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more about #straight more comments → Beaker: Aww ... boo-boo boobs :-) more » Snowbunny: Somewhere out there Bret Michaels is really turned on. more » piggythewonderdog: Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi! more » Beaker: "Panties in a bunch? No problem! Transform them in to a slingshot-style 'Slit Shooter' with a few simple movements." more » Princess Commands, Darling: Or more precisely, "girl-on-girl-on girl action." more » sam991: And yet it still looks less weird than most of the toys marketed to women. more » Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: This is without a doubt 10x more disturbing than that hump-able ottoman. more » pettiblay: I kind of want one... But then again all the porn ads on this site are just getting me horny as f*ck. Let Adam Frucci review it first. more » Guitar_Wolf: "I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You'... more » Guitar_Wolf: Is that Valentino...ew. more » Mazda Eric: I am honored to live in the same city that gave birth to Stoya! more » The New No. 2: xhamster.com FTW. more » heterophobic: YuVuTu is nice and all, but you have to pay to even do searches. When I'm in a very specific horny mood, it just doesn't work. ;-) more » FrankN.Stein: I can't wait till she gets promoted in the movies and may wear the golden uniform ;) more » otko: Oh boy I bet Eva Green in The Dreamers is fucking FABULOUS on blu-ray. If that ever hits blu-ray, I just might have to do something about it. Otherw... more » -
#scifi
Double Your Princess Leia, Double The Fun!
Those in the know will say that the best sunbathing in the galaxy is on Tatooine. Not that we're experts or anything. However, we bet this just made your Star Wars sex fantasies twice as interesting. (yuhmm.com) -
#newfaces
Meet Raven Alexis: Your WoW-Playing, Star Trek-Loving, PC-Modding Crush Object
There are many stereotypes out there about pornstars: Raven Alexis demolishes pretty much all of them. When we heard about Digital Playground's geeky new addition, we knew we had to get her on the phone. More » -
#upcoming
"The Sex Files" Approaches...And We Can't Wait To Watch It
In just over a week, the wait will be over: "The Sex Files" (formerly known as "The X-Files: A XXX Parody") will be in stores, and all our Gillian Anderson fantasies will finally be realized (or so we assume). More » -
#drawings
Astronaut's Dirty Drawing To Be Auctioned Off This Summer
$200,000 may seem like a steep price to pay for a cute drawing of a naked girl—but this is no ordinary drawing of a naked girl. This drawing has been on the moon. More » -
#exclusive
Hustler Gives Us An (Exclusive! Hardcore!) Look At Sasha Grey In "Star Trek XXX"
Because we'resuch big nerdstotally awesome, our friends at Hustler have sent over this exclusive trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," featuring Sasha Grey and Evan Stone—er, Chandra and Kirk—getting busy. More » -
#geeklove
Lucy Pinder Reinterprets Wolverine... With Boobs
As hype for the latest X-Men flick, Lucy Pinder has gotten dolled up as a (topless) Wolverine. Now if only they had Rosie Jones as Sabertooth... that's one battle we'd pay money to see! (boobieblog.com) -
#mainstreamcrossover
Kayden Kross Appears On CSI Tonight, Is Painted Blue
In another amusing mainstream crossover, Kayden Kross is appearing in tonight's episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation entitled "A Space Oddity" as a fangirl, painted blue at a sci-fi convention. More » -
#spoof
Sasha Grey Makes A Beautiful Vulcan
Hustler has released the first screencaps from "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," and it looks like they're being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original. More » -
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#thefuture
Taking A Trip To The Robot Peep Show
Giles Walker's pole dancing robots are intended as commentary on our surveillance society—but we prefer to see them as a small taste of adult entertainment for robosexuals. More » -
#behindthescenes
Sasha Grey Playing A Vulcan In "This Ain't Star Trek XXX"
Cold, cool, logical... we guess that sounds a bit like America's Favorite Fuck Junkie. We've just learned that Chandra, her "This Ain't Star Trek" character, is a Vulcan—anyone know how they feel about throatfucking?
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#video
AMC Uncovers A Trove Of Sci-Fi Porn
We know that many porns have taken their inspiration from mainstream movies, and even sci-fi movies—it's just that, well, we never really expected AMC to be the ones to do a story on it. More » -
#photoshop
Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better
Over the years, we've seen more than a few counts of earnest fetishists using Photoshop to make their fantasy a (photo) reality. But we were still... fascinated? Confused? Mildly disturbed?—by augmenter's Flickr collection. More » -
#video
Desiree Cousteau In "Randy The Electric Lady": The Original Orgasm Addict?
We've been huge fans of porn legend Desiree Cousteau and her appearance as the hapless victim of evil orgasmic research in 1980's "Randy The Electric Lady" ever since ... uh, yesterday when our diode-twiddling colleagues at io9 rescued her from porn obscurity and bought her to our attention. (Hey, can we help it if we were still getting hooked on phonics when the movie was originally released?) In this bonus excerpt from the film, watch in amazement as Desiree-as-Randy is subject to the relentless probings of a proto-FuckingMachine-like device while the divine Juliet "Aunt Peg" Anderson cackles maniacally in the background. It's almost enough for us to track down the torrent file ourselves for the unavailable-on-DVD movie so we can see how the whole thing turns out! (Unless someone out there has a Betamax copy they'd like to lend us?) More »







