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"Californication" Gets Busy In The Hizzay (Also In The Strip Club)
Eva Amurri may not have disrobed last night—but that doesn't mean that there was a lack of action (or boobs). More » -
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Sex And Death With "Dexter"
How is it that a show about a serial killer gives us one of the best female orgasms on American TV? We couldn't begin to guess...but we will happily watch Courtney Ford in ecstasy all day long. More » -
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Showtime To Get A Lot More Naked This Fall
The weather may be getting colder—but instead of bundling up for the winter, Showtime's just starting to show some skin. In addition to Eva Amurri (and others!) stripping down on "Californication," we're also hearing rumors of nudity on "Dexter." More » -
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The Boobs Of "Weeds": A Retrospective
"Weeds" returns this Monday—and with rumors of a naked Alanis Morissette floating around, you know we're excited. To get extra pumped for the awesomeness, we've compiled this collection of some of the best boob moments of previous seasons. More » -
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Nikki Ziering, Simona Fusco, And Rayma Alfred Are "Crazy Girls" Uncovered
Another quality Showtime offering: we hear "Crazy Girls Undercover" will be airing this weekend during that sweet 2am time slot (that's how you know it's good). More » -
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Topless Charlotte Salt Returns To "The Tudors"—And Brings Emma Hamilton (And Her Boobs!) With Her
We're glad to see that Showtime hasn't toned down it's erotic imagining of the life of Henry VIII—it seems the clip of a topless Charlotte Salt wasn't a fluke, but the start of a trend. More » -
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Charlotte Salt Goes Topless On "The Tudors"
The real life Tudors were known for getting down and dirty (Henry VIII wasn't just playing cards with all those wives, you know), but we had no idea that their TV counterparts were similarly sexy. More » -
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"Secret Diary Of A Call Girl" Available Right Here!
Love "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl"? Hate televisions? You can watch the first episode of the show's second season right here on Fleshbot. (What are you waiting for?) -
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Watch The First Episode Of "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl"'s Second Season... Right Here!
Did you love the first season of "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl"? Did you totally hate it? Whatever, you know you're dying to see the premiere of Season Two. And you can! Right here! More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Showtime Reality Series To Profile Vivid's "Throat"
Sasha Grey vehicle "Throat" isn't just a cautionary tale—it's also the subject of an upcoming Showtime reality series, "Deeper Throat," which tracks the film's progress from inspiration to completion, documenting the drama along the way. More » -
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"Californication" Is Boring, Except When There Are Boobs
"Californication," the show that probably didn't make David Duchovny a sex addict, has a lot of sex in it. After all, it is about a sex addict — and isn't that all those people think about anyway? Nevertheless: even though it's full of sex, the show somehow manages to be boring, at least during the parts that don't feature a topless Brooke Banner. So what's a viewer to do? If using TiVo to fast forward to the nakedgood parts is too much work, point your browser to "Californication Girls," a site that's slowly accumulating all the worthwhile clips in the show. Because why should you sit through a thirty minute show for four minutes of boobs? (Though come to think of it, we've done more for less.) · Californication Girls (californicationgirls.com) · Sex arouses little interest in Showtime's 'Californication' (nydailynews.com) -
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Previously On "Weeds": Nancy's Boobs Say Goodbye To Another Season
Lest you think the highlights of the last two episodes of "Weeds" this season were restricted to glimpses of hot man booty, loyal viewers were also treated to yet another extended naked shot of Mary Louise Parker in a bathtub during Sunday's finale—so extended, in fact, that the producers almost seem to be rolling their eyes at perverted celebrity boob fans who put their TiVos into overdrive every time there's so much of a glimpse of exposed areola to be had anywhere on cable television. But did that stop us? Of course not! As Justin Kirk as MLP's besmitten brother-in-law said when confronted with her toplessness, "They're bigger than I thought." See if you agree with him after the jump. (Note: Spoiler alert, obvs—and we don't just mean Nancy's boobies.) More » -
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Previously On "Weeds": Nancy Gets Spanked
While we continue to love our "Weeds", we have to admit it's been going to some pretty dark places this season—not to mention a few implausible ones. Why did Nancy decide to save the doublecrossing Celia from being offed by her mota-smuggling overlords anyway? Is it really possible to dig a tunnel across the border from Mexico to a suburban strip mall? And most important of all, why didn't they hire an expert to show actor Demian Bichir how to deliver a proper spanking to Mary-Louise Parker in last night's episode—you know, one that would really leave handprints on her butt instead of those obviously painted-on ones she flashed later on? No matter: we still got to see MLP in her panties (bestill our hearts). And if this is just the beginning of a kinky relationship between Nancy and her Mexican drug kingpin, we say bring it on. Check out the versimilitude (or lack thereof) for yourself after the jump. More » -
#television
Speaking of Showtime and other networks that aren't in our cable package, here's a friendly reminder that the (mercifully abridged) 2008 AVN Awards broadcast debuts tonight. Or you could just re-read our scintillating play-by-play coverage directly from the event. Wesufferedhappily sat through it so you wouldn't have to! (avn.com + sho.com) -
#media
In case our liveblogging coverage of the 2008 AVN Awards wasn't enough, you'll be able to relive all the glamour and excitement all over again for the first time when Showtime broadcasts the event next month. Put your TV in your neighbors' house across the street and watch it through binoculars, set up lots of empty seats in your living room, and it'll be just like actually being there! (schedule @ sho.com) -
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The Naked Women Of "Californication"
Even though the Showtime series "Califorrnication" contains another word for fucking right in the title, the name always makes us think of that annoying Red Hot Chili Peppers song—which is why we've never seen a single episode of the show. (Well, that and the thought of watching Agent Mulder have sex gives us the shakes.) But apparently there are other reasons to watch the show, such as the parade of hot women who (we assume) drive the main character to distraction in amusing, yet poignant ways. Fortunately, there are still dedicated screencappers out there who religious document this phenomenon in all its still-frame glory. This gallery reminds of the old days of the internet when video-on-demand and Bittorrent bootlegs were beyond the reach of dialer-uppers and captured images were the preferred outlet for movie and TV boobage. Like the middle aged man played by David Duchovny who searches each week for his lost youth in the sins of willing, nubile flesh (again, that's just an educated guess), we're suddenly feeling very old. More » -
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Porn Valley Dispatch: Lexington Steele Smokes "Weeds"
As we told you last month, porn star Lexington Steele has been playing Porn Star Lexington Steele in the two most recent episodes of Showtime's "Weeds". While his role did not allow him to service Mary Louise Parker, as we would have written it (with ourselves playing Steele), he did have more than five lines of dialogue about the catering on his porn set with series regular Justin Kirk. Not only that, but Kirsten Price and Jessica Jaymes were denied access to the craft services table for fear of pubes in the taboulli (before their obvious lack of them allowed entry). More » -
#mediaalert
What could possibly be better than a real live pornstar making two guest appearances on Showtime's "Weeds" (which just so happens to be one of our favorite shows ever even before they cast Mary Kate Olsen as a sexy Christian pothead)? Well, it'd be great if Lexington Steele managed to get Mary Louise Parker out of her clothes in at least one of the episodes, but we guess you can't have everything. (avn.com)
