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#newfaces
Meet Raven Alexis: Your WoW-Playing, Star Trek-Loving, PC-Modding Crush Object
There are many stereotypes out there about pornstars: Raven Alexis demolishes pretty much all of them. When we heard about Digital Playground's geeky new addition, we knew we had to get her on the phone. More » -
#upcoming
"The Sex Files" Approaches...And We Can't Wait To Watch It
In just over a week, the wait will be over: "The Sex Files" (formerly known as "The X-Files: A XXX Parody") will be in stores, and all our Gillian Anderson fantasies will finally be realized (or so we assume). More » -
#drawings
Astronaut's Dirty Drawing To Be Auctioned Off This Summer
$200,000 may seem like a steep price to pay for a cute drawing of a naked girl—but this is no ordinary drawing of a naked girl. This drawing has been on the moon. More » -
#exclusive
Hustler Gives Us An (Exclusive! Hardcore!) Look At Sasha Grey In "Star Trek XXX"
Because we'resuch big nerdstotally awesome, our friends at Hustler have sent over this exclusive trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," featuring Sasha Grey and Evan Stone—er, Chandra and Kirk—getting busy. More » -
#geeklove
Lucy Pinder Reinterprets Wolverine... With Boobs
As hype for the latest X-Men flick, Lucy Pinder has gotten dolled up as a (topless) Wolverine. Now if only they had Rosie Jones as Sabertooth... that's one battle we'd pay money to see! (boobieblog.com) -
#mainstreamcrossover
Kayden Kross Appears On CSI Tonight, Is Painted Blue
In another amusing mainstream crossover, Kayden Kross is appearing in tonight's episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation entitled "A Space Oddity" as a fangirl, painted blue at a sci-fi convention. More » -
#spoof
Sasha Grey Makes A Beautiful Vulcan
Hustler has released the first screencaps from "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," and it looks like they're being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original. More » -
#thefuture
Taking A Trip To The Robot Peep Show
Giles Walker's pole dancing robots are intended as commentary on our surveillance society—but we prefer to see them as a small taste of adult entertainment for robosexuals. More » -
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#behindthescenes
Sasha Grey Playing A Vulcan In "This Ain't Star Trek XXX"
Cold, cool, logical... we guess that sounds a bit like America's Favorite Fuck Junkie. We've just learned that Chandra, her "This Ain't Star Trek" character, is a Vulcan—anyone know how they feel about throatfucking?
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#video
AMC Uncovers A Trove Of Sci-Fi Porn
We know that many porns have taken their inspiration from mainstream movies, and even sci-fi movies—it's just that, well, we never really expected AMC to be the ones to do a story on it. More » -
#photoshop
Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better
Over the years, we've seen more than a few counts of earnest fetishists using Photoshop to make their fantasy a (photo) reality. But we were still... fascinated? Confused? Mildly disturbed?—by augmenter's Flickr collection. More » -
#orgasm
We know as well as anyone that porn can't "make" anyone do anything sex-related they didn't already want to do, but when we read that "a 48-year-old woman with a stimulating electrode implanted in her right ventral thalamus started to compulsively self-stimulate" we realized that science was the final frontier for sexual compulsion debates. That, and we'd like to volunteer for future studies if anyone's looking for willing lab bunnies. (mindhacks.com - thanks Praemedia) -
#scifi
Is Stanley Kubrick porn a little too old fashioned for you? If you're in search of a sci-fi porno parody with a slightly more modern feel, check out "Cleavagefield", a softcore breast-filled remix of J.J. Abrams' monster mash "Cloverfield." At least in "Cleavagefield," the shaky camera work enhances the action. (io9.com) -
#fleshflicks
Asia Carrera's Final Frontier
We all look forward to a future where virtual reality and automated dual-pleasuring fembots allow us to have thoroughly realistic sex with any pornstar of our choosing. But what if the pornstars don't want us? What if, instead of replicating themselves for our carnal amusement, they build their own series of Terminator-like fuckborgs that never age, never get tired and never forget the foreplay? When that day arrives, it will be dark one indeed for us air-breathing meatbags. More » -
#movies
In A "Sex Galaxy" Not So Far Away ...
100 years in the future, when sex is illegal and the Grand Canyon is a ghetto, a group of astronauts embark on a mission that ultimately leads to self-discovery (with a fair amount of naked flesh thrown in for good measure). This labor of love sci-fi comedy exploitation film combines snippets of dozens of public domain B movies—as well as, horrifyingly, a U.S. government syphilis primer—to tell a story that stars everyone from Mamie Van Doren and Basil Rathbone to Fleshbot Crush ObjectTM Puma Swede. "Sex Galaxy" premiers at Hollywood's New Beverly Cinema June 26; check out the trailer after the gap. More » -
#video
Desiree Cousteau In "Randy The Electric Lady": The Original Orgasm Addict?
We've been huge fans of porn legend Desiree Cousteau and her appearance as the hapless victim of evil orgasmic research in 1980's "Randy The Electric Lady" ever since ... uh, yesterday when our diode-twiddling colleagues at io9 rescued her from porn obscurity and bought her to our attention. (Hey, can we help it if we were still getting hooked on phonics when the movie was originally released?) In this bonus excerpt from the film, watch in amazement as Desiree-as-Randy is subject to the relentless probings of a proto-FuckingMachine-like device while the divine Juliet "Aunt Peg" Anderson cackles maniacally in the background. It's almost enough for us to track down the torrent file ourselves for the unavailable-on-DVD movie so we can see how the whole thing turns out! (Unless someone out there has a Betamax copy they'd like to lend us?) More » -
#scifipornofthemoment
XXX Trek: Even The Klingons Are Afraid
A "Where no porn has gone before!" joke seems like the perfect headline for this post, but then we realized that there might be a reason why some things remain unexplored. Star Trek-inspired porn is, of course, not that novel, but we're a little confused by this odd comic book/sci-fi/porn hybrid: is it some kind of manga, a DVD, a film with with paint by numbers colors scribbled over the participants, or just some bizarre alien technology we've yet to discover? (One thing we do know is that despite whatever you may be thinking, it is not Japanese.) So what exactly will you face if you board the U.S.S. Intercourse? Bad puns, grammatical errors, and a thirst for space travel—but you'll need a tricorder and a valid credit card to figure out the rest. More » -
#greatmomentsineurosleaze
Beware Of "The Beast In Space!"
In 1975, European movie audiences were enthralled by "The Beast," an erotic horror film about a young woman ravished by a mysterious cloven footed manimal. Then a few years later, "Star Wars" came out and someone had the genius-level brainstorm, "What if The Beast ... was in space?" That's how you end up with this sci-fi erotic adventure, just re-released on DVD by Severin Films (the fine folks who brought you "Malabimba" and "The Sister of Ursula.") We'll have a full review of the film for you soon, but for now here's a little taste of what happens when Italian "spaghetti sci-fi" meets lurid French hardcore. With evil, mineral-hoarding robots! More » -
#video
Star Trek O-Faces: Where Lots Of Men (And Women) Have Come Before
Say what you want about the Star Trek franchise and the people who endlessly obsess over its every detail—the original show and its myriad spinoffs are some of the filthiest television to ever find its way into your family room. Don't believe us? Check out the evidence compiled in the most convincing manner imaginable—a YouTube video! The people and aliens and even androids in that world are constantly getting busy before your very eyes ... and if that's not a utopian vision of the future, we don't know what is. More » -
#lesbians
Olivia Munn Has "Lesbionic" Tendencies
As you can probably guess, we find that there's quite a bit to enjoy in NBC's upgraded "Bionic Woman" series, but even with the super speed, enhanced vision, and general ass-kicking abilities, there seems to be one element missing from the cyborg hero's hardware. Thankfully, geek princess Olivia Munn and the folks at G4 have figured out the bug and made an update of their own. You've seen her play Wonder Woman and even devour airborne hot dogs in a single bound, but (easy stereotypical jokes aside) her latest adventure just might push the hearts and minds of her fanboy legions over the edge. Or their hearts at least, which are probably racing pretty hard at the moment. More »
