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"Masters Of Horror" Presents: The Terribly Bountiful Rack

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

Just kidding. This episode is called "Right to Die," and it's got burning flesh and gross stuff. But for one beautiful scene, it's all about hot tubs and boobs.

You see, in this story, Julia Anderson and her husband wreck the car, and while the hubby walks away unscathed, Julia is mangled and burnt, although still alive. So while her husband dilly-dallies in his decision to pull her plug or prolong her suffering, she haunts the crap out of him. Anyway, none of this important. If you happen to see her breast melt during the last couple seconds, don't worry. Just forget it.

· "Masters of Horror" Right to Die (2007) (imdb.com)
· Julia Anderson :: Masters Of Horror s02e09 (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

"Californication" Skinnydips Off Into The Sunset

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

The third season of "Californication" concluded last night, not with a bang, but with a flock of naked women swimming around a drunk, floating Hank Moody. (Yes, this is what's known as a dream sequence.)

True, it wasn't a wild night at the strip club, but at least we got one last, parting glance at Eva Amurri's rack. And as we prepare for a long, cold winter...well, at least we have that to remember the show by.

· "Californication" (sho.com)

Christina Ulloa Puts The Fornication In "Californication"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

How does Evan Handler get so much tail? Or rather, how does he continually get cast in roles where he's shtupping beautiful women? Observe: last night he added Christina Ulloa to his list of sex scene co-stars.

Man, he must have a seriously good agent.

· "Californication" (sho.com)

Courtney Ford Briefly Disrobes On "Dexter"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

What's that? You don't remember any nudity on last night's "Dexter"? Well, it was rather quick—but we've found a slomo version that'll allow you to savor each and every nanosecond of nudity.

· "Dexter" (sho.com)
· Clip via Deep At Sea Videos (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

"Californication" Gets Busy In The Hizzay (Also In The Strip Club)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Eva Amurri may not have disrobed last night—but that doesn't mean that there was a lack of action (or boobs).

Though it may not have lived up to "Dexter"'s exploration of the female orgasm, "Californication" still performed nicely with another trip to the strip club...and even a foray into group sex!

· "Californication" (sho.com)

Sex And Death With "Dexter"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:00:00 EDT

How is it that a show about a serial killer gives us one of the best female orgasms on American TV? We couldn't begin to guess...but we will happily watch Courtney Ford in ecstasy all day long.

· "Dexter" (sho.com)

Showtime To Get A Lot More Naked This Fall

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

The weather may be getting colder—but instead of bundling up for the winter, Showtime's just starting to show some skin. In addition to Eva Amurri (and others!) stripping down on "Californication," we're also hearing rumors of nudity on "Dexter."

Above, a still of Kelly Huddleston from the first episode of Dexter's upcoming season. True, there's a bit of gore to go with the boobs (this is a show about a serial killer, after all), but it still looks pretty promising. This could be the beginning of a very promising fall for Showtime...if HBO's not careful, they'll lose their hard-won award for Best Celebrity Nudity.

· Fall TV Celebrity Nudity Preview (nudography.com)

The Boobs Of "Weeds": A Retrospective

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

"Weeds" returns this Monday—and with rumors of a naked Alanis Morissette floating around, you know we're excited. To get extra pumped for the awesomeness, we've compiled this collection of some of the best boob moments of previous seasons.

Enjoy it responsibly.

· "Weeds" (sho.com)
· Clips via Deep At Sea Videos (here and here)

Nikki Ziering, Simona Fusco, And Rayma Alfred Are "Crazy Girls" Uncovered

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 07 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Another quality Showtime offering: we hear "Crazy Girls Undercover" will be airing this weekend during that sweet 2am time slot (that's how you know it's good).

No, we don't know what makes these girls "crazy," though we've heard that they have some sort of affiliation with the CIA (and an apparent affinity for baring their breasts—just the way we like our girls!).

Sadly, we have a suspicion that some of these beautiful boobs are actually stunt breasts, and not the assets of the actual actresses... but hey, who are we to complain about boobs on TV?

· Video Clips of Nikki Ziering, Simona Fusco, and others from Crazy Girls Undercover (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Topless Charlotte Salt Returns To "The Tudors"—And Brings Emma Hamilton (And Her Boobs!) With Her

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

We're glad to see that Showtime hasn't toned down it's erotic imagining of the life of Henry VIII—it seems the clip of a topless Charlotte Salt wasn't a fluke, but the start of a trend.

We've just been graced with two more clips from "The Tudors," both from this season's third episode. Joining Charlotte Salt is Emma Hamilton, who doesn't shy away from putting some real feeling (and real boobs!) into her sex scene.

Man, if we'd known British history was this sexy, we might have actually stayed awake in high school.

· "The Tudors" (sho.com)
· Charlotte Salt & Emma Hamilton - The Tudors s03e03 hdtv720p (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Charlotte Salt Goes Topless On "The Tudors"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EDT

The real life Tudors were known for getting down and dirty (Henry VIII wasn't just playing cards with all those wives, you know), but we had no idea that their TV counterparts were similarly sexy.

But this clip from the premiere episode of the third season (airing April 5) has opened our eyes: we're not sure why Charlotte Salt (or Lady Ursula Misseldon, if you prefer) is sitting naked by a window, but we're sure it's completely dramatically justified and totally important to the no doubt compelling storyline. We're also newly convinced that we really, really need to resubscribe to Showtime. For, uh, professional edification purposes, we swear.

· "The Tudors" (sho.com)
· Video Clip of Charlotte Salt From The Tudors (upcomingnudescenes.net)

"Secret Diary Of A Call Girl" Available Right Here!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:45:00 EST

Love "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl"? Hate televisions? You can watch the first episode of the show's second season right here on Fleshbot. (What are you waiting for?)

Watch The First Episode Of "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl"'s Second Season... Right Here!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:30:01 EST

Did you love the first season of "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl"? Did you totally hate it? Whatever, you know you're dying to see the premiere of Season Two. And you can! Right here!

The good people of Showtime have offered Fleshbot the exciting opportunity to showcase the very first episode of "Call Girl"'s second season. Through the magic of voodoo and video embeds, you'll find the entire episode right here, on this page. Take a peek at what Billie's up to this season... and be sure to let us know what you think in the comments.

· "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl" (sho.com)

Showtime Reality Series To Profile Vivid's "Throat"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:30:01 EST

Sasha Grey vehicle "Throat" isn't just a cautionary tale—it's also the subject of an upcoming Showtime reality series, "Deeper Throat," which tracks the film's progress from inspiration to completion, documenting the drama along the way.

What kind of drama, you ask? Well, for one thing, "Throat" is actually a (very, very loose) remake of porn classic "Deep Throat," so in order to even make the film, Vivid had to secure permission from franchise owners Ray Pistol and Arrow Productions... who had their own ideas for a "Deep Throat" remake. Old school vs. new school! Pornographer vs. pornographer! Amazing!

Not surprisingly, the media-savvy Grey wasn't too thrilled with her turn on reality TV: "I wasn't really happy with the creative direction and how I will inevitably be portrayed... It felt more like very poor acting from both my fiance and me, and less like a reality show. As far as my performance in the film, they didn't affect that too much, as I stayed focused on the movie not the faux reality. I felt that they were trying to turn Sasha Grey into Linda Lovelace."

We much prefer Sasha Grey as Sasha Grey.

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Showtime to Premiere 'Throat' Reality Series Feb. 14 (avn.com)

"Californication" Is Boring, Except When There Are Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:45:13 EDT

"Californication," the show that probably didn't make David Duchovny a sex addict, has a lot of sex in it. After all, it is about a sex addict — and isn't that all those people think about anyway? Nevertheless: even though it's full of sex, the show somehow manages to be boring, at least during the parts that don't feature a topless Brooke Banner. So what's a viewer to do? If using TiVo to fast forward to the ~~naked~~ good parts is too much work, point your browser to "Californication Girls," a site that's slowly accumulating all the worthwhile clips in the show. Because why should you sit through a thirty minute show for four minutes of boobs? (Though come to think of it, we've done more for less.) · Californication Girls (californicationgirls.com) · Sex arouses little interest in Showtime's 'Californication' (nydailynews.com)

Previously On "Weeds": Nancy's Boobs Say Goodbye To Another Season

Jonnobot — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:45:55 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Lest you think the highlights of the last two episodes of "Weeds" this season were restricted to glimpses of hot man booty, loyal viewers were also treated to yet another extended naked shot of Mary Louise Parker in a bathtub during Sunday's finale—so extended, in fact, that the producers almost seem to be rolling their eyes at perverted celebrity boob fans who put their TiVos into overdrive every time there's so much of a glimpse of exposed areola to be had anywhere on cable television. But did that stop us? Of course not! As Justin Kirk as MLP's besmitten brother-in-law said when confronted with her toplessness, "They're bigger than I thought." See if you agree with him after the jump. (Note: Spoiler alert, obvs—and we don't just mean Nancy's boobies.). . . The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser. • See also: Finale wrap-up: "Weeds" (salon.com; spoilers galore)

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Previously: Previously On "Weeds": Nancy Gets Spanked, Previously On "Weeds": Nancy Gets Seriously Laid,

Previously On "Weeds": Nancy Gets Spanked

Jonnobot — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:25:21 EDT

While we continue to love our "Weeds", we have to admit it's been going to some pretty dark places this season—not to mention a few implausible ones. Why did Nancy decide to save the doublecrossing Celia from being offed by her mota-smuggling overlords anyway? Is it really possible to dig a tunnel across the border from Mexico to a suburban strip mall? And most important of all, why didn't they hire an expert to show actor Demian Bichir how to deliver a proper spanking to Mary-Louise Parker in last night's episode—you know, one that would really leave handprints on her butt instead of those obviously painted-on ones she flashed later on? No matter: we still got to see MLP in her panties (bestill our hearts). And if this is just the beginning of a kinky relationship between Nancy and her Mexican drug kingpin, we say bring it on. Check out the versimilitude (or lack thereof) for yourself after the jump.

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· "Weeds" Official Site (sho.com)

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Lexington Steele Smokes "Weeds"

Speaking of Showtime and other networks...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:05:54 EDT

Speaking of Showtime and other networks that aren't in our cable package, here's a friendly reminder that the (mercifully abridged) 2008 AVN Awards broadcast debuts tonight. Or you could just re-read our scintillating play-by-play coverage directly from the event. We ~~suffered~~ happily sat through it so you wouldn't have to! (avn.com + sho.com)

In case our liveblogging coverage of the...

Jonnobot — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:53:00 EST

In case our liveblogging coverage of the 2008 AVN Awards wasn't enough, you'll be able to relive all the glamour and excitement all over again for the first time when Showtime broadcasts the event next month. Put your TV in your neighbors' house across the street and watch it through binoculars, set up lots of empty seats in your living room, and it'll be just like actually being there! (schedule @ sho.com)

The Naked Women Of "Californication"

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:00:03 EST

Even though the Showtime series "Califorrnication" contains another word for fucking right in the title, the name always makes us think of that annoying Red Hot Chili Peppers song—which is why we've never seen a single episode of the show. (Well, that and the thought of watching Agent Mulder have sex gives us the shakes.) But apparently there are other reasons to watch the show, such as the parade of hot women who (we assume) drive the main character to distraction in amusing, yet poignant ways. Fortunately, there are still dedicated screencappers out there who religious document this phenomenon in all its still-frame glory. This gallery reminds of the old days of the internet when video-on-demand and Bittorrent bootlegs were beyond the reach of dialer-uppers and captured images were the preferred outlet for movie and TV boobage. Like the middle aged man played by David Duchovny who searches each week for his lost youth in the sins of willing, nubile flesh (again, that's just an educated guess), we're suddenly feeling very old.

· Women of Californication (screencaps @ dontlinkthis.net)