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#katiegreen
Scandal!: Underwear Model Once Modeled Without Underwear
You may recognize Katie Green's cleavage from that new Wonderbra ad—or maybe from a totally shocking and scandalous threeway lesbian porno shoot she did in her "shameful past." We know it must be very hard for British tabloids to accept the fact that a woman who gets paid to model see-through underwear might at one point in her life have modeled just her body—but sadly, it does happen sometimes. The News Of The World is so torn up over this they even forget to "CENSOR" one of the three topless photos in question! Hopefully, the fine and upstanding folks at Wonderbra will see fit to punish Katie Green the way they punished their last shameless nude porno model ... by giving her her own line of lingerie. If you can stomach it, the offending pictures are below. More » -
#bdsm
A new study has come to shocking conclusion that people who are into BDSM are not really dangerous and deranged individuals who were abused as children—in fact, they might actually be "normal!" Don't worry, you can still be into bondage and still be a freak—just, you know, the good kind. (theaustralian.news.com.au) -
#shocking
A scientific survey of what we're assuming was a large group of standup comedians reveals the shocking truth that women prefer committed relationships to one night stands and want more like, hugs and junk, while men will simply do anything in their power to see a naked breast and then brag about it to their friends. So, six of one, half of dozen of the other, right?(sunderlandecho.com) -
#shocking
Scandal rocks a public library in Brooklyn as adults using the adult computers were found looking at adult material ... by another adult. Of course, we never use the library because we have all the porn we need at home, but we realize that everyone's not as lucky as we are. (gowanuslounge.com) -
#sextapes
A Hoax, You Say?
Guess what? That "new" Marilyn Monroe sex tape? Probably not real! And the guy who claims to have sold it may be just a self-absorbed name dropper who likes the attention. Stunning, isn't it? We know that you're hurt and confused by all these dastardly lies, but try not to let it ruin your faith in celebrity sex tapes. (Defamer) -
#shocking
Breaking: Reality TV Person Once Photographed Naked
We're sorry to have to tell you this, but a person who is famous only for appearing on a reality TV show once had her picture taken without clothes on. We would tell you more here, but we actually read the story and we're still not sure who she is or why you should know her. (takeareport.com, via Gawker) -
#celebrity
Who's That Girl?: The Greatest Celebrity Sex Scandals That Weren't
Everyone loves celebrity sex stories; we probably wouldn't be in business if they didn't. But one problem with amateur handheld night-vision camera phone pornography is that it's often difficult to identify the participants. Of course, that also makes it easy to dupe a public eager for juicy gossip into thinking that you fucked a movie star. The more immediate problem for us is that whenever one of these sexy stories "leaks" people turn to us to pass an informed judgment on its veracity—and most of the time, we're just as confused as everyone else: we do pride ourselves on our ability to spot a good fake, but even we get it wrong sometimes. (And that's the most shocking fact of all!) So join us as we take a look back at some incredibly scandalous true-life celebrity shenanigans that turned out to be not-so-true after all ... and even one that was. More » -
#media
The Times Online can't believe how crazy web porn has gotten — Isabella Rossellini as a bug? Hot babes with falcons? Wild! Let's just hope they don't stumble on Genki Genki anytime soon. (technology.timesonline.co.uk) -
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#shocking
We hope you're sitting down for this: it turns out that the profiles of hot women used to lure customers to sexy online chat rooms are — gasp — not real! You mean to say that people sometimes pay for sexual services that are just ... a fantasy? We don't know what to believe anymore. (blogto.com) -
#followup
Shanghiist has put together a complete recap/update of that Hong Kong celebrity sex scandal that has us Westerners so confused. Now with YouTube apologies and secret unnamed participants! This would be so shocking if only we knew why these folks were famous! (shanghaiist.com) -
#advertising
Just like our friends in the Catholic community, we are outraged by this ad depicting nuns enjoying a nude life drawing class—but mostly because it doesn't make any sense. We're all for nudity, but what do nuns in art class have to do with joining an overpriced gym? (kcci.com + whdh.com) -
#video
Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Gutter Girls"
We had to take a break for a while from all those crazy uninhibited chicks who shock and intimidate us with their groovy sexed up lifestyles, but this week sees the return of those kinds of girls who go all the way and then ask why! We're so lucky to have not grown up in the sixties when wild and way out sex cults terrorized the populace with their sinful ways—not like the innocent upstanding young ladies you meet on the internet these days. More » -
#france
Carla Bruni Makes French Politics Interesting
Have you heard about the scandalous political scandal that has all of France positively ... er, scandalized? We don't read the papers much, but from what we've gathered some dude who's like the president or something totally cheated on his wife and unlike in some countries (ahem) French people are usually down with the whole world leaders having mistresses thing, except that this dude dumped his wife in the middle of a campaign (maybe?) and then (probably?) married his hottie model-singer girlfriend who loves to hang out on beaches in her bikini. Again, our grasp of parliamentary procedure in the European Union is a little weak, but we consulted several political science manuals and this photo gallery and came to the conclusion that Carla Bruni is pretty much the hottest thing to come out of Paris since Freedom Fries. Isn't international diplomacy awesome? More » -
#butwhataboutthechildren
English Teacher Acts In Sexy Commercial, Corrupts Youth
Everyone knows from watching movies that private schools appear on the surface to be stuffy, uptight institutions of higher learning, but underneath they are actually lusty dens of sin and vice. So we can't figure why Britian would be so shocked to learn that a private school English teacher can be seen having (not really) sex with a randy construction worker on YouTube. This fantasy ad has been online for some time already, and while it might be creepy in a "women are all dirty sluts who crave hardhat cock" sorta way, we wouldn't call it "shocking soft-porn." (Decide for yourself below. They even use a condom!) But if a low-paid teacher can't make a little non-nude acting money during summer breaks, then there's definitely a lesson to be learned in there somewhere. More » -
#greatmomentsinselfpromotion
Any doubts about Amy Fisher's involvement with or assent to the DVD distribution of her homemade sex adventure are probably erased by the news that she will be the special guest DJ at her own sex tape release party. So we're going to go out on a limb and say that she's cool with the whole thing. -
#yearinreview
Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too
Lists make excellent fodder for easy end-of-the-year posts, in much the same way that a celebrity nipple or embarrassing bikini malfunctions makes for easy rest-of-the-year posts. (You don't know what it's like sitting around on a slow news day begging for someone like Sharon Stone to forget her sense of decency for a moment until you've walked a mile in our shoes.) But if famous people didn't periodically lose their minds and do something naughty, all of our lives would be a lot less boring. It's true that some of the folks on this list of our favorite celebrity moments of 2007 have even been know to make movies or albums on occasion, but generally those aren't nearly as entertaining. More » -
#gossip
Let's be honest—is anyone really surprised that noted tantric fuckers Sting and Trudy Styler would have naughty Helmut Newton photos displayed over their bordello-red satin bedsheets? We're actually a little disappointed that there isn't some kind of sex swing or penis shrine in there, but maybe the press didn't get to photograph that corner of the room. (dailymail.co.uk) -
#scandal
Shocking New Evidence Proves Heather Mills Was Once Naked, Again
If British tabloids had ears, they would have had steam coming out of them this weekend as they angrily reported that the former wife of a former Beatle was a dirty liar. Those of you old enough to remember the summer of 2006 may recall the horrible scandal of Paul McCartney's ex, Heather Mills, whose infamous "porno past" was revealed by The Sun. Well, now the papers have caught her again and this time it's for something much more dangerous and naughty: semantics!
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#scandal
Breaking: Professional Model Sells Body To Make A Living
Sophie Anderton is part of the new breed of celebrities who are pretty much famous just for being famous and are prime targets for tabloid newspapers even though no one can remember why the tabloids ever cared about them in the first place. Naturally, we only know her name because of a sex tape scandal that seemed kind of silly at the time, but now sounds perfectly plausible after a British paper caught her in a "sex sting." A "reporter" for the News Of The World pretended to be a businessman, hired Sophie for a "date" and then filmed her doing a whole bunch of embarrassing things (like cocaine) and offering to bring herself and a friend on a three-day sex trip to the Bahamas for £15,000 a night.
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#shocking
A Virginia newspaper editorial actually comes to the defense of the local porn shop saying the city prosecutor is wasting taxpayers' time and money by going after the store. Also: "If it manages to stay in business, then it obviously isn't violating community standards." Gee, that's so crazy it almost makes sense. (roanoke.com) -
#oldnews
This just in: Computers make it easy to access porn when you're at work. Now if only there were some way for me to make and receive phone calls while I'm away from my home or "mobile," if you will. (usatoday.com; photo via evilsigntist) -
#shocking
Sienna Miller was so distraught over the latest "leak" of nude photos from her new movie, that she's "reluctant" to do anymore nude scenes. So we guess we'll never see her again. (thesun.co.uk) -
#shocking
Kim Kardashian posed for what was supposed to be a classy, clothed photoshoot for Playboy, but surprise! ... she took her boob out and it should end up in the magazine. That just seems so unlike her, doesn't it? (usmagazine.com) -
#scandal
Jodie Marsh Maybe Didn't Need You To Marry Her After All
We hope you're sitting down for this, because what we're about to tell you may be both shocking and disturbing—a reality TV show may have a sham. You may recall that buxom British model Jodie Marsh was searching for a husband using that time-honored tradition for finding true love, the television game show. Well, she found a "winner" in fellow model Matt Peacock who married her last month. There's just one catch though—gossips are saying the pair was already engaged before filming even started, but that it didn't stop them from cashing in a £60,000 wedding ceremony courtesy of the show's sponsors. Does this mean that her recent claim that the newlyweds are currently "experimenting with violence and asphyxiation" in the bedroom is a lie as well? Gosh, if gimmicky self-promotional reality shows aren't genuine, how can we ever trust again? More » -
#shocking
In case you hadn't heard, the hunt for the naked girl who lost her camera was actually a viral marketing stunt—but not a very good one apparently, because we still don't know her real name or the site she works for. Oh, well ... we'll always have Facebook. (dailymail.co.uk) -
#butwhataboutthechildren
Adults are shocked to learn that kids would use pre-paid credit cards to buy things other than lollipops and comic books. Actually, some of the lollipops and comics books we've seen aren't that innocent to begin with. (guardian.co.uk) -
#shocking
Even though yesterday was National Underwear Day, scores of women were roaming the streets of New York City without any drawers on! We must get to the bottom of this ... since apparently no silk or cotton ever does. (nypost.com, via Gawker) -
#shocking
Miss New Jersey will keep her crown since her blackmail ordeal is the most boring beauty pageant scandal ever. As if we all didn't have a photo someone biting our tit floating around out there somewhere? (msnbc.msn.com) -
#publicsexalert
Vanessa Minnillo And Nick Lachey Really Enjoyed Their Hot Tub
If you thought some Mexican lawyering and a big bank account would be enough to keep those "hardcore" pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey out of the public eye, you don't know much about the internets. Although, if you're slightly suspicious that one of Hollywood's more noticeable couples could get "caught" having sex in an outdoor tub, and the pictures would somehow mysteriously get spread around the globe we wouldn't blame you, especially now that we've seen the first batch of snaps from their notorious south of the border vacation. There's no bare boobs or stray ween and not even one lousy penetration shot, but obvs ... they're so totally doing it. Who knows if there's more where this came from (or who that awkwardly placed third leg belongs to) but whether they want attention or they just want to drive Jessica Simpson to drinking ... mission accomplished.
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