· Great Asses In Hombre Lingerie Edition (dailypoa.com)

Ok, technically she's not wearing clothes, but when all the good parts are strategically covered up, what good does that do the reader? We only mention this because there's seems a growing trend of bloggers and magazines shouting about this "naked" celebrity taking it "all off" for that person's camera, while we frustrated viewers are left with the everything to the imagination. When the girl is as hot as this, why oversell it? So we're calling for an end to this false advertising right now. If you're going to use the words "nude" or "naked," to promote your product then you're going to have to at least show us a nipple. (And no, the butt doesn't count. If we can see it on "NYPD Blue" reruns then it's not worth shouting about.)

· Chanelle Gets Naked In Nuts (dailypoa.com)
· In the Magazine (nuts.co.uk)

· 365 the mofo way (Flickr, via ponyxpress.wordpress.com)

· Naked For PETA (phun.org)

· Druunatic (druunatic.dk, via Unscathed Corpse)
· Related: Interview with Druunatic (pulpmag.net)

Previously: Minimal Fetish: Maximum Heat, Human Furniture That You Can't Get At IKEA, Meet ShinyAline (And Friends): Freaks Inside

· "Myleene Klass does naked pregnant pose for magazine" (chinadaily.com.cn)
· More Myleene pictures here + here (hollywoodtuna.com)
· Myleene Klass (Wikipedia)

Previously: Britney Spears in Harper's Bazaar, Ana Voog: Celebrating Ten Years (Of Being Naked), Mommy, Where Do MILFs Come From?, Pregnant Erotica Megagallery

· Iran declares that porn producers and "their main elements" are "corruptors of the world" and can now be sentenced to death. Hey, we don't make the stuff ... we were just holding on to it for a friend! (cnn.com)

· At eight-and-a-half-months pregnant, Katie Price is almost as big in her stomach as she is in her chest. To be fair, it is two lumps to one. (lustbox.org + toxicmagazine.com)

· A woman in England is going to jail after ripping an ex-boyfriend's testicle off with her bare hands and then trying to eat it. Wow, she makes those guys in Iran seem almost reasonable. (news.bbc.co.uk)

· The fembots are coming! The fembots are coming! Better stock up on the oil. (inventorspot.com)

· After drawing a successful comic book and a successful fake band, it's only natural for an artist to turn to designing luxury vibrators. (pitchforkmedia.com)

· Free speech advocates have been calling on Yahoo to declare a sensible anti-censorship policy and protect human rights on the web. Yahoo shareholders? Not so much. (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

When your job description consists of wearing skintight swimsuits and being wet all the time, you get to used to having people staring at you. So it isn't going too far off the deep end for a gold medal-winning swimmer like Amanda Beard to lose the one-piece and bare it all for Playboy. The current Olympic champion in the breaststroke (tee-hee) is the covergirl for the Rabbit's July issue and the star of a much-anticipated pictorial inside. As is always the case when a female athlete takes it off for the cameras, there's been much handwringing about role models and girl power and the cheapening of her athletic accomplishments, but the real scandal is how she can pose for over a dozen nude photos, yet there isn't one clear cut, full-frontal, color shot of her two girls. You get nearly the same amount of skin every time she jumps in the pool (or in FHM) and we were expecting a little more for her troubles. Oh well, there's always 2008.

· Amanda Beard - Adult Swim (hoochiemumma2.blogcindario.com)
· Beard's nude photo spread may stir up waves (espn.go.com)

Previously: World's Sexiest Athlete?, Wild World Of Nude Sports Mistresses, Meet Nicole Begg: Naked Speed Skater Would Like Your Attention, Please, Hot Olympians 2006, More Hot Olympic Babes, American Women in Athens