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more about #straight more comments → Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more » -
#annalsofexhibitionism
If you're a fan of the bikini-clad baristas at your local drive-through espresso joint, dumping your spare change in their tip jar is probably a better way to show your appreciation instead of showing up in women's underwear and exposing yourself. Then again, they might not send you off with a complimentary cup of hot water for your trouble that way, so we guess it's your call. (kirotv.com; thumbnail via javagirls.net) -
#personals
Seattle's The Stranger is saying goodbye to Ellen Forney's very amusing "Lustlab Ad of the Week" comics, making the plight of horny people everywhere a little less funny. (Though we're sure we'll still be able to get a few laughs out of the odd Craigslist ad anyway if we try hard enough.) (ellenforney.com + seatllest.com — thanks James) -
#events
Amateur Porn @ HUMP-O-Ween 2008: Be Afraid
Those crazy porn-lovin' kids at Seattle's Stranger are at it again! No, it has nothing to do with their embarrassing get-off-my-leg-in-public habit (well, mostly): turns out they're having another amateur porn festival. Every year HUMP! has been a showcase of superlative indie porn that's shown only during the festival and destroyed afterward—prizes are awarded and everyone comes away with plenty of happy memories and wank material that lives on in their minds (and squishy bits) for years to come. This year they've moved the festivities to the end of October and are promising to scare the pants off all comers with HUMP-O-Ween. The deadline (heh) is October first and all details are on their website. We just hope that the clown porn thing isn't too much of a trend this year. Eek! More » -
#whatisreality
Streaking With Gianna: "Shane's World Scavenger Hunt Seattle"
As the list of challenges went on—such as eating a fish's eyeball, streaking, and shaving a stranger's balls—we were convinced that "Shane's World 40: Seattle Scavenger Hunt" would be really cool if it were true. It was when team member Gianna announced that she needed a drink before she got started that we began thinking this was a real documentary. More » -
#yourmoney
Itemize Those Deductions, Maggot!
If you're like us, you'll be spending the weekend relaxing with your accountant as you finish your taxes at the last minute. If only we could employ the services of Seattle's "Tax Domme" Mistress Lori, who specializes in the unique tax situations faced by sex workers. Breast implants? Tax deductible! Hand lotions? Let's hope so! (thenaughtyamerican.com; see also TaxDomme.com) -
#andmoreadvice
... Or maybe you want to be an escort instead? We'd hate to dissuade you from your dream, so we won't; instead we'll send you over to this eye-opening post by Mistress Matisse who dishes out the "do not Craigslist" 411 advice on being your own high-end escort (or not) in a small-ish town like Seattle. (mistressmatisse.blogspot.com) -
#photography
G-RL: Better Living Through Hot Nude Women
If you didn't know any better (and if all those perky naked boobs didn't distract you), you might think the promo copy in the membership tour for the newly launched G-RL.com community was borrowed from a T-Zone brochure or something (though we all know how Tyra feels about young women taking their clothes off when it's not for fashion): "I'm thrilled to be part of a company that gives women a means of empowering themselves, while at the same time sends such a positive message to society." So obviously, if your interest in naked models doesn't extend much beyond a few cheap thrills ... well, it's probably not your kind of site.
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#video
Their Humps: HUMP! Amateur Porn Contest 2007
Of all the sexy events we don't get to attend every year due to our enforced isolation in the Fleshbot porn blogging compound, Seattle's HUMP! Festival is one we regret missing the most: in order to encourage participants to submit their most uninhibited film and video entries without having to worry about that harpy in Human Resources seeing their naughty bits splayed all over the interweb at some point, all submissions are destroyed in front of the audience at the end of each year's program. Which means that those of us who didn't manage to make it to Seattle last weekend missed out on all those "couches doing the nasty, sex on roller skates, aliens fucking predators, hot straight foot-fetish videos, sex machines taking over the world, sweet and oily robot love ... come shots in SAM's Olympic Sculpture park, an evil gay genius doing scorchin' hot boys under the Space Needle, and ever so much more." More » -
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#workplacewoes
A special message to the Seattle Times staff member who got canned for looking at porn at work last week: We're truly sorry if we had anything to do with it. Can we, like, buy you a beer or send you a copy of "Barely Legal #923" or something? (seattlest.com)
