taxidrivermovie.com)

WWF Takes A Page Out Of PETA's Handbook

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Because what's the best way to get people to care about endangered species? Naked people! We're not sure how this proves that "their extinction is ours as well," but, um...naked people!

We normally wouldn't say this, but, well, isn't this one case where violence might be a more appropriate sales tool than sex? We are talking about extinction here, people. And that naked lady sure don't look extinct to us.

· WWF: Panther (adsoftheworld.com)

Bai Ling Gives Up On The Whole "Clothes" Thing

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

While Bai Ling has always been known for her attention-seeking nipples, she has, at the very least, maintained the facade of a person who would like to stay clothed. Not anymore, though.

Will her new look, Bai Ling's clearly trying her hardest to maximize any and all nip slips (not to mention other boob happenings). Can we fault her? No: a girl's got to ~~eat~~ get the paparazzi to take photos of her somehow!

· Bai Ling Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Calvin Klein Is Simply The Bottoms!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

Whoever styled this Calvin Klein shoot seems to have been under the impression that doing away with shirts would help the viewer focus in on the pants. Unfortunately, they seem to have created a whole new distraction in the process.

· (coutorture.com, via fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Eva Mendes Loves Us Back

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

Our love affair with Eva Mendes's global endowments continues...and if we're reading her signals correctly, our feelings are definitely reciprocated. That, or Eva's breasts just needed a little fresh air. (taxidrivermovie.com)

At Long Last! Moon Bloodgood's Deleted Topless Scene

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

With all the hype around "Terminator 4"'s deleted topless scene, we were pretty stoked to get our hands on the unrated version of the flick—and finally get to see Moon Bloodgood's goodies.

Unfortunately, it turns out there was more hype than, well, actual nudity. Yes, Moon sheds her top, and yes, we see a little bit—but the whole shot is very, very dark, and most of what we see is sideboob. Can you say "trumped up controversy meant to pump up DVD sales"? Cause we sure can. (We just did!)

· Moon Bloodgood in "Terminator 4" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

A New Perspective On Grace Park (And Her Sideboob)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Sure, Battlestar Galactica was a good show. But you know what would have made it a great show? More Grace Park sideboob. Or underboob. Or hey, even full frontal boob. (We're not picky, is what we're trying to say here.)

Or maybe they were just trying to save us something to look forward to in "Not Battlestar Galactica XXX"? (Hey, if they're already hard at work on a "True Blood" parody, that one can't be that far behind.)

· Grace Park Side Boob in Maxim Outtakes (more @ egotastic.com)

Petra Nemcova Says Hello...With Sideboob!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Oh Petra Nemcova, it's simply been way too long since the last time we saw you—and yes, we've missed you a lot. And if we're not mistaken, that sideboob is an indication that you missed us too.

Although if we are mistaken, we've been misreading a whole lot of signals this week...which could explain some of those slaps across the face, now that we think about it.

· Super Sexy Petra Nemcova Side Boob Pictures (egotastic.com)

Elisabetta Canalis: George Clooney's Good Luck Girl

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

How lucky is George Clooney? In addition to being rich, famous, attractive, and well-acquainted with the Liberator sex pillow, he also happens to date this woman, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. How does one man rack up so much good karma?

Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)

Lady Gaga Uses Boobs To Promote Upcoming Tour

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Never afraid to use sex to sell, Lady Gaga and Kanye West have teamed up to produce this semi-risque video promoting their joint tour. The side/underboob is Gaga's, we're assuming the dark-skinned hand belongs to Kanye.

Anyone want to put forth an over/under on how long this remains on YouTube? (We're actually surprised it's been allowed to remain this long! Don't the censors realize there are boobs on their website?)

· Nude Lady GaGa 'Fame Kills' tour promo released (nme.com)

Eliza Dushku Is Full Of Love (And Nipples)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:30:01 EDT

How much does Eliza Dushku love her fans? Enough to wear a rather revealing top in this video she shot for Complex magazine. And after seeing all that sideboob and nipplage...we have to say we're loving her right back.

· Eliza Dushku (more photos & video @ egotastic.com)

Lady Gaga Gets Sexy For V (Again)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Lady Gaga must really like V Magazine—and vice versa. The sexy superstar has shed some clothing not once, but twice for the arty mag. Not that we're complaining—it seems like a partnership that benefits everyone. (Especially us.) (yuhmm.com)

Shenae Grimes Shows The Camera Her Best Side(boob)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

What is it about "90210" stars showing us their boobs? First we had AnnaLynne McCord's beachside nip slip, the Jessica Stroup's oh-so-seethrough shirt. And now Shenae Grimes is giving us a little sideboob. Is it something in the water?

And if so, can we maybe slip some of it to Scarlett Johansson? (We're just sayin', is all.)

· Shenae Grimes Nip Slip (egotastic.com)

Anna Friel's Boobs: No, Really, They're Everywhere

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:40:00 EDT

Remember what we said earlier today about Anna Friel's boobs being everywhere? We weren't kidding. Look, here they are again (from the side, this time). What have we done to receive this wonderful bounty? (taxidrivermovie.com)

Hayden Panettiere Nude Scene Less Lame Than Previously Assumed

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Though we'd completely written off Hayden Panettiere's first nude scene as not really nude at all, this screen cap has us reconsidering that assessment. Is that... Hayden sideboob? That's not quite topless, but it certainly is something.

We'd start praying for the possibility of nipple...but Hayden's already admitted she was wearing pasties. (Foiled again!)

· Hayden Panettiere Toples Sideboob (egotastic.com)

Heather Graham: With Sideboob, Sex, And Spanks

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:30:01 EDT

"The Hangover" may have given us a clearer view of what's under Heather Graham's blouse, but "Adrift in Manhattan" offers a far, far sexier side of the lovely lady. Also, spanking.

· "Adrift in Manhattan" (imdb.com)
· Clip via Bz Video Clips (bzvideoclips.net)

What, You've Never Played Topless Hide And Seek?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Via Fine Nudes (finenudes.tumblr.com)

A Side(boob)long Glance At Lindsay Lohan

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Earlier this week, the media was awash with rumors that Lindsay Lohan would soon be dancing topless in a Las Vegas revue. Alas, the rumors were untrue—but at least we'll always have Lindsay's impressive sideboob.

(And, we might add, these other topless pictures of her, too.)

· Lindsay Lohan – Beautiful Side-Boobage In Hollywood (cameltap.com)