And, Scarlett, if you ever did pose for something like this...well, that might just be enough to get us to switch our loyalties over to the West Coast.

· The NY/LA Debate Rages On (yuhmm.com)

(Okay, who are we kidding here? We could never be mad at you, ScarJo. And we are so pausing that underwater scene and staring at it really hard until we make out each and every curve on your delectable body.)

· Scarlett Johansson ~ He's Just Not That Into You ~ Bluray720p (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Though we question the methods of the committee that created the list (are all the world's sexiest women really models and actresses?), we can't deny that this certainly is a list of some very sexy women. And we're happy to see that more than a few of our favorite celebs (hi Dita!) made it on the list.

· Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys - DT _-2009 (Spain) (full list @ cameltap.com)

Now, ordinarily you would have to go through the entire list piece by piece, endlessly clicking through to find out which vivacious vixens earned such a coveted honor. But because we love you, we'll spare you (some) of that pain: below, you can find out who garnered the coveted top ten slots (if you want to see the other 89, well, you can suffer the clicking yourself.).

10. Kate Beckinsale

9. Kristen Bell

8. Rihanna

7. Scarlett Johansson

6. Alessandra Ambrosio

5. Anne Hathaway

4. Keeley Hazell

3. Marisa Miller

2. Megan Fox

1. Eva Mendes

· 2009 Top 99 Women (askmen.com)

Uh, probably not. Given that the movie in question is "He's Just Not that Into You," and the trailer—which certainly implies toplessness—shows Scarlett tastefully submerged in water, we have a hard time imagining that this'll be the movie that makes our dreams come true. But take a look at the trailer and judge for yourself—if this is the great reveal, it will totally be worth those hours and hours of chickflick.

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· "He's Just Not That Into You" Trailer (youtube.com, via on205th.com)

Karolina Kurkova: No on boobs, but yes on butt.

Bar Rafaeli: Somehow, this girl has remained off the Fleshbot radar (Fleshdar?) for five years. We'll get right on changing that.

Angelina Jolie: Yes. Angelina showed her cans in Cannes—and, you know, got topless a bunch of other times, too.

Gisele Bundchen: Yes. Tits and ass, as a matter of fact.

Scarlett Johansson: No, but we keep hoping!

Adriana Lima: Sort of. There was that "I'm topless my my hair hides everything" GQ cover... and, of course, thefake Adriana Lima sex tape. Half point!

Heidi Klum: Sorta. Had a little nip slip. Another half point.

Penelope Cruz: Yes. Bared her boobs in "Elegy."

Manuela Arcuri: Yes. has a history of posing topless. Nuff said.

Shakira: Nope—and, even worse, she gave up a chance at her very first acting role cause she didn't want to do nudes.

· Model Karolina Kurkova voted world's sexiest woman (news.yahoo.com)

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· Vicky Cristina Barcelona Trailer (YouTube, via nerve.com)

· "Scarlett Johansson lookalike" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Just like in boxing, where any guy wearing pants can throw on a belt and call himself "Champion," just about every famous actress can probably find some website or magazine to declare her the hottest or sexiest or most "do-able." female on the planet. (Maybe all three.) But we suppose a few carry more weight than others, since even legitimate news organizations are reporting on Maxim's Hot 100 list, which finds Lindsay Lohan in this year's top spot. Her nipple-riffic antics not withstanding, it tough to gauge exactly what put her over the top of Jessica Alba (FHM's Sexiest celeb) and Scarlett Johansson (who was Playboy's). Or why foul-mouthed pixie Sarah Silverman made the cover of the Hot 100 issue, complete with a spread inside, even though she's only No. 29. Or why last year's winnder Eva Longoria dropped eight slots to No. 9. Or why Ashley Olsen is number 37, yet her identical twin sister isn't even on the list. There are a lot of uncertainties in life, but the biggest may be why we can't get all these gals together for some kind of battle royale pillow fight to unify all the titles. Our society needs a queen whose legitimacy is unchallenged—otherwise all we have is anarchy.

· Maxim's 2007 Hot 100 (maxim.com, which seems to be buckling under the pressure of all that babery today)
· "Lindsay Lohan tops Maxim's 'Hot 100'" (cnn.com)
· Maxim Hot 100 2007 Girls List (gallery links @ torontopics.com)
· Sarah Silverman: Sexy Maxim Girl (justjared.buzznet.com)
· Maxim Hot 100 '07 on VH1, May 22 (vh1.com)

Previously: FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2007, Top 50 Sexiest Bums (Or Are They?), 100 Sexiest Bodies

It's deja vu all over again as Jessica Alba tops FHM's annual list of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World, beating last year's winner Scarlett Johanssen (who comes in at #3, bestill our hearts) and recouping the mediocre showing she made in FHM's list two and three years ago, where she came in at a paltry #13 and #57 respectively. While this is Jessica's first time in the Number One spot at FHM (and deservedly so), we seem to remember seeing her make the top of similar lists a few years ago, which leads us to believe that FHM's online babe watching community is a lot more conservative than we thought when it comes to finding new objects of adoration to vote for. They may also be a lot less discerning too, seeing how Jennifer Aniston beat both Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick and that Keeley Hazell didn't even make the top fifty. Guess there's no accounting for other peoples' taste—since our own, you know, is totally beyond reproach.

· FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2007 (fhmonline.com)
· See also: FHM 100 Hot Girls 2004 - 2005 - 2006 - 2007 (archive @ torontopics.com)

Previously: FHM's All-Girl Kama Sutra, Top 50 Sexiest Bums (Or Are They?), Britain's Best Boobs: Move Over, Keeley!, Zoo's 100 Hottest Topless Pics of 2006, Meet Diana Chaifair: Miss FHM 2006, Maxim UK's Girls of 2007

· This just in: Scarlett Johansson will continue to not be naked in her movies. You guys just weren't praying hard enough. (femalefirst.co.uk)

· Gemma Atkinson isn't quite there either, but she is trying. Maybe next time she'll remember to drop the sheet. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Workers in the Bahamas are up in arms over all the nude and gay tourists using their resort. Hey, if you can't be nude or gay in the Bahamas, then what's the point even having an island? (jonesbahamas.com)

· Embedding top-secret military information into porn files is the hottest new espionage tactic. Because no one will think to look there, right? (yomiuri.co.jp)

· Forget "citizen journalism"—we need more "citizen porn." They didn't put phones on cameras just so you could take pictures of funny street signs. (mbmagazine.co.uk)

· "Sex, Death and Desire" is pretty much what we deal with all day. Who knew our lives could be considered art? (evolutionpublishing.com.au)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives