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more about #straight more comments → Conrad: Well that certainly makes up for her horrid wardrobe, and bad haircut. more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Better than Kathleen Turner, I must say. more » cand86: One boob out of cup, one boob in is surprisingly sexy-looking. more » heterophobic: She is all kinds of awesome. more » FrankN.Stein: naked girls and reading - two of my alltime favorites :) more » bmonkey: I also like lounging about on my couch on a Sunday; we should hang out some time... more » Dethzilla: I call this Reincarnation... with references early on to the pic featured in this article... ahem... Oh Lord, if you take me make me a c-a-p Specif... more » otko: I heard she was arrested. For being too sexy. By Eric Estrada. For real. Just kidding more » otko: Mmmmmm. + extra points for that almost perfect symmetricalness. more » otko: Good morning is right. Love the toe spreading more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jamie Graham, from The Ohio State University. The Buckeyes finally win, at something. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 2002? Are we sure about that? /broken record more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That teardrop will be tattooed on my libido for some time hereafter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: How quickly more turn. Twelve years ago, it was Size 14 -- I think; might have been Nerf Herder -- singing "Claire Danes Poster". Now, the pop-punk of... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If this were Germany, PPO would mean something completely different. more » -
#hardcore
The Sexy Party Continues With "Oils Spills 2"
We've never heard of Ray Bones before—but after witnessing "Oil Spills 2," we've become big fans of his work. And after you witness these babes slathered in oily goodness, we have a feeling you'll be a fan too. More » -
#dvd
"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More » -
#hardcore
Nothing Says Happy Monday Like Big, Big Titties
Chavon Taylor, Rebecca Lane, Melissa Lauren, Shyla Stylez, and Cassandra Calogera are the ample breasted beauties featured in "Titlicious," but it's their ten big, fat, superfly titties that are the real stars of this racktatistic new release. More » -
#hardcore
"Operation Tropical Stormy" Declassified
Whether or not Wicked Pictures darling Stormy Daniels will make a Senate run is still relatively unclear. One thing that's for sure though is that the buxom blonde will be making waves either way this summer. More » -
#breeolsonforever
"The Five" Has At Least Eight More Boobs Than "The 300"
Other than Sasha Grey, no one in "The Five" looks even remotely Mediterranean or homoerotic. The voluptuous Bree Olson doesn't resemble a chiseled Spartan warrior princess at all. And Alexis Texas? Doesn't encourage me to hang around with oiled men. More » -
#dvd
Bree Olson And Sasha Grey Lead An Impressive Pack Of "Five" All-Stars
Forget what "Schoolhouse Rock" might have taught you: in the age of supersizing and upsizing and embiggening, three is no longer the magic number. Five is where it's at. More » -
#hardcore
“Breast Worship 2” Just In Time For Spring
Now that spring is officially here, there seems to be only one thing on our minds...big bouncy boobs! Suddenly, hot chicks with ample cleavage seem to be everywhere—which is fine by us. More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Taco Edition
The Motels ("Take the L out of 'lover' and it's 'over'") is my choice for Awfulest Band of the 80's, but it had a canon. Taco's lone hit was a cover. More » -
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#hardcore
Digital Playground Helps Us Achieve Nurse-vana
Hey, everyone. What do you think about nurses? What about Digital Playground? How about a nurse movie starring Jesse Jane®, Stoya™, Katsuni, Riley Steele™, Gabriella Fox™, Sasha Grey, Shawna Lenee, Shyla Stylez, & Jenna Haze? More » -
#fleshbotrequests
Oh, Canada: The Girls Of The Great North
If tomorrow's election doesn't go quite as hoped, we're willing to bet that some of you might end the evening looking to expatriate. If the good ol' US of A just doesn't seem good enough anymore, perhaps you'd like to consider a move to Canada? With socialized medicine, Tim Horton's, and a homegrown porno channel, the land of the maple leaf is a pretty decent alternative to its southern neighbor—especially since it's also home to some rather good looking ladies. Meet some of Canada's loveliest (and nakedest) ladies after the jump. They're hot enough to make us head north... no matter who wins tomorrow. More » -
#dvdreview
Kaylani Lei Is A Twist With A Twist In "The Accidental Hooker"
Viewers who watch this feature all the way through will be rewarded with a twist ending uncharacteristic of porn movies. I say this as a favor to this movie's producers, because I can't say that everything leading up to the twist is the best a talented group of people can do. Still, you can watch this in a double feature with "Kiss Attack" and not regret the evening. More » -
#complaints
How To Really Have Sex Like A Porn Star
Somewhere along the line, "porn star" seems to have become shorthand for "sexy, liberated, confident woman." We're mostly behind this usage, but sometimes it leads to articles that are just, well, weird. Take, for example, the Frisky's recent article "Five Tips For Screwing Like A Porn Star," a solid, sex-positive piece that offers up some age-old advice for getting what you want in the sack. It is all quite lovely—but has absolutely nothing to do with porn in any way. More »




