Ashlyn Rae Makes The Best Of High School

Ashlyn Rae will be showing us her best Tiffani Thiesen in Hustler's upcoming "This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX"—but until then, she's just another blowjob happy high school girl. Our favorite kind of high school girl! More »

Stephanie Cane Gets A Lesson In Sex Ed

Back in school, we were alwasy good students: we paid attention in class, studied hard, and we never, ever needed any tutoring. Clearly, we were idiots. More »

School's In Forever: Hot Schoolgirls

Yes, schoolgirls are a total porn cliche. But it's for a very good reason: schoolgirls are hot. With their short skirts, and their high socks, and the naughty suggestion of barely legal status... More »

"Harlots" And Higher Education

Scots porniste Gazzman’s epic series of films chronicling the goings-on at an exclusive and thoroughly salacious academy for young trollops is back with another neo-Victorian romp through the halls and grounds of what appears to be the best school ever; “Young Harlots - Dirty Secrets” is more in the grand old private school tradition, but the movie raises some questions for us colonials. Mind the gap. More »

Hitting The Books With Mika Tan

We went to college at a big old state school, so our education didn't involve a lot of classes about solving childhood riddles via the Socratic method. Also, due to class sizes, there wasn't the same level of one on one attention that Mika Tan and her fellow students get here. Those 500-seat lecture halls just don't lend themselves to gratuitous orgy activity, even if hands on demonstrations really are the best way to learn. More »

Getting Sweet On Stickysweetie (And Stuck Too)

The occasional heavily censored naked swinger party notwithstanding, YouTube isn't exactly the best place for finding "real" porn anymore ... that is, depending on what your definition of porn is, and unless you know where to look. After all, we can still count on it to help us find some of our new favorite fetishes, like the one Stickysweetie here has introduced us to. Who knew we would be so into watching videos of women in schoolgirl outfits and high heels getting stuck in giant wads of bubblegum and sticky pools of tar? (Then again, considering our already documented fondness for schoolgirls, high heels, bubblegum, sticky pools, messy shoes, damsels in distress, and girls getting stuck in general, we guess maybe it's not too much of a surprise.) More »

We know they're supposed to be, like, British schoolgirls and everything ... but isn't school out for the summer in other places besides North America by this time of year too? Then again, these galleries are all about taking off those uniforms, so maybe it all makes sense. (yourdirtymind.com)

Beyond Detention: New Methods In School Discipline

When we were in school, the most punishment a teacher could mete out was a detention ... or if we were really bad, a suspension. Even a literal slap on the wrist was out of the question. But it seems that some schools have different views on keeping their student bodies in line, as evidenced by this video. We have a sneaking suspicion that dealing with infractions using these sorts of methods might actually encourage misbehavior, and we'd be interested to ask this teacher whether they're successful. Too bad that blurred face makes it a little hard to figure out who he is. Still, if we pay close enough attention we're sure we can learn something ... More »

Flesh Flicks: Green Acres Is The Place For Fucking

You know what they say—you can take the pornstar out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the pornstar. Some people may like waking up to the sounds of roosters and hungry piglets, but others prefer honking taxis and construction workers. The good news is that no matter what location you prefer to lay your head—up on Park Avenue or down on the farm—almost everyone enjoys a good round of morning sex when they wake up. It's those kinds of compromises that make fake movie relationships work. More »

Flesh Flicks: No Ass Left Behind

There are some negative naysayers who constantly proclaim that our public school systems are failing. As this video clearly shows, those people are one hundred percent right. Lazy, distracted students roam the halls, disregard homework, smoke right in the classroom (instead of bathrooms where they belong) and have DP threesomes right on the teacher's desk. Where is the teacher, by the way? Of course, given the state of teacher-student relationships these days, we suppose we should be grateful that the instructor is merely absent and not the instigator of this orgy of non-learning. Today's kids are so unfortunate! Or is it lucky? Yeah, maybe that's a better word for it. More »

Flesh Flicks: Blowjobs 101

Look, not everyone is born an expert when it comes to certain sexual arts: you can't just show up for your first important blowjob and expect to nail it on the first try. And guys, do you think that girl who gave you the best hummer of your life in the back row of that Whitesnake concert didn't have a few practice rounds under her belt? But where does one go to acquire such a talent? Finally, the truth can be revealed with this behind the scenes look at one of the finest blowjob academies in the world. (we know it's one of the finest because they actually break down the whole process into three easy-to-swallow steps ... with diagrams, even!) Just remember when that big exam comes to keep your eyes on your own cock, OK? More »

Flesh Flicks: Studying At The "Russian Institute"

And while we're talking hot schoolgirls today ... allow this post to be your (and our) introduction to the fabulous "Russian Institute," the kind of posh all-girls boarding school where everyone speaks French, looks like they just stepped out of a t.A.T.u. video, and the new students spend their first day getting felt up by roommates and anally probed in front of their teachers. (Plus, parents who send their kids there get lots of free time to fuck their chauffeurs in peace.) You can follow more of the story elsewhere—which is up to at least 9 or 10 DVD volumes, so you know it can only get better—but we've got the first two opening installments right here. If anyone ever wonders why the American educational system lags so far behind our foreign competitors, we've think the answer is right here. More »

It's been a while since we checked out what's going on in Japan's educational system—might all those horny schoolgirls be learning anything new these days? Nope, looks like it's still the same old usual kinds of lessons. Carry on! (pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Flesh Flicks: One On One (Plus One More) Mentoring

We had a tutor once—for Spanish class; we got a C—but none of our sessions ever went quite as well as this one. For starters, we didn't have a horny blonde girl sleeping in the top bunk in our room and encouraging the tutor to do naughty things. All we did was conjugate verbs, and not very well. We're not saying we got cheated out of our education, but our dorm life was severely lacking in threeway opportunities and we still don't know how to say much more than "Adios, muchacho." More »

Today's wacky Japanese group sex clip takes us back to school. Yes, we know we've been there before, but some lessons are always worth repeating. (pornhost.com - thanks B.)

Flesh Flicks: There But For The Grace Of Study Hall Goes Us

The guy in this video reminds us a lot of our younger selves—studious, hard-working, and devoted to his academic career. (We don't like to brag, but we got pretty good grades back in the days before the smut got to our brains.) In fact, this is a fairly accurate re-creation of our college experience ... except for the part where the six Japanese schoolgirls kidnapped us, forced us to watch porn and then had their way with us sexually. That happened ... er, never. But the part where our genitals are blurred out seems strangely familiar. More »

With health care reform at the forefront of our national agenda these days, maybe we should take a cue from the Japanese to see how it's done ... like making sure that all sexy barely legal schoolgirls get comprehensive full-body exams from their doctors on a regular basis. It couldn't hurt, right? (video @ pornhost.com)

Flesh Flicks: Japanese Dildo School Is In Session

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Flesh Flicks: Male Teachers Need Love Too

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