It's a miracle of modern engineering that someone could take about 30 photos of Celia Ponce with her shirt open or completely off, and not once reveal her nipples. It's amazing what they can do with science these days! (dailypoa.com)

This Week In Lad Mags: Chanelle Hayes Goes Into Hiding

It's a little annoying that you can't see Chanelle Hayes' body completely naked in this Nuts photo shoot—because Lucy Pinder's boobs are constantly in the way. We know they're big, but can't she keep those things under control? (boobieblog.com)

Just a word to the wise—if you're ever completely naked while riding a horse in Peru, don't use the country's flag as a saddle. Believe it or not, they frown upon that! (guanabee.com + livinginperu.com)

Hombre Likes A Good Back Story

British lad mags, like Nuts and Zoo Weekly, pretty much exist for one reason and one reason only: boobs. (OK, that's two reasons.) Big, round, and bouncy breasts are the star of every issue, which not coincidentally happens to be the reason we keep them on our monthly reading list. But other parts of the world, boobs often take a backseat to ... uh, backseats. Take a look at the "Lingerie Issue" of Hombre magazine, for example, and you might notice the editorial focus drifting slightly southward, in more ways than one. As much as we try to avoid stereotypes, there's no denying the fact that Latin men like a nice ass (though we're sure they like boobs too, and we'll stare at just about any part of the body as long as it's exposed). On this issue, we're right behind them. More »

Meet Daria Werbowy, the hottest and richest Ukrainian-Canadian model you've (probably) never heard of. She totally owns the runway record for opening and closing the most shows in a season; we don't know what that means, but color us impressed! (toxicmagazine.com + more @ men.style.com)

Bartenders like Kat Cross are the reason we stopped drinking. We spend so much money on tips, there isn't any left for booze! (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Australian biker chick Erin Normoyle is not only hot, she's a whiz on the motorcross circuit too. Try not to give yourself road rash. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

The "Nudity" Tease: Stop The Madness!

Has "Nuts" gone nuts? We don't mean to pick on one of our favorite totty suppliers, since they are innovators in the lad mag industry, but what's up with their latest cover feature on Big Brother bird Chanelle? The bold text boasts of a "nudity exclusive" with a "starkers" reality TV star being "completely in the buff" ... except for the small detail that she's not actually naked in any of the photos. More »

Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain is known for her ass that won't quit, but she's got some other body parts that put in some overtime too. The lady just has an incredible "work ethic." (dailypoa.com)

Hey, remember the story of Lady Godiva and how she rode a horse naked to protest something that probably wasn't that interesting? Add a couple of pasties and replace the horse with a Rascal scooter and the exact same thing happened in England yesterday. We don't know what either lady was upset about, but it still gets good press. (bbc.co.uk)

Lucy Pinder goes back to her boob concealing ways to protect the tender eyes of Ralph magazine readers. We guess a little variety isn't the worst thing in the world. (sexypix.thumblogger.com + toxicmagazine.com)

365 Hot Photos, The Mofo Way

You've probably seen a lot of bloggers and other artsy types who post a photo of themselves every single day for a year so that they can very slowly document the long, cold march of time as it descends slowly into the grasp of Death's grim embrace. (Maybe that's just our take.) Well, thankfully at least one of these web shutterbugs—the colorfully named "Mofo"—has decided that rather than look at some lonely dude sitting in his bedroom for one year straight, folks would probably rather see photos that he's taken of 365 hot chicks in various states of undress. Guess what? He's 100% right. More »

We hope you enjoy this online tribute to the sideboob. It's just like the full boob, only from a different perspective. It's good to have perspective, right? (cottonandsand.com)

An elementary school teacher learns the hard way that if you can figure how out to use MySpace ... or, um ... absolutepunk.net, then your students probably can too. Or at least their lonely parents. Sure, "semi nude" photos aren't porn, but when has that ever stood in the way of a little moral outrage. (volunteertv.com)

Meet Temeca Lashuntae who appears in the aptly-named "Show Black Lingerie" magazine. She's definitely showing it here, but can you find it? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Naked For The Cause: A PETA Retrospective

A long time ago in a PR office far, far away, the folks at the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals realized they could get a lot farther in spreading their message with a hot model in no clothes then they could by throwing pig's blood on people's coats. Thus was born their iconic "I'd Rather Go Naked Then Than Wear Fur" campaign, which became one of the most recognizable ad slogans in history and is still an ongoing part of their strategy today. In fact, it's so successful that they'll break out naked ladies to protest any cause they've got going—bullfighting, circuses, carnivores. Even an actress who hasn't had a hit movie in years can get them a ton of media play just by dropping trou for one of their commercials. It's also what prompted Phun.org to take a trip down memory lane and gather as many of their sexy posters as they could in one spot. So relive the magical history of naked activism while we go order another hamburger. More »

Fetish Photos By Druunatic

Druunatic is not what we would call a traditional fetish photographer—if there even is such a thing—but any website with a section titled "Vampire Bloodporn" is bound to get more than just a quick glance from us. The nudity is sparse, but the gothic cleavage and leather-bound asses are all around, with a bit of naughty nun sacrilege thrown in for good measure. These girls may be out to bite your head off, but in a fun and playful way. You know ... the good kind of bloodlust. More »

Myleene Klass Loves The Classics

It takes a special kind of celebrity—like Ghost-era Demi Moore—to get away with posing naked on a magazine cover while pregnant. It's takes a less-special kind—like Federline-era Britney Spears—to copycat her. By the time we work our way down to someone like Myleene Klass ... well, we're not saying she isn't a talented individual, we just honestly don't know her well enough to judge. The British pop star/model/celebrity reality show contestant/classical pianist (seriously) has certainly got the pose down on the new Glamour magazine, but it doesn't seem to carry the same impact it might have several years ago. The boobs are still swollen, but maybe it's the pregnant celebrities that have gotten smaller. (See Myleene in her more svelte days after the jump.) More »

Wet Spots: Here To Corrupt Your World

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Amanda Beard's Playboy Spread Leaves Us Soaked

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Beth Ditto Shows How Big Girls Rock

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Britney Spears: Off The Deep End?

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Allure Makes Everyone "Look Better Naked"

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Miss Australia "Nude" Scandal

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Meet Nicole Begg: Naked Speed Skater Would Like Your Attention, Please

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