Savanna On Sex

Seeing as Savanna Samson can do nearly everything — she's a porn goddess, vintner, singer and writer — we'd suggest you take her advice on, well, anything. In her column on xcritic.com, she offers pretty sound (and sexy) sex advice. More »

Tristan Taormino Wants You (To Ask Questions About Butt Sex)

Tristan Taormino—the fine mind behind some of our favorite eduporns—is making a new sex ed film that's an advanced guide to anal sex. And she needs your help! More »

How To Have Great Phone Sex In 9 Easy Steps

We wouldn't normally recommend Hulu as a source of sex advice, but Howcast's "How To Have Great Phone Sex" is a surprisingly helpful (and surprisingly sexy) tutorial for the aurally curious. More »

You Ask, Nikki Jayne Answers (And Shows Off Her Boobs, Too)

Vivid Girl Nikki Jayne is more than just a pretty face (and former church girl)—she's also a bona fide advice columnist, thanks to UK adult mag Mensworld. More »

Sex Laws: Baby Sinead's Sex Advice Column Goes Live

Fleshbot's Crush Object, Baby Sinead, has just gone live with her new sex advice column entitled "Sex Laws." You know the ladies at Missbehave Magazine need more law and order in their lives. More »

Playboy Updates Kama Sutra With Girl-On-Girl Video Action

The original Kama Sutra probably didn't have positions with names like "Broke Back Mounting" and "The Spork"... but then again, it also didn't have lingerie-clad centerfolds groping each other. More »

Baby Sinead Explains It All For You

Baby Sinead isn't just a porn model and photographer: she's also an aspiring sex columnist, offering advice to the readers of Missbehave Magazine. Got a question? She's got an answer. (missbehavemag.com + babysinead.com)

Penny Flame Has The Whole World In Her Hands, Mouth

When thinking of Penny Flame (and we are), her hands aren't the first things that come to mind. "We already know she isn't a transsexual," we say. "Concentrate on other parts." But now we've reconsidered. More »

Sex Advice From... Evangelicals

Before writing the Left Behind series, Tim LaHaye was busy advising other Christians how to get busy. Want to do it the evangelical way? The Village Voice takes a peek inside. (blogs.villagevoice.com)

So You've Decided To Have An MMF...

So you're thinking about having an MMF threeway, and you're just not sure where to turn. You could ask the experts, or you could study at the knee of porn's finest instructors, or you could read the blog of some guy who seems to really like boy-boy-girl threeways (and thoughtfully includes links to MMF porn!). Sure, some of his advice is questionable at best, but he has more than a few entertaining one liners. And, to be honest, we have soft spot for anyone out there who's trying to increase the visibility of male bisexuality (and threeways!) so we're going to let this one slide. More »

The Guide To Getting It On In Your Earth-Friendly Car

A compact car may be great for the environment... but it's not so great for your sex life. Assuming, of course, that your sex life revolves around getting it on in your car (and whose doesn't?). Luckily, our friends at TreeHugger have come to the rescue, with their list of sex positions that work well in small cars. Don't own a small car? These positions don't discriminate! (Although your potential partners might, earth killer.) (treehugger.com)

Now that everyone from Keeley Hazell to Verne Troyer has starred in their very own sex tape, you're probably feeling the urge to go out and create your own. Thanks to these top ten tips from noted sexperts Em and Lo, that task just got a whole lot easier—especially if you still haven't learned anything from all those other how-to guides we've pointed you to. One thing they forgot to mention: if you upload your homemade sex tape to the internet, everyone will see it, including your mom. Happy filming!(dailybedpost.com, thumb from sellyoursextape.com)

(Fake) Sex Advice Question Of The Day

"I admired their soft slippery skin. It was just so exotic; I had never felt that way before. Looking at those soft underbellies and long slender fins was like seeing the face of God. I came out of my dolphin-induced trance and wiped the sweat from my brow. It was then that I realized that I had an aching erection." Couldn't invent a normal sounding fake problem like, "My penis is too big"? You just had to push it and go with the dolphin erection story, didn't you? (salon.com)

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel is a worldy woman with a great deal of wisdom and experience, and although she's too busy running the Burning Angel empire and fucking people in bathrooms to spend time answering all your mundane little questions it seems her ass is not: now it's taking the time to educate her fans with its very own advice column! See? Joanna's even worldly and experienced when she's talking out of her ... uh, you know. (burningangel.com)

2008 Sexies Honor The, Er, Sexy

We're all used to coming across a fair amount of sex negative journalism in mainstream media—which makes this list of winners from this year's Sexies all the more deserving. We're especially excited to see that New York Times Magazine article on Kink.com we liked so much honored with a prize—though everyone who entered is still a winner in our book. Keep fighting the good fight, people! (sexies.org; also seen at aetoday.com)

Everyone loves to read sex advice columns, but did you know that sometimes people actually follow the advice that's given? And what's even more bizarre is that sometimes it actually works! (timeout.com)

Best Of Sex Advice: Unlearn What You Have Learned

We all have bad habits — whether it's snoring or not picking up your socks or forgetting to wear pants to the opera — but the important thing to remember is that you can change. Do you have trouble staying monogamous? Try a threesome! Do you have foul tasting spunk? Try pineapple juice! Does the sight of vagina make you ill? Try being gay! There's a solution to all your problems, even if you simply made up a problem in order to get your name printed in an advice column. Think you can pick out which of this week's questions are real and which are pure entertainment? If not... hey, there's another skill for you to learn! More »

Best Of Sex Advice: Vagina Things You Need To Know

The problem with sex is that there are boy parts and girl parts, and sometimes it's hard for boys to make the girl parts happy (and vice versa) since boys only know how to make their own boy parts happy. Of course, sometimes he wants to make another boy's parts happy (or a girl with another girl's parts) and they still seem to have trouble with that too. And now that we think about it, there are tons of boys and girls who don't even know how their own parts work and couldn't possibly be expected to make anybody's else parts happy too. What's the moral of this story and this week's sex advice questions? Everyone needs to learn how a vagina works ASAP. That's the only way us boys and girls are ever going to get out of this mess alive. More »

Best Of Sex Advice: We're Listening

In case you were keeping track, we did miss our Best of Sex Advice roundup for the last couple of weeks — but not because of laziness or forgetfulness or even neglect. Frankly, your problems just weren't that interesting! Maybe everyone was just feeling cocky in their post-Valentine's Day bliss, or maybe—heaven forbid!—you're actually starting to figure this stuff out on your own. That would be a sad blow to our nation's underworked and underpaid advice columnists. And bloggers who desperately need silly things to make fun of. Won't you please think of them (and us) the next time you're worried that your lover/parents/teachers will find out about your kinky fetish, or worse ... that your kinky fetish isn't freaky enough to talk about in a major national newspaper? Nonsense! No matter how sexually enlightened some of you may be, we'll still be sitting here waiting to read all about those of you who aren't. More »

Best Of Sex Advice: You're On Your Own

Seeing all the people who turn to advice columnists for help with their freaky problems, and reading about the various crazy scenarios that threaten to bring down every relationship imaginable, it's any wonder that anybody wants to date another person ever. Never mind trying to find someone who would return the favor. Sometimes it seems the only alternative is to give up and assume a life of neverending celibacy ... or more likely, masturbation. Or get yourself thrown in jail and eliminate the other options! That's the situation one writer finds himself in this week, so we suppose there are drawbacks to that plan as well. The prison porn library probably leaves a lot to be desired. More »

Everyone knows chocolate turns people on, but then what are you supposed to do with all those good vibes? Tantric Tablets fill your belly and give you some lovemaking advice straight from the Kama Sutra. It may not do much good, but we'll trade hungry for horny any day. (sugah.ca + canada.com)

Note to aspiring sex advice doler-outers: It's fine to want to be "edgy" by padding your brand new column with incest-themed questions or whatever, but don't go stealing questions from our man Dan Savage in order to do so. There's an awful lot of us here who are watching his back, you know. (Jezebel; update @ poynter.org)

The Sexies: Sex-Positive Journalism Awards

We're not sure what you call a group of sex-positive writers (A gaggle? A slippery fistful?), but it seems a cabal of the nation's most esteemed have convened in some secret fortress of sex-negative doom to create The Sexies: The 2008 Sex-Positive Journalism Awards. The superpower judges are heavy-hitters, ranging from sex educators like Carol Queen and Dan Savage to notorious pro-sex, pro-porn activists Marty Klein and Judith Levine, hopefully coming up with some sort of doomsday testes-shrink-ray to be used on the likes of Bill O'Reilly and his fundie fanboys. On the serious side, they're now taking submissions and donations, with 2007's winners to be announced next year. They explain "sex-positive journalism" in detail on their site, but we just want to know—do our random acts of sex-positive LiveJournalism count? More »

Nerve solicits sex advice from the "Rock Of Love" girls, which unlike some of their "Sex Advice From ..." features is actually pretty helpful. After all, Brandi M. and Brandi C. both have considerable experience when it comes to that whole sex thing. (nerve.com)