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Sin City Invites You To Go "Dancing With Porn Stars"

DCypher — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Slowly but surely, director Sammy Slater has been climbing to the top of porn parody mountain. This week he adds one more peak to his belt on that Everest climb, as Kagney Linn Karter plays his Tenzing Norgay.

It may come as no surprise that "Dancing with the Stars" is a worldwide franchise with spin-off's in different parts of the globe—but it was a hell of a shock to us. In fact, America has one of the lowest-rated versions of the show. Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Bulgaria, Chile, China, Croatia, The Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Germany, India, Israel, Italy, Japan, Latvia, The Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Romania, Russia, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, and even Sweden have their own versions of the BBC owned show. Kinda puts it all into perspective, doesn't it? Not really? Okay, then.

Sin City decided to jump in to the porn parody pile with both feet...but wanted to add a little twist. That's where Sammy came in with more questions than Glenn Beck. What if they decided to cast pornstars in the series instead of C-List celebrities, rappers, and Playboy models that were once listed on Nikki's escort site?

Next, he cast the lovely and talented Kagney Linn Karter to play his lead role, Play Bunny Model from the Mansion Next Door, and the rest, well, was history. Kagney rides hard cock with a sexy little whine, stuffing her tight little pink fuck hole while her blonde hair sways back and forth. You had us at Kagney. It's easy to see why she's booked every day.

Then Sammy threw in a fresh dose of babes, including Madison James, Lana Violet, Shawna Lenee, Riley Evans, and MILF Ariella Ferrera. You know better than anyone how we all feel about sexy little Penthouse Pet Shawna Lenee. Newcomer Seth Gamble cracks open her perennially tight, bubble gum pink twat and gets the hottest chick in porn squirting and screaming his name in no time at all. Nice work, Seth.

Slater takes cracks at Twilight, Jack Ass, the judges, and the network itself, with better than average results. The show is both sexy and funny, a rare combination that's hard to pull off.

"Dancing with Porn Stars" streets this week from Sin City Films and Sammy Slater. Check out the exclusive gallery we got (because you absolutely cannot see it anywhere else) then cruise on over here and see the trailer.

"Jesse Jane" Gets Off "Online"

DCypher — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Jesse Jane knows better than anyone that online dating sucks. With so many people online pretending to be her, she's been asked to friend request herself at least a hundred times by ruthless, desperate strangers.

Just as with a Nicolas Cage movie, what you're sold is never what you end up getting—and usually it's pretty sad and frustrating (no to mention pathetic). You wind up having to entertain yourself and just feeling bad half the time...all right, most of the time.

So when Robby D over at Digital Playground decided to make a movie about online dating, he knew right away that Jesse Jane was the perfect person to cast as the lead. Luckily she was available, and, after having her agent fax the script over to her one page at a time, she fell in love with the project. She knew within the first ten pages that this was going to be the script that she would be remembered for (along with that amazing guest appearance on Entourage where she threatened to butt fuck the comic geek harassing Vince—but the nerd totally loved it).

We're not going to be like other sites that give away the plot. In fact, we're not even going to tell you whether it's a comedy, sending up online dating, or all dramatic, like a Brad Armstrong movie. Anyone can tell you that, right? Instead we're going to tell you that Jesse fucks three guys in this movie: Mick Blue, Scott Nails, and Ben English—who has since retired (or so we are told).

The movie also features Shawna Lenee getting stuffed full of Tommy Gunn and Madelyn Marie having hot sex with pretty boy stud Danny Mountain. We're always happy to see sexy Shawna fuck since she's honestly one of our favorite performers and one of the hottest women to ever be in adult entertainment. We could watch her fuck all day long...in fact, we're pretty sure we have once. (That was an amazing day.)

"Jesse Jane Online" comes out on November 11th from Digital Playground. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground, so keep your hands on your tingling genitals and off of their images. Now, enjoy the work of one of the greatest masters of pornography starring the most beautiful women in the world. You are very welcome. Have a great weekend!

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"Deviance": The Return Of Eva Angelina

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

There are some women who permanently leave porn after becoming pregnant, others who return a tamer starlet, and still others who return wild and hungry to fuck. "Deviance" makes it very clear that Eva Angelina falls into the third category.

Though all the girls featured in "Deviance" put forth excellent performances, it's very clear that Eva Angelina is the real star of the show (as well she should be). Appearing in four of the six scenes, Eva takes on Mr. Marcus (in all three holes!), joins Lexi Belle in a threeway with Tommy Gunn, gets doubled teamed (and DPed) by Ben English and Marco Banderas, and heads up an all-girl free for all with Teagan Presley, Sunny Leone, and Alexis Texas. We're exhausted just writing that up—we can't imagine what it must have been like for Eva to actually do it.

The two non-Eva scenes are also quite strong, with Kagney Linn Karter and James Deen enjoying each other in what appear to be the hallway of an abandoned warehouse and Shawna Lenee going after Mick Blue and Jerry (at the same time!). But really, we gotta say...its Eva who steals our heart.

Difficult as it was to wait for Eva during her months away from porn, "Deviance" is proof positive that the wait was worth it. And if this is Eva getting her feet wet, well...we can't wait for "Evalutionary."

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Stormy Daniels Is Feeling "Tormented" Lately

DCypher — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

And with so much on her plate it's easy to see why...our blonde darling crossover star needs more hot kinky sex in her life! That's all!

It appears that legendary, award-winning director Jonathan Morgan is still alive and well and working over at Wicked Pictures (just as he has been for over a decade now). Despite his alarmingly reclusive nature in the last few years (which has earned him his latest nickname: the JD Salinger of porn), the quality of the work he produces has not been diminished. If anything, we'd say it has gone up. Now, instead of bells and whistles and rickety rackety, he's all substance and style—and we're very impressed!

With today's release of' "Tormented," we see a true master hard at work on his craft. Coupled with Stormy Daniels, the duet delves deep into the sinister side of seduction for an admittedly darker take on Wicked's generally insouciant and effervescing starlet.

"I have a really dark and perverted streak in me that no one knows about," Stormy would have said, undoubtedly, if her publicist could speak through her mouth to promote this movie. "I like to explore my fantasies of domination, submission and other sexually altered states, allowing reality to take a back seat to the perverted passions deep within my mind."

Okay, so maybe she didn't exactly say any of those things. Nor, for the record, did any of her lovely co-stars, Asa Akira, Priya Rai, Aiden Starr, Shawna Lenee, Sarah Vandella, and Tori Black. But that doesn't mean they don't really feel like that. You don't know. Mere process of deduction implies that there must be some dark fantasies lurking beneath their breathtaking exteriors that drive them to commit such intensely passionate acts and display the raw sexual hunger that they do. That's elementary.

"Tormented" comes out today from Wicked Pictures. Check out our cool gallery. Welcome back, Jonathan—and thank you!

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“Getting All A+s 6” Showcases Young Beauties Making the Grade

DCypher — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

With 2 discs, and over 12 scenes full of hot young girls taking huge cocks in their tightest orifice, it's safe to say that Digital Sin isn't just funning around.

When they say they're plugging the hot cracks of naughty legal teen hookers full of hard pipe, you had better believe that they mean it!

Brynn Tyler, Shawna Lenee, and Jenny Hendrix lead the charge, with anal exploits from Kacey Jordan, Evelyn Lin, Tia Thomas, Tori Black, Stephanie Cane, Lana Violet, Lilly Kingston, and Alexa Jordan filling out the rest of this amazing title—and, of course, making us drool all over our keyboards.

Each and every single one of these girls has what it takes to make the grade. Specifically: a tight pucker of love, and the willingness to stretch it to unfathomable lengths full of throbbing meat stick. It's always a pleasure watching zesty young slut Shawna Lenee get fucked in any hole, much less to see her get her back door pried all the way open. The look on her face at any given moment, or young Miss Hendrix's, for that matter, when she's getting drilled hard, is absolutely priceless. We'd give her passing marks for that alone. Greedily slurping up a shot of hot spunk? Gotta call that extra credit!

"Getting All A+s 6" releases this week from Digital Sin. Enjoy your weekend, and try not to hurt yourself looking at this exclusive sneak peek.

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No "Trouble" with "Young Girls"

DCypher — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EDT

When a cast includes Shawna Lenee, Brittney Amber, Lindsey Meadows, Alektra Blue, Nikki Rhodes, Tori Black, and una bella fica Franzuaka Facella, there's only problem we can think of: they aren't in our bed!

And when it comes to this "trouble" with young girls, well, we aren't sure what Wicked Pictures performer slash director Randy Spears is complaining about, because we weren't paying attention to the plot of this movie—at all!

First things first, though. Penthouse Pet of the Year Runner Up and Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee finds herself in a wonderfully sticky position with the hottest Italian girl we've seen in forever, Franzuaka Facella, along with little Lindsey Meadows. Geez, Randy, you had to break the big guns out right away, didn't you? Now how are we supposed to finish this movie? We just sat totally mesmerized by this luscious trio climbing tongue first into each others cracks and pink puckers. Oh, how we heart dirty little angel Shawna Lenee!

Then—as if that weren't enough—Spears gives us Wicked contract star Alektra Blue working up a naughty sweat, as the insatiable cock lover takes a beautiful fucking deep up into her sexy body. Follow that up with Penthouse Pet Tori Black in yet another incendiary ball draining scene, Brittney Amber scorching the lens, and last but oh so not least, tattooed strawberry delight Nikki Rhodes getting drilled until her entire body turns from nacre to soft pink blush.

Is there anyone out there who doesn't understand now that Randy Spears is the man? No? Good. Well done, old friend. Thank you for turning in a movie worth purchasing in these tough economic times. Trust us when we tell you the real "Trouble with Young Girls" is that Mr. Spears can't make a sequel fast enough.

"The Trouble With Young Girls" comes out this week from Wicked Pictures. You will love it.

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“My First Porn 11” Explores Porns Sexy Pitfalls

DCypher — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Watching Kiki Vidis, Shay Jordan, Shawna Lenee, Sophia Santi, MacKenzee Pierce, and Adrianna Lynn screw their hearts and holes out, you'd never know the horror it takes to capture it all. Until now...

That's where this delightful Digital Playground series comes in, exploring the comic (and sometimes tragic) pitfalls of commercial pornography. From the flaking girls to those that don't know the limitations of their own bodies, award winning Director Robby D. spins pure gold from the average situational conflicts that arise daily in the process of transforming a consumer into a director, and a horny slut (by which we mean "girl with no moral hang ups") into a pornographic superstar. They don't all start out like Sasha Grey or Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya, you know! Many (if not most) of the ladies of porn need serious training up to go from amateur to Jenna Haze.

While some critics have already dubbed this installment of "My First Porn" as the "former contract performer" edition—due to hotties Sophia Santi, Adrianna Lynn, and Shay Jordan all starring as leads—we'd like to think of it more as the "fucking hot as motherfucking hell" edition—for pretty much the same reasons.

We don't ask for much, really, and yet somehow the good people over at Digital Playground seem to surprise and amaze us nearly every time. If we have one tiny little grouse, it might be that aside from red delight Kiki (don't even get us started on how incendiary we think she is), most of these girls, including Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee, aren't really all that "new" to this. Still, all anomalies, anachronisms, and alliteration aside, that knowledge does little to distract from the overall prurient quality of the release. We remained rigidly spellbound throughout... and our guess is that you will too.

"My First Porn 11" releases today from Digital Playground. They own these pix so watch yourself—all rights are reserved, home slice!

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Hottest Girl(s) In Porn Revealed!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

We're sure there's a great deal of science that goes into the rankings at TheHottestGirlInPorn.com, but we're still a little baffled by the fact that it took them until now to announce 2008's hottest girls.

Nevertheless, the results are finally in, with Jayden Jaymes and Shawna Lenee tying for top honors, Priya Rai ranking as Hottest MILF, and Dylan Ryder receiving the title of Hottest Newcomer. Though, frankly, that only makes us more confused: it took them two and a half months to figure that out? Couldn't they tell just by looking at them?

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"Riley Steele Perfect Pet" Conquers Everything It Touches

DCypher — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EST

Digital Playground doesn't just have an uncanny knack for finding ridiculously hot girls—like Riley Steele—to fuck on film: they also have the nasty habit of rubbing it in our faces. For which we are truly grateful.

Riley first awed us in "Naked Aces 5," then followed that up with a scene in a tiny little movie you may have heard of, "Pirates II." After that, she screwed around and showed up in "Nurses." We think it's fair to refer to that as a hat trick, if not a knock out combination.

And now, after all that teasing, our world is finally complete, with the release of a volume dedicated solely to the gorgeous blond sex freak: "Riley Steele Perfect Pet." With regular DVD and extra crispy "you are there" Blu-ray, you won't miss a single pussy pounding second of the goodness—or a single drop of girly nectar spraying down the trembling inner thighs of this breathtaking young beauty.

Directed by Robby D, the movie features three scenes of Steele with costars Fleshbot Crush Object of 2008 Shawna Lenee, Britney Amber, Dakoda Brookes and Nika Noir. Oh Shawna, seeing you down on your hands and knees, stripped bare ass naked, with a massive throbbing cock stuffed anywhere into you... why, it only reminds us of why you own our hearts.

Digital Playground's CEO Samantha Lewis describes girls like Riley as "rare"—and gotta say, we definitely agree. "Riley Steele Perfect Pet" hits streets today. You know what you need to do. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground—so look, but don't touch.

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Digital Playground Helps Us Achieve Nurse-vana

DCypher — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

Hey, everyone. What do you think about nurses? What about Digital Playground? How about a nurse movie starring Jesse Jane®, Stoya™, Katsuni, Riley Steele™, Gabriella Fox™, Sasha Grey, Shawna Lenee, Shyla Stylez, & Jenna Haze?

It's just the latest offering in Digital Playground's vocation themed series, which has covered "Cheerleaders" and "Babysitters" so far. No word yet as to whether "Taxidermists," "Dental Hygienists," and girls who specialize in "Home Gun Repair" will eventually make the list.

If you only plan on buying one movie this year, let us know, because we're going to have to file for unemployment soon (we don't advise it). That being said, this movie could hold our attention for months on end, just from the cast alone. It makes for a great porno movie—which is good, because, in all honesty, as a viable health care training instructional video, this thing is just awful.

We're not sure where these, uh-hum, "ladies" received their "accreditation" but we have to tell them that they're doing this all wrong. First of all, these guys don't need hot, sweaty, heart pumping, acrobatic sex from mindblowingly hot morally uninhibited fuck puppets! Okay? They're sick! They need rest—not ball draining, soul quenching, full release! What the hell, right? How are they ever going to get better if these self absorbed nymphomaniacs keep screwing all the bodily fluids out of them?

But all jokes aside, this movie, like so much of what they do over there at Digital Playground, is simply masterful. For those of you who think we show DP a lot of love, movies like this vindicate our encomium—with room to spare. So stop hating and enjoy the plethora of amazing sample pictures... and then go buy this movie in regular DVD or on Blu-Ray.

The wait is over. "Nurses" releases this week from Digital Playground.

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Come On Get Horny: "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

There is a "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX" that outdoes every "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "The Wonder Years." Why? Because the "purpose under heaven" involves Shawna Lenee.

This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX

Studio: Hustler
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Nick Manning, Sinclair, Tori Black, Faye Reagan, Payton Leigh, Scott Lyons, James Bartholet, Madison Scott, Jaclyn Case, Sarah Jessie, Shawna Lenee, Kristina Rose, Dane Cross, Eric Swiss, and Kris Slater

Review by: Gram Ponante

Now that the porn DVD market has been thrown a lifeline by the "Not the - ," "This Ain't the -," and " - XXX" parodies, it has been interesting to watch how some of them try harder than others. "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX" is really good, and it owes its success to its producers and cast not coasting on a few token set pieces and costumes to cash in.

Keith (Nick Manning in probably his most non-ironic performance ever) is feeling down. A terrible sense of ennui has sapped him of both his songwriting ability and his ability to get dates. His know-it-all brother Danny (Sinclair) finds an aphrodisiac oin the back of a magazine and hilarity ensues as each member of the family reaps the sexual rewards of the elixir.

All except Keith, who holds out because he's worried about his hair.

While the occasions for sex might be as contrived as the plot of a 70's TV show, that this is a parody of a 70's TV show makes the contrivances organic and fun. In fact, what makes this porn movie so enjoyable is the sense of fun throughout the scenes. Laurie (Tori Black), has the following conversation with Eric Swiss:

"Do you have any rubbers?" she asks.

"No, I don't think I have," he says. And Laurie waits half a moment before saying:

"Just don't come inside me."

And the family band is just as good/bad as it was in the original, with each member lip-synching badly at the same time they are overemoting. You might say this is pornic incompetence masquerading as artistic choice, but this isn't Eon McKai: director Will Ryder really studied the original show and the same corny humor and lightheartedness are just as at home in a porn setting.

Faye Reagan is adorable in her scene with Dane Cross and James Bartholet as Ruben might be the Charles Nelson Reilly of porn acting.

When Keith finally gives in to enhancement drugs he comes back with a vengeance, all over Shawna Lenee and two girlfriends, in fact.

He does not say "Dropping loads," however, depriving the movie's money shot of Manning's standard money shot-within-a-money shot. But I guess he refrained because the Good of the Project demanded something different of him.

But Shawna Lenee, who looks like a standard-issue blondie porn star but to her credit neither talks nor acts like one - it's like she's a dark horse behind that Clorox and silicone - has one of the best lines in the movie:

"Come for us, Keith!"

Thus the plot resolves itself and Keith learns some things in the process.

"Songwriting comes from my heart," he says. "And the reason chicks are attracted to me is because I play guitar and have great hair."

That a viewer will watch this movie actively rooting for the characters to have sex - and be rewarded - seems like a great recommendation for a porn flick.

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A Girl's Best Friend: Girls And Their Toys

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:15:00 EST

Forget diamonds—any girl with the slightest bit of sexual sophistication knows who her real best friend is. And when best friends get together... well, we can certainly feel the ~~love~~ lust in the air.

It's almost amazing that it's taken us this long to touch on the topic—but hey, sometimes it's the simplest pleasures that are the easiest to overlook. In any case, with no further ado, we're pleased to present some of our favorite girls and their very best friends. If you ask nicely, they might even let you join in at playtime (or at least watch the fun).

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Bree Olson (stunners.com)

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Aurora Jolie (galleryhost.com)

Misty Stone (stunners.com)

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Porn Compilations Are Your Future

Gram Ponante — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

In a bygone age we had to make do with the same dismembered and dogeared Hustler magazine for years. Today we rejoice in porn DVD compilations, which may well take us into the 23rd century.

New Sensations' "I Love 100th Edition," a 4-disc set containing 12 hours of scenes from Jenny Hendrix to Bree Olson to Shawna Lenee to Tia Tanaka to Ashlynn Brooke to Cassandra Calogera to Lorena Sanchez (and about 25 more names you'd recognize) underlines the opinion that, in the end, it is not stars but quantity of flesh that will help porn survive the economic downturn.

(Of course, the other opinion is that it is only the occasional emergence of someone with star quality that keeps porn afloat. It might be a little of both.)

In any case, this DVD set is a testament to the power of the quantity platform, and I have chosen to include pictures of weirdly-placed feet in addition to a large gallery. Enjoy!

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Strict Adherence To Size Rules 14th Installment Of "Monster Meat"

DCypher — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

If there's one kind of meat we're down for, it's the monster variety—and luckily, we're not the only ones who feel this way. Witness a stampede of sexy thrill seekers risking permanent impalement.

Rumor has it that the owner of New Sensations/Digital Sin, Tyrone Shoes, made a decision early on in his career in commercial pornography—for fun and for profit—to only use male dick props that defied conventional standards. In layman's terms, Mr. Shoes showed the male actors possessing abnormally large dicks the door, lensing only those rare freaks of nature who possessed genitals of such disproportion that it was hard to stop talking about them. In our humble estimation, given today's post, we'd say it worked. A veritable Costco of porn, Tyrone's operation buys in bulk and passes the savings on to you.

"Monster Meat 14" illustrates this point with a graphic flair and obvious pride not commonly seen in the downward race that passes for industry standards as of late. While scenes that feature a slender, young, dishwater coiffed Ava Rose heartily taking the full Monty belie the newness of the release, marginalizing yet another "new" DVD to compilation status, the caliber of the cast bears strong witness to the quality of the prurience available within those shiny folds.

Newly anointed Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee earn her stripes by taking one of the fattest black cocks we have ever seen (really!) up her tiny pink hole. Mind you, we've only played gynecologists in the past, and obstetrics is merely a hobby we indulge in with girls we pick up after closing at the Drunken Clam, but we feel fairly confident in our assessment that this thing is bigger than a baby's arm! We don't think we've ever seen her that full, or that happy—just for the record.

Add Alex Divine, Brooklyn, Evelyn Lin, Skyy Cherry, Emma Ray, Alicia Tyler, Katerina Kat, Ahryan Astyn, Britney, and Laylah Diamond and you've got over 4 hours of orifice expanding that will leave you in a state of breathless wonder.

"Monster Meat 14" thrusts it's throbbing way all the way out into the world this week, so we hope you're ready for it.

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"This Aint the Partridge Family XXX" Delivers Handily

DCypher — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

That goofy Danny is at it again, hosting the kinds of kinky love orgies you always fantasized about while watching the show. Buckle up for a blast from the past porno style!

Director Will Ryder is to the porn parody what Alexander Graham Bell is to the telephone — whether he invented them or not, he's going down in history as the man who did. Having knocked it out of the park with his Britney Spears and J-Lo spoofs, he followed up with the record shattering "Not the Brady's XXX" franchise. You may have heard about it –- on Entertainment Tonight amongst other places.

Ryder has replicated all the pertinent details in his re-imagining – right down to the patchwork cubist minibus boldly emblazoned with primary colors and those sweet kitschy polyester pants. He even threw in the sign reading "Nervous Mother Driving." Rumor has it that, as a real fan of the show, he obsessively studied every detail of the show to make a realistic parody that the original cast could, hypothetically, be proud to sit down and watch themselves. Once he got the props and storyline straight, he set out to find the perfect cast.

Nick Manning makes an even more sullen Keith Partridge, Payton Leigh plays Shirley, Penthouse Pet Tori Black plays sister Laurie, and Fleshbot Crush Object Faye Reagan plays younger sister Tracy, while notable hottie Penthouse Pet Runner Up of the Year and Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee plays the sexy lead groupie. Kudos to Ryder for interweaving sustainable plot points with incendiary sex scenes with some of the hottest girls currently working in adult entertainment. One look and you'll know why this guy is succeeding so wildly. His ability can be summed up in a word: efficacy.

'This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX' releases this week from LFP and Hustler.

· Hustler (hustlervideo.com)

Shocking Acts Of Lesbian Depravity On Display In "Babes Illustrated 18"

DCypher — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

And now for something totally different from director Anton Slayer—hot lesbians! In the latest Metro Interactive release, ten sizzling sex kittens savor each other with shocking results!!!

Okay, maybe the results aren't all that shocking to loyal Fleshbot readers.

Shawna Lenee, Missy Stone, Jessica Jaymes, Puma Swede, Lisa Ann, Jayden James, Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, Melissa Lauren, and Mya Nichole make up the (nearly) all star cast of this Sapphic epic. While sluggish at points, largely due to the formulaic nature of genre, we'd be willing to sit through almost anything to watch most of these girls get down to business—which they happily do, diving face first into one perfect juicy snatch after another, until our heads were spinning from overstimulation.

Shawna Lenee's latent lesbian nature shines through as she loving licks Missy Stone from head to toe, those whose wouldn't? Jessica Jaymes and Puma Swede show true veteran cunnilingus skills in the most ardent and believable 69 we've seen in some time. Lisa Ann of "Who's Nailin Paylin?" fame tears into sweet Jayden James's eager beaver with vigor. And last, but most certainly not least, a lesbian orgy (one of the hardest things in the world to direct—believe us!) consumes an unsuspecting living room, with succulent Shawna returning to sample tasty Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, Melissa Lauren, and Mya Nichole.

So maybe this release won't revolutionize lesbian porn as we know it. It does, however, make a welcome addition to the genre as a whole, one worthy of the hours you'll spend pouring over it.

"Babes Illustrated 18" releases this month from Metro Interactive.

· Metro Interactive (metroxxx.com)

Sneak Peek: "Bree's Big Screw Review"

DCypher — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except "Three's Company" [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that's me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of "At The Movies." You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right?

Referencing puerile classics like "Raging Balls," "The Wizard of Cunt," "Live Free & Fuck Hard," "Fucks With Wolves," "Diddler on the Roof," "One Fucked Over the Cuckold's Nest," "Midnight Cowgirl," "Schindler's Fist," and the Japanese tentacle porn themed musical "The Sound of Hard Fucking," the girls eventually review spoof scenes crafted around such pornified titles as "Hairy Pussy & the Sorcerer's Bone," "E.T.: The Extra Testicle," "Spiderpussy," and "A Cock In Lips Now" before turning on each other in a juicy display of sapphic authenticity assured to curl toes and melt your new high definition screen.

What kind of antics does the movie include? Well, for starters, Bree's especially entertaining as a military assassin sent to the jungles of Southeast Asia to liquidate Col. Dick Hurtz, played convincingly enough by the muscle bound stud Tommy Gunn. In the process of trying to fuck each other within an inch of their beautiful lives, they nearly demolish the set (accidents will happen!). Madison Scott plays a particularly emotionally unbalanced super heroine in "Spiderpussy," unleashing a hauntingly ferocious sexual performance on Evan Stone. Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee beefs up her international relations credentials (pun well intended) with Latin born Marco, and manages to tackle thorny national security issues at the same time—with her tiny, wet, pink butterfly! (Lou Dobbs would be impressed!) And last but not least, Dane Cross apes a popular bespectacled young wizard whose brainy gal pal turns out to be a pussy hair's breadth shy of a full blown sex addict behind closed doors. Baby faced newcummer Jewel Styles plays Horny Whoremoine, ever inventing new perils for her beau to conquer in the quest for harder kink.

"Bree's Big Screw Review" is set to release through Adam & Eve in 2009, but you can sneak a peek with us right now by checking out these behind the scenes photos we snapped just for you. Keep your fingers crossed for another episode!

Tera Patrick’s Porn Star "Pool Party" Restores Hope To A Weary Nation

DCypher — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

Now that we've crossed the precipice into the cold heart of a lonely winter recession, it's hard to recall the halcyon days behind us. Fading images wistfully haunt our memories like ghostly vapors, as we try to relive those days spent lounging and exploring new levels of excess—like when we had those 17 stunning lesbians come over to the sun drenched West Coast Fleshbot mansion in bikinis and frivolously frolic in and out of the pool in varying states of undress while midgets in diapers lend a vacillating air of depravity and absurdity. And just when we thought it was all a forgotten dream, Tera Patrick goes and releases her latest “all star” lesbian pool party movie... and it all comes rushing back to us. God bless you, Miss Patrick!

If our extensive experience in this area has taught us one thing, it's that we can't bring this many lascivious porn stars together without them eventually fucking each other senseless. And, as we'd expect, Tera Patrick, Daisy Marie, Daisy Dukes, Madison Scott, Kayla Paige, Angie Savage, Mya Luanna, Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Maya Gates, Shawna Lenee, and several of their friends do exactly that, stripping out of their bikinis and lapping away at each other like kittens enjoying seventeen fresh bowls of cream. The results are disturbingly good, making us feel as immoral and decadent as an AIG executive with a golden parachute after the bail out. Move over, Hef—Tera wants to show you what the grotto should look like every single day of the week.

If anything, Tera's given us hope in a way that even our President Elect can only allude to. While most of us will have to tighten our belts this holiday season, finding pleasure in the simple joys of life, we can always look forward to history repeating itself. Our eyes are glassy after watching these lovely ladies work themselves into a frenzy, dreaming of a time when we will once again be able to blaze up our medical grade hydroponic with freshly minted hundred dollar bills. In fact, with ideas this good, we're thinking Tera for Prez 2012. You with us?

"Tera Patrick’s Pool Party" is available this week.

· Teravision (teravision.com)

Shawna Lenee (Twistys)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:00:17 EDT

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Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day: "Surrender The Booty 3"

DCypher — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:20:40 EDT

In honor of this most geekiest of interweb holidays, we thought we'd celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day in our own special way by featuring the just-released third installment of Metro's soon-to-be-venerable "Surrender The Booty" series. So what if it's less a knowing nod towards a peculiar buccaneer-obsessed online subculture than director Anton Slayer's semi-blatant ~~ripoff~~ homage to the porn juggernaut that is Digital Playground's "Pirates" phenomenon? We still get to see Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gina Lynn getting boinked while wearing a tricorn hat and striped leggings—and if that's not worth an extra-hearty "Yarrrr!", we don't know what is. (And let's not forget that "Pirates" is itself a pornic riff on a wildly successful Disney franchise, so we shouldn't knock Slayer too much for catering to what seems to be a univeral demand for watching people in eyepatches run around with parrots perched on their shoulders.)

In "Surrender The Booty 3", Gina Lynn plays a Sexy Pirate Queen (is there any other kind?) who gets involved with some sort of gangplanlk-planking imbroglio withfledgling Fleshbot Crush Object™Shawna Lenee; the two of them are joined by a crew of erstwhile retired starlets including Dani Woodword, Cherokee, Bella Star, and Celeste Star, all of whom work hard to warm up your shivering timber.

After perusing this preview gallery, we have to say that all thoughts of pirates and the Seven Seas and potentially irritatingly overplayed web memes couldn't have been further from our minds. It’s just great to see Shawna Lenee and Gina Lynn in a porn movie together—whether they happen to be wearing striped stockings or not.

Metro Interactive will release "Surrender The Booty 3" this week.

• "Surrender The Booty 3" (DVD info @ metrointeractive.com)