Could the Shane's World creation (and star of "Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy") be a sign of a new era of racial equality—a time when monstrously endowed men of all races can join together in their mission to plunder the delicate pussies of women the world over?

Or should we be bothered by the fact that—though white—Whitezilla is specifically noted to be Jewish (even boasting, "Once you go Jew, you're through"), and thus still a minority? Are monster cocks now the domain of blacks and Jews? (And if so, is this porn's way of compensating the historically oppressed...and will we soon be seeing Gypsyzilla, perhaps?)

Or could it just be that monster cocks having their way with women are big business, no matter what color those cocks happen to be? Given that "Whitezilla" apparently sold out within two weeks...well, we're going to bet that it's that.

· Buy "Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy" (gamelink.com)
· Whitezilla (whitezilla.com)

Shocking though it may seem, Shane's World has released Casey from her contract, citing a need to go in a different direction. While we struggle to pick our jaw back up off the floor, we invite you to relive some of the finer moments of Casey and Shane.

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Casey Parker's "California Dreamin'"

Casey Parker Forever! (Or At Least Another Year)

Casey Parker (And Her Box In A Box)

· Shane's World Releases Casey Parker (xfanz.com)
· Casey Parker (caseyparker.com)

Two teams of four get a limo and $100 each to complete an identical series of optional or mandatory tasks. each weighted for difficulty and chutzpah. All involve either interaction with the public or public displays of hardcore action set against a Pacific Northwest backdrop albeit with no distracting cameos by former members of Soundgarden.

Some of the stunts, like flushing their hands in a public toilet and eating fish eyes, are characteristic of Shane's World's devotion to its reality-style "Real World" roots. And when former Vivid girl Cassidey and Kacey Jordan convince a local to let them shave his balls and then give him the full porn star treatment, it really is a millennial Horatio Alger story.

"My day couldn't get any better," he says.

"You sure you don't just wanna fuck us?" Cassidey (who, up until this moment in the movie, hasn't appeared as enthusiastic as everyone else) asks. "We have condoms."

"If you do us both," Jordan adds, "that's 2,000 extra points."

Following two nights of partying with local bikers (one of whom was particularly lucky), one team squeaked out a narrow victory.

Similar to JM Productions' "American Bukkake" movies, these Shane's World ventures into the general population provide a snapshot of the porn-buying public, and sometimes it's a little scary, like a high school party you think might go wrong and you have no ride home.

But people should be so lucky to have women like Gianna, Cassidey, and Delilah Strong in high school.

· Shane's World (shanesworld.com)
· Buy "Shane's World #40 - Scavenger Hunt #4 - Seattle" (gamelink.com)

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The first stop is Catalina Island with a pre-pregnancy Paulina James and a pre-arrest Jack Venice. Reeking of alcohol, they are denied a bike rental. Somehow they are allowed golf carts. They make their way to the west side of the island and engage in some clifftop action against the overcast Pacific sky.

Back in L.A., Casey picks up Devon for a beachside romp. They race like blonde gazelles across the sand, if that's what gazelles do, and if gazelles can be blonde. Then they retreat to a bedroom where they compare tattoos.

"You have such a spankable ass, dude," declares Devon.

Next, it's off to wine country. Parker explains how raisins are made, then declares that she hates raisins.

The blonder the partner, the better the scene. Parker meets Aubrey Addams in Napa and they repair to a hotel room (the initial promise of the outdoor scene with Paulina James fades as each vignette starts outside but ducks for cover pretty quickly; still, the effort is appreciated).

In San Francisco, Parker poses for pictures on a trolley. That she is so adorable and the guys she picks up are so lunky by comparison must appeal to the college audiences Shane's World caters to in the same way that Ron Jeremy is often held up as the hero of the average American male.

Finally home (Parker did not get laid in San Francisco, she says, though Reena Sky did), Parker hooks up with Charles Dera for a scene with real chemistry.

Shane's World tries hard to maintain a reality-based road trip atmosphere in its movies, and the very personable and engaging Parker is able to pull this off where others might not be able to carry the movie. We like that she finally gets what she wants in the end.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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Casey Parker's California Dreamin'
Studio: Shane's World
Director: No clue
Cast: Casey Parker, Devon, Paulina James, Aubrey Addams, Reena Sky

· Shane's World (shanesworld.com)
· Buy "Casey Parker's California Dreamin'" (gamelink.com)

What a difference a vowel makes: This time last week, the name "Katee Holmes" was merely a typo in the corner of some tabloid editor's eye; now, it's already earned a respectable share of column inches in the New York Post, over 414,000 Google citations, and lead billing on a yet-to-be-filmed production announced by Shane's World today, which is both banking on Katee's sudden notoriety and her decision to lose her virginity on camera in the tentatively titled "True Diary: I'm a Virgin".

The company also announced the launch of a hastily assembled website to keep fans abreast of production developments. And what does Katee have to say on it about her meteoric rise to fame over the last three days? "HI, I am Katee Holmes! What's Up? Welcome To the Exclusive Site!" (Hey, she hasn't even had sex yet; we assume she'll learn the ins and outs of dealing with the press in due time too.)

· "EXCLUSIVE KATEE HOLMES WEBSITE!" (virgintape.com)
· "'Porn Virgin' Katee Holmes Goes All the Way for Shane's World" (avn.com)
· Shane's World (shanesworld.com)

· See also: "Porn Doppelgangers: From Katee Holmes to Tyra Banxxx" (vh1blog.vh1.com)

Previously: Meet Katee Holmes