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    Princess Commands, Darling: I once said that Bobbi Starr had the best mouth in porn, but that first pic makes me think she shares that honor with Jesse... #jessejane more »
    offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more »
    bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more »
    stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more »
    fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more »
    offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more »
    offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more »
    offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more »
    FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more »
    bmonkey: Any instructional videos out there on chopstick nipple teasing? #asian more »
  • #dvd

    Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!

    This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate. More »
  • #wtf

    Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask

    We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More »
  • #upcoming

    Who's "Nailin' Palin"? You Are!

    Over the past year, we've seen "Sarah Palin" get boned by the Russians, Obama, David Letterman—and now, finally, even the common working man will get the chance to have his way with the Alaskan Princess. More »
  • #upcoming

    Everyone's Nailin' Paylin—Even You!

    Sarah Palin may have stepped down from public life, but Serra Paylin is an unstoppable porno juggernaut. "Hollywood's Nailin' Paylin" is in the can, and "Letterman's Nailin' Paylin" and "You're Nailin' Paylin" are on their way. Isn't America great? (xbiz.com)
  • #parody

    Hollywood Nails Palin—And We Get To Watch

    How on earth is Hustler going to justify making a movie that involves Sarah Palin moving to LA, becoming an actress, talk show host, and then (natch) a pornstar? Don't worry: Lisa Ann has all the answers. More »
  • #popshots

    Sarah Palin And Tina Fey Reconcile Porntastically

    Leave it to the porn magic factory to realize in boobs the things that we daren't hope for in real life. Here Lisa Ann reprises her role as Sarah Palin opposite Sindee Jennings as Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin in a new Hustler parody. But wait—it gets weirder. More »
  • #pornstars

    To Lisa Ann On Her 37th Birthday

    Lisa Ann has had a great year. Her cougar-friendly talent agency is efficient and thoughtful, her Sarah Palin impression is second only to Tina Fey's in cultural ubiquity, and she has an amazing rack. More »
  • #video

    Lisa Ann Featured In Video For Eminem's "We Made You"

    In a swirl of nonsensical pop culture references, overly inflated asses, and, yes, Eminem prancing around in about a million different costumes, at least one thing still makes sense: Lisa Ann is ridiculously hot. More »
  • #parody

    You Can Pry Sarah Palin Porn From Larry Flynt's Cold, Dead Hands

    Maybe we've forgotten Sarah Palin, but the rest of the world still longs for her—or at least her porno doppelganager, Serra Paylin. Yes, Lisa Ann is donning her Palin suit and shooting a sequel. More »
  • #faithmouse

    The Final Battle: Obama Vs. Palin

    If naked Obama rides a unicorn, what does naked Sarah Palin ride? A moose, silly. More »
  • #hardcore

    Paying The Price For Playing Paylin

    With all the talk of what former GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin did for Tina Fey's career, it's easy to overlook the other career she helped resurrect—that of super busty MILF porn star Lisa Ann. More »
  • #pornstars

    Sarah Palin Porn Will Never Die

    Did you think you were finally (finally) free from Sarah Palin porn? Silly you! Jenaveve Jolie will be showing us all her impression of the hottest governor from the coldest state in this month's High Society. Brace yourself. (avn.com)
  • #dealornodeal

    Cezar Capone Ups The Ante

    There's a little saying we like to use around here at Fleshbot HQ: if at first you don't succeed, offer more money. It seems that Cezar Capone as been listening in on our staff meetings, because that's exactly the strategy he's decided to employ in his quest to make Sarah Palin into a pornstar. Two million not doing it for you, Sarah? How about three million... and a lifetime supply of Alaskan King crab? Oh, Cezar, you drive a hard bargain. You would have had us at "Wanna make a porn?" (avn.com)
  • #video

    Porno Palin Profiled On "Entertainment Tonight"

    The rest of us may have long since forgotten (or stopped caring) about, who, exactly is "Nailin' Paylin," but it seems that "Entertainment Tonight" has only just discovered Hustler's parody porn—and, by extension, the lovely Lisa Ann. America's favorite hockey MILF made an appearance on the show this past Friday, in an attempt to drum up some post-election interest in her latest opus (whose name was apparently too raunchy to say during primetime. No comment.). We're pretty sure that Palinpornmania has peaked—but we wouldn't be surprised if Lisa Ann go herself some brand new fans. Clip above.
  • #sarahpalin

    Sarah Palin: Future Pornstar?

    Well, there's at least one person who hasn't lost interest in Palin porn—at least if the porn actually involves Palin. Cezar Capone has posted an open letter offering the hottest governor from the coldest state a cool $2million to star in a MILF-themed adult production (working title: "Palin Super MILF"). More »
  • #polls

    Is This The End Of Sarah Palin Porn? (God, We Hope So)

    So, that whole election thing happened. New records were set at the polls, history was made, people rejoiced in the streets—and, most importantly, and our wouldbe hockey MILF-in-chief has been sent back to the great white north from which she came. Truly, this can only mean great things for the country at large—but what does it mean for the pornographers? More »
  • #hype

    Obama: "Serra Paylin's A Hottie"

    And for those who've been wondering how, exactly, Hustler plans to work Barack Obama into the "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" storyline... good news! The script has been leaked to the internet, along with a teaser video (of course). We're a little confused by the "plot" (Obama as a knight on a horse? What?)... but hey, as long as we get to see (fake) Barack Obama giving a lesson in good politics to Serra Paylin, we're not going to nitpick. More »
  • #sarahpalin

    Even Obama's Nailin' Palin!

    You may have thought that Adult Spoof showed Hustler up by making their very own Palin porno, one that spelled "Sarah Palin" correctly, and included Barack Obama in all the fun. But Hustler's not one to take that kind of challenge lying down: as of today, you can download "Obama Is Nailin' Palin" from Hustler's website. Sure, there are lots of ways you could be spending the final hours of the 2008 presidential campaign... but isn't watching Sarah Palin and Barack Obama give new meaning to the phrase "bipartisan compromise" the best way of all? (hustler.com)
  • #todayinpoliticalpornspoofs

    Porno Palin Part Two: This Time with Obama

    Lefty pornographers have been a little smug in their expectations of an Obama victory in two weeks, and thus have had to ask ourselves some hard questions about the recent spate of Sarah Palin porn. How would we react to porn spoofs of the other side? Well, in the second major studio Sarah Palin porn project, the Democratic presidential nominee gets to hear his opponent say "Now here's some Grade A Alaskan puss." More »
  • #hardcore

    Exclusive Gallery: "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" You, That's Who!

    Gallons of (digital) ink have already been spilled trying to get to the roots of why so many Americans revile Rethuglican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin yet have such an overwhelming desire to see her fucked hard in each and every hole. With most of the planet (rightly) believing that there's a lot at stake in this election, media pundits mirror the angst of the public—the thinly veiled rage boiling just under the surface after nearly a decade of corruption, bald faced lies, obfuscation of justice, and arrogant entitlement at the expense of the rest of the us—by pointing out every misstep of the gun toting Wasilla beauty queen. One member of the media elite even referred to Palin as the ultimate pin-up girl for people who don't believe in masturbation. More »
  • #politics

    We've gotten to the final phase of Palin pornsploitation: mainstream media outlets examining the phenomenon and trying to figure out what it all means. Radar weighs in on such weighty topics as "Nailin' Paylin," Obama Girl, and the NOT Sarah Palin blow up doll—and it turns out all these smut is a sign of our civic engagement! Not to say we told you so, but, you know... we told you so. (radaronline.com)
  • #hardcore

    Breaking: Paylin Gets Nailed!

    Been eagerly anticipating the release of "Who's Nailin' Paylin"? (Um, haven't we all?) Hustler's been busy churning out scenes and releasing them online — but if you're looking for just a taste of a Russian-Paylin-Russian sandwich, check below the fold for a special preview clip. We're pretty sure that seeing this movie is a fundamental part of your civic duty: if you don't watch this clip, you're just not a good American (or, at the very least, not the kind of American we want to associate with). More »
  • #sarahpalin

    And if one scantily clad Sarah Palin lookalike isn't enough for you, here's your chance to meet many, many more: Las Vegas's Club Paradise is holding an "official" Sarah Palin lookalike pageant next week. And by "official" we mean not official or endorsed by Sarah Palin in any way. (vegasblog.latimes.com)
  • #todayinmilves

    "Nailin' Paylin" Wants You To Be A Part of History

    Concerned that you just can't wait until Election Day to see the stupendous cans of Lisa Ann unleashed as Serra Paylin? Fear not! Hustler staff is working around the clock to feed you a new scene from the eventual DVD at regular intervals before the election and who knows? If McCain/Palin are elected the "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" series might be the Cougar version of "Barely Legal." (Nothing against Lisa Ann and the cans thereof, but let's hope that gig doesn't happen.) In any case, subscribers to Hustler.com can see clips from the movie starting October 15. More »
  • #youarethere

    On The Set Of "Who's Nailin' Paylin?"

    After the This Is NOT Sarah Palin blowup doll, we were tempted to declare a moratorium on any and all Sarah Palin-themed adult entertainment (because really, how could you top that?). But then we came across these behind the scenes photos from the set of "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" — and who are we to deprive you of an inside look at the most politically relevant porno of the year? After the jump, learn a little bit more about Governor Paylin's foreign policy experience. When Serra's in charge, the Russians are definitely coming. More »
  • #sarahpalin

    Script For "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" Surfaces

    If you're like us, you've spent the past few weeks wondering who, exactly, gets to nail "Serra Paylin" in Hustler's "Who's Nailin' Paylin? Adventures of a Hockey MILF." Thankfully, Hustler just released the script for this epic achievement, and it turns out the answer is "Everyone." Somehow, we're not that surprised (though given that Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Jada Fire, and Sindee Jennings are all signed on as stars, we're more than a little excited.). More »
  • #sarahpalin

    Can't wait for the release of Hustler's "Nailin' Palin"? Pass the time with the "This Is NOT Sarah Palin" blow up doll, now available from Topco. Don't look so surprised, you totally saw this one coming. (topcosales.com, thanks Gil!)
  • #palinexhaustion

    Just when our heads are about to explode in the not-sexy way with Palin porn overload, there's something comforting and even sane about Susie Bright's take on why looking closely at Palin and sex actually matters. Oh, and we got a good giggle out of Bright's reporting on the current rise in butch lesbian fantasies about the candidate. Why can't we all get along and lick pussy, indeed! (10zenmonkeys.com)
  • #obvious

    Hustler Does Sarah Palin

    In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, Hustler Video has announced plans to release a Sarah Palin-themed porn flick—yes, the one they were trying to cast via Craigslist a few weeks ago. Of course, the real question is whether or not this epic could possibly top "The Eliot Splitz-her Story". We're guessing the answer is no, but we're sure it'll be something to see anyway. Or at least something. (avn.com)
  • #helpwanted

    We're wondering what kind of response this Craiglist ad received a couple of weeks ago; surely there are plenty of Porn Valley actresses out there who would've jumped at the chance to portray Sarah Palin in a smut flick for a couple of thousand bucks, especially if there was no anal involved. And especially because it's just a matter of weeks before brunette MILFs with eyeglasses stop being such hot topical commodities in porn and return to being ordinary brunette MILFs with eyeglasses again. (losangeles.craigslist.org, via donchavez.com)
  • #milfwatch

    Despite all the twittering about it today, we're not really concerned whether VoteForTheMILF.com was really set up by the McCain campaign or not—we're more bummed that it doesn't redirect to, say, Vicky Vette's site. After all, we always prefer to throw our support behind someone who's actually qualified for the job at, er, hand. (election.twitter.com + vickyathome.com)
  • #sarahpalin

    Sarah Palin is the subject of yet another bit of artistic whimsy—a nude portrait currently hanging in a North Side Chicago bar. Who says the (potential) Vice President can't inspire people? (windycitizen.com + Flickr)
  • #wishfulthinking

    Hugh Hefner Wants You Sarah Palin

    You'll forgive us for all the Sarah Palin news today—but can we help it if (not surprisingly) bunny magnate Hugh Hefner is itching to see her in the pages of Playboy? We guess he could always use one of these photos if things don't work out ... (contactmusic.com)
  • #sarahpalin

    Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn

    Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know—how else do you think they keep warm?). More »
  • #milfwatch

    Sarah Palin: And A MILF Shall Help Lead Them

    Despite the fact that Comedy Central's "Indecision 2008" blog has just described newly minted Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as being "as MILFy as they come", we're having a hard time finding any pictures of her that would convince us whether she actually looks as good in a bikini as Helen Mirren does. Why couldn't she have been governer of a state that was a little warmer, fer crissakes? (blog.indecision2008.com - thanks Eric)