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Farmers And Schoolgirls: A Match Made In Heaven

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST

For those of you who found yesterday's tale of farmhouse love a tad unrealistic (what with the lingerie-clad rolling in the hay), we've found a farmer-schoolgirl love story might be more up your alley.

True, there's no real indication that this scene is taking place on a farm, rather than in some Porn Valley living room, but at least the guy is wearing overalls. And he talks like a farmer... at least, we think he talks like a farmer (to be honest, we wouldn't really know). Regardless, we're definitely sure that that girl is a schoolgirl, what with the skirt and all—and who doesn't want to see a steamy guy-in-overalls/porn schoolgirl hookup?

That's what we thought.

· Bad schoolgirl gratifies farmer (pornhub.com)

Lucy Lawless Returns As Xena: Catholic Schoolgirl Princess

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

In high school, we'd watch "Xena" on TV and pray that one day we might see our fair warrior princess dancing on stage in a Catholic schoolgirl getup. Looks like our prayers have been answered.

And though we never actually prayed to see Ms. Lawless in a flesh-colored bodysuit, we're glad the powers threw that in as a bonus. Sometimes, you don't know what you want until it's right there in front of you.

· Lucy Lawless at the Roxy dressed as a really sexy, OMG, school girl (newfilmdimension.com, via Violet Blue)

BigFatBooty.com And More Of The Web's Best Adult Domain Names: On Sale Now!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:10:12 EDT

We hope you're getting ready for the Moniker Live Adult Domain Auction at the Internext Expo in Hollywood, Florida this weekend: it's taking place on Friday at 2 pm and some of the web's best adult real estate will be available, even if you might not have the couple of extra millions of bucks lying around to snap one up. But there are some pretty sweet domains up for sale, even if we can't afford any of them either. After the jump, check a few of our favorites—with some helpful suggestions on the type of content you might want to consider using them for just in case you are looking to buy. We might not be able to park Fleshbot at ChineseShemale.com anytime soon ... but we can dream, can't we?

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ChineseShemale.com

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BigFatBooty.com

BizarreAnal.com

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ChocolateEscorts.com

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GothPussy.com

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SaggyTits.com

SchoolgirlPanties.com

TitanicTits.com

WomenHavingSex.com

• See also: Live & Extended Online Auction at Internext Expo (info + auction list @ marketplacepro.moniker.com)
• Images via Ask Jolene

Flesh Flicks: A Roll In The Hay

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:45:53 EDT

It takes a lot of ingenuity and more than a little bit of guts to take two much-beloved porn tropes and mash them together like so many potatoes (that have also been mashed). But that's exactly what happened it today's Very Special Episode of Flesh Flicks, which will delight fans of both the naughty schoolgirl and the rogue stable boy! We always kind of hoped those two kids would get together ... they just seem so right for each other. See if it was worth the wait after the jump.

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· "school girl and stable boy" (RedTube)

Flesh Flicks: Porn Imitates Life (Imitating Porn)

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:38:16 EDT

If we've learned anything today, it's that if you're a cable TV repairman and you get sent out on a call to a strange house, one of two things are going to happen. The 18-year-old daughter of the house will jump your bones or the snotty little brat son will punch you in the nuts. Either way, someone is touching your balls and they're probably doing it to get back at Daddy. It's almost eerie how similar the setups are on these two videos, and how much they resemble our other favorite fake cable guy porn, "Logjammin'" When real cable guys see this post and think about how this never seems to happen in real life, will they be jealous ... or relieved?

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· "cable guy" (Megarotic)

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· "cable guy" (Megarotic)

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· "Logjammin'" (YouTube)

· Cable Guy Punched In The Nuts (tastybooze.com)

Hot Tail: Your Furry Schoolgirl Striptease Fantasy Finally Comes True

Jonnobot — Mon, 19 May 2008 13:20:15 EDT

Since we spend so much time together, dear reader, we hope it doesn't come as too much of a surprise to learn that we here at Fleshbot can totally read your thoughts and therefore anticipate exactly what you're in the mood to see. For example, while we were enjoying our breakfast of green tea and Fruity Pebbles this morning we heard a little voice telling is that you wanted us to post a video of a crossdressing furry in a schoolgirl uniform stripping to Aphex Twin's "Windowlicker"—and your wish was our command! (OK, so maybe someone slipped something into our Fruity Pebbles, but even if you've somehow caught this before somewhere it's still not the sort of thing you see every day. And if you're freaked out or anything ... well, at least it's still a lot less creepy than the original video. Right?) (found @ fchan.us - thx qDot!)